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Wifi 6 (892.12ax) is interesting because it seems, the more of its useful features you turn on, the more 2.4GHz-only WiFi 4 (892.11n) cheap shit just breaks.

So I’m maintaining a separate 802.11n SSID on the same gear just for said cheap shit.

Cheap shit that breaks on WiFi 6 seems to include:

Princess dehumidifier (cloud only, but it seems they all are, so they’ll likely eventually brick it)

Daikin AC units (local control without cloud, thank fuck)

Legrand Netatmo zigbee hub (again local control, thankfully, but dear god its WiFi support is flakey and power cycling if involves using the fuse box)

iRobot Roomba i3

Seriously, this shit all has the cheapest nastiest buggy cheap junk WiFi implementation and they should be ashamed.

Also, I wish the EU would get round to banning cloud-only appliances. You just know they’re gonna turn the cloud services off years before the useful end of the device, basically bricking it. Local API or GTFO.

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@4somecurious Yeah. I use cheap TP-Link cameras at home, but have to rely on a firewall rule in my OpenWRT router to stop thew bloody things phoning home with pictures of my tits.
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@4somecurious They get a few minutes in the middle of the night each day to synchronise their clocks, and that's it.


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👏 If we ever adopt a written constitution, this should be the opening paragraph.


Once upon a time the Internet would tell you what to press to make your dishwasher drain.

Now it wants to show you a video, about replacing your drain hose, by visiting their affiliate link, to remove the blockage.

It’s not blocked. I just want to know how to make it drain.

I gave up and just ran it on the shortest cycle on the basis that it will drain at the end.

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random plug for Kagi which has somewhat restored my belief in search engines
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I want dials levers and switches that go thunk, with raised or deeply etched legends that aren't just screen printed, and more metal everywhere.

I don't need 5 different very slightly different dishwasher settings, we all know I'm just gonna hit the "regular" one every time any



Amidst the performative cries of “Israel has the right to defend itself”, it seems to be heresy to acknowledge the humanity of the few million people who get to live, in perpetuity, as Israel’s ritual punching bag, and are expected to do nothing in response, nothing in prevention, and accept the blame for others doing literally anything.

And even saying this will just result in tedious wankers going, “oh, you support terrorism then?”

The way the Palestinian people are treated is some serious Omelas shit.

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@Sarah Brown The main thing I remember from visiting Gaza was how full it was, and how closed in it felt. Border fences on three sides, sea on the fourth (but restricted). Even in the heady days of 1994 just post Oslo it felt like a cage. Sometimes the electricity would go off. You had to queue in the heat to get in or out, divided families shouted news to each other across the barbed wire fence. That was probably the high point of freedom. The thirty years since have raised a generation whose hopes for the future keep getting blown up and locked down at the jailers’ whim.



Yet another lightning connector dies from
Electrolysis. Been cold plugging this one; it’s a lightning to USB C adaptor, and I’m working on the basis that cold plugging will extend the life.

But it still has a life expectancy of only a few months. My phone charges inductively but the iPad needs this fucking cursed connector.

I hate it with a passion. Useless piece of shit that doesn’t do the goddam thing it’s fucking supposed to.

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@Breadbin @Rachel Lawson I can’t find any consistent link to climate.

No other connector does this to me. It’s just lightning cables that provide power, and only lightning. USB C doesn’t do it. The old iPod dock cables didn’t do it. It’s just lightning, and they will always do it.

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@rachel_norfolk Damn, that’s such a shame:(

Also odd that the iPad doesn’t have wireless charging. Hmm.



Captured this at sunset at Faro Beach and the Ria Formosa last night with my XE-4 and its new telephoto lens.

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Looking like Friendica 2023.09 is close to release. Excited to have bidirectional Bluesky support soon!


23 and me is setup to use FaceID on my phone. Honestly, that now feels a bit redundant.


