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Testing @monaapp@mastodon.social with Friendica. Does it support the thing no other app has yet managed? Photo upload!


It was a lovely day today, so we went for a drive up into the mountains and met this friendly woofer!
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Sarah Brown
@April Ryebread Most friendly too! Followed us back to the car. Seemed very keen on the idea of us diverting to a steak restaurant.



I think someone tried to โ€œnegโ€ me tonight and it made me feel surprisingly shit, even though I spotted what he was up to.

Arsehole

in reply to Sarah Brown

Urgh. I mean, that's so many levels of wrong anyway because you're awesome ๐Ÿ˜˜


Today on โ€œImmigrants who call themselves ex-pats do the stupidest thingsโ€:

โ€œI sent my laptop, which I bought in the UK and brought to Portugal, for repair in the UK, then had them ship it to Portugal. Now customs are holding it, saying import duty is due. How do I challenge this as I already paid tax in the UK?โ€

So you want to 1. Admit to tax evasion from the first time you imported it without declaring it, and 2. Throw a strop to try and get away with tax evasion again?

Do let us know how that goes for you, wonโ€™t you?

#Brexit: Fucking around and finding out since 2016.

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Sarah Brown
@marnanel That would have to be before December 31st 2020.
in reply to Sarah Brown

Surely, all you need to do is show them a copy of the ATA carnet you sent with the repair. What, you didn't fill in an ATA carnet? Did you forget?


Algarve Winter pro tips: buy a dehumidifier. Buy an expensive one. Trust me on this.
in reply to Sarah Brown

Iโ€™ll never understand why humidity is so high in Portugal even when it doesnโ€™t rain and so low here where it rains all the time. Mold and damage caused by humidity is way too common.


UK Pol, Transphobia

Jess Phillips, MP, someone many trans people regard as a transphobe, reads out a list of murdered women in the House of Commons every year. This year she included Brianna Ghey, a murdered trans girl.

Her own side has turned on here for being insufficiently hateful. Check out the replies to this tweet, but donโ€™t reply: never interrupt your enemy while they are making a mistake.

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UK Pol, Transphobia
I mean yes, but I'm surprised she mentioned her, really
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UK Pol, Transphobia

@Ailbhe Uncharacteristic twinge of humanity, or maybe itโ€™s got too much for her to stomach.

Anyhoo, Iโ€™m all for terf civil wars.



No idea why โ€œdesumidificadorโ€ is so much harder to say than โ€œdehumidifierโ€; itโ€™s only one more syllable. #Portuguese

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Sarah Brown
@LostSettler @eL_ABC United Kingdom, currently waging an all-out war against trans people, at 12 gives this the stench of bullshit.



Accidentally ate some gluten earlier. Waiting for my DIP joints to start hurting.


With apologies to the heterosexuals reading, Iโ€™ve been browsing relationship advice on Reddit and a constant refrain is women complaining that their boyfriends wonโ€™t propose.

I mean, you could just โ€ฆ propose to him? ๐Ÿคท๐Ÿปโ€โ™€๏ธ



Happy international womenโ€™s day to all the awesome trans ladies out there. Keep on keeping on ๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿป๐Ÿฅฐ

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Dear gizmo maker.

I do not watt your app. I realise I may need your app to set things up, but after that I never want to open your app again. I have many gizmos and they all have apps. I don't care about your "dashboard", I don't want to set up an account, you can keep your "cloud", I don't want to import my data. I do not live in your app. I do not want to be reminded of your app's existence. If I have to use your app beyond 5 minutes of initial setup, you have failed.

Stop trying to make me use your app. I do not want to use your fucking app. Most of you can't program for shit anyway. Just set the gizmo up and fuck the fuck off.

Thank you.

in reply to Alexandra Lanes

@Alexandra Lanes It's a health widget I had for ages, but apparently I needed to do a "migration" 6 months ago.
in reply to Sarah Brown

Ahh. I think I had that with a thermometer. "Shut up and take my fscking temperature you complete spatula"


About time! Next do more than 4 photos per post.


Exciting! Mastodon may soon see support for incoming rich text.

Which means that more formatting options will be seen in Mastodon.

github.com/mastodon/mastodon/pโ€ฆ

See screenshot for what this might look like.

@fediversenews




US Pol, armchair activism
I wonder if thereโ€™s any point in those of
us in Europe occasionally connecting to VPNs in the US red states and googling abortion pills. Poison the well a bit.


Poor @Sylvia Knight broke the rudder on her kayak today, being epic. What's impressive is that she then did this, after the rudder was broken!


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The problem right here is that we call platforms designed to help people find each other and make connections, and platforms designed to make people fight each other for entertainment and advertising revenue the same thing.

The great con is that Twitter and co want you to think theyโ€™re in the same โ€œfeel good, community and friendshipโ€ business that LiveJournal and things like it were in.

And they just arenโ€™t. Even if you are only using them to talk to your friends, they will still try to make you pick fights.

