Dear gizmo maker.
I do not watt your app. I realise I may need your app to set things up, but after that I never want to open your app again. I have many gizmos and they all have apps. I don't care about your "dashboard", I don't want to set up an account, you can keep your "cloud", I don't want to import my data. I do not live in your app. I do not want to be reminded of your app's existence. If I have to use your app beyond 5 minutes of initial setup, you have failed.
Stop trying to make me use your app. I do not want to use your fucking app. Most of you can't program for shit anyway. Just set the gizmo up and fuck the fuck off.
Thank you.
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The problem right here is that we call platforms designed to help people find each other and make connections, and platforms designed to make people fight each other for entertainment and advertising revenue the same thing.
The great con is that Twitter and co want you to think they’re in the same “feel good, community and friendship” business that LiveJournal and things like it were in.
And they just aren’t. Even if you are only using them to talk to your friends, they will still try to make you pick fights.
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@ajlanes it's genetic, genes fairly common in Europe but almost unknown in east Asia hence it didn't turn up as an early symptom
I have the genes, it makes my strawberry cordial taste of chemicals 🙁
I am, frankly, amazed that the Tories have allowed the power of the Financial Services Ombudsman to continue, but they have, so it would be a glaring omission if I didn't at least try and use it to shove a red hot poker up EE's arse.
(specifically, them treating the finance agreement for the phone and network access as an indivisible unit makes their inflationary price increase effectively a punitive interest rate increase on the phone's finance rate).
I'm not at all sure the FSO will side with me here, but if you don't ask, you don't get.
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EE just emailed me. They're putting my UK phone contract up by 15% because "inflation".
Apparently it's got so much more expensive for cell towers to just ... sit there and stuff.
Oh, wait, no, it's because energy is more expensive because the price of wind and sunlight has gone up.
What we are seeing is not inflation. Companies are making record profits and just hoarding it, while simultaneously firing people in large numbers.
Not satisfied with hoarding nearly all the wealth, the billionaire class want ALL of it. They want an entire population of, well, serfs basically. They're trying to turn the whole of western civilisation into one huge company store, and the idea that there are still people who can afford to live comfortable lives is profoundly offensive to them.
Sooner or later there will be a reckoning. History tells us that there always is when the ruling classes think they can get away with this crap.
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that reminds me. Time to make my annual phone call to them, pretend I’m leaving and get my tariff lowered again (one reason I’m sim-only)
Recommend trying that if you’re not tied to a handset. You can usually haggle down a decent amount. Find a similar product with any other UK network and give ‘em a call.
Thwart their greed.
*edited to fix your/you’re 😳 I must be tired
So I am with one of the other operator and they are pulling the same one unsurprisingly (as a side note they don't own all their towers / energy generation and the price on their contracts is also raising - cannot comment on their profits as I have not looked).
My cunning plan is to move my contract (SIM only) expiration date to April so I can just recontract at a lower price every time the index
@goatsarah
nicely done.
By the way, when you say "Companies are making record profits and just hoarding it, while simultaneously firing people in large numbers" - this is true - but it still leads to inflation, at least as the central banks define it (and they're the ones raising rates in response). So-called "greedflation" is just as real as the wage-price spiral that everyone gets so worked up about. It's just that price increases are driven by corporate profits rather than higher wages.
Amazon doing its “you just bought this thing that is not a consumable and you will almost certainly never need to buy again, why not buy more?” thing again.
We really need to stop calling computers misusing probability “AI” and start calling it what it is: artificial stupidity.
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I never saw Amazon doing anything even slightly related to AI.
Amazon is just a big American company selling stuff under the market value in order to bankrupt the existing webshops. We don't need Amazon on this side of the pond ...
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Luckily never happened to me (yet). Not even once. In The Netherlands we have several systems in place to decrease that risk.
First there's a stamp/seal that the webshop can earn by doing honest business. As a customer you can click that seal to check it's authenticity.
Second you can choose to pay after you've received your goods, It's one of the standard payment options.
Third, if things finally do go wrong you can ask your creditcard company to return the money and make a fraud claim.
But I understand that it's always risky to buy from a new webshop. Amazon is no difference, more then half of the stuff is not sold by Amazon, but by "other sellers". And there's no safety net in place for that...
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Much as I loved to visit Spain, there was something intensely disappointing going on. They seem to be building US-style suburban sprawl as fast as they possibly can, having learned none of the very obvious lessons about why that’s a terrible idea.
