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New cool brand ideas for bathtub brewers:

  • ESTRADIOL…. FOR MEN – MILITARY GRADE – XTREME PURITY (Picture of Usain Bolt operating a rotary saw)
  • My Happy Little Testosterone 💮 For Women 🤗 (vial is soft wrapped in hand-knit pastel satchel)
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Final* update on my Visualising the #Hugos thing: now has a proper web page at zoeimogen.github.io/hugo-sanke… which includes all the nomination graphs as well as final round voting.

Camestros Felapton has some more statistics covering the awards too, over at camestrosfelapton.wordpress.co…

*I may add second/third place runoffs at some point as well as previous years but all the copy-pasting has become a bit tedious for now.

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@prograft Yes, I've already done the pre-passdown data for 2nd through 4th place (See github.com/zoeimogen/hugo-sank… for example) but the resulting graph (github.com/zoeimogen/hugo-sank…) is (in my opinion) misleading without the first round transfers so didn't put it on the main web page.
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@prograft Here's where I got to - 2nd place for Best Novel. Round numbers are wrong because this was just a manual edit to see how it looked.



Reading the Hugo-Winning "A City on Mars", which refers to a provision in the Colombian constitution declaring Colombian sovereignty over a piece of geostationary orbit. Here's that provision. constituteproject.org/constitu…


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In meeting reviewing bugs from our backend testing system.

<Me> This is the class of bugs I was talking about last week. This whole codepath is dead and not used by anyone. We're testing functionality we don't care about. NUKE THE SITE FROM ORBIT.

<coworkers> So.... that's you volunteering to delete this?

<me> (Realizing my hype level) Yeah! Got that Red Diff Energy, baby!

I need that on a Tee shirt.

Red Diff Energy
Let's delete some code

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Absolutely, delete the things! Then delete the !@$$@ codegen for some extra meta-deletion energy.

My one last work goal is that my total LOC contributed to the repository is negative.

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One of my favorite release notes was from Open TTD 14.0: "It took us 2,000 commits to get from 13.4 to 14.0, we touched 140,000 lines of code and removed 74,000 of them. This was all done by over 60 contributors." openttd.org/news/2024/04/13/op…
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Faintly nonplussed by my inbox shouting "Femmes on tour!" until I noticed it was Strava.

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Blatant nerdsniping bid. Given any two railway stations, you can compute p, the cheapest price of a return ticket between the two, and d, the Levenshtein edit distance between the names of the stations. Find two stations which maximise p/d. And no, "Queen's Park" and "Charing Cross" do not get to omit their "(Glasgow)" and "(London)" disambiguators.

A super off-peak return between Nottingham and Mottingham is ninety quid, but we can surely do better than that?

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i know this is a fun little math puzzle but it did not occur to me that it optimizes for phrases like "perth to porth" which for some reason i find quite funny


These are good for showing what’s going on with Hugo voting. (And why ranking things matters) zoeoconnell.co.uk/@zoe/1129500…


OK, here we go: Visualising the #Worldcon #Hugo2024 voting results.

Alternative Title: Why ranked voting matters.

As a quick explanation, the last placed candidate in each round is eliminated and their votes transferred to the next candidate on each ballot.

This is the first place ballot only, the second place is calculated by treating the winner as eliminated and rerunning the election. I have not included the final round runoff against "No Award" as this year that's all uninteresting.



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Visualising the #Worldcon #Hugo voting - still working on this, but first pass for the Best Fancast voting.

Coode Street Podcast transfers won it for Octothorpe, after a late surge for Worldbuilding for Maschocists fuelled by Publishing Rodeo transfers #Glasgow2024

Original data at glasgow2024.org/wp-content/upl…

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@ajlanes On what grounds, as long as this year's administrator doesn't sit on next year's awards panel?
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@Zoë O'Connell Good point: it is next year’s committee or subcommittee that’s relevant (WSFS constitution rule 3.13).

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Hello, we won a Hugo Award, thank you all for nominating, voting, and most importantly listening. We are so glad to be part of this community and we love you all! #HugoAwards #Worldcon #Glasgow2024

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I realise this is just the difference output looking silly but I am easily amused by Harris’s burst of groceries bsky.app/profile/nytdiff.bsky.…

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I wrote a song about them one time 😀 youtube.com/watch?v=on8M4xqK1R…
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@RSPB Met this fluff ball while kayaking on the Cam a couple of days ago.
@RSPB


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Normally with tech issues I think aw, poor devops, but today I think come ON you bastards. #sqa #blank_results

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@DW_Pete thanks Pete! He's the sort of chap who'd appreciate a firm handshake and a murmured "jolly well done, old thing".
in reply to Emma (has_many_books of old)

then do it!

