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Five years ago, the East Of England Liberal Democrats posted a photo of two transgender women, me and @Zoë O'Connell, wearing “Bollocks to Brexit” T-Shirts.

It is a sign of how far UK politics has fallen that that is utterly unthinkable now. Both the total erasure of transgender people’s existence and acceptance of Brexit are utter orthodoxy across the political spectrum there now.

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Something that's not as important as the hatred, but seems incredibly weird to me, is how it's suddenly become important for politicians. Doesn't that seem really weird? Compared to like the 90s and 00s. That this is suddenly so important for non-trans people who have no real contact with trans-people other than them being a part of the population. I mean, what's going on in their head that it's suddenly important for them? If it's because of social media /éminences grise/, why is it important to *them*? It just seems bizarre. I mean I suppose I *understand* it, but it's always like *so, that's a thing*.

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People always point to ghouls like Musk when they say that money can’t buy happiness.

Counterpoint: Enya. She made a load of money. She bought an actual castle. She retired to said castle to become a reclusive cat lady.

Inspirational!

in reply to Sarah Brown

The people that say "money can't buy happiness" always have some stupid hobby that makes them sad instead of happy.
People with creative hobbies get happier with more money they have.
I have a dozens of things i want to do that i can't because i don't have money.

Elon bought a social media because people made fun of him there.

Mark spends his time stalking millions of people and running psyops with CIA.

Bill Gates is testing how awful a OS can be before people stop using it.

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@void Bill Gates has been running that experiment since the 80s and, it turns out, he hasn’t come close to bottoming out yet.
@void

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Remains to be seen if this was a one off but the first water quality test by the Environment Agency in the River Cam found E-Coli was offscale high.

Most other sites the graph only goes up to 2 000cfu/100ml. Cambridge levels are 2 700, and the limit for bathing is 900. environment.data.gov.uk/bwq/pr…

Hats off to the Cam Valley Forum for campaigning to get this monitored!

in reply to Zoë O'Connell

Suspect it might make the papers, if only because it's hot and the picture editors will love photos of undergraduates punting.

They'll just happen to be ligher-skinned, probably blonde but definitely predominantly women of course...



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I see the current lot in power can't even get reimplementing section 28 right without effing it up. They're de-facto section 28ing the straights too.

No discussion of sexual assaults and consent until MINIMUM age 9. (Some kids will be 10)

No discussion of actual sex or the negative effects of porn until MINIMUM age 13. (Some kids will be 14)

Have they actually ever met a teenager? Do they think nobody experiences sexual harassment or assault before they're 10?

in reply to Zoë O'Connell

Tory policy soundbites are designed to motivate Tory voters in the coming election.

Tory voters (and brexiters) tend to be older and poorly eduated: the average Tory party member is over 60.

So no, they mostly don't know any current generation kids/teenagers, don't understand the cultural changes of the past 30-50 years, and they resent the young and educated.

So this policy is working precisely as intended (not to fix anything, just to energize Alf Garnett and make him vote).

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@cstross
Which explains why so many of their policy announcements are best understood only as announcements, with some kind of follow-up and implementation to be expected only if someone stands to take a nice cut out of it.
in reply to Charlie Stross

@cstross I It's not just about age and education.

I'm 67, and got a good state education in a rural and conservative area. I was a fairly narrow-minded teenager as were my friends and probably would have remained so had I not left the area, travelled widely, and ended up in suburban London.

Those left in the country are still conservative and narrow-minded; easily disturbed by social trends, by immigration that has zero effect on them; and oh yes - "anti-woke".

Location matters.

in reply to Charlie Stross

@cstross Unfortunately, I think in cases like this, “Next election” often means the Tory leadership election in 2025 and the policies are pitched accordingly. Sunak has to go along with it or the right wing of his already rather right wing party will try to oust him.
in reply to Zoë O'Connell

@cstross #Sunak is toast, no matter what’s coming. Many of my school friends never left Galloway- the epitome of rural living- and have closed minds about so many things. Change is scary for those who have never forced themselves to experience it. #tacticalvoting
in reply to Zoë O'Connell

perhaps what you get with legislation by folks who went to single sex private schools eh


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JUDGMENTS IN THE NEWS
Northern Ireland Human Rights Commission, Re Application for Judicial Review
[2024] NIKB 35
bailii.org/nie/cases/NIHC/KB/2…

(Re Declaration of Incompatibility - Illegal Migration Act 2023 - Art. 2 Ireland/Northern Ireland Protocol (Windsor Framework) - s.7A EU (Withdrawal) Act 2018 - Sections of IMA Disapplied in Northern Ireland)