Human bodies:

Ethanol: wheeeeee!
Ethandiol: I … die

Propanol: wheeeeee!
Propantriol: Yeah, whatever

Fickle.

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Apparently, 1,2-propanediol is one of the main carriers in vapes. Though I'm not sure vape manufacturers care enough about their customers for that to put it in one class or the other.


Uk Pol, not safe for … anything

Apparently Farage and Patel sang karaoke at the Tory conference.

Can’t get the image of them doing a duet of “Endless Love” out of my mind.

I BLOODY WARNED YOU IN THE ABSTRACT.



Just had some random pop up on Reddit, necroposting to reply to something I posted in 2022 saying, “you will never be a woman”

And, ok, whatever, but I replied asking if they’re able to explain what it is that doing this is doing for them.

And I hope they reply because I’m actually fascinated.

I get that they’re trying to offend me, but on the one hand, poor target selection because I’m years past that, and on the other, why not something contemporary? I mean, if they’re picking year old posts to reply to, their target might never even see it.

I guess I just don’t understand why they spent their time doing this in this way.

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Who cares enough to reply to post from a year ago? That's crazy. I'd do this to someone if I wanted to get back at them, but just a little. A tiny peck.


I shouldn’t watch 16th century period dramas. It just makes me sad that the wrong side won the Wars of the Roses and begat a dynasty of ghastly homocidal despots.

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People think coeliac disease, or even non coeliac gluten intolerance, is like lactose intolerance: painful and annoying but ultimately a “choice”.

It isn’t. If you are sensitised to it in that way, gluten will make your immune system attack your own body. It’s not nice stuff.

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but the amount of people with such diagnose doesn't match the amount of gluten free produce sold by an order of magnitude, right? I think the joke is targeting the gluten free shopper that also has saitan in their basket. (Really happened, I was there trying to keep it together 🤣).
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@iwein 🏴‍☠️🏳️‍🌈🇺🇦🇪🇺 I have non coeliac gluten sensitivity (if I eat it, I get rheumatoid arthritis), and my partner has coeliac disease. The prevalence of what we call, “Los Angeles Gluten Free” types is something we regard as a bit of a mixed blessing. On the one hand, it creates a market for gluten free food because 90% of most supermarkets are simply off limits to us.

But on the other, it creates establishments which claim to sell/serve “gluten free food” which is nothing of the kind.

The worst offenders store their gluten “free” and wheat products on the same shelf and use the same utensils to handle them!

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Yep, I know quite a few people with similar problems. Treating someone else's essential health precautions as lifestyle/preference is way too common.
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@iwein 🏴‍☠️🏳️‍🌈🇺🇦🇪🇺 I would, however, note that it’s perfectly normal to buy gluten free and gluten containing produce in the same shop. Our household has a gluten free kitchen, but for the one member of it who does eat gluten, who has her own grill, we also buy gluten containing food.

Households contain more than one person, quite often.

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Wasn’t aware of exactly how bad it can get, but anyone talking about medical issues as a “choice” can fuck right off.

Also auto immune is really scary shit:( Few things can unravel your life and turn it into a living hell as your immune system turning on you.

in reply to Gen X-Wing

@Breadbin The thing with coeliac is that the autoimmune target is your gut lining.

So you die slowly of malnutrition.

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Fucking auto immune, it’s the worst:( We need so much more research around it.
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@breadbin The human immune system is really a kludgey, suboptimal ramshackle collection of stuff that *mostly* works ok, but often goes terribly awry.
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@Becky is not a bear Coeliac disease tends to cause cancer from chronic malnutrition.


“HS2 on existing track” is not a thing. The whole point of it is to move long distance trains off existing track so more local trains can run.

With this half arsery, the Tories get the worst of both worlds: they spend most of the money and get pretty much none of the benefit.