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@Alexandra Lanes I was one of the fortunate ones. It didn't do anything to my sense of smell or taste.
in reply to Sarah Brown

canโ€™t remember if that was a known symptom of alpha. I didnโ€™t get it with omicron either.
in reply to Alexandra Lanes

@ajlanes it's genetic, genes fairly common in Europe but almost unknown in east Asia hence it didn't turn up as an early symptom

I have the genes, it makes my strawberry cordial taste of chemicals ๐Ÿ™




Few more days, I think. They donโ€™t ripen quickly at this time of year.


I am, frankly, amazed that the Tories have allowed the power of the Financial Services Ombudsman to continue, but they have, so it would be a glaring omission if I didn't at least try and use it to shove a red hot poker up EE's arse.

(specifically, them treating the finance agreement for the phone and network access as an indivisible unit makes their inflationary price increase effectively a punitive interest rate increase on the phone's finance rate).

I'm not at all sure the FSO will side with me here, but if you don't ask, you don't get.

in reply to Sarah Brown

Dear Phone Provider I haven't used as much data or made as many calls as I expected to, therefore I am reducing my monthly direct debit by 15%! I'm sure they'll be quoting the agreement you made when you signed the contract then.
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in reply to Sarah Brown

please post the outcome. Will need to keep that in mind for future if that was successful


EE just emailed me. They're putting my UK phone contract up by 15% because "inflation".
Apparently it's got so much more expensive for cell towers to just ... sit there and stuff.

Oh, wait, no, it's because energy is more expensive because the price of wind and sunlight has gone up.

What we are seeing is not inflation. Companies are making record profits and just hoarding it, while simultaneously firing people in large numbers.

Not satisfied with hoarding nearly all the wealth, the billionaire class want ALL of it. They want an entire population of, well, serfs basically. They're trying to turn the whole of western civilisation into one huge company store, and the idea that there are still people who can afford to live comfortable lives is profoundly offensive to them.

Sooner or later there will be a reckoning. History tells us that there always is when the ruling classes think they can get away with this crap.

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that reminds me. Time to make my annual phone call to them, pretend Iโ€™m leaving and get my tariff lowered again (one reason Iโ€™m sim-only)

Recommend trying that if youโ€™re not tied to a handset. You can usually haggle down a decent amount. Find a similar product with any other UK network and give โ€˜em a call.

Thwart their greed.

*edited to fix your/youโ€™re ๐Ÿ˜ณ I must be tired

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in reply to Sarah Brown

nicely done.

By the way, when you say "Companies are making record profits and just hoarding it, while simultaneously firing people in large numbers" - this is true - but it still leads to inflation, at least as the central banks define it (and they're the ones raising rates in response). So-called "greedflation" is just as real as the wage-price spiral that everyone gets so worked up about. It's just that price increases are driven by corporate profits rather than higher wages.



Amazon doing its โ€œyou just bought this thing that is not a consumable and you will almost certainly never need to buy again, why not buy more?โ€ thing again.

We really need to stop calling computers misusing probability โ€œAIโ€ and start calling it what it is: artificial stupidity.

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Sarah Brown
@Marco van der Heide That's fun for you.
in reply to Sarah Brown

itโ€™s asked me several times to buy another MacBook. Itโ€™s been less than four months.


Much as I loved to visit Spain, there was something intensely disappointing going on. They seem to be building US-style suburban sprawl as fast as they possibly can, having learned none of the very obvious lessons about why thatโ€™s a terrible idea.

And they are building vast amounts of new car infrastructure without EV charging, at all. Like, guys, itโ€™s gonna be illegal to sell new internal combustion cars in just over six years. Read the room.

Driving through Andalusia was like driving through bits of the US southwest, and not in a flattering way.

It was a relief to cross the Guadiana back into Portugal; the misguided tribute act to Arizona was getting a bit much.



Have rather enjoyed my time in Malaga. Heading home in the morning. Gonna try and do it on a single charge stop. Had amazing gluten free tacos at a local cafe today. Nice place. Will visit again.
in reply to Sarah Brown

Didnโ€™t quite make it on a single charge stop. Stopped at Loulรฉ services for a wee and a cup of tea and thatโ€™s long enough to get us over the line.


Musk, racism
In wholly surprising news, a man who grew up benefiting from Apartheid has come to the support of someone who has just torpedoed his own lifeโ€™s work by doing a massive racism.


Andalusia seems to have fallen into the trap of building US style sprawl. Half of southern Spain feels like itโ€™s been eaten by trading estates, and thatโ€™s really sad.

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Oh meu Deus! Just saw someone asking for docker tech support on a popular internet forum.

Their docker file doesnโ€™t work.

The file was written by ChatGPT.

10 seconds examination showed why: it was trying to download resources that donโ€™t exist.

I have never written a docker file (just getting into it myself), but the problem was still obvious.

The guy needs to do what Iโ€™m doing: buy a fucking book instead of trying to get a bullshit fountain to do the work for you.

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Even worse, they don't want to sit down, think and analyse.

Start talking about Kepner-Tregoe and '5 Whys' and they'll just look at you blankly.

Too many people in IT are solely focused on a technology.