#law #NorthernIrelandLaw
#ImmigrationLaw #asylum

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Amazon S3 will no longer charge for several HTTP error codes 👉 This deployment is starting today and we will post another update in a few weeks when it is completed aws.amazon.com/about-aws/whats… #AWS #Storage #FinOps

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@ajlanes in case you want even more heart disease by proxy, i once went to a place in northern sweden that had a pizza bolognese which included the spaghetti.
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Trust the Swedes to out-Scotland the Scottish. What a triumph of food-nightmare engineering 🤭


Today's new word is "zemiotics" which is apparently the study of social harm and loss, though this is unknown to the Oxford English Dictionary.

supervisorconnect.med.monash.e…


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Me, in southern Portugal: you seen that Spain and Morocco are contemplating a rail tunnel?

@Zoë O'Connell, also in southern Portugal: But they won’t build a rail line to here? WHY EVEN IS SPAIN?

Me: That would be HARD, Zoe. They’d have to build a rail line over at least THREE KILOMETRES of line across land nobody lives on and construct a bridge of about TWO HUNDRED METRES.

So difficult.

timeout.com/news/there-could-b…

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Spanish railways were originally built to six (Castilian) feet. Portuguese ones to five (Portuguese) feet. These are, however, only 8mm different - Portugal being 1664mm, Spain 1672mm.

When the two networks joined up (1880s), they agreed a compromise "Iberian" gauge of 1668mm, and gradually all track was switch to that, which was officially completed in 1955.

So yeah, they already fixed *that* problem 70 years go.



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Possible UK aurora tonight!


There is a decent chance of seeing the #aurora tonight, over a huge chunk of Northern Europe (perhaps as far south as Switzerland) - space.com/solar-storm-coronal-… - the sun is having a major geomagnetic event. #space #science


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The 3D printed arcade cabinet's been completed & it does look beautiful with it's resin coating

#computerSpace #arcade #rmc #arcadeArchive #retroGaming #3dPrinting

shop.heber.co.uk/blog/computer…

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whenever Vanuatu is mentioned I always think of IHP and feel grateful to the nation of Vanuatu for helping me through the first months of my transition while the gatekeepers were keeping gate



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If you get a machine with one of the new m4 apple processors do NOT type “dnl” or you will break the cpu.

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@RevK :verified_r: @Christopher Biggs It's a bad joke. In the preprocessor language M4, DNL is "discard until newline", i.e. a comment.
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@revk there is a venerable and primitive programming language called m4 which is (many would say alas) still in use. One of its weird quirks is that it uses “dnl” as its comment syntax “delete through new line”.
@RevK





Watching a bit of the snooker final. I had forgotten just how infuriating a commentator John Virgo is.
in reply to Alexandra Lanes

I was so glad they switched away from him after the interval!

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Relationship counsellor here. Part of my process is to ask each half of the couple (separately) which song best reminds them of their partner - to date, no-one has topped Size Of A Cow as the answer that gave me the most difficulty in keeping a straight face.

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#ukpol #transphobia Why does anyone still think the Guardian is a progressive newspaper? Their latest fun is an “exposé” of being able to buy HRT on the internet.

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@psn @cks We struggle to deprecate things that were heavily used in 2006. 😀

We only just got rid of sendmail.


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Useful into for UK trans feminine people

Pharmacies in Portugal (verified) and Spain (unverified) will often sell oestrogen HRT over the counter to tourists without a prescription. If you watch Ryanair prices, you could day trip there for £50 or less.

This will likely be cheaper and potentially safer than using an internet pharmacy.

2mg estradiol is readily available in pill form.

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@StuffByBez @jen To my understanding this is mostly if you use overly high doses, which is sadly kinda common because medical professionals are idiots and often don’t take into account that E is an anti-androgen and prescribe full 50mg pills.

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IMPORTANT - PLEASE SHARE

The linked document is being circulated amongst NHS service providers for young trans people. It advises cessation of ALL medical intervention for transition but goes further. It suggests that if the patient or parents continue to access trans healthcare outside their system, they should be reported to social services with the implicit threat that the children will be taken from their parents.

IF YOU ARE A YOUNG TRANS PERSON OR A PARENT OF ONE, IT IS LIKELY UNSAFE TO ENGAGE WITH NHS MENTAL HEALTH SERVICES.

docs.google.com/document/d/1JS…

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@Ghost of Hope @Rachel Greenham @Charlie Stross @C++ Guy I’m one of the lucky ones who got in under the Article 50 wire. That route has closed now though.
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@grayface_ghost @StrangeNoises @cstross You're giving the British public more credit than they deserve,don't forget these are the people that gave the albino orang utan and 80 odd seat majority to do with as he wished to which he started wrecking the country. Mags happened on both sides of the Atlantic ocean we've gotta make sure it doesn't happen on this side again.