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@ajlanes The four track also stops at Northallerton going North from York, a heavily used route but there were plans to add a third line and platform as a short loop for stopping trains there. But trains towards Teesside have to cross both main lines


I have come to the sad conclusion that when you see a lovely healthy verdant garden, the way the owner has achieved it is almost certainly, “neonicotinoids”.
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@Cyberspice closed ecosystem. Predators won’t stay put, so without pesticide I lose everything to them.


!Piracy: ꜱᴀɪʟ ᴛʜᴇ ʜɪɢʜ ꜱᴇᴀꜱ AppleTV hardware now supports Tailscale, with exit nodes.

I am astonished that Apple allowed this blatant circumvention of region coding, but they did.

Get it while it’s hot, I guess.

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ah ok, because the way you phrased that looked like it slipped apple approval process as this kind or stuff is not permitted


Há uma podcast que se chama “prova oral”, em português. O nível é difícil param mim, mas tenho ouvido no carro.

No episódio mais recente, houve uma conversa com uma psicóloga, e ela estava a falar sobre relacionamentos tóxicos e, também, sobre narcisistas.

E foi realmente, realmente interessante. Eu não entendi tudo, mas os partes que eu entendi, eu senti-os no meu coração.

Parece-me uma boa maneira para aprender uma língua.

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tfw te entiendo perfectamente aunque no sé portugués jaja


You, a TERF sitting there in your underwear with uncleaned teeth trying to convince the five Nazis left on Twitter that trans women are really men.

Me, a trans woman, spending her day SUP surfing at the beach followed by great food and sangria with family at a nice restaurant.

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On the occasion of my fiftieth birthday, I tried sup surfing.

Let it be known that I have neither concussion nor a broken metacarpal.

But I am still grateful for voltaren.

Also, you absolutely cannot take the Atlantic in a fight.

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Dear god, I just hit 50.

How the hell did that happen?



Just watched the “Death of Stalin” episode of The Spanish Princess.

Whoever wrote this clearly has OPINIONS about Margaret Beaufort.

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That aside, it does a very good job of portraying the Tudors’ weird murder fetish.


Just rewatched episode “Q Who” of TNG (the one where they encounter the Borg for the first time), and I feel like Guinan really should have been far more shit scared than she was.

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@Sarah Brown Going to have to rewatch that - they really introduced such a significant part of TNG-era lore in a Q episode?
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@Alexandra Lanes Yeah. Q is like, "you have no idea what's out there" and Picard is like, "show me", and Guinan is like, "this place is not safe, turn round and leave", and Picard is like, "lol whatevs"




Watching The Spanish Princess on HBO Max.

Dunno how accurate their portrayal of Margaret Beaufort is, but they’re portraying her as exactly the sort of woman who would wield power in the court of a Tudor monarch and yet still die of old age.

And if she was anything like that, then she’d have been beyond terrifying IRL, and an utter inspiration.

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That's consistent with her portrayal in The Red Queen, by Philippa Gregory.


I’m enjoying the batshittery that is Carrot Weather on maximum profanity and irreverence, in my own voice.
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hahaha I love carrot weather, I recommend it one of my friends and they came back to a couple of hours later and said “this app is insane” fantastic forecasts and personally


Michael O’Leary is the businessman that Elon Musk wishes he was.


Rewatched Star Trek First Contact, of which I have fond memories, recently.

It's aged VERY badly.

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@alastair87 @sarahdal they definitely set it up for one. Hopefully paramount will pick it up.


I’d like to wish all the mealybugs on my balcony a very happy acetamiprid.

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I didn’t want to use pesticide, you little sap sucking extinction level bastards. LOOK WHAT YOU MADE ME DO.

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I can use it on my lemon tree as well, even though it has lemons on it. Half life of acetamiprid in fruit is 4 days (I checked), and it won’t be ripe until December.


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@Alexandra Lanes Can't set it as Siri's voice (yet?)

But a generative AI with my dead mum's voice? Maybe.

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@Sarah Brown If you could set that as Siri’s voice you might feel bad about shouting at her when she’s a stupid robot.


