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In my near future I see multiple one hour flights around the UK, France, Spain and Portugal.

This is because the rail service, while the track exists, is not fit for purpose.

Dear Europe, stop fucking about with fascism and sort the bloody trains out. euronews.com/green/2024/07/02/…

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Richard Gadsden
@FeralRobots For touring around on holiday, they're fine, especially because you can get an Interrail/Eurail pass and tickets become much cheaper then. But if you just want to travel from A to B, flying is a lot cheaper.
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Richard Gadsden
@StrangeNoises I can't find the source for that story, but I can find several saying that the Italian railway was organised under Mussolini to have the diretissima (fast expresses; the Florence-Rome line is still called that to this day) having priority over local and commuter trains that normal people used so tourists found the service good and locals didn't.


Me: transitions in 2005

Doctors: Your breasts will finish growing in three or four years.

My breasts, now, in 2024, making it very clear I need new bras: And we took that personally.



Europe is full of centre right and centre left parties who, rather than oppose far right scapegoating of minorities, have adopted a position of, “those guys are right, don’t vote for them”.

To their incredible surprise, this isn’t working.

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@pettter @argv_minus_one @drbjork I think so. It's a process with its steps. You don't get full nazi massacres on day one. But are we slowly having the post-WW2 welfare societies eroded towards rampant fascism? Well...


We're all trying to find the guy who did this, says the Guardian/Observer, dressed as a hot dog.

theguardian.com/politics/artic…

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I didn't have to read that. I already don't give them any money. Fortunately, thanks to their shit CSS, I didn't read that. All is well.


Nobody wants to be a grass, but we just had to 61016 a drunken guy literally getting undressed in front of us 😞
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Mike J👹🐀 🤘🏻
@saxicola @ajlanes
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@Sarah Brown @Saxicola ✅ 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁷󠁬󠁳󠁿🇪🇺 The underground has a different announcement these days. It’s not “something that doesn’t look right” but now “something that looks unusual”.

I still have to resist using it to complain about bad graphic design



Currently at Nantes airport having cleared passport control. We were worried given the unorthodox nature of our entry to France that our exit might cause issues.

Thankfully it did not. I think having an EU residency card helps a lot.

in reply to Sarah Brown

yeah, they're basically not allowed to forbid you entry if you're a Schengen country resident. So unless they're actually gonna arrest you, you're fine.



Ryanair’s business slogan should be, “Ryanair: for when your continent’s rail network is pathologically incapable of getting its shit together”.

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@Snowgaze ❄️:cravo: I’m currently in Brittany. The prices to go pretty much anywhere by train are utterly eye watering.

It’s like it isn’t even trying to compete with air travel.


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Would love to see Tesla’s summon feature try to solve this one. No, really, it would be hilarious


So it turns out that if you have your own sailboat, you can rock up at Cherbourg Marina and as long as it’s after 6, nobody knows or cares because immigration have gone home to watch the football or some shit.

Illegal border crossing is something you get to do if you’re middle class, apparently.

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the panic is about _small_ boats, not medium-sized ones.


Good morning from a pre-dawn Gosport Marina where we are about to commence “Operation Oui Oui Baguette”: taking our boat, Scarlet, across the English Channel as the first part of our trip to Portugal. This is the second longest leg of the entire journey, and the first time I will have ever personally sailed out of the sight of land.

If you want to follow our progress, you can see us on Marine Traffic: marinetraffic.com/en/ais/detai…

Note, that relies on AIS signals being relayed to the internet. Commercial AIS is powerful enough to be picked up by satellite, but ours isn’t, so there will likely be a dead-zone in the middle where we don’t seem to update.

It’s going to take about 14 hours to make the crossing. There is no wind, so we will be using our engine.

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O, really? i didn’t know. So I stop advising and hope with you they choose another area to bother sailors. Stay safe and above all, enjoy this voyage!🥳


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@girlfreddy You can look at it that way, or you can look at it as just another example of male-focused bias in scientific research.


Some points, and a question for uk politicians;

  1. There are around half a million trans people in the uk, including eggs.
  2. There are a few thousand TERFs.
  3. Trans people will vote for you if you treat us like human beings.
  4. Nothing you do will ever satisfy TERFs.

And so to the question: why are you so bad at basic arithmetic?

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Project “Oui Oui Baguette” taking our boat, Scarlet, to France as the start of moving her to Portugal, on Monday.

Looks like we’ll be motoring for 14 hours. Not enough wind forecast to make the sails go.

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Cyberspice
La Rochelle is nice. We sailed out of there for some time in Sarah Grace (Dad’s boat).


"Peace in our time"

"640k should be enough for anybody"

"Nobody is threatening our place in the single market"

"Your Roomba's bin is full"

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UK Pol, Transphobia

I see that the press is once again trying to present terfism as nuanced: “we don’t want to stop trans women wearing skirts, we just don’t want them in our (SIC) spaces”.

