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Dear heterosexual men: you’re finding bras hard to take off because they’re designed for us to remove with our right hand.

But you’re facing the other way.

Try with the left.

You’re welcome.

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I've never had that problem because fairly ambidextrous lol
What about left-handed women?
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@gz Left handed people get a bad deal in so many ways.
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I should have said "left-handed people who wear bras".


Menopausal cis women be like: “I know I could feel like I’m 30 again, but I think I’m gonna try feeling shit for a few years” 🤔

Trans women: “Why are you doing this to yourselves? Behold our lord and saviour, HRT!”

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@ajlanes but then without prescription is illegal too? I personally was raised paranoid of Getting Caught or Getting In Trouble.
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@Heather As I understand it, without a prescription it’s legal to buy them from abroad but not from the UK. It’s legal to possess them and illegal to supply them.

There are uk sites where you can have an “online consultation” with a doctor who will rubber stamp your purchase.

Finally some HRT is now available over the counter without a prescription at Boots

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@ajlanes Boots and superdrug have age restrictions.... Not really great if you're just perimenopausal.
in reply to Heather 👻

@Heather @Alexandra Lanes It’s absolutely legal to possess oestrogen for personal use without a prescription.

Trans women do it … a lot, because doctors are arseholes to us.



Nine hours ago, due to a series of events I don’t wish to recount, I ate an entire Carolina reaper.

I now know that nine hours is how long it takes to transit my digestive tract.

I desire euthanasia.

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I've been torturing myself for decades. But a big glass of milk isn't a great deterrent to heat overload. Something with milk fat coupled with citric acid helps the most. Like plain whole yogurt with lime or lemon juice squeezed into it. Citric acid breaks up the capsaicin oils bonded to your mouth and throat, milk fat coats and sooths a bit. But just pounding milk puts a big strain on your digestive system, which makes Act 2 & 3 a lot worse than they have to be.


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@Sion [main] There’s a delay attribution code EXT ANIMAL for attributing a delay to “animals not under the control of Network Rail”. This begs a question, obviously.


So I have a little holiday rental business.

One of my guests just complained that there was sand on the beach.

Give me strength.

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Regrettably, there are people out there who seem to find a complaint in every activity. It is not that the glass is half-empty, it is that the glass it the wrong temperature, wrong colour, badly designed, and probably made in a country that they disapprove of.
So grit the teeth and don't get wound up when these people come into your life (just hope they move on soon).


I understand that apartheid nepo space Karen told the EU commission to “fuck your own face”.

It’s a … bold … move. Let’s see how that works out for him, shall we?

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Are you replying to a Tropic Thunder quote with a Dodgeball quote?


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@Captain_Jack_Sparrow @partnumber2 Passive aggressive much? Yes I probably should get a life but it's pretty difficult being physically disabled & autistic & traumatized but thanks for highlighting that.

Really "nice" of you.

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@Captain_Jack_Sparrow @partnumber2 This is what you responded to. Where I'm very clearly not making a generalisation. You replied to this. This is what you've been basing your whole tirade on.

'People don't realise how corrupt the UK is because the British (let's be honest mainly English) know how to spin, minimise, evade & manipulate like no others. Even the British public has zero clue just how corrupt it is."

You engaged with me. You started insulting me. You wouldn't drop it. But please tell everyone how I'm the bully.



Remember when we thought that the internet was going to be a wonderful thing for the advancement of human knowledge instead of the Library of Babel, with Hitler as the librarian?

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I was working as a programmer on the Internet in the 1980s (before the WWW and social media). Had I known, I'd have given up and joined a monastery.
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@Andrew Ginty Also date from before the eternal September. I worked for ARM in the 90s as well. It’s my fault too.

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Does black mould cause transphobic brain worms send tweet.



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Long form, on fascism on western democracies

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British middle class: These far right riots were disgusting! Where were the police while all this was going on?

Rage Against The Machine: Was there some lack of clarity on our part?



Bless the hearts of lemmy types thinking that they can play Reddit fiefdom silly buggers on fedi.
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Reddit: you violate subsection 12, clause 14b, section g of the rules and we absolutely have the power to ban you and remove all your posts.

Fedi: I wrote a rules novel. What do you mean I can’t do shit to enforce it? If teacher existed, I’d tell on you!

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Dunno what it is about Reddit, but every single mod there secretly yearns to be a despotic president of one of those seppo HOAs.
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I think most "communities" are like this, tbh, even the fluffy ones, once you get under their skin. The more I see of society, the more I like plants. It all seems to be fine, until there starts being a *thing* independent of the individual pairs of relationships. Then it falls apart.


Dear cis people losing your minds about this boxing thing.

This is cis on cis. Please leave us out of your weird shit.

