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I tricking HATE iPads on wheels.


Carmakers must bring back buttons to get good safety scores in Europe

In 2026, Euro NCAP points will be deducted if some controls aren't physical.

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@arstechnica
Hey, they could drive the Enterprise with a touch screen, what’s the problem?


Exactly 4 years ago today I had what can only be described as an utterly brutal extraction of half an upper molar by a dental surgeon (the other half had been removed by my regular dentist 2 weeks prior).

My plan was to replace the tooth, which had died from an internal crack, just a freak accident from biting something hard, with an implant.

And then the world went into lockdown.

On Wednesday, 4 years and 2 days since the original was removed, I get my new tooth installed.

So exciting!



Offering antivaxxers a teddy bear to hold and a lollipop to suck for being brave as praxis.


I recall reading something a few years ago that studied the motivations behind antivaxxers.

Turned out that a lot of them were just really scared of needles, and latched onto something that allowed them to not admit that in public.

Makes U think.

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Hmm. So many of them seem to be afraid of pricks generally 😉


Here’s why the NHS were happy to vaccinate me with MMR the other day. From UK govt advice from
2019:

• individuals born between 1970 and 1979 may have been vaccinated against measles and many will have been exposed to mumps and rubella during childhood. However, this age group should be offered MMR wherever feasible, particularly if they are considered to be at high risk of exposure.

• individuals born before 1970 are likely to have had all three natural infections and are less likely to be susceptible. MMR vaccine should be offered to such individuals on request or if they are considered to be at high risk of exposure.

Tl;dr: younger GenX and older Millennials in the UK were likely given inadequate protection against measles and none against mumps and rubella: vaccinate on sight.

Older GenX and boomers: just give them the vaccine if they ask for it.

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I lost some records and got one dose of MMR in 2003. Do you happen to know if this is adequate or do they want to do more topups?
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I recall that you had whooping cough many months ago, which I was reminded of because I also got it last autumn. Somebody on here told me recently that it was included in the tetanus booster. Research done some years ago shows that people don't need to the tetanus boosters, but I guess whopping cough wasn't part of the study? Anyway, I haven't had that shot in 20 years now and I'm guessing virtually no others adults have either.
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Oh wow, this is news to me <immediately goes to track down local vaccination services>



Vaccination nurse: Do you think you might be pregnant?

Me: I’m not sexually active.

Nurse: *nod*

TERFs: We CaN ALwAys TelL

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Public health praxis: take all vaccines offered whenever possible.


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Went to an NHS vaccine drop in centre and said, “I had a single measles vaccine 49 years ago. Could I have an MMR please?”

No quibbles. I am now in the queue for an MMR.

I will not go blind because of Andrew sodding Wakefield.

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@Alexandra Lanes Dupuutren's appears to have gone into remission overnight. I guess my body is too busy doing measles things to worry about fucking my hands.


!Friendica Admins Any idea what the situation with the Docker image is? It seems like Phil isn't active and hasn't been for a while. Does anyone know if he's OK?

Hopefully he is, and is just taking a break. Does anyone else know how to generate a new docker image? At the moment, we're kinda stuck on 2023.12, which AIUI has known vulnerabilities.

Failing that, how easy is it to migrate an existing installation away from Docker?

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@Michael Vogel @Zoe O'Connell Heh, the basic mechanics of building a docker image given a base system and a set of stuff to install, I can do. I'm an utter beginner with stuff like GIt and suchlike though. Last time I was gainfully employed in software engineering, we were all about CVS.

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Made an F16 in Kerbal Space Program (stock)


Because why not?

It's a bit faster than the real thing, and will super cruise, but it's pretty close.



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A lot of wifis want you to log in via a website, so the work around for that is that you can record a lynx session and play it back, which is essentially automating a headless interaction with a website. Then put that a cron job.

I've done this in real life to keep a raspi authenticated on a pub wifi. It worked for several days.



Have been alerted to the existence of an MMR drop in centre. Going to attend on Saturday to see if they’ll give me one to top up my 49 year old single measles vaccine.