Stop press, Joanne. They’re our fucking spaces too, because as we’ve been explaining for fucking years: trans women are women.

  • Trans women get breast cancer, therefore we need breast cancer screening.
  • Trans women get gynaecological problems, therefore we need gynaecologists.
  • Trans women get raped, therefore we need rape crisis counselling.
  • Trans women suffer disproportionate levels of domestic violence, therefore we need DV shelters.

And so on, and so on.

Do you fucking get it yet?

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re: UK Pol, Transphobia

@Yamiyume Disagree.

It ends up naked, with zero personal hygiene, surrounded by empty pot noodles, hunched in front of a monitor yelling on social media about how you lost custody of the kids because of the trans.



Since getting a prescription in Portugal, I had become complacent about my HRT stock. Previously, I maintained a stockpile of between 6 and 12 months' worth.
I figured this was no longer necessary, as Portugal isn't being so comprehensively weird about trans people as the UK, and also they don't officially know I'm trans.

I was shocked out of complacency last month due to a supplier shortage. The pharmacies ran out.

@Zoë O'Connell and I got within 10 days of going cold turkey.

Lesson learned. As of today, and thanks to the grey market, I have 5 months' worth, and that will soon be getting upped to 7.

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In case anyone asks, there is a way trans men can stockpile too - but only if they self-inject. All they need to do is put an extra week between each injection (for example, instead of taking a Sustanon injection every 3 weeks, as prescribed, it's every 4 weeks). In terms of effect on mental health, this will barely be noticeable. Obviously, the prescriber must not be told. Over time, that extra week will translate into spare ampoules of T.


Dear fellow Brits, do you realise how fucking stupid “knight commander of the British empire” sounds to everyone else?

I can assure you, it sounds very stupid indeed.

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Bet it has inspired a fair amount of so-so media over the years. Has that pompous sound to it.


Got my ballot paper.

As a result of “Sir Knight Commander of the British Empire” Kier Starmer’s performative cruelty against trans women within the last day, I have voted Green.

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Trans actual challenge GnRH analogue (so-called puberty blockers) ban in court.

transactual.org.uk/blog/2024/0…



Deep fat fryer is caked in sodium stearate, which should tell you terrifying things about how I clean it and deal with the problem of disposing of used cooking oil.
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@Adam Sodium stearate is water soluble, non toxic, and fun for all the family to make!
@Adam
in reply to Sarah Brown

sure, but recycling lets them turn it into biofuel or whatever, and it means I can keep my bucket of NaOH for degunging the sink.
in reply to Adam

I've saponified small amounts of oil in the past in the UK when it's been too much to flush otherwise.
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@Adam Portugal, having been blessed without a domestic terrorism problem, has DIY barns in which NaOH is at the milder end of what you can just plop into the self checkout. I call that section, “the bomb making aisle”. It’s quite fun.

Anyway, upshot is, I’ve got bloody kilos and kilos of the stuff.

@Adam
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@pseudomonas there's a Portuguese chap on y'tube that always seems to have access to some very interesting chemicals. This explains it.
@Adam


!Friendica Support Hey lovely people.

So I have a contact that my server can’t update. The Update Contact gets added to the queue and just sits there forever, consuming CPU.

If I go into the MariaDB and delete the worker queue entry, it will be back in a few hours.

If I server block the remote contact, the problem goes away. If I remove the block it comes back.

Is this symptomatic of my database being somehow corrupt, or maybe there’s a problem with that particular remote profile that causes Friendica to fail in a way that never times out (and I’ve left it there for days. It just doesn’t go).

I have no idea how to get diagnostic output from the worker to find out what’s going on. Anyone interested in looking more at this, or should I just block the contact and move on?

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It hast nothing to do with your database, I'm convinced. I guess that the probing for that contact has got some issue. Can you name the contact here?
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@Michael Vogel Also, blocking the remote contact causes the job to disappear from the queue in a few minutes, so it looks like it's repeatedly trying something and failing, and doesn't ever seem to give up.

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Stroll around Cape St Vincent earlier. Clifftop windswept sunny edge-of-the-world goodness!


Today, at the notary office:

Notary: Sarah, Sylvia, what date did you get married?

Us: Um, er, that question is a lot more complicated than you think it is. Which time?



UK Pol

Reform is about to overtake the tories in the polls. This just removes the last obstacle to the media making their love affair with Farage a 24/7 on-screen thing.

The drift to the far right and subsequent implosion of the Conservative Party is going to leave a void in UK politics that seriously risks being filled by actual nazis, and competent ones at that. I fear for the future.

