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I've recently been doing some cognitive behavioural therapy care of the NHS, with a particular emphasis on activation (getting up and doing things) and self esteem. The last session is this coming Thursday. I think it's been net beneficial, in the sense that it's given me space to talk about things and think about things, and acquire a few more tools to manage my mind.

And the past week or so working for Hughes Hall to understand their Linux and database systems has been a big boost; it's clear that I'm actually pretty damn good at doing this kind of stuff and people seem impressed as if I'm working some kind of deep magic.
And yet somehow when I'm sitting here alone it all feels like some kind of illusion in the face of that sense of stuckness and uselessness and yearning. Which I know is lies. I can effect change, I am capaable, I am cared about.

Could all be hormones. My tits are aching with another growth spurt.


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Film directors learn about the existence of colours other than blue and orange challenge 2024.

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in reply to Sarah Brown

not your point, but the colour and lighting design of Rogue One was *perfect*

Starts dull blue gray, and lightens throughout and ends full saturated bright colour...



POGGs!

Peace Order and Good Governance? Or little plastic things you got in crisps in the 80s?


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The trailer for the new Avatar: The Last Airbender show looks decent, but even if the show turns out to be a faithful recreation of the original I'm not sure what for? The original is already perfect. It's still there. Why does it have to be recreated again?

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in reply to Eugen Rochko

as many have already said, it’s a great way to bring the material to a new audience.

I also think people put the original show too much on a pedestal. The show being animated is not the only reason people might not be watching the original. Compared to β€œadult” animated shows like Arcane and Castlevania, Avatar is quite cartoonish.
I’ve recently finished season 2 which I really loved, but season 1 could’ve done without much of the slapstick humor aimed at kids IMHO


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Only smaller babies can be delivered by a stork.

The big ones require a crane.

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#PunDayBwee #Silly #Cute #Funny #Jokes #Puns #DadJokes #MomJokes #Humor

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Re: Stork/Crane pun

Can we just all sit back and appreciate just how good this joke is? It plays on folklore that many English-speakers know about, it references two similar wading birds, and there's a double-entendre about cranes (one being a bird and the other being machinery). This may be my favorite yet!



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Outrage Season

We have finally got the nomination statistics for the 2023 Hugos, and understandably there is a great deal of concern being express. Some very strange things have gone on. Believe me, I'm not happy either. Fairly inevitably there are plenty of people who know little about how WSFS works who assume that there must be some overriding authority who could, and should, have prevented Chengdu from doing what they have done.

cheryl-morgan.com/?p=29370

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in reply to Cheryl Morgan

maybe it’s time that there is. Certainly, they should be required to adhere to the transparency and open meeting discussions that kept the Hugos from being politically derailed previously.
in reply to Cheryl Morgan

I seem to recall certain people noting that this was a possible outcome of holding Worldcon in China, and being told it wouldn't matter because... reasons?

The more I look at the stats, the less I understand how they got the results.

I just don't know what to say. It's depressing to see it. Another blow to the reputation of the Hugo awards.


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Can anyone who knows about the Hugo Awards/WSFS Constitution explain under which section of the latter R F Kuang’s Babel was deemed ineligible as a Best Novel nominee? (thehugoawards.org/wp-content/u… , p 20)
in reply to Graham Sleight

my reading of the Constitution agrees with yours. Nevertheless, a decision was taken. I understand that Chengdu had their reasons, but I can’t speak for them.


in reply to Alexandra Lanes

Mind you, it would be nice if the UK could be reformed so that it wasn't possible for one party to totally collapse things...



in reply to Alexandra Lanes

They're the things which co-opted you, whether you wanted them or not. It's difficult to leave them at all, but the train is a good place to try.

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Yesterday our remote sensing team did 3 ortho surveys over the eruption area, the latest acquisition at 16:15 UTC. The team is a cross agency effort combined with people and equipment from Icelandic Institute of Natural History, National Land Survey and the Institute of Earth Sciences at the University of Iceland. These have now been made publicly available as an #opendata tile service and can be explored here for example: umbrotasja.gis.is/mapview/?app…

#gischat #GrindavΓ­k #eruption #iceland

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The insane giggling noise is me summarising a 130 page proposed EU Regulation in 100 words.

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Why the hovercraft's time might have finally arrived bbc.com/future/article/2024011…

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in reply to Charlie Stross

Are they relatively resilient to the kind of wear such wreckage at low depths might cause?
in reply to LisPi

@lispi314 @harry_wood Yes, because they don't move through water, they fly *over* it. (The really big ones, like the SRN.4 or the Russian Zubr-class, fly about 3 metres above the surface.)

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"these were not exceptional individuals – they were individuals doing what they (wrongly) believed to be their job or performing what they (wrongly) believed to be their function or protecting what they (wrongly) saw to be legitimate interests."

