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Apple 10W4 CMYK Video connector.

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Of course, famously, Steve Jobs stole the idea from Xerox Park.
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you know what i'm just gonna thoroughly embrace this nonsense 😁

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“So sometimes my roommate, with whom I’ve been paying a mortgage for 10 years and looking after a herd of cats, does me against the wall with a strap on. Do you think I should risk telling her I have feelings for her? I’m pretty sure she’s straight.” reddit.com/r/BestofRedditorUpd…

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Only 12.5% of the accommodation in this hotel is occupied, which makes one ruminate.

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That took me a while 😀 Now I wonder, if I'd heard it rather than read it, would I have struggled the other way round?

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So, just in case you needed the heads up - noauthority.social is a fascist server; appears to be a refuge for nazis who got tired of having their previous server, noagenda.social, defederated by literally everyone. I just caught some nazi rando in my replies and after blocking him, hopped over to his timeline to see who he's talking to and it's literally all other fascists from noauthority.social. Strong defederate with extreme prejudice recommendation for admins but it's your life.

#Fediblock

in reply to Paul Brownjohn

@Paulos_the_fog Yes, but it doesn't do what most people would think it does. It prevents YOU from seeing all posts, from that instance; as if you muted them all. They can still see and interact with your posts. In fact, it's pretty hard to stop people from SEEING your posts even if you have them blocked; they can just open a new window on a big neutral server like Social. But if you block individually, they can't interact with your posts, which is generally what you want re: nazis.

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The actual transcript excerpts from retired Army Lieutenant Colonel David Slater’s dating-site chats with his mystery gf are quite something. It’s as if HAL 9000 were trying to seduce Dave Bowman instead of lock him outside the ship.

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just spent longer than I'd like to admit waiting for my mobile wifi hotspot to appear as an option because I forgot I renamed it "Searching..."

hoisted by my own petard!

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Hoppy Notoonol O Doy to thoso who colobroto!

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O hovo no odoo of thoro's o doopor sognofoconco to todoy on portocolor boong o doy thot only hos O os o vowol, bot ovon of not, ot os o good odoo.

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Here’s why the NHS were happy to vaccinate me with MMR the other day. From UK govt advice from
2019:

• individuals born between 1970 and 1979 may have been vaccinated against measles and many will have been exposed to mumps and rubella during childhood. However, this age group should be offered MMR wherever feasible, particularly if they are considered to be at high risk of exposure.

• individuals born before 1970 are likely to have had all three natural infections and are less likely to be susceptible. MMR vaccine should be offered to such individuals on request or if they are considered to be at high risk of exposure.

Tl;dr: younger GenX and older Millennials in the UK were likely given inadequate protection against measles and none against mumps and rubella: vaccinate on sight.

Older GenX and boomers: just give them the vaccine if they ask for it.

in reply to Sarah Brown

Good idea. I've had measles, but not mumps or rubella. Looks like I need to mention this to my doctor.
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Oh wow, this is news to me <immediately goes to track down local vaccination services>

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RIP to everyone killed by the borrow checker for their hubris but im different. and better. maybe even better than the borrow checker

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in reply to Matthew Garrett

I'm easily better than the borrow checker, that's why I can write safe bug free C++ code.

[quietly shoving CVE list into a closet]


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Went to an NHS vaccine drop in centre and said, “I had a single measles vaccine 49 years ago. Could I have an MMR please?”

No quibbles. I am now in the queue for an MMR.

I will not go blind because of Andrew sodding Wakefield.

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@Alexandra Lanes Dupuutren's appears to have gone into remission overnight. I guess my body is too busy doing measles things to worry about fucking my hands.

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Stolen from Reddit, who stole it from Tumblr.

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(we really do think memes have educational value though. there's no reason this stuff can't be fun. in fact, thinking about stuff because doing so is fun is arguably the most effective way to learn)

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Please boost if you like French Fries, or if you feel like you're barely coping in a meaningless void of existence.
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If I were still teaching methods, I could use these boost numbers to illustrate a double barreled question (triple barreled if you add "boosted for survey methods teachers" #sociology )

in reply to George Takei :verified: 🏳️‍🌈🖖🏽

Heather is truly one of the most amazing queer writers I've had the pleasure of discovering.

Fellow nerdy sapphics (or anyone else, really 😅) who want to read more of her stuff: Check out Cattywampus at theheatherhogan.substack.com – you won't regret it. 💪 Maybe start with theheatherhogan.substack.com/p… or theheatherhogan.substack.com/p… or


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why starship consoles explode

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Anxiety is my constant companion. I’m always anxious and it only varies in degrees. It’s been this way my entire life. Nothing really changes that fact.

Do you deal with anxiety?