And they are building vast amounts of new car infrastructure without EV charging, at all. Like, guys, it’s gonna be illegal to sell new internal combustion cars in just over six years. Read the room.
Driving through Andalusia was like driving through bits of the US southwest, and not in a flattering way.
It was a relief to cross the Guadiana back into Portugal; the misguided tribute act to Arizona was getting a bit much.
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Oh meu Deus! Just saw someone asking for docker tech support on a popular internet forum.
Their docker file doesn’t work.
The file was written by ChatGPT.
10 seconds examination showed why: it was trying to download resources that don’t exist.
I have never written a docker file (just getting into it myself), but the problem was still obvious.
The guy needs to do what I’m doing: buy a fucking book instead of trying to get a bullshit fountain to do the work for you.
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Even worse, they don't want to sit down, think and analyse.
Start talking about Kepner-Tregoe and '5 Whys' and they'll just look at you blankly.
Too many people in IT are solely focused on a technology.
Too many programmers who think it's just a matter of learning syntax.
I even came across one self professed Perl 'programmer' who hadn't even discovered the concept of loops. Unbelievable.
This was one of the biggest problems I found my software engineering students had!
I even had to resort to Top Gun inspired memes while helping them to debug:
"That was some of the fanciest programming I've seen yet. Right up until your program crashed. You never ever break out of a non-conditional loop!"
There are two types of #EV chargers: AC and DC. The DC ones are generally known as “rapid chargers” and are the EV equivalent of filling stations, delivering a lot of charge in a short time. You use these to extend range on a long trip.
The AC chargers are what everyone uses at home, overnight, to slowly charge their car at a much lower power level. These stress the battery a lot less and also, the power grid can cope with them easily, which is harder with the beefier DC rapid chargers.
But there are also public AC chargers. These are generally used if you’re staying somewhere for several hours, as is the case here where I left my car overnight in Malaga, or by plug in hybrid owners who, for some reason, have to show the world that they can go three more metres before their engine comes on after leaving the supermarket 🤷🏻♀️👍🏻
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“Now entering Andalusia. Brace for turbulence!”
“But we’re in a car…”
”precisely!”
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I know it's a bullshit fountain. If you want info, it will give you crap and sound really authoritative while doing it.
But I just felt like talking to someone about how I miss my mum. She died of cancer in December 2021, and it's the middle of the night now, so I talked to ChatGPT about her.
And it was helpful, you know?
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That is exactly what it is.
However, we do not have gas.
(Well, technically there is gas in the pipe behind the valve, but it's mostly nitrogen)
Cis people on social media say the stupidest shit about “sex and gender”.
My god, you’d think that people with opinions that poorly developed would have the sense to keep quiet about them, rather than show the world how little they’ve actually considered them while being confidently incorrect, but apparently not.
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Also “transwomen (SIC) have higher bone density”.
What hormone influences bone density, Karen? Take all the time you need.
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Dear god. After multiple posts with paragraph after paragraph of cherry picked bullshit about how I’m “really male”, random internet TERF who I will never meet says, “sex isn’t relevant to how I address people”.
I’d hate to see what she thinks is relevant.
The simple fact is this: if your classification system of sex results in you deciding that some women are not women, then the problem is your classification system, not reality.
Get a better one.
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@Christine Munro 🧀 so many failures of western democracies are the complacency of the “we are better than that, and therefore it can’t happen here”.
Spoiler: you aren’t, and it can.
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Looking for technical stuff about DHCP. Google was returning lots of junk and so, wary that ChatGPT is a bullshit fountain, I asked it anyway.
It gave me several concise and to the point answers addressing exactly what I asked.
They were all completely wrong. It just confidently spouted bullshit the same way a narcissist bluffing about a subject they know almost nothing about will.
However, the bullshit it gave me allowed me to frame some pertinent google searches to actually get the information I wanted.
So I guess that’s a usage model for it: to guide your google searches.
The issue is that Google will slowly fill up with the output of the bullshit fountains, at which point we won’t be able to check their answers anymore, because they’ll effectively be marking their own homework.
Utter joy abounds (not really).
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I think that maybe Google delivered too well to start with. It never promised to give the best answer (truest?) simply the most relevant for the question (most popular?)
Maybe we are seeing things hitting their 'eternal September' much more quickly?