Just seen the new iPhone in the flesh. Not planning to get one, but the 15 pro is very sexy
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The one thing actually bad is the battery. The rest is perfectly fine. Not doing anything that requires a faster phone or a fancier camera (sad to hear about the shit image enhancing stupidity they added that seems to make everything look fake).


HomePod: "And did those feet, in ancient times, walk upon England's mountains green?"

Me: "No"

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Apropos of conversation elsewhere, any other Gen X Brits remember CUB monitors?

“Let’s put an electron gun and high frequency electromagnets inside a steel box and then give it to 8 year olds because we hate kids and think electrocuting them is funny!”

It was a different time.

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yes, or school had them, with BBC model Bs. Seeing an RGB monitor after the fuzzy mishmash produced on a colour TV by an RF modulator was a revelation!
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It’s my former political party, the UK Liberal Democrats, conference starting in Bournemouth today.

This likely means the usual TERF suspects are planning to engage in stupid bullshit. Usually this takes the form of trying to submit wrecking amendments to any motion aimed at improving women’s position in society.

For some reason, the uk media insists on referring to these people as “feminists”.

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much empathy from the Greens where we have the same damn problem every year. It’s so tiring and I wish we could get rid of them like the Scottish Greens did.

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@samsterby i was in the GPEW and left for that reason. unwillingness in the leadership to actually confront this problem. (the election of a leadership whose candidacy was pretty much marked by silence on the issue.)
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@Rachel Greenham @Sam Easterby-Smith That sounds distressingly familiar.

And you let the problem grow, and then it turns round and bites you in the arse.

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the uk is in dire need of a political party that isn’t either working on or seriously considering genociding trans women


I kinda feel like the whole “middle aged women having a sense of humour based massively around filthy innuendo and scatology” is a thing. Am I wrong?

Like, I’m driving yesterday and there’s a bag of liquorice chews in my lap, and I offered one to @Zoe O'Connell and I’m like, “don’t worry, there’s no hole in the bottom”.

Peak fucking hilarity right there.

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05:00?!?!

To whom do I complain about this bullshit? Stupid brain refusing to sleep.



When I left Portugal for the summer I dared to hope I had eradicated my mealybug infestation on the balcony.

But I returned last week to find they had survived in the soil of my Lantana and had already started to spread to the neighbouring lime tree.

Not having it. If left unchecked, they will destroy EVERYTHING.

I sprayed them with a shedload of isopropyl alcohol, followed by double concentration deltamethrin, and then today, some systemic neonicotinoid spray (it’s ok, they aren’t flowering, it won’t hurt bees).

I aso removed ALL foliage from the Lantana, and threw it in the bin.

I am daring to hope t hat will be it, but I’m going to be utterly paranoid over the next 6 months, and at the first sign of ANYTHING, out comes the nuclear pesticide regime again.

They started this. I’m finishing it. At least they can’t fly, so once they’re gone, they’re gone.



Wow! Natalie the Bird is on r/compoface for being cancelled by TEH TRANZ in the Daily Mail.

According to a barely legible black smudge, she was a “would be MP” but the transes cancelled her. Shocking!

Except, and this is slightly inconvenient for her, I have some considerable familiarity with ol’ ms Bird here and the real reason she can’t be an MP is that she is the platonic reference Dunning Kruger effect. This is someone would would fail, by a long way, to meet the abysmally low bar set by Liz Truss and that Tory bloke who thinks women’s blood doesn’t clot when there’s a full moon.

r/compoface is the wrong community for her. R/StoriesAboutKevin, on the other hand, would be perfect.

reddit.com/r/compoface/s/rHn9A…

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Did she turn up for the photoshoot shit-faced? They've had to give her something to hold on to.
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@BoneHouseWasps 🔶 I expect she saw something that startled her. Maybe she thought her reflection in the photographer’s lens was a scary trans Naatalie doppelgänger clone or something.