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Been walking the banks of the Stort with a view to paddling on it. Conclusion: it’s an unfriendly weed-choked ditch.


The barely concealed glee from climate doomers with their crescendo of “look at the graphs! We’re all going to die, and it was totally your fault for putting an aluminium bun case in the black bin that one time” is, I have to be honest, kinda getting me down.

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@Sarah Brown While I agree that it's the governments and industries that are the biggest polluters and have the most power to change things - if they want to. I still think that what many millions of people do or don't do also matters. If nothing else to keep hope up and despair down.
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@Maria Karlsen When I say none of it makes any difference, I'm specifically talking about the effect individual actions have on climate change. To a first approximation, this is zero, and has little scope for it to be any other number.

I agree that we can very definitely make a difference in how people feel, and this is the source of my complaint: the constant stream of "we are all going to die, because we are filthy eco-sinners" articles just make people feel like shit.

It's basically doom and gloom protestantism, but with the climate playing the role of their god.


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!Friendica Support I accidentally removed a thread locally. The thread is ongoing on the original server and I'm quite keen to get it back. Is it possible to do this? If I paste any of the URLs from the posts into the search box, I just get an error page.
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@Steffen K9 🐰 Is there some way I can edit the database to restore it?


Moving into new flat. Tried the hob today for the first time. Smoke started coming out from under it and I could smell burning insulation.

Discussions with the builder will be had tomorrow.

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Alexandra Lanes
Are they actually going to replace it with another resistive hob or do you get to forestall that and get a proper one?

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Looking forward to how insufferable the British will be after the gulf stream collapses, and we're having tropical summers and Arctic winters!

We're obsessed enough with the weather, already. 🙄



So turns out Zuckerberg owns X as a trademark in so far as it relates to social media?

Dear god, if you put this in a novel, people would not believe it.

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To be honest it's such a simple marque it does not surprise me that it's already in use. I would have expected some social media business to have used it by now. Trying to find even complex names that are unique is very challenging.

It's almost like Twitter was actually a valuable brand . . .

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I have a theory that Musk is actually bipolar to some degree, at least prone to mania. He seems to go from simply being a jerk (not a bipolar or autistic trait, just who he is) but not crazy, to doing utterly bizarre things for a period of time, then calm down a bit. Certainly a fascination with a letter and tearing through a business over it without regard to the consequences seems like that. If so, presumably he only manages to do it without intervention because these aren't listed companies, since surely others would get wise to what was happening,



Oh right! Musk is trying to show Thiel that he was right all along for a 20 year old grudge.

FFS. Billionaires grow the fuck up 2023

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@Viking Chieftain Thiel is competent evil. Musk is toddler evil.

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@Viking Chieftain Musk says a lot of stuff, but is basically a clown with a poor attention span.

Competent evil is much scarier.


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@Viking Chieftain it’s alright as long as your sink is next to the loo.


So clean! So modern! So good at business!
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@gz Yeah. I’ve updated the alt text. I suspect that screenshot is actually within the last couple of years, but using an 80s window manager.
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Hi from bsky. You need an invitation to get here. The website link is published through telepathy. We have twelve active users and a nightly circular firing squad. You can’t link to posts anywhere, but you can verify yourself by visiting your favourite domain registrar with your compsci degree.

Today we will be talking about why fediverse is so hard to use and why it will never be popular with its fifteen million users.

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Bluesky is developing a very weird dynamic. In the day it fills up with shitposts and then I got to bed and wake up, and the bodies of the circular firing squad crew are all over the place. It’s like two entirely different social media sites and which you get depends on your time zone.



Extreme right politicians: Immigrants are the reason for everything that’s wrong! Elect us!

European public: Makes sense. We will elect you.

Narrator: Immigrants were not, in fact, the reason.

Tune in for the next episode to see who the next scapegoats are going to be (the answer will shock you!)

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so-called left wing parties: we're uhhhh anti Brussels? we want affordability? hold corporations """accountable""" in some vague undefined way? anyway sorry can't talk about immigration, nationalisation or climate collapse because guess what, greedflation's happening so it's time for more austerity
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OMG allways those remakes of Europe in the 1930s. Everyone knows the (hi)story but repeats the shit anyway


Looks like the work we did with Stonewall was a bust. Reporting here that they now think it’s ok to stop us using toilets.

What an utter travesty.

news.sky.com/story/lower-the-t…

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@Pyroéaon 🏳️‍⚧️ @Essjay (she / her) 🏳️‍🌈 It was Ruth Hunt who made them openly advocate for trans people.

I think it took a very heavy toll on her. I have a great deal of respect for Ruth, and I think her force of will was maybe more important than any of us (her included) realised.

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How is it that people like this look at how right wingers act and treat them and think they’re willing to be compassionate, empathetic or decent human beings? The right thinks queer people have no place in society. Nothing that you do is going to change that. This stance is suicidally stupid.

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Yes @Sarah Brown unless you’re familiar with the geography of Atlanta, you might not associate Fulton County with the state capitol of Georgia.
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it doesn't help that I the States we have multiple places with the same name. I grew up in a place that was one of two named that IN MY OWN STATE.


It is England. It is July. I have turned the heating on.