Passing random felicitations of (to him) strangers might increase his “mother is weird” level.*

*all teenagers have a parental weirdness gauge


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Long form, on fascism on western democracies
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You need a tachograph if you are driving under UK/AETR working hours rules UNLESS you are collecting sea coal. You still need to keep to the time rules, but don't need the tachograph.

There are similar exemptions if you're going to repair a lighthouse, or are transporting a circus, or carrying live fish to an entrepreneurial activity within 100km(*), or returning milk containers to a farm...

But strangely, while all those exemptions are given in a schedule to the act, but sea coal is included in the main statute, ie roughly, "if in the schedule (lighthouses, circuses, entrepreneurial fish, etc) OR sea coal".

As far as I can tell (it's complicated; I'm not sure), a lighthouse repair person or their friend taking fish to an AGM doesn't have to *follow* the rules.

The unique thing about sea coal hauliers is that they (and only they) *do* have to follow the rules, but don't have to prove it.

But why? Delving into it further ... 🧵

(*) I assume these are entrepreneurial fisherfolk, not entrepreneurial fish.

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As far as I can tell this is because sea coal transport, uniquely, was included in exemptions to "Community Recording Equipment Regulation" (EU 3821/85) but not in exemptions to "Community Drivers' Hours Regulation" (EU 4820/85).

Sadly, I've been unable to navigate these regulations but, as I currently have no proximal intent to transport sea coal, I will leave it here, unless inspiration strikes.

My mental image of sea coalers is a romantic one, of rugged men with horse and carts in the waves. Now I mention it, I've never seen a horse with a tachograph.

The attached (~2min) video includes not only Hartlepool sea-coalers, but some fencing in St Moritz, and a man from Sunderland who survives bricks being smashed on his head.

youtu.be/wbNWUCeWQ74

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Another name for hydrochloric acid is muriatic acid. My Latin ears immediately pricked and wondered if this was squished down mice (mus, muris) or something to do with destroying a wall (murus, muri). But no, it's derived from the Latin muriaticus meaning "pickled", from muria "brine". Thus neatly connecting it to another name for hydrochoric acid: spirit of salt.

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huh. Brine in French is _saumure_. I wonder if that's related and if so what the _sau_ morpheme is.
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@pseudomonas Sau sounds like it may be related to sal/salt/zout. So that would make it 'salt brine'?
@Adam
in reply to Wynke

@pseudomonas Maybe even 'as opposed to pickled with vinegar or lactic acid'?

The Dutch word for hydrochloric acid is 'zoutzuur' (literally 'salt acid').

@Adam
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sounds plausible; middle french messes with terminal -l words to make them dipthongs, as part of the consonant eradication programme.
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@wynke wiktionary says
> Inherited from Old French salmuire, from Late Latin salimuria, from Latin sal + muria.
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@wynke I have just looked up "offal" to see if this CW was in fact labelled strictly correctly, and I'm facepalming at not realising hitherto that it's cognate with _afval_ (and _Abfall_).
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@pseudomonas That one was pretty obvious to me, but then I'm Dutch so I learned 'afval' first. (And my brain really likes to find these connections between languages, although I miss many too.)
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A good word in the lingo of the Olympics is "repechage" which is a sort of second chance to get through to the next stage of a competition. I assume it's from the French and means something like "fishing again"

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If Kamala Harris picks Josh Shapiro to be her VP pick, understand that this is who will be on the ticket with her:

"Palestinians will not coexist peacefully. They do not have the capabilities to establish their own homeland and make it successful even with the aid of Israel and the United States. They are too battle-minded to be able to establish a peaceful homeland of their own.” - Josh Shapiro.

Josh Shapiro volunteered to serve in the IDF.

#USPol #Democrats #Harris2024

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TERFs having a normal one, destroying women’s sports because some of the cis competitors maybe remind them a bit of trans woman, none of whom ever qualify for anything anyway, even when allowed to compete.

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oh and also a good dose of racism, because when you scratch the surface, it's always there.
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@KateKarnage
I always forget who said "my feminism will be intersectional or it will be bullshit", but it seems really applicable here. (I know it from Flavia Dzodan but IIRC she's quoting someone else).

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I know much of the commentary around the Olympic a boxing thing is well meaning, but please avoid using or boosting the term “biological woman”.

“Cis woman” is more accurate. “Biological woman” is meaningless. Which bit of someone’s biology do you mean? Hormones, primary sex characteristics, secondary sex characteristics, chromosomes? (Bear in mind most people don’t know what their chromosomes are)

The term comes from transphobic efforts to other trans women and has no other value.




