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@Michael Vogel There are exceptions visible in the logs, so
something is noticing (sorry for phone screenshot, I’m away from home at the moment)


Apple: “And our new iPhone 16 has hardware ray tracing for unparalleled mobile gaming performance”

Mobile gaming:


I’m assuming the answer is, “the power would go off”


OK, more digging. It's failing in line 231 of /var/www/html/src/Object/Image.php.

Which is this:

} catch (\Throwable $error) {
			/** @see https://github.com/php/doc-en/commit/d09a881a8e9059d11e756ee59d75bf404d6941ed */
			if (strstr($error->getMessage(), "gd-webp cannot allocate temporary buffer")) {
				DI::logger()->notice('Image is probably animated and therefore unsupported', ['message' => $error->getMessage(), 'code' => $error->getCode(), 'trace' => $error->getTraceAsString(), 'file' => $this->filename]);
			} else {
				DI::logger()->warning('Unexpected throwable.', ['message' => $error->getMessage(), 'code' => $error->getCode(), 'trace' => $error->getTraceAsString(), 'file' => $this->filename]);
			}

So my suspicion was right: it's animated GIF avatars which are causing this. However, rather than fail gracefully, I'm left with a zombie worker job which seems to persist forever.


!Friendica Support Seeing this in my log. Any idea how to get to the bottom of it?


Behold my awesome goblet. I got it at the Silves medieval fair. It appears to be 3D printed.


Welcome to this French marina. Thank you for paying us silly money to let your boat stay here for a bit while doing your hobby that will get terminally online people calling you a plutocrat who deserves to be killed by a giant murder dolphin over. Here’s what your money gets you.


Knew I'd seen it before somewhere


What we had planned for this last week: Tréguier to Bendodet, versus what we did: Tréguier to Quiberon.

I am bloody proud of us.



Hi “Robert”. Great question! We know that we’re women because people like you keep talking over us.


Got a bit of a conundrum, lads!


So it turns out that if you have your own sailboat, you can rock up at Cherbourg Marina and as long as it’s after 6, nobody knows or cares because immigration have gone home to watch the football or some shit.

Illegal border crossing is something you get to do if you’re middle class, apparently.


Project “Oui Oui Baguette” taking our boat, Scarlet, to France as the start of moving her to Portugal, on Monday.

Looks like we’ll be motoring for 14 hours. Not enough wind forecast to make the sails go.


Stroll around Cape St Vincent earlier. Clifftop windswept sunny edge-of-the-world goodness!


They’re still there. I deleted the cron container and recreated it and they haven’t gone away.

Will they ever go away? These are clearly some sort of zombie.


Guys, you can’t have Erich Honeker back. He’s dead.


I hear you’re a transphobe now, father?


!Friendica Support Hey all.

The top two jobs here have been stuck for 4 days.

Is there a way I can remove them?


Lot of fun trying out a custom hardboard today. Fell in love! Ordered one.


Was in the uk for the last week.

Yeah


Only Gen X will understand how painfully cool this is.


Found these massive anal beads by the back entrance to Liverpool Street Station


I feel like I have a “brand”, and that brand is “slightly psychotic middle aged tomboy trans lesbian”.

And brands must be maintained.

So when it’s time to descale the kettle, and other people use vinegar …


Five years ago, the East Of England Liberal Democrats posted a photo of two transgender women, me and @Zoë O'Connell, wearing “Bollocks to Brexit” T-Shirts.

It is a sign of how far UK politics has fallen that that is utterly unthinkable now. Both the total erasure of transgender people’s existence and acceptance of Brexit are utter orthodoxy across the political spectrum there now.


Apparently this beach is accessed only by sea.

WRONG

Free soloed the bigger, down and up.

Because I can.


@Zoë O'Connell My mistake. 25 km of empty land alongside a motorway.

SO HARD


900 metres up the Algarve's tallest mountain in the middle of the night. Shockingly dark!

Worth it, though.


Hey Tories! While you’re coming third in your elections, I’m in ur country, being trans with intent to use a public toilet 🖕🏻


@Alisdair Calder McGregor aaaaasanyway, must dash. Got a subtropical sunset to watch over my citrus trees, safe in the knowledge that I have no pubic lice.


The acquisition of a PICADE has me playing OUTRUN. This is a game that I remember from my youth with spectacular graphics. The graphics are, in fact, shit. It also has HGVs doing in excess of 180kph. I am questioning SEGA’s commitment to realism.


“Traffic is heavy, best set off for your appointment now”, says my phone, for the second time in a week.

Thanks, Californian tech device. I’ll get right on that.


Dear iPhone, being a bit American, aren’t we?


Have recently been worried that I’ve been looking my age (50), but the problem seems to have fixed itself.


Kerbal Space Program is basically a dollhouse for people with A-Level further maths.