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Asthma attack of a great time to discover that your inhaler fell out of your pocket in the car.

It’s ok. I have it now.



New British House of Lords appointments announced. UK politics is just a contest to see who can run the most transparently nihilistic grift and still get cushy life tenure in Westminster.

Sordid fucks

in reply to Sarah Brown

There needs to be a way to restrict the number of political peers who can sit in the Lords at a time. Either they can elect some number of their own body similar to the hereditary peers or have a first-come-first-served each day to allow them in.

The subject matter experts are useful, they help beat legislation into some sort of usable shape. That's the Lords serving a useful function.



What Lego have done with their PoweredUp stuff is very cool. You can control it from a remote control or from your phone using Bluetooth. But this means that when you’ve not played with this stuff for a while and just want to make the train go forward you have all this technological baggage. I miss the joy of being able to press a button to make it go.


Is it silly to feel a bit nervous around people on the train wearing Harry Potter gowns (not just ordinary academic gowns, but obviously embroidered with Griffindor etc.)? It feels silly, and yet…
in reply to Alexandra Lanes

I've not got the impression that the people being poisoned by JKR's transphobia are actual Harry Potter fans, primarily. It's not people with HP avatars who tweet out the bigotry, it's single-issue shouty types, different demographic. So many HP fans are sound people, they support Daniel Radcliffe in his vocal support for trans rights, even the ones who keep wearing the shirts etc. This is what I choose to believe, anyway.
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@xanna Yeah. Most of them are almost certainly ok but it doesn’t stop it being entirely rational to be wary.
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I don't think so, no. I mean, it could be they're unware of the views of the author... but at the same time...


Wake up. Ask Siri what the time is. 05:56. The radio alarm goes off at 06:00. How on earth does my brain do that?!



Be American. Vote in Trump. Catch polio. Yell at stars and plane.

They’re having a bit of a funny turn, aren’t they?

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One begins to fully appreciate why "May you live in interesting times" is a curse. I think the hope this time is that things will crash and burn so badly in the next couple of years that the whole thing is definitively resolved. Or that all the campaign promises are kept and we really do get lower egg prices.
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@David Hough the “hoping it crashes and burns” thing doesn’t work.

Exact same thing happened with Hitler. They don’t go quietly.

On a smaller scale, see Brexit. It was a clusterfuck but they ploughed ahead anyway and now the country is just coming apart at the seams.



Interesting conversation the other day. In relation to the ban on GnRH agonists I said that the requirement for puberty blockers before hormones at 18 was a sop to the cis. A friend pointed out that my experience was very gender binary and that blockers might have a role for those whose gender identity is more complicated or in flux. Food for thought.


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Useful questions that in-universe characters could ask:

What kills the people sent out to clean?

Why, despite us clearly having been down here a very long time, does it seem that everyone sent out to clean dies after about the same amount of time? Why is the threat not diminishing over time?

Why were these very well stocked silos ready and waiting and apparently very well matched to the threat outside? (In the books, Lukas does ask this question and gets an answer, and the answer is correct but incomplete).

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More mild Silo spoilers
@Sarah Brown Because of what’s immediately outside? Or because knowing what’s going on gets your silo shut down?
in reply to Alexandra Lanes

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@Alexandra Lanes because measuring atmospheric carbon dioxide would show it dropping, which would imply two things, and knowing one of them is fatal.


The right constantly going on about “pronouns”‘dangerously distracts us from the real enemy: prepositions.

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@skze from that note, it might be time with me to go at bed.
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Curious thing I’ve just noticed about my progesterone prescription. It’s for 28x100mg capsules, fine, but the capsules come in packs of 30. So every month the pharmacist cuts two capsules from the blister pack before sending the rest to me.

What happens to these little pairs of progesterone capsules? Is there someone who finds themselves with a box containing 14 little two-capsule blister packs? Is any of this worth anyone’s time and effort rather than letting me have an extra two?

in reply to Alexandra Lanes

I have a medication that comes in 28s, which I am prescribed in an odd multiple of 14. I can receive that as all sorts of random offcuts, presumably from others with more fiddly quantities.
(It's a lifelong, cheap, uncontroversial medication, so indeed it seems like unnecessary faff for everyone to dole it out a month at a time -- even increasing the interval to 2 months would mean no-one would have to faff around cutting up anything.)
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@womump While I have one that comes in boxes of 84 as 3x21s and am prescribed 28 at a time, so I *usually* get one full strip and a 1x7 cut off another. But not always.