#AskingAutistics #ActuallyAutistic @actuallyautistic

image: @worrywellbeing

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I try to be aware emotionally and physically which is difficult so when I feel 😬. I used to try to hide it from myself. Mostly because most things I tried didn’t work. Probably those memories were shaped when I was a different person. So if I take my old anxiety’s and acknowledge that happens and I wasn’t so aware I try and be incredibly kinder in general to myself. I also try to see what I was doing before the emotion sets in to process what came before.🧐

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I’m pleased to announce that almost all of the episodes of Just Plain Sense from Jan 2009 (episodes 52-90) have been archived on the Internet Archive. Approx 170 snapshots of the web site are also available through the WayBack machine. Access the audio content at archive.org/details/jps-90-ali…

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Lab mice
@legumancer in college i had a job at a bio lab and you would not believe how easy it was for the labels to fall off the transgenic fruit fly tubes
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oh no! Lol

Once when I was a kid, my biologist uncle asked my sister, cousins and I for ideas on getting rats to pee, because he needed urine samples. (My sister was the only one who had an idea. It was, "just squeeze them!") Now I wish I knew how to make rats *not* pee while I'm holding them.


in reply to Charlie Stross

well written explanation that no in fact this AI emperor has no clothes. Pattern matching. Yes. Getting quite good when scope is limited. But this is blatantly obvious because none of these AI firms particularly google are using these tools in their core business. Like detecting gmail spammers. And where used horrible results. Like current google search. Which is worst ever.


Today's legal conundrum. If I let you decide between red and green smarties and you decide on a blue one, did you make a decision?
in reply to Alexandra Lanes

I made a decision but not in response to your request. Same as if you offered me red or green sweeties but I decided to, say, clean my glasses.
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Why don’t they build moon landers like weebles? (I assume there must be a reason!) wandering.shop/@skrishna/11198…


IM-1 update: Guess what?

They think…..it tipped over

#space #intuitivemachines


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in reply to Zoë O'Connell

I was wondering if 10 series of Robot Wars taught us nothing? No srimech? No flipper? With the low gravity, imagine the potential for a backflip on the moon.
in reply to Zoë O'Connell

I watched enough Robot Wars growing up, all future lunar Landers need a srimech system built in.

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A friend who's new to fedi asked me for context for this. I regret that sometimes I am entirely context-free.

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Combined answers from the Microsoft Community forum to the important question: "What's the maximum number of slides allowed in Microsoft PowerPoint?"

"Every slide is identified numerically by a Long number, meaning that the theoretical maximum is around 2,147,483,648"
"Personally, I make it a rule never to include more than 10,000,000 slides in a presentation. One slide a second is about all people can absorb at best, and very few audiences will sit there and absorb information at that rate for half a year."

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Americans wondering how on earth all the Taylor Swift fans got to last week’s concert at the Melbourne Cricket Ground when there’s no sea of car parking next to the stadium:



If you use a laptop with a trackpad which you can scroll with two fingers, and you don’t have a pinkie related disability, does your little finger do this?
in reply to Alexandra Lanes

To add even more variety, when I use the first two fingers to do something, I keep the others curled, not sticking out.
in reply to Ozzy

@Ozzy The third is just about happy to be curled, but when it’s raised above the trackpad the pinkie feels like it has to be elevated too
@Ozzy

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Out on the old SUP, GoPro mounted on the front, remote control shutter release on the paddle. Contre jour.

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There are white sauce, brown sauce, and orange sauce. The last one only just counts because it’s really named for the fruit not the colour. But ANYWAY can fedi think of any other sauces named for their colour?

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huh, I just said out loud "Too much cheese!" I must have your allocation, soz

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Dear Lady Chief Justice....

Open Letter to the LCJ: HMCTS guidance on public access to courts
courtobservers.org/2024/02/18/…

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people say the big class one railroads don't do innovation, but here is norfolk southern demonstrating their new folding trainset on the acela mainline

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There are a few weird differences between opposite-sex marriage, same-sex marriage, and civil partnerships. In particular, in the grounds on which the partnerships can be annulled on the application of one partner.

The first is that same-sex marriages aren't voidable for reasons of non-consummation; basically it used to mean "PIV sex" and Parliament didn't fancy trying to define consummation for same-sex couples in legislation.

The stranger one is that only marriage is voidable for reasons of venereal disease.




Not sure what it signifies that Thetford has a very gaudy statue of Thomas Paine, holding a copy of the Rights of Man upside down
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Apparently (say the museum staff) the artist did it deliberately as a talking point. The gaudy paint job was recent, during lockdown.

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Frankly i'm not really sure if i really qualify for impostor syndrome, i think a lot of people fit the diagnosis criteria much better than me

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Maybe I need to tone down the amount of bluesky in my feed. There appears to be discourse connecting Hamas to Goan trance music.


All sorts of people have tried to palm off doing real work on ChatGPT and friends. Has any legislature yet considered or passed legislation suspected of being autogenerated?

Bonus marks for working out how the rules of statutory interpretation apply to robotically created legislation