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I queried my GP about shingles and MMR and had twin punctures in my arm that afternoon. But, since I'm to old to have any of the MMR vaccines, it's a full course not a booster.
I have the impression they are keen to get them done.
Achey and cross the next day, but just a bit tender in the upper arm the day after.
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@anubis2814
I don't know when it changed, but the eligibility is simpler now than it used to be; between 70 and 80 instead of the tighter cohort it used to be.
I'm sorry to hear about your co-worker. It's miserable at any age, though not, I think, infectious in its own right. In


Amazon Prime and Sky Showtime mailed me on the same day to tell me that I have to pay more to avoid adverts.

Thing is, guys, a NordVPN subscription is cheaper.

Avast, and indeed, me hearties. 🖕🏻

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Ah, you know you’re in the UK when you start getting the weird government Reddit ads. I’d forgotten about those, to wit:

YOU’RE PROBABLY A NONCE WITH A GAMBLING ADDICTION. ALSO YOU HAVE CANCER, I BET!

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@Adam I have an exit node in a country that isn’t batshit.
@Adam
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yeah, but no ads are better than merely less batshit ads.

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737-Max 8200 today, lads. Probably not going to die.
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@Roche Limit well, given I was able to report back …


From elsewhere, ukpol, me on Farage

It was noted that Farage is seen as “vulgar” by the people who inhabit the Tory back rooms, and my response was, “ I mean, come on. Looking at him you just KNOW he’s walking around in 1970s nylon y-fronts that he only changes once every 4 days.

The guy is basically every Sid James character from Carry On, but unironically.”

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Oh dear god, this.

Like, it’s endemic. “My entire family just got slaughtered in a pig manure drowning accident lol”

Why would you write like that?

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I have a friend that ends just about every sentence with the same emoji 🫣

It is properly weird and drives me nuts 🫣

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@Rachel Lawson Just searched for a bunch of examples on Reddit. AITA is a good source.

Stuff like, “my sister was mean to me and I’m really upset lol”

Like, I can’t be the only one imaging them on the verge of crying and then suddenly tossing their head back and laughing.



Guys, the neighbours in bsky are having discourse about literally having sex with literal human skulls.

In case you thought owt going on here was weird.

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... There's context to this, but I'm scared for the context.

They're actually talking about skull fucking and not "skull fucking"?

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"It's not how long it is that matters, it's where you occiput it".


Dear UK Gen X people: the chancellor of my stepson’s university is Milky Milky.

I will fucking PAY him to say “lovely” when he gets his degree.

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Just missed out on getting some gardening advice from Titchmarsh then …


Breathless press: Fusion energy breakthrough!

Me: reading article “blah blah blah Lawrence Livermore blah

Me: This is nuclear bomb research. Nothing to see here. Also solar panels literally exist. Move along.


I swear, “fusion power stations” are the global death industrial complex’s fig leaf for bomb research just as “hydrogen cars” are the global death industrial complex’s fig leaf for digging oil out of the ground.

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“Look at me pretending to develop fusion power for A HUNDRED MILLION DOLLARS PER KILOWATT HOUR! Muhahahaha! Nobody suspects me of getting round non-proliferation treaties, which I literally admit to doing on my website!”

Solar panels: “Am I a literal fucking joke to you?”

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America and France: Hi! We have world-leading programmes to develop and study high temperature deuterium-tritium plasmas, and also space programmes which use solid rocket boosters which you could hypothetically launch into a sub orbital trajectory with a payload of a few tonnes at very short notice. These are unrelated and very highly civilian normal things we are doing. Also, STAR TREK!


The right: Liberal democracy has become all the things Orwell warned us about in “1984”

Also the right: We are working to abolish the orgasm

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fascism, mental health
@A_C_McGregor hang on, this comment you made has the CW intact from its parent comment. Did you make that using different software?
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fascism, mental health
@Adam @Alisdair Calder McGregor No, but these comments are confined to a subset of the places the main post went to.


Reddit “reviewed my appeal” and found out that “I wasn’t in violation of their rules”.

Sarah: 1
TERFs: 0

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@fool presumably a TERF reported it
@fool
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@fool Fucked if I know. Maybe the sub mods can pass it up the chain, and one of them is some kind of arsehole or something?

Surprised my appeal did anything tbh. Stranger things have happened.

@fool


“This lettuce is a deep state trans activist” theguardian.com/us-news/2024/f…


I love the idea of getting vaccine boosters, but understand that in some places it’s basically not possible. Consider the UK, for example, which is literally throwing Covid booster doses away rather than give them to people not in their “at risk” groups who want them.
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I’m now at the stage of having lost count of the number of vaccinations I’ve had — a function of the fact that they stopped filling in those little cards. I know I’ve had them at roughly six month intervals though and that, on two occasions, it’s only because I was absolutely determined to get one and not lapse. I’m preparing for another assault on the system next month, prepared to work out how to work the system again.


