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Update: After this blog post was written, we learned Meta revised its public "Hateful Conduct" policy in ways EFF finds concerning. We are analyzing these changes, which this blog post does not address.




Ugh. Just had to move tables at the pub a a guy sat at the next table who absolutely reeked of piss.
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Quite possibly not his fault, could be that he’s ill or doesn’t have access to toilets or washing facilities, but it was actually making me feel ill 🤢


This is an official translation of the law allowing Greenland self governance. Under it, for Greenland to become independent (to do with that independence what it may) it requires a majority in a referendum of the people of Greenland, an independence agreement with Denmark, and approval of that agreement by the Greenlandic and Danish parliaments. english.stm.dk/media/10522/gl-…


If you are trans, you have just been designated “the entertainment” on all Zuckerberg’s platforms.

Others based in the US will likely follow suit. Plan and act accordingly.

I’m having a bit of a cry

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One of the reasons I left FB was because they kept undoing my privacy settings. I don't know if they still do that but I have zero trust in them.



People who’ve read the Silo books know what the thing is that kills them when they go outside (words chosen carefully).

Now, hear me out. What if that, but for mosquitos and bed bugs?

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I now need to re-read said books as I've forgotten what it was 😀
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@Dave Smith The first generation to go down there thought they were fleeing a nuclear war. They were not.
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Just re-read the first part of Shift. You make perfect sense 😀


Health food woo people: Our hydrogen water bottle infuses your system with hydrogen for the … hydrogen benefits like … oh, you know, hydrogen.

My IBS gut, making hydrogen by the litre: Hold my Hindenburg

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@Becky Water != hydrogen though.

This is a separate issue over whether H2 has any metabolic benefit (probably not)



Fall asleep, fall pregnant, fall ill, fall on hard times. What other ways can you fall?
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A drunk sailor might fall in, but fall over when they fall out, and as they fall down, fall overboard, it falling to their solicitor to whom their estate would fall.


Bluesky is having one of those days where I just want to reply to every thread with, “Parklife!”

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@The All-New 2025 Nick (technique)

And it’s not about you joggers who go round and round and round.



Easyjet: Confirm that you have travel insurance before booking.

Me: Missed the point where THAT WAS ANY OF YOUR GODDAM BUSINESS




If you played Jet Set Willy on the Spectrum as a kid you’ll be aware of the notorious Attic Bug. It meant that if you entered the Attic in a game, various rooms became instakills.

Today I read an explanation of the bug: bits of non-screen memory are being written to when one of the monsters in the Attic is “drawn”.

skoolkit.ca/disassemblies/jet_…

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Many times I played that I would be killed instantly because the monster was drawn at the same place the character entered.


Today is a special day. As the Earth passes the closest to the sun in its orbit, it’s moving as fast as it ever gets. Thus today, the 4th of January, is SPEED DAY!!!!

It’s also the 18th anniversary of me having sex reassignment surgery. That was a weird time.

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Your anniversary is fixed. Congratulations. But perihelion shifts about a bit.


Silo Spoilers

Ok, so we now know the point of this Quinn character who wasn’t in the books (neither was Sims. I think he’s going to be the one to do the deed Sheriff Billings did in Wool; his character arc has been building up to that for ages).

Anyway, they have Quinn being the one who worked out that they need to forget.

Which, in the books, was Troy/Donald in Shift.

Suddenly it looks like the reason they’re taking forever to get through Wool is that they aren’t going to bring Shift into the story.

Which makes me wonder how the hell they’re going to explain why they’re down there, and why 8+ billion people died.

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Silo Spoilers
Did catch myself shouting “get on with it!” at the telly after tonight’s episode.


Zoe: Someone here is asking if you can make a true software random number generator using generative AI that’s been trained on enough entropy to escape the quantum analysis constraints.

Me: Maths doesn’t stop being maths just because you don’t understand it.

Zoe: I was just gonna say “Parklife!”