Boost/reskeet a message which already has 69? The struggle is real.

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My submission for Slanted - Experimental Type 3.0:

Unicode Spaces
There are invisible characters in the UTF-8 unicode character encoding standard. This experiment measures the width of each invisible character with p5.js to dynamically manipulate the kerning of single characters. By analysing the brightness of pixels of an image and inserting white spaces at the corresponding lines and characters, image patterns are emerging in the text through white space.

#utf8 #typography #p5js #slanted

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Watching the Olympic surfing. I’ve still not quite got used to the idea that goofy is a technical term.
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Goofy footed is also in skateboarding and snowboarding. I am, in fact, goody footed. Basically a left footed boarder
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@Cyberspice Mm, I think I first encountered the term when @Sarah Brown was learning to SUP. No weirder than any other weird word in a specific context, like "squelch" when talking about radio.

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Cass deserves to go down alongside Wakefield in my opinion. This is a wholly biased piece of work, produced to order, and to suit an agenda, and that agenda is profoundly hostile to trans people. erininthemorning.com/p/british…

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British Medical Association calls anti-trans Cass Review “unsubstantiated”. bma.org.uk/bma-media-centre/bm…

This is major: the BMA is the major union for doctors in the UK and not a niche group, most doctors are members.

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Cis people: Here’s a fun thought experiment! What would it be like to live as the other sex?

Trans people: Well, we might have …

Cis people: There’s no way we can ever know, lol!

Trans people: Er, hello?

Cis people: It will forever remain a mystery

Trans people: We’re right here

Cis people: So unknowable

in reply to Sarah Brown

Speaking only for myself (a cis woman), I'd worry that it might seem like an impolite question to ask a trans person. I wouldn't ever ask such a thing, unless I knew the person quite well (and even then I might hesitate). I wouldn't want to make someone feel "othered" just to satisfy my own curiosity.
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@marilyn some trans people might not want to talk about it. With me the trick would more be getting me to shut up.
@goatsarah
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friendica (DFRN) - Link to source
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@Eric the Cerise I’ve read accounts from cis people who tried, gave themselves gender dysphoria, and got suicidal.

Caveat emptor



Mainstream social media: "wah wah satanic Olympics last supper"

My social media: "Actually the Jesus/Dionysus syncretism thing has a history going back at least to the 12th Century"

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Honestly the more I hear about European railways the more I appreciate those in GB. troet.cafe/@serac/112854885100…


Arrived on time, would have had plenty of time to make our connection of 15 min. But No. This was not bookable, only the one with 75 min layover. And thanks to the mandatory reservations, you can't just hop on the earlier train. Spain, wanna work on this or invest another billion on a new high speed line? Both saves one hour. Choose wisely.
#Madrid Puerta de Atocha, #Castilla #España
#TrainTravel #connection #Reservation
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fwiw belgian ones are pretty good - and very cheap compared to uk.

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Back in 1997, when organised trans activism was a new thing, it was incredibly hard to get famously-shy trans people to stand together on the street. And afterwards the brave few would melt away into the crowd. It seems to me that the big unintended consequence of right wing attempts to crush us has been to unify us and bring trans folk out in our tens of thousands to say “No!”. Never back a minority into a corner with survival and freedom at stake. You create the thing you fear the most.

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@geekylou I remember attending a BiCon in 1996 in Kingston on behalf of Press for Change and being saddened by the strength of anti-trans sentiment — not many people, but they were loud and assertive. Not the most relaxing of weekends, sadly, but it was not unusual for LGB gatherings to have that schism back then. The type who harboured such antipathy were the sort that resurfaced as fans of the LGB Alliance 25 years later.

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British court upholds stochastic homicide of trans youth in UK.

Didn’t really expect anything else, but how bloody bleak.

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July 28, 2024- “Covid travel warning issued to anyone going on holiday to Greece, Portugal and other EU countries” ”The WHO has issued a stark warning to tourists heading abroad for the summer holidays. People are being urged to take Covid precautions including getting vaccinated, wearing masks and doing tests. The WHO emphasised that the pandemic is far from over..” “In Portugal, the number of cases recorded surged by 700% between May and June, hitting 10,000 in July. Cases are also rising in the UK, with almost 18,000 new infections detected despite no routine testing.”- chroniclelive.co.uk/whats-on/t…

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American Christians will tell everyone who isn’t them that we’re “special snowflakes” who need to toughen up, and in their next breath go utterly fucking nuclear on Facebook because the French dared to depict Bacchanalia.

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Not an original observation, but what they really hate is people not cowering in shame for being any degree different to them.