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UK Pol

The western media is acting as the megaphone for the bastards who want to burn the world, because it "gets clicks".


The paradox of tolerance applies here. It is about time the media is reined in, before they bloody get us all killed.

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The Tory party going hard right as a knee-jerk response to the challenges of the modern world, and then falling apart from its own insistence on refusing to adapt to reality, is a grim foreshadowing of what is going to happen to the west in general in the face of climate change and demographic reality.

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Reaching the point where you can think in a language you didn’t grow up speaking: magical

Your brain deciding THIS HAS TO OCCUR AT 3am: not magical

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Reaching the point where you can think in a language you didn’t grow up speaking: magical

Your brain deciding THIS HAS TO OCCUR AT 3am: not magical



Guys, you can’t have Erich Honeker back. He’s dead.

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I hear you’re a transphobe now, father?

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@mobbsy @sparrowsion @lnr Quite. "People of Colour" doesn't seem to have caught on over here, either. Maybe it's because it's got the kind of contorted grammar that comes with HR and train announcements. I'm happy to take direction on this, of course.

I'm mainly impressed by America's ability to turn everything into a noun with a badge and a day and a song and a flag and a page in a book of etiquette.

Okay, they then seem to mainly throw their creation into the basement and forget about it, but that *machine* which turns problems into product is quite awe-inspiring.

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Speaking of the Chinese, how about some of these flags being made on home turf for once.
The Chinese benefit from all of these gatherings.
Peeps in the community could benefit greatly if this were so.

#MakeHomemadePrideFlagsAThing.

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!Friendica Support Hey all.

The top two jobs here have been stuck for 4 days.

Is there a way I can remove them?

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They’re still there. I deleted the cron container and recreated it and they haven’t gone away.

Will they ever go away? These are clearly some sort of zombie.

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Update: I deleted them manually from the workerqueue database in mariadb. Doesn't seem to have caused any harm, touchwood.

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spoiler for ATV+ “Sugar”

Binged this last night. Got to Ep 2 and was like, “well someone’s been reading Inversions”.

Fucking called it.



Bastards stole my vote in these elections and I am desperate to get it back.

If you have one, please don't waste it!


EU, it is time to #UseYourVote!

Across the European Union, voting booths are ready to welcome you!

The Netherlands 🇳🇱 voted yesterday, and today is Czechia 🇨🇿, Estonia 🇪🇪 and Ireland 🇮🇪’s turn.

Our Union should never be taken for granted.
Defend it, shape it.

#EUelections2024




I see Sunak has been winning hearts and minds in his dwindling core vote by buggering off home early from the D-Day commemoration.

Even Farage managed to stay to the end, and his side lost.

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Someone had to represent the Nazis, and the German government didn't want to.


Lot of fun trying out a custom hardboard today. Fell in love! Ordered one.


Thank you for purchasing item packaged in cardboard. For your convenience, it has a resealable flap, stuck down with glue, which is guaranteed to be far stronger than the cardboard it’s stuck to.

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Outrage as cis woman treated like trans woman. independent.co.uk/news/uk/home…
in reply to Catherine is not giving up.

@Catherine is Tired @Sarah Brown Notionally because she would have had the advantage (citation needed) of a "male puberty" (citation needed) and stronger bones (citation needed) and deprived a "real" woman (citation needed) of a win.

Cetacean needed - maybe we can persuade the orcas that terfs are more fun than rudders.



You’re walking in some single sex biological woods. Would you rather encounter a trans woman, or Kemi Badenoch?
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Not sure I'd want to be in those woods in the first place.

Trans women over TERFs every time. My earliest experience of single-sex spaces online as a baby cis bi woman was TERFs gender policing other women and they were unsurprisingly biphobic and like 14yr old mean girls. I didn't like it age 17 before I knew many trans folks, I'm certainly not liking it now I'm 40+, know hundreds of trans folks and have zero fucks left to give for bullshit and hate.

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Kemi, as proof of there being shit in the woods without any bears involved.


The irony of the TERF brain worm trust going on about “female homosexuals” (god help us all if TERFs ever master the ability to sound like a normal human being) is that cis lesbians are pretty much the least transphobic demographic and entirely sick of TERFs’ bullshit.

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TERFs tell on themselves so hard, I can guarantee right behind TERFery is biphobia, racism and disablism. They're eugenicist AF.


People often ask what it's like to be trans, because it seems to be a very hard thing to imagine.

A friend, sadly no longer with us, once put it absolutely perfectly to me, when she said, "It shouldn't matter what sex you are while you're cleaning the oven, but it does."

It's that simple.

in reply to Sarah Brown

If a man asks, frame it in terms he will follow.

It is like being a Man U supporter who has to go to Man C games and wear Man C shirts all the time.

If a woman asks, it is enjoying annoying J K Rowling just by existing.