Signed,
Trans women

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TERFs having a normal one, destroying women’s sports because some of the cis competitors maybe remind them a bit of trans woman, none of whom ever qualify for anything anyway, even when allowed to compete.

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oh and also a good dose of racism, because when you scratch the surface, it's always there.
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@KateKarnage
I always forget who said "my feminism will be intersectional or it will be bullshit", but it seems really applicable here. (I know it from Flavia Dzodan but IIRC she's quoting someone else).


Enshittification: coming soon to a mouse near you. arstechnica.com/gadgets/2024/0…

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Its a fudging device with a couple of buttons, a wheel and an optical sensor, why would you need updatable software when current os drivers can take care of the task fine! FFS! Down with capitalism and greedy bastards.
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Not a forever mouse but a forever pay for the mouse.
I'll stick with my already paid for Logitech mouse. They do make decent mice and keyboards


Cass deserves to go down alongside Wakefield in my opinion. This is a wholly biased piece of work, produced to order, and to suit an agenda, and that agenda is profoundly hostile to trans people. erininthemorning.com/p/british…


Cis people: Here’s a fun thought experiment! What would it be like to live as the other sex?

Trans people: Well, we might have …

Cis people: There’s no way we can ever know, lol!

Trans people: Er, hello?

Cis people: It will forever remain a mystery

Trans people: We’re right here

Cis people: So unknowable

in reply to Sarah Brown

Speaking only for myself (a cis woman), I'd worry that it might seem like an impolite question to ask a trans person. I wouldn't ever ask such a thing, unless I knew the person quite well (and even then I might hesitate). I wouldn't want to make someone feel "othered" just to satisfy my own curiosity.
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@marilyn some trans people might not want to talk about it. With me the trick would more be getting me to shut up.
@goatsarah
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@Eric the Cerise I’ve read accounts from cis people who tried, gave themselves gender dysphoria, and got suicidal.

Caveat emptor



Estate agent be like, “you sold a house with us! Now you are on our mailing list! Why not sell ANOTHER HOUSE!!!

Er, because I’m, like, living in it?

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I’m so please I didn’t have to deal with estate agents!
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@Sarah Brown When I was getting mine valued I did get the sense of being prey to a variety of differently-suited predators.


British court upholds stochastic homicide of trans youth in UK.

Didn’t really expect anything else, but how bloody bleak.

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American Christians will tell everyone who isn’t them that we’re “special snowflakes” who need to toughen up, and in their next breath go utterly fucking nuclear on Facebook because the French dared to depict Bacchanalia.

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Not an original observation, but what they really hate is people not cowering in shame for being any degree different to them.


TERFs be like, “biology is immutable” as they sit there converting grass seed to skeletal muscle after having replaced >90% of their body mass in the last few years, while being descended from literal fish that breathed water.


Roomba: My bin may be full

Me: Given you just cleaned about as well as an oppositionally defiant teenager, I profoundly fucking doubt that.

in reply to Sarah Brown

Just gonna preempt the “trans woman said ODD, that’s ableist, ha gotcha!” takes, I do in fact have ADHD with ODD so if you’re tempted, maybe just STFU instead?


Why do the right wing nut jobs have to be so fucking WEIRD?

indy100.com/tv/paris-olympics-…

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Literal grown ass adults thinking the devil is real, and complaining that he’s running the olympics or something. Fuck’s actual sake. Get a fucking grip.
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hahaha I grew up Catholic in the 1980s and the satanic panic in the U.S. was very real. My mom and stepdad really believed the conspiracy theory that the company Procter & Gamble supported the Church of Satan and communicated diabolical messages with their old crescent-moon logo. Now, QAnon is basically the same thing—baby boomers giving each other the chilly willies with spooky stories.
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I assume all those beautiful queer performers didn't go down well with them, either. I, on the other hand, had a constant grin on my face at how the organisers were rubbing it in their faces.


Check out these total losers. Iron tipped. Whoopee doo. One of mine is titanium cored. Where is your loser metal now? edition.cnn.com/2024/07/24/sci…
in reply to Sarah Brown

you can make pretty oxide colours on it, but a bit wasted down inside an implant.
We do have a student looking at surface effects on implants for ossiointergration but I think they are more concerned with textures than colours.


France: Any journey shorter than 4 hours by train should not be allowed to be taken by plane.

Me, after using French railways for a couple of weeks: They’re running plane services for distances of only 100km?

I’m honestly shocked at how functionally useless French railways are. “Welcome to our interchange. Please wait 2 hours surrounded by screaming kids and chain smokers for your connection. No you can’t have a fucking coffee”

Dear the UK, you have it better than you could possibly believe.