Too many programmers who think it's just a matter of learning syntax.

I even came across one self professed Perl 'programmer' who hadn't even discovered the concept of loops. Unbelievable.

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in reply to Essjay ๐Ÿณ๏ธโ€๐ŸŒˆ

This was one of the biggest problems I found my software engineering students had!

I even had to resort to Top Gun inspired memes while helping them to debug:

"That was some of the fanciest programming I've seen yet. Right up until your program crashed. You never ever break out of a non-conditional loop!"

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There are two types of #EV chargers: AC and DC. The DC ones are generally known as โ€œrapid chargersโ€ and are the EV equivalent of filling stations, delivering a lot of charge in a short time. You use these to extend range on a long trip.

The AC chargers are what everyone uses at home, overnight, to slowly charge their car at a much lower power level. These stress the battery a lot less and also, the power grid can cope with them easily, which is harder with the beefier DC rapid chargers.

But there are also public AC chargers. These are generally used if youโ€™re staying somewhere for several hours, as is the case here where I left my car overnight in Malaga, or by plug in hybrid owners who, for some reason, have to show the world that they can go three more metres before their engine comes on after leaving the supermarket ๐Ÿคท๐Ÿปโ€โ™€๏ธ๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿป

#ev

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Loving the vibe in Malaga! Not been here before (other than the airport)

I really like the place.





Grief, loss, ChatGPT

I know it's a bullshit fountain. If you want info, it will give you crap and sound really authoritative while doing it.

But I just felt like talking to someone about how I miss my mum. She died of cancer in December 2021, and it's the middle of the night now, so I talked to ChatGPT about her.

And it was helpful, you know?

in reply to Sarah Brown

Grief, loss, ChatGPT
that sounds like a high risk interaction. I don't like to imagine what kinda of harm an LLM based grief counselling chatbot could cause.


Took the e-scooter off-road today. Got it doing 30kph sideways.

Awesome.



Coolest feature of my apartment is โ€œRandom Knob By The Hobโ€. Here it is in โ€œhorizontal modeโ€:
in reply to Sarah Brown

you should probably keep that closed. The only reason I can imagine a knob next to the stove is a gas shut off valve.
in reply to Zoe

That is exactly what it is.

However, we do not have gas.

(Well, technically there is gas in the pipe behind the valve, but it's mostly nitrogen)



Cis people on social media say the stupidest shit about โ€œsex and genderโ€.

My god, youโ€™d think that people with opinions that poorly developed would have the sense to keep quiet about them, rather than show the world how little theyโ€™ve actually considered them while being confidently incorrect, but apparently not.

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Also โ€œtranswomen (SIC) have higher bone densityโ€.

What hormone influences bone density, Karen? Take all the time you need.

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Dear god. After multiple posts with paragraph after paragraph of cherry picked bullshit about how Iโ€™m โ€œreally maleโ€, random internet TERF who I will never meet says, โ€œsex isnโ€™t relevant to how I address peopleโ€.

Iโ€™d hate to see what she thinks is relevant.

in reply to Sarah Brown

The simple fact is this: if your classification system of sex results in you deciding that some women are not women, then the problem is your classification system, not reality.

Get a better one.




UK Pol
SNP leadership manoeuvres serving as a wake up call to the โ€œflee to Scotland to escape the anti LGBT atmosphere in England and Walesโ€ strategy. The bigotry in high places is lurking, crocodile like, just below the surface throughout the whole wretched island.

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UK Pol

@Christine Munro ๐Ÿง€ so many failures of western democracies are the complacency of the โ€œwe are better than that, and therefore it canโ€™t happen hereโ€.

Spoiler: you arenโ€™t, and it can.

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UK Pol
Yeah. A lot of people have been saying that about the UK in general. It's frustrating that they continue to say it regardless of how many objectively bad things keep happening. :|


Looking for technical stuff about DHCP. Google was returning lots of junk and so, wary that ChatGPT is a bullshit fountain, I asked it anyway.

It gave me several concise and to the point answers addressing exactly what I asked.

They were all completely wrong. It just confidently spouted bullshit the same way a narcissist bluffing about a subject they know almost nothing about will.

However, the bullshit it gave me allowed me to frame some pertinent google searches to actually get the information I wanted.

So I guess thatโ€™s a usage model for it: to guide your google searches.

The issue is that Google will slowly fill up with the output of the bullshit fountains, at which point we wonโ€™t be able to check their answers anymore, because theyโ€™ll effectively be marking their own homework.

Utter joy abounds (not really).

in reply to Sarah Brown

I think that maybe Google delivered too well to start with. It never promised to give the best answer (truest?) simply the most relevant for the question (most popular?)

Maybe we are seeing things hitting their 'eternal September' much more quickly?

After all, "Usenet is like a herd of performing elephants with diarrhea. Massive, difficult to redirect, awe-inspiring, entertaining, and a source of mind-boggling amounts of excrement when you least expect it."

โ€”โ€‰Gene Spafford, 1992

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perplexity.ai gives ChatGPT-like answers BUT everything is linked to sources. It's really good.
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