Watched The Marvels tonight.

Legitimately lost it when “Memory” started playing. What an excellent fun film!

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"Stop running! Let the [redacted]! You will be fine!"

We howled, from beginning to end.


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@gz @Bích-Mây Nguyễn :verified: in dual resident in the UK and Portugal and neither is going to give me a measles booster if I just rock up and ask for one. They’ll just tell me to fuck off.
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@bicmay
I thought you were dual resident but didn't realize that neither would give you the vax. That's bonkers considering the outbreaks that are occurring, at least in England.


“So you’ve found this website because your ADHD is flaring up to the point where deciding to boil an egg because it’s nearly midnight and you have known for the last six hours that you need to eat, might as well be designing the logistics for a manned mission to fucking Pluto. Here’s a simple 87 point plan for getting yourself out of this funk. Point 1: have you tried not having ADHD?”

Who writes this bullshit?

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Reader: I got out of it by my wife giving me an orange.
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That's kinda hilarious but also not. Can empathise.


Just got a three day ban from Reddit for the sentence “TERFs hate each other more than they hate trans women”. Apparently it was reviewed by a human


Hey, instance admins, if you want to deal with the current spam problem, check this out: mastodon.de/@ErikUden/11194030…

And consider sending some money to @Erik Uden 🦣🍑:coffefied: because he's doing us all a huge favour.

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Honestly, I think this is a wakeup call for the fediverse. This time it was mostly harmless spam images.

Eventually though, someone is gonna use the same trick to send seriously nasty stuff to our servers, and our timelines. The sort of stuff that you need therapy to try and unsee.

We, collectively, need to try and stop that before it happens.

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Muppet be like, “look at what trans people made us do!”

dailykos.com/stories/2024/2/18…

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Sounds like the LGBTQ+ agenda is a good one. I can get on board with that.

Also I hope they don’t let them back.



TIL; there’s a bit of Sahara on the Egypt/Sudan border that no nation state recognises as part of its territory.

So if you’re looking for somewhere to do crimes…

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I made a new heavy lifter in KSP. It's called the GooseGooseGo, because of course it is.

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@gz @Ghost of Hope All their planes have airstairs. They use both front and rear entrances (with ground steps for the rear one), and they only have two classes of boarding: priority (where you get to use the overhead bins) and non priority (where you do not, unless you’re in an exit row). You wanna use an overhead bin, you have to pay extra.


Just had a moment of panic as my little fediverse instance started throwing out error messages and refusing to load images.

Turns out, while uploading a CSV file of instances to block for posting spam, I’d managed to create a defederation rule for a server with no name.

It didn’t like that, and the federation stuff started going a bit wrong.

Managed to remove the offending entry and all is well. Phew!



Please help. My node appears to have crapped itself.


!Friendica Support

Hi everyone. I'm suddenly getting loads of php errors on lots of pages and images are no-longer loading. Stuff like this. Any ideas?

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@Hypolite Petovan OK, so the docker image doesn't have a php config file. It has two sample ones in /usr/local/etc/php/. I Just did cp php.ini-production php.ini in that directory in the docker container and restarted, and it seems to have picked up sensible defaults, including the ones you mention above.

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!Friendica Admins Has anyone found a better way to deal with these spam instances than degenerating them one by one in the "Moderation" page? It's a bit tedious.

Someone got a script for it?

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@Michael Vogel No. They are all images advertising a Japanese discord server. They usually mention about 5 accounts by name.

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@Sarah Brown @Michael Vogel

It looks like this. I get it via academicchatter@a.gup.pe which I do not want to block. It was way more two days ago or so. Allow Spammers for vegan steaks!



Out on the old SUP, GoPro mounted on the front, remote control shutter release on the paddle. Contre jour.

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PSA for small server admins. Spam bots are searching you out and creating accounts for spamming the fediverse.

Other admins are dealing with this by mass defederation of contaminated instances.

If you admin a small server, ensure that you have open registration turned OFF. If not, you may find yourself getting widely blocked.

I get that vetting registrations is work, but if you allow other people on your server, then this is part of what you need to do to be a good citizen.

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