I am on some things which are one-month-at-a-time only, and this isn't one of them.

(Also, the chemist has an auto-repeat system which works on a calendar month, which is 🙄 )



It’s quite astonishing to watch the Bluesky people keep digging that hole.

Now apparently they auto remove any post that has the house number and street of Jesse Singal in. As a result, literally everyone on the site now knows what they are, thanks to the Streisand Effect.

Muppets.

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Silo Spoilers

Juliette: “Your generator is under water so how do you have power?

Solo: “IT has its own power source”

Juliette: “From where?”

WINNER WINNER CHICKEN DINNER. THAT IS THE RIGHT QUESTION TO ASK!

By the way, Juliette, how’s that nasty wound on your arm?

It’s fun watching this having read the books.

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Massive Silo Spoiler. Book Completionists ONLY

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Massive Silo Spoiler. Book Completionists ONLY

@A Spectre, Haunting but then there’s no point to any of it.

It would be like sealing off Barnsley for 500 years to create a society that didn’t know about, say, plastic, and leaving a vault outside the sealed off area with loads of stuff in that nobody else touched because of the reason, and also you were so scared of your future civilisation knowing about plastic that you were willing to kill your self and your coworkers because you know about plastic, and by the way, the rest of the world is out there knowing about plastic and could rescue you at any time by just walking up and knocking and just decides not to, and by the way you literally have radios which you could use to call for help and they could hear you and you would hear them, and planes, which you would see in the night sky flying past, etc etc etc.

Humanity being dead is a central plot point. The entire premise makes zero sense if it’s not.



US Pol
Can I get a Polio booster at Boots? Asking for no reason.
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US Pol
@@shezza_t I’m mostly joking. I had exactly that a few months ago when the NHS did my MMR.
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I like words that end in -id. Placid. Flaccid. Limpid. Insipid. Intrepid. Turgid. Putrid.

Seems weird that they sound negative even when they're positive.

in reply to Alexandra Lanes

lucid and, dare i say it, pellucid

livid, morbid, rigid

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Local DIY barn is full of Christmas tat, except most of it looks like it’s been designed by generative AI. Upright boxer dogs wearing 19th century military uniform while looking vaguely cutesy and shit like that.

It’s all very uncanny valley.

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You’ve not given location to frame this. Are you judging British tat, Portuguese tat, French tat or what? Is it all unitat?


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Apparently there’s an outbreak of Americans thinking that aircraft are alien spaceships.

First they elect Trump, and now this. Is there something in the water over there?

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@KayEllen_OTS I mean, fair, but I was born in the early 70s and as was recently revealed, that’s peak lead exposure time, and I’m not yelling “OMG ALIENS!” at random Boeings.
in reply to Sarah Brown

Totally. Same here. Early 70s and I'm not crazy. I don't know. I think there's something extra special in the water that those folks drank.


Bluesky T&S have shat the bed and basically told all trans people on the site to go fuck themselves.

I've turned off my fediverse-bluesky bridge. Still have the capability to crosspost there, but I'm not planning to now. Am getting better engagement here anyway.

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@marlies @Natasha_Jay I just wondered why no one on Bluesky is talking about this-there seems to be a single minded focus on replicating ‘the old Twitter’ rather than considering the future of that platform.
in reply to Sarah Brown

@Natasha_Jay @marlies right- there’s obviously a lot of engagement just going on about this ‘dilemma’- I just peeked in there because I have friends who now only use that platform. It’s so messed up. Thanks for helping clarify this.

in reply to Matt Hodgkinson

@Matt Hodgkinson The only weapon Russia has that actually works properly is the ability to throw expendable human flesh at a target until it gets exhausted. It’s low tech as hell, but very effective.

The rest of their shit is junk. Sadly they have so many nukes that at least some of them probably work.



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I've been reading this in Portuguese, because I enjoyed another of the author's books and because I find the level of Portuguese very easy to follow. The best thing about it has been some of the idioms I've met along the way.

“Pôr a carroça à frentes dos bois” - to put the cart in front of the oxen.

“Tremer como varas verdes” - to shake like green twigs

"tirar nabos da púcara” - to pull turnips from the clay pot. Metaphorically to tease something out or to go on a fishing expedition in the journalistic sense.