The ultimate irony here is that there’s one easily available drug he can take that would help immensely.

And I would put a lot of money on saying he’d never take it.

If you know, you know.

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"Like trying to contain a bucking bronco armed with a ball of string" is some top commentatorbabble.


I'm troubled by Luke Littler. Specifically his nickname "Luke The Nuke" which needs USian pronunciation to rhyme nicely. Hmm.
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not sure about that. If "luke" and "yuke" rhyme then "luke" and "nyuke" also rhyme, almost by definition. Different previous phonème (/j/ rather than /n/) doesn't matter.
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Been meaning to climb up on the hill overlooking the Arade bridge at sunset for some time. Needed the right tide and light and a round tuit.

Got all of them. Two of these are from the Fuji XE4, one is from the iPhone 16 pro

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Tags like #photo, #mywork or #myphoto, among others, because I primarily like what people share about themselves. But I follow other tags too, of course.
There's a link, somewhere about tags/interests, I think it's on the left part of the Time-line...

A Happy year to you!

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@redj 18 and you (we aren’t using the same social media software though)


I am a fan of British sci fi author, Peter Hamilton.

One trope he consistently returns to in his universes is the group of humans who buggered off somewhere to try to build a post scarcity society of some kind.

And each new iteration, it feels like the seed group gets closer and closer to a transsexual polycule.

And I’m utterly here for it.

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taking this as signal to catch up on what he's been doing the past couple decades
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@aesmael Salvation! Read Salvation. First book goes hard on Hyperion/Canterbury Tales and then it all goes a bit dark forest/Fermi paradox.
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I'm really needing some new sci fi so I might check it out, I haven't read that series yet!


Trans? Leaving the UK?

Useful to know which countries are on Rowling’s radar and which ones she doesn’t think about.



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went from building planes that could take negative 3g and recover from an inverted dive*, to...whatever the 737 is...

*With some minor damage like loss of a stabiliser and the undercarriage blowing off but who's counting, it still landed

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@Kincaid The Max is probably now quite a decent aircraft. It has the compromised version of the LEAP because the landing gear is too short, but it does surprisingly well regardless.

But as originally produced, it was a murder plane and unfit for purpose, simply because of this stupid bit of software that made piss all difference to normal flying, but could be tricked into killing everyone on board remarkably easily.

It's still there, but it's been defanged now.



Bluesky: say what you like about it, but it’s nuclear block combined with the zero tolerance blocking culture that’s developed there has made it far less combative than most social media platforms.

And I think it’s superb. Honestly, I’m gonna get a lot less fussy about blocking at the slightest provocation.

Gonna start with the Reddit wankers who downvote every comment you make while ostensibly trying to have a conversation with you. That’s just rude and they can fuck right off.

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embracing the block function is true online enlightenment fr


Sadly confirmed, lemmy suffers from being beset by tedious playground bully wankers just as much as Reddit.

“Why is there so little content here?” Maybe it’s because you treat posts as an opportunity to exhibit your superior dixkhead prowess?

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Although, there's still loads of Reddit, dickheads notwithsanding.
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@A_C_McGregor Yes. I hang out in small subs, mainly r/fermentation and r/heraldry, and they are fairly OK. I think ones with a strong topic adherence are a lot better than general-interest ones.


The #thearchers team are silly. Today's omnibus ends with a very... festive arrangement of the theme tune.


In US law they pronounce the “v.” in case names as “versus” or “vee”. So we get the famous case of Roe v. Wade. But in English law for civil cases like this we pronounce the “v.” as “and”, thus rendering the case name as “row and wade”.

Or so I thought. It occurred to me just now that if the case had happened here, it’d be a judicial review. So would be called something like R (Roe) v. Wade, pronounced “the Crown (on behalf of Roe) and Wade”.

But! It was in 1973 when we wrote judicial review case names differently. It would probably have been something more like R v. Wade ex parte Roe.



