Someone has finally been done in modern times for *checks notes* "Handling a Salmon under Suspicious Circumstances"
bbc.co.uk/news/articles/cd1740…
Fisherman fined for hiding salmon up sleeve in 'suspicious circumstances'
Angler Stephen Samuel is punished for "handling salmon under suspicious circumstances"Adam Hale (BBC News)
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Musings on fighting good fights...
The best lack all spoons, while the worst are full of passionate intensity
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• know to be useful
• believe to be beautiful
• feel unaccountable vague fondness for
• can imagine a hypothetical situation in which you'd *really* need it
• firmly intend to get round to doing something with one of these days
• can't remove because of all the other junk piled on top of it
• feel guilty about not dealing with something more important first
• fear throwing away in case you remember tomorrow why you bought it
• miscellaneous
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I’ve been calling my home decor style “low-key hoarder” for a while now
I’m not sure when I tick over into full-scale hoarder
The signs are there though
Outside, people are out and about chilling and having fun. It's warm. I love Europe. Used to belong to me too and the idiots took it away.
Don't think I'll ever forgive that.
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@gilesgoat heh, starmer is saying "not in my lifetime" 🙁
Honestly if it weren't for the sheep I'd be saying let's fuck off to your place.
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clowning street: Number 10
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We should have our own East Coast Liberal Elite, you know in England.
Conceptual art critics? Walton-on-the-Naze. Experimental film making hub? Filey. World Postmodernism Conference? Cleethorpes. Secret World Government? Gibraltar Point; third bird hide on the left.
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Europe is full of centre right and centre left parties who, rather than oppose far right scapegoating of minorities, have adopted a position of, “those guys are right, don’t vote for them”.
To their incredible surprise, this isn’t working.
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@kikebenlloch No this is describing the literal situation in Greece, though they've since lost political relevance, since the state took belated, but firm, action. en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Golden_D…
BrewDog sacks Asian woman after reaction to EDL members meeting in bar
Company accused staff member of ‘aggressive behaviour’ after she raised concerns about far-right group gatheringRob Davies (The Guardian)
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1) "Assange was merely wanted for questioning" - no, Swedish judicial process required that he be interrogated before charges could be made. Sweden arrested him in his absence (he'd already left the country) and filed a European Arrest Warrant. English judges concluded that he had been formally accused of the crimes, even if not indicted. See section 142 of wired.com/images_blogs/threatl….
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Them: "hi"
Me: "hi"
...
*makes mental note to check back in 15 minutes when they've actually typed what they want*
Between 1-2% of Brazilians are trans or non-binary
nature.com/articles/s41598-021…
Proportion of people identified as transgender and non-binary gender in Brazil - Scientific Reports
Scientific Reports - Proportion of people identified as transgender and non-binary gender in BrazilNature
UK trans stats from 2021. About 1% of people in England and Wales are trans.
Digging out some statistics for my own edutainment
pewresearch.org/short-reads/20… Estimates about 1.6% of USAns trans or non-binary.
About 5% of young adults in the U.S. say their gender is different from their sex assigned at birth
1.6% of U.S. adults are transgender or nonbinary. Also, a rising share of Americans say they know someone who is transgender.Carrie Blazina (Pew Research Center)
This Instituto Camões application form has a drop down field where you can list your occupation. The choices are somewhat eccentric:
Astrólogos. / Astrologers.
Parapsicólogos. / Parapsychologists.
Toureiros. / Bullfighters.
Outros artistas tauromáquicos. / Other bullfighting artists.
The neighbours in Spain might explain the last two but I am at a loss as to why astrologers and parapsychologists make the cut for what is quite a short list.
I am reminded of my dealings with the Job Centre, telling them that I was looking for a job as a lexicographer, which was not in their system. IT is rather a worse omission though!
(the job centre had IT but it didn't have specific subdomains that I was actually looking for like "natural language processing" so it was all a bit of a pointless exercise)
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Some points, and a question for uk politicians;
- There are around half a million trans people in the uk, including eggs.
- There are a few thousand TERFs.
- Trans people will vote for you if you treat us like human beings.
- Nothing you do will ever satisfy TERFs.
And so to the question: why are you so bad at basic arithmetic?
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"Peace in our time"
"640k should be enough for anybody"
"Nobody is threatening our place in the single market"
"Your Roomba's bin is full"
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I see that the press is once again trying to present terfism as nuanced: “we don’t want to stop trans women wearing skirts, we just don’t want them in our (SIC) spaces”.
Stop press, Joanne. They’re our fucking spaces too, because as we’ve been explaining for fucking years: trans women are women.
- Trans women get breast cancer, therefore we need breast cancer screening.
- Trans women get gynaecological problems, therefore we need gynaecologists.
- Trans women get raped, therefore we need rape crisis counselling.
- Trans women suffer disproportionate levels of domestic violence, therefore we need DV shelters.
And so on, and so on.
Do you fucking get it yet?
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@Yamiyume Disagree.
It ends up naked, with zero personal hygiene, surrounded by empty pot noodles, hunched in front of a monitor yelling on social media about how you lost custody of the kids because of the trans.
Lobbied hard for this headline. Glad that they went with it.
newstatesman.com/comment/2024/…
The joy of the Liberal Democrats
The tensest, most uncertain, most goddamn exciting political debate I have witnessed in the whole of last year concerned – you may want to sit down for this – the Liberal Democrats’ housing policies.Jonn Elledge (New Statesman)
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in reply to Alexandra Lanes • • •Yeah, I read it first as "Thames swan counters hope; numbers recover…" (which is not supported by the provided orthography but people sometimes type sloppily) and then wondered what hope numbers were, then got the right parse.
PTC collects these things, ISTR.
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