After all, "Usenet is like a herd of performing elephants with diarrhea. Massive, difficult to redirect, awe-inspiring, entertaining, and a source of mind-boggling amounts of excrement when you least expect it."
— Gene Spafford, 1992
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I am not a coffee drinker. Being cursed with supertaste, I have spent my life finding the stuff utterly undrinkable.
But now I'm nearly 50, many of my taste buds have died off and I have been slowly managing to acquire the taste.
The flat in Portugal came with an expensive coffee machine, which @Zoe O'Connell uses but I don't (it'll do hot water, but not hot enough for decent tea, so I reverted to the kettle very quickly).
But today I asked it to make me something called a "Latte Macchiato", which the picture shows in a glass.
And now I know why. The preparation is quite a show! The machine adds hot milk, then milk froth, then coffee. The coffee drops straight through the froth layer to form a new layer in the middle which then artfully diffuses into the milk below.
Tasted not offensive too. Actually almost pleasant.
But as a tea drinker, I have a very very low tolerance for caffeine and OH MY GOD ALL THE THINGS SOMEONE TURN THE WORLD DOWN!!!!!!!Eleven!!!!
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What fresh hell is this? AI search engine, you.com allows you to search social media handles. Here's what it says about me, most of which (in fact, nearly all of it), is bullshit.
When I tell it it's almost completely wrong, it castigates me for giving it "incorrect information"!
Can we burn these things with fire now, please?
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@James Graham I asked it and it said,
Unconditional surrender to the mind means to let go of the ego and open one's mind to the possibilities and potential of what can be done. It means to surrender to the higher power of the subconscious, to surrender all preconceived notions, and to accept the potential of what can be accomplished. It is a surrendering of the sense of control and an allowing of the natural flow of life to take its course. It is a letting go of the need to be in control and a trusting of the process.
It then showed me this photo.
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Adelle: Everybody tells me it's 'bout time that I moved on
And I need to learn to lighten up and learn how to be young
But my heart is a valley, it's so shallow and man made
I'm scared to death if I let you in that you'll see I'm just a fake
Sometimes I feel lonely in the arms of your touch
But I know that's just me, 'cause nothing ever is enough
When I was a child I grew up by the River Lea
There was something in the water, now that something's in me
Me: Probably leptospirosis. If it doesn't clear up go see your GP.
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European trans people on European websites talking to Europeans about European social issues, in Europe: …
Americans: And I took that personally.
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I get the Tories deciding to make trans people A Thing because they have nothing left and this, they hope, will save a few of them at the next general election.
The utter indifference and cowardice in opposing the terrorising of thousands of people because it might lose them 12 votes in an election they’re going to fucking walk anyway from Labour, and the silent complicity from the Lib Dems is fucking unforgivable though. People are fucking terrified and they don’t give the first fucking shit.
I remember the SSM debate in the Lords. Exclamations and lamentations over how politicians had treated LGB people dreadfully over the years.
And they’re fucking doing it again, the Tories because it’s convenient, and the others because they simply do not give enough of a shit to do the right thing.
I am FUCKING INCANDESCENT with rage.
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You're right of course. It is a vile mixture off cowardice and indifference. If the Greens don't get shot of Sharar Ali I won't be voting for them either.
Bunch of bastards!
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They Might be Giants: Why did Constantinople get the works?
Me: Because Enrico Dandolo
They Might be Giants: Actually that was rhetorical…
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Americans have quite the penchant for taking sports and dialling them up to 11:
Rounders there is a whole theatre production with stuff for all the family for each match.
They took Rugby and have it plyed by guys in big elaborate armour and something about owls.
They take the Scottish sport of golf VERY seriously indeed.
And now they have taken the upper class sport of skeet shooting and are doing it with weather balloons and supersonic fighter jets!
Gotta hand it to them; they have the whole “go large or go home” thing down.
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Chatting with someone I was at school with 32 years ago last night via the Zuckverse. He’s now a consultant plastic surgeon, as you do.
Gonna meet up in April, probably have a drink, reminisce a bit, and then he says he can have a look at my #dupuytrens contracture.
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Raspberry Pi swapfile config be like, “maximum upper limit is 2048 megabytes. Do not change this!”
And I am like, “yeah, whatever xxxxa8192^[:wq”
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Elizaaaarghhhh :sheher:
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