Idly reading about New Zealand's court system. Amusing to me was the way Māori introductions in New Zealand courts became the norm. A judge decided it would be good, so did it, and then a barrister for the Crown followed suit. Obviously at this point defence barristers couldn't be outdone, so... youtu.be/ycL-cKQ_0tU?si=imaGLw…
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I am endlessly fascinated by the unique way colonialism and decolonialism have played out in Aotearoa.


Watching the darts on Sky Stream, and it's got a bit confused. It's really weird when the sound and picture get out of sync and you hear random plunks while the player is preparing to throw. (Pause and play fixed it.)
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Yeah We had a similar problem earlier today. Same solution. I shall will be reporting said issue next week when I return to work.


Asked a simple question on a Lemmy ADHD forum. Plenty of people answering questions I didn’t ask. Nobody answering the one I did ask.

So that’s a thing, I guess 🤷🏻‍♀️

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“Talk to your healthcare professional”. Lol, no. No discussions about neurodiversity are being had with any healthcare professional thank you. I do not desire a summary DNR.

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definitely a "if I have to talk to a health professional, let me first read their guidance and understand the shape of the lies I need to tell them"
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I hate it when I get so excited to answer a question and then halfway through I realize the question I answered wasn't the one asked. I hate it even more when I don't realize I've answered the wind question until after a couple of confusing, awkward back-and-forths with the original author.


Just watching Zoe pay for a bit of private healthcare surgery follow up and can’t help but think that were this America, there would be an option on the card machine to tip the insurance company.

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@goatsarah@thegoatery.dyndns.orgSeem to recall a couple of days I encountered some American payment portal that attempted to solicit a tip for the company providing the portal service. Presumably these customer-granted tips don't come off the seller's bill for the portal.


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My attitude to the British monarchy has just done a 180 after seeing the following two words: President Farage.

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@Zoë O'Connell @Sarah Brown Ireland does this quite well, I think. But it's hard to require an elected president to keep their trap shut in the same way as the monarch does, and the coverage the media would give President Farage's latest pronouncements might well guarantee the post doesn't stay powerless for long.


Inspired by a blooper in yesterday’s Wallace and Gromit, does anyone here know why the Western Region of BR stuck with lower quadrant semaphore signals when the rest of the network standardised on upper quadrant after nationalisation?

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@MikeFromLFE working on an old GWR branch line, you get this kind of insight. Often used phrase “there’s two ways of doing things, the Great Western way and the wrong way”



Orion’s Belt and sword, iPhone 16 pro, handheld, from the middle of a city.

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Oo that’s cool, genuine question, what settings did you use (I have same phone) as I am not the best at taking those kind of shots.
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Love it

Seeing Orion always makes me remember the years I spent on the road in the early '90s, cold winter nights driving on the interstate highways of the Western United States.

An interesting mix of feelings: cold and lonely but peaceful and reassured. If I can see Orion I can find my way home.



How’s your Christmas Eve going? I’m building a Kallax.
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On Christmas Eve in this year of grace twenty twenty-four, my beloved and I are preparing a bewildering variety of vegetables.

In the photo: a kilogram of beet roots, plural in type and in quantity.

Elsewhere, half a kilo of black salsify, and an unknown quantity of celeriac, kohlrabi, and radishes.

All of it heaved out of the ground, this morning, at the allotment.




Gonna check out this new Carry On film on Netflix. It seems kinda dark since Kenneth Williams left.


Were there a fancy Greek term for “government by middle aged women who are sick of your bullshit” then the world would be a better place.
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@stevegis_ssg

Εμμηνόπαυση (Eminopause) was the Greek word for menopause, so, while I don’t know what the -archy word be, but one would clearly refer to the rulers as “Your Eminence”

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You might enjoy the novel The Gate To Women's Country, by Sherri S Tepper. Very cool take on such a government in post-apocalyptic future. No idea what its called tho. Love this book!


Apple Intelligence’s Image Playground is incapable of not making people look like yanks.