Excellent blog post from @davidallengreen on the failures of the UK legal system and the professional classes that allowed the #Horizon scandal to flourish.

davidallengreen.com/2024/01/ho…

#PostOfficeScandal

in reply to Adrian McEwen

@Adrian McEwen @d a t green Apart from the issues in DAG’s blog, the issue that stands out for me is the cost of legal action to get justice and redress. More legal aid, some sort of restriction on costs that can be awarded to the side with the bigger pockets; I don’t know what the answer is but there’s a real equality of arms problem that’s preventing access to justice.


Oof. β€œWe find it hard to see why the defendant's legal liability should turn on the court's impression of whether or not the facts of the case fit the dramatic pattern of a Greek tragedy.” I do love a good judicial putdown. (From Paul & Anor v Royal Wolverhampton NHS Trust [2024] UKSC 1 bailii.org/uk/cases/UKSC/2024/… )
in reply to Alexandra Lanes

Except, in the salient aspect, that the events described *don't* really follow at least the strictest, Aristotelian criteria for Greek tragedy, where the tragedy takes place in a single place on a single day.

The original Cocklecarrot mentioned "Sophoclean" (great word). Now, dragged up in a Secondary Modern, I'm not an expert on such things, but Oedipus Rex and Antigone follow the unities, iirr?

So it was a weirdly specific (-ly wrong) analogy to use to extend a single event to 36 hours and the length of the M1.

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TIL that the works of J.R.R. Tolkien passed into the public domain in NZ this year (life plus 50 years)… but also won’t for another 20 years in much of Europe, and 40 years in the USA…

#law & #copyright peeps: What on 🌏 does it mean if someone writes a derivative work here in NZ and then tries to republish it overseas? Or if it is published here and then imported to a different country via the internet or otherwise?

Please retoot so this post finds a person who can answer it!

(Edit: Not πŸ‡¨πŸ‡¦)

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After the point UK law diverged from EU law, EU regulations became UK law that could be modified. So now, if I’m talking about Regulation (EU) 2016/679 (aka β€œthe GDPR”) I need to clarify that I’m talking about the UK’s fork of the codebase. Can I find a standard way of doing this? Can I bobbins. If legislation was in git I’d just cite the commit ID and annoy everyone.
in reply to Martin Campbell

@Martin Campbell The version on legislation.gov.uk similarly: legislation.gov.uk/eur/2016/67…

…but how one is supposed to write that in the OU’s preferred citation style for legal authorities, I do not know.


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"Whoever wrote this code clearly has no understanding of elementary mathematics or the most basic rules of programming."

Savage, but justified.

Page 17-18,
postofficehorizoninquiry.org.u…

#PostOfficeScandal #HorizonScandal

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David Hembrow
@maas There exist manuals which suggest such tripe? Can we arrange a book burning for them? @philpem
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@hembrow @maas I'm normally not a fan of book burning but in this case I might make an exception. I think I'd prefer stickers with better code replacing the bad code. A bit like covering a racist sticker with a pride sticker at the local bus shelter.

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I'm worried by this story: theguardian.com/uk-news/2024/j…

Yes, Fujitsu must shoulder some blame for the faulty technology, and possibly more for being in denial. But Fujitsu did not choose to pursue the users for the "missing" money and prosecute them. There is a considerable human side to this story. We must not let the Post Office offload all the financial responsibility onto Fujitsu.

"We only acted like complete bastards because their software fucked up." won't cut it.

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racism, including discussion of racist language

@guigsy @ajlanes Racism and classism.

bbc.co.uk/news/uk-67929650

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racism, including discussion of racist language
@agvbergin @guigsy @ajlanes Amazing chutzpah to describe something from 2008-2011 as being a "historic document", like it was written by Pepys or something.


Friendica bluesky integration: so seamless I’m surprised to find I’ve replied to something there.

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Bookseller email received: 10:00 am.
Item ordered: 10:05am

A map of showing the path of a 1764 eclipse across Europe, printed in two passes, with the map in sepia and the shadow line in black.

A great acquisition in and of itself, but what's really special is that the map was designed by a woman, engraved by a woman, and printed by a woman. And not two weeks ago we were brainstorming ideas for a future exhibition on women in science, so it couldn't be more perfect.

#newacq #NewAcquisition

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Fallopian fact: although medical illustrations often depict the ovarian tubes as attached to the ovaries, they're not. And if you only have one tube, it can pick up eggs from either ovary, a bit like (but not at all like) one of those grabby claw games.

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Science has known that the tubes move around inside the body for a long time. Here's a 1924 video of a rabbit's tubes in motion (please note, this video contains footage of an animal's internal organs) wellcomecollection.org/works/f…

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Finally got around to looking at #PEH578L's petrol gauge. Multimeter showed that the fault was at the sender, which is a simple float on an arm operating a variable resistor.