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@TimWardCam well, we do have some 1 #train per 2 hour services overdue for improvement like Peterborough-Ipswich and a few daily oddballs like Cambridge-Harwich, but in general, GB regional service frequency beats French. Slower and fewer high speed services in GB though. Lots of 180 and 160kph lines with little bits of 205.
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@Alexa (She/Her) 🏳️‍⚧️ The infrastructure is clearly there to support integrated public transport. It just doesn't seem to be used to enable it.


Reading about the book that this Vance bloke wrote, and apparently it’s all, “I was poor growing up and struggled but saw people on benefits with phones and that’s not fair”.

And his conclusion seems to be that they shouldn’t have those things if he can’t.

I had a similar childhood, but reached a very different conclusion. I don’t want anyone to struggle. If someone else has something I don’t, I don’t actually care as long as I have what I need.

He seems to feel that what he wants is not for his own needs to be met per-se, but to be ahead of others. As long as he has the biggest slice of cake, it doesn’t matter how small the cake is.

I want enough cake, and I want the rest of the cake to have enough for everyone else.

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There’s the old LBJ adage about needing someone to look down on …
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same! I grew up in a declining industrial town, as the child of an unemployed single mother, growing our own food, couldn't afford a car, etc. I'm now a successful engineer and rich beyond my wildest childhood dreams (not a millionaire or anything, but still). And I want a UBI, and a free NHS with staff who get reasonable pay and work reasonable hours, and for kids to get free school meals, and nobody to be homeless or hungry. Can society afford that? Yes. Poverty costs us all.


Ok, but maybe some sort of IPx7 couch, to accommodate the dolphins?

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I've never seen the alleged cyber truck, and until I do, and confirm it's realistically drivable, I will hold firm to the perception that it's nothing more than a very expensive joke by a very bored gamer.


Long form - on transphobia and trans women as basilisks
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Welcome to fucking France, where it is fucking impossible to not be fucking downwind of a fucking lit fucking cigarette at all fucking times.
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It's so bloody infuriating. What's worst are those ignorants smoking at bus/tram stations... That was banned (and people respect it) even in my otherwise super backwards Czechia. Ugh.


In lieu of the whole "starter motor catching fire" incident, we have decided to end our voyage south for this year and leave the boat here in Quiberon. We Weill resume our journey south in the spring, after repairs and annual maintenance out of the water.
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@Sarah Brown Don’t you mean in light of? While stopping the voyage here instead of the motor having caught fire is appealing it offers certain causality related technical difficulties


Moving boat to a different berth. Starter motor got stuck on, hit overspeed, and produced quite a lot of smoke.

We are fine. The boat is fine. The starter motor is not. It will need replacing.

Arse

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This sort of thing is why boats are described as holes in the water that you throw money into.


The lady in the office at Quiberon marina was super nice. She got me to teach her a few words of Portuguese!


What we had planned for this last week: Tréguier to Bendodet, versus what we did: Tréguier to Quiberon.

I am bloody proud of us.

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@Brian R. Pauw 240ish nautical miles. For the part around Brest, hitting the tidal gates at the right time is utterly compulsory. We also had to leave Tréguier on an ebb tide because it's up a river.
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tides around there are something to behold. Hope to be able to follow your path one day. Good luck out there!


We have arrived in Quiberon marina as the end of phase 2 of operation, "Oui Oui Baguette".

I am tired in my bones.

Didn't get murdered by orcas.



Shit!

The orcas attacked and disabled a boat really close to where we are two days ago. They were also seen in the western English Channel at a point where we sailed right by them.

We didn't know. I thought they were still near Lisbon.

They have NEVER been this far north this early before. I thought we had until September.

Planning tomorrow's passage. Going to stay in shallow waters as much as we can. Actually quite frightened.

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@rachel maybe. However, my AIS B transponder does not allow me to set decimal meters at all. I haven’t checked the standard, but maybe it’s supposed to be entered in whole meters?
It’s a pretty moot point anyway, at most you’ll confuse a passing submarine…
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Update: More dolphin sightings through the day. No orcas. We are now rafted up in the outer harbour at the island of Groix. 4 hours to our destination for this leg, Quiberon, tomorrow, then we go home.


#fediblock parcero.bond - edgelord troll. Receipts:

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Just seen the best bit of commentary on transmisogyny I’ve seen in ages: if you want to know how a man treats cis women in private, look at how he treats trans women in public.
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@JustinMac84 how come transphobes always accuse trans women of being perverts in women’s locker rooms oogling cis women but they never accuse trans men of sneaking into men’s locker room to oogle cis men? If they view the genders as equal why not criticize all trans people the same way accross the board?
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@JustinMac84 yes exactly. Transphobes are sexist just like you said. Some prejudices are not separable from one another because they rest on the same assumptions.


!Friendica Support Hi guys,

Another instance of a contact with an animated GIF causing the worker to hang. The contact is lemmy.world/u/GamerBoy705, and the update contact job has been running for 2 days.

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