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@sesquipedality I did vote for a police commissioner this time, though often I spoil the ballot. I've been less worried since it became clear they do nothing at all. But I should get back into the habit of spoiling.

I probably shouldn't have been told this, so I won't name names, but I've heard some hilarious Police Commissioner spoils from counters, from people venting about the police and their conduct to votes for Inspectors Morse, Frost, and Clouseau: it's a bit of an art-form, apparently, particularly for that particular post.

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@chiffchaff @sesquipedality I did consider, as there are four candidates here, labelling the boxes A C A B



Since apparently some of my friends are unaware, these are the things that are bothering me and other UK trans people:
theguardian.com/society/2024/a… - the UK government’s latest transphobic shit. 1/3

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#ukpol #transphobia thetimes.co.uk/article/rosie-d… - the leader of the opposition agreeing with the government’s plans and backing his leading transphobic backbencher 2/3

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#ukpol #transphobia rcgp.org.uk/representing-you/p… - GPs’ representative body calling for end to shared care with the private sector, and restricting their role in other aspects of trans healthcare. 3/3

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TERF bullshit, but it’s funny, in a pathetic way

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Hearing some news on the grapevine that pubic lice would stop sucking blood if only their victims weren’t so mean to them.

Also, coincidentally, transphobes are very new to the whole, “taking responsibility for your own actions” thing.

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@Alisdair Calder McGregor honestly, I certainly am. Vagina tight as fuck, but mostly because I never use it.
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@Alisdair Calder McGregor aaaaasanyway, must dash. Got a subtropical sunset to watch over my citrus trees, safe in the knowledge that I have no pubic lice.


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Bottom line, anyone who protested as a student knows you simply don't have the education and sophistication to really understand the complexities of the Middle East.

In contrast, I look forward to the predominantly male Supreme Court ruling on women's bodies.

#Satire

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So I've got a VCR that I can control over serial. If I got a second one, I could stick tapes into them and cross-wire them so that each plays into the other.
I could then set up a program to record from tape 1 onto tape 2, then back from tape 2 to tape 1.
Attach a capture device and I can get video files of each generation.

Then we just watch the generational loss compound.

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in reply to Foone🏳️‍⚧️

OK, sure. But the important question is, what are you going to use for generation 0?

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As you likely know, Brexit import checks start in earnest on Tuesday... but at facilities which are (mostly) inland; in the case of Dover 22 miles inland....

Now, of course most shippers can be trusted to drive those 22 miles for a check, and then either 'enter' the UK or drive 22 miles back with their refused shipment....

Hmmmm.... so that 44 miles of driving when, for the less scrupulous, a little bit of clandestine unloading could take place... this is a system built to be circumvented!

in reply to Emeritus Prof Christopher May

I understood that most of the testing locations are at the ports.
The exception, and it's a major one, is Sevington, which is 22 miles inland from Dover, our busiest port.
FWIW it wouldn't need a roundtrip, as Sevington is near Ashford, Kent, just off the M20.
I suppose they could use ANR to track the lorries going to Sevington, and pick up any doing illicit diversions, but I don't think they are.
But as it is, no one, apart from our Govt, thinks this is a good idea.

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NEW

The placard of Trudi Warner

Why the government sought to criminalise someone for stating a feature of constitutional law—and how it failed

By me, at Prospect

prospectmagazine.co.uk/ideas/l…

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Great article. I remember jury equity from my undergraduate law degree thirty years ago. I did not go on to practice and haven't thought about it since - I didn't know it was controversial and might have assumed it was part of jury swearing-in. The case will surely stand as a monument to a delusional Solicitor General who thought they might achieve anything other than being slapped down by a gleeful judge?
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The Trudi Warner #contempt case brings to mind a significant so-called 'perverse' verdict from 1991.

Michael #Randle and Patrick #Pottle were charged with helping a spy escape from prison in 1963.

The judge told the jury the defendants had no defence. The jury knew they were guilty - the pair admitted it in a book - and yet the jury unanimously found them not guilty.

More in this short thread:
mastodon.green/@robf/112310283…



My language learning web page (linguno.com) has gone all political today on this 50th anniversary of the Carnation Revolution in Portugal. This means I know how to say "I will abolish the death penalty".
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@Sarah Brown @kæt Having now heard it in Capitães de Abril, yes, yes it is
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@goatsarah I remember watching a replay of that contest, I don't remember it (but then again, I don't remember any except Waterloo).

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@sundogplanets ob rathergood.com/2015/09/10/my-b…