Opened it up and was slightly surprised to discover a wire-wound rheostat. Also that three of the turns are broken which would explain why it doesn't work. So unless I feel like re-winding it, I probably need a new one.

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@ajlanes The tank is basically a cuboid, so I don't think that's what it's for.

It might be compensating for the fact that the float is on a pivoting arm, so the rate of rotation changes with depth.

But now that I look at it, I think the variance may be the wrong way around for that, so maybe it's compensating for non-linearity in the dashboard gauge instead.

Maybe I should do some experiments...

in reply to Ben Harris

@ajlanes If I was designing this, I'd fill it up by 10%'s and draw a graph and not worry about which part was causing it! πŸ˜„ That doesn't stop someone downstream being interested in its origin, of course!

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You know what would be nice?

An "open firmware" project, where people produce and share FOSS firmware for common household devices, replacing the manufacturer's firmware with a decrapified version.

A smart TV? Reflash it with FOSS firmware, which removes tracking, calls to the manufacturer's servers, and any Internet-connected services that you don't want?

A printer? It's now yours. No ink subscription, or need for an app to print remotely.

And so on.

A man can dream, eh.

in reply to Neil Brown

this would be great indeed. Maybe it could work in some future if adhering to standars and openness would thus become more of a competitive advantage for manufacturers.
in reply to Neil Brown

Probably the closest we have to this are a handful or open router projects and some of the 3rd party Android and Linux phone Distros targeting common smartphone models. Love to see this for televisions, especially as so many of them are no shipping incredibly user hostile features like voice recording, viewing habit profiling. Televisions have in effect become just another bug, watching you watch it.


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Last year I invented a tradition of seeing in the new year on the (WGS-84) zero meridian. This year I actually made it out there in time.

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Appreciate the battery being close to zero, that's commitment to the bit


I am proud never to have hooted a nanny. mastodon.world/@CountBinface/1…


🚨BREAKING: I am pleased to be offering my free Count Binface vaccine against Jools Holland’s Hootenanny. A single jab will suffice. #Mutenanny

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🚨BREAKING: I am pleased to be offering my free Count Binface vaccine against Jools Holland’s Hootenanny. A single jab will suffice. #Mutenanny

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Officially no longer a Canonical employee now, after a month of using up accrued leave. It's a bit of a weird feeling!

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in reply to Colin Watson

I am sure your new tasks are much more fun and Canonical will be forgotten soon πŸ˜€

in reply to Ed Chivers

@edchivers @FredKiesche I'm just now visualizing the self-propelled version installed in the rectum of a hippopotamus, using mating Placobdelloides jaegerskioeldi. (If there's a storm coming the hippo gets angry, points into the direction the storm is coming from, and spins its tail as it projectile-shits.)
in reply to Charlie Stross

@cstross @FredKiesche I had not heard of that species before. The things you learn on the internet... every day is a horrible, horrible school day!


Brexit condemned a generation of public law students and practitioners to spend their days swimming through legislative porridge.

in reply to Sarah Brown

@antranigv Hehe. Like gallons, gah.

SI is superior in every possible way. It hurts to hear people argue for anything else at this point:(




Is it bad to refer to pre transition videos of a trans man as β€œbloke in a dress”?
in reply to Alexandra Lanes

Well, I know that as a cis guy I probably don't really get a vote here - but as we both know how much it will wind up the soi-disant Stoic Defenders of Something-Or-Other, I say: go for it.


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So you're out #sailing in a new area and your electrics fail. No bother, just go back to using a paper chart for navigation (if you ever stopped: I didn't).

The only problem is that the United Kingdom Hydrographic Office is withdrawing its portfolio of Admiralty Standard Nautical Charts and Thematic Charts.

Thank Bob we still have Imray ... for now.

I'm also wondering what small or traditional boat sailors without electronics are meant to do.

rya.org.uk/blog/the-rise-of-en…

in reply to Paul Oldham 🏴󠁧󠁒󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 πŸ’› πŸ‡ΊπŸ‡¦ πŸ‡΅πŸ‡Έ

I don't understand. The work of updating the charts remains necessary and relevant, so they'll still have to keep the actual data up to date. Doing as Ordnance Survey have done and providing a print-on-demand service for paper charts is surely much easier and more profitable than the work required to safely move everyone to digital-only?
in reply to Paul Oldham 🏴󠁧󠁒󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 πŸ’› πŸ‡ΊπŸ‡¦ πŸ‡΅πŸ‡Έ

The US is well along the same path, and the answer for us is "online viewer for the chart database can generate custom PDFs for printing, and here's a world-wide vendors certified to print bigger (A2-equivalent) ones for you that meet carry requirements." Including Stanfords in the UK so I'd imagine a similar partnership would be easy to reach.
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