"Engolir o sapo" - to swallow the toad. Kind of "bite the bullet"

"sair pela culatra" - to exit through the breech, i.e. to backfire

"caça às bruxas" - a witch hunt

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*to shake like green twigs*
We have a similarly arboreal expression in German: zittern wie Espenlaub (to tremble like aspen leaves)


Apple Intelligence just dropped and, on the one hand, generative AI is a blight upon humanity.

But on the other …



Been watching the HBO Max Dune prequel thing and I’m thinking, Paul Atreides is like, “I am the product of a 10000 year breeding programme to produce turbo Hitler. I have enough morality left to avoid being tubro Hitler. Phew!”

“It’s probably fine if I have kids, right?”



Why is it that whenever there's an Israeli drama about Mossad or Shabak, the Israeli intelligence services are portrayed as completely incompetent buffoons? Even by the standards of thriller TV, agents are so absurdly unable to follow orders that you do wonder if they'd do better ordering them to do the opposite.

Or maybe this is just the Israeli dramas that are selected to be exported to the rest of the world via Netflix and Apple TV. Perhaps Israel is less threatening if you associate it with 007 in clown shoes.



In case anyone didn't understand the doctrine of fundamental breach in contract law, the OU have a helpful illustration.


You can tell I'm getting to the nitpicking and rewording stage of writing an assignment for the OU when I go on flights of sfnal legal fantasy instead.

A bunch of senior members of the judiciary have a time machine. When a miscarriage of justice is discovered, they use the time machine to wind the unverse back to before the miscarriage. Obviously this looks splendid, and nobody in the rewound universe (handwave handwave) suffers the consequences of long prison times.

Unfortunately, a convicted criminal learns of the existence of this machine and on his release uses it to rewind so he committed the perfect crime...



Hey @Zoë O'Connell

Look!


Ah

We have a TGV station (Valence TGV Rhône-Alpes Sud) that has a train line to the town (Valence Ville)

How should we connect the two in the middle of the morning?

SURE! A BUS! 🤦‍♂️


in reply to Sarah Brown

@jon ah, French railway timetabling. Otherwise known as “just rent an effing car”.

Even South Western are better than this.



Apple: We’re releasing the British version of our thing on Monday

Monday is now more than half over. There is no thing.

Apple: We meant California Monday.



Philosophy question: a randomly selected UK journalist or medic is told that a 40 megatonne hydrogen bomb will go off in London unless they write 5 sentences about trans people without deliberately lying.

How many people die in the blast?

in reply to Sarah Brown

Depends if we count ‘lied so hard and spent so long in the transphobic echo chamber that they believe their own lies now’ as deliberate lying or not
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Well, let's face it, it would be completely beyond them, so I guess London's had it...🤷‍♀️
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Imagine being someone like Elon Musk or Peter Thiel and suddenly realising that your main legacy is for your obituary to get mostly laugh reacts on Facebook.


Behold, the biggest boy! Single stage to anywhere, hydrofoil, amphibious. 8 Turborockets, 4 Turbo ramjets, 2 Turbofans, 5 Nuclear thermal vacuum engines. #KSP #KerbalSpaceProgram

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If you are a cis woman athlete, and trans women have been banned from competing in the women's category in your sport, a good way to show solidarity would be to refuse to compete in the women's category too.

It would be nice to see people doing this to help an entirely unjustified attack on us, but I feel it's unlikely to happen 😞




Amusing subtitling in this Hebrew-Farsi-English language drama I'm watching. "Server Farm" in the dialogue becomes "Data Center" for some reason.


Antivaxxers sound like, “Hey! Did you know that infant mortality is good? Also ibuprofen is a century long conspiracy to make you obey space elves!”

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Interesting to watch American oligarchy join the “Charles Stuart, Louis Bourbon, and Nicholas Romanov club of having learned nothing and now wishing to explore the consequences of that”.

Only with a proletariat that’s armed to the teeth.

Fetch the popcorn.

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We now head over to our “No shit, Sherlock!” desk for some breaking news…

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in reply to Sarah Brown

Oh, that explains these bouncing things on my chest

Giggles

Hugz & xXx



Hit the road, Jack! And don’t you come back no more no more no more no more!


Bluesky getting less and less like Twitter 2010 and more and more like Twitter 2020.

And that’s why I like having my own fediverse server.

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Kind of miss the trains from Cambridge that used to tell me about Blundon Kings Cross