Muuuum! Billiy is doing discourse on Bluesky again mum! Tellllll himmmmm!


Death Valley has a golf course. This is the most American thing ever.

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@jugglerchris @Cassandra US suburbia is mad. It’s practically designed to make people live so far from each other and anything else that they can only be dependent on cars.
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@Alexandra Lanes @Cassandra @Chris Emerson The suburbia around Phoenix is covered, and I mean covered, in golf courses.

How long has it been since the Colorado reached the sea?



Apparently there are ongoing repercussions from a comparison I made some time ago between TERFs and pubic lice.

My only regret is that TERFs’ metabolisms keep going if you drench them in dimethicone.

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TERF bullshit, long

So the background here is that I referred to TERFs as pests that are particularly recalcitrant, like pubic lice or bedbugs.

And various people liked the post, including some who are members or a UK political party.

And some pubic louse with nothing better to do is complaining about them because they liked my post.

And said pubic louse got told to go piss into the wind by the complaints process.

So instead of taking the hint that everyone hates them and all their bullshit works, they set out to prove me right by just being UTTERLY FUCKING UNABLE TO JUST PISS OFF AND LEAVE PEOPLE IN PEACE.

I’m sure the irony of this situation is lost on them. Silly fucker.

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She must really hate it that I resigned from said party and then emigrated to get away from the likes of her and their bullshit, and as a result there is nothing they can do to get at me other than bother my friends.

I mean, I am annoyed on behalf of my friends, but I also appear to have triple residency now: Portugal, the UK, and rent-free in their heads.



Reddit: we are blocking third party apps

And pissing off our admins

And our content generators

And bombarding them with spam

And taking away the benefits of paid accounts

Has Reddit been taken over by Elon Musk on the quiet, or something?

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the CEO has been vocal about his admiration for Musk. These man-babies love him like he's a rainbow colored T-Rex driving a giant dump truck.



What is the deal with Kettle Chips? They act like they’re a premium brand, but they’re actually very bad crisps with a relentlessly disappointing taste.
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Yes Kettle Chips are vile.
I've given up on crisps generally.

I really like these as an alternative:

trolley.co.uk/product/cofresh-…



Sarah Ditum and Louise Mensch turned up in Bluesky, made one introduction post each, and then there is just page after page after page, full of replies telling them to fuck off.

And it's utterly glorious to behold. Gives me a bit of hope for humanity.

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Does she not have her own social network to be looking after
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@andrewhickeywriter Though I think there is something of a genuine fear their main platform for organising is going away, maybe? (Diddums, etc.)


Oh, this is funky! Reading a book with the multi focal contact lenses in. If I close one eye, the page has blurred and sharp bits in a chessboard type pattern. If I open both, the whole thing is sharp.

Clever brain.

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oh! I kind of assumed you had to look out of the side to see close up or something. You are just saying it’s all magic??
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@Rachel Lawson Yeah. It’s different to glasses where you can look around to change which bit you get. With contacts, they move with your eye, so, looking around makes no difference. You get distance vision in some bits and close vision in others. After a while, the brain sorts this out.

I’m still getting used to it.

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Oh I see, so the lens varies in a pattern over its surface and just relies on binocular vision and your brain to sort it all out? That’s absurdly clever (and suggests these contacts wouldn’t work for me). I think when I first saw you describe this I assumed the chessboard was an artefact of your brain rather than of the lens. (Like the weird kaleidoscope patterns you get when you rub your eyes too hard.)


I mean, Hanlon's Razor is a thing, but someone who was actually setting out to destroy Twitter would likely be behaving indistinguishably from Space Karen right now. Just saying.

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@kianryan
So randos can DM to abuse me, but to reply to a friend's message I have to pay.

I'm glad I'm done there. To Hell with Elon.

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@cykonot @kianryan that’s kinda the point I guess. The business should be expecting to bear the cost of that interaction. The fact Twitter didn’t seek to monetize B2C interactions is part of why they’re where they are right now. They never grew the platform into a true business tool and got bought out by a Aparteid Clyde


According to the optician earlier, I appear to have had a retinal haemorrhage within the last few weeks.

can't have been a bad one, otherwise I'd've noticed!

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that's fantastic. Don't want blind spots while swinging from ropes!


Expect the orca people will be along to explain about how he was a billionaire and deserved it any moment now.

Seriously, I think the main thing determining whether dolphins (including orcas) attack humans is whether they think they can get away with it. Nasty little twats, they are.
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Just been switched to multifocal contact lenses. Game changer!
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@Tobias I had to visit an optician (not sure if that's the right term in English) for mine. That included getting my eyes checked to get the right strength and also to make sure there wasn't any medical condition causing my problems.



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Anyone else constantly have to remove large amounts of dry scabby keratin from their toes? Why do they do that?


Paywall
Seminal "Rapid Onset Gender Dysphoria" crap study, largely determined to be bullshit but often used as justification to abuse trans kids withdrawn on account of how it's nonsense: medscape.com/s/viewarticle/992…
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Paywall
convenient how the headline omits the fact that it's being withdrawn for violating standards of informed consent. Or that those were far from the only criticisms. No, it's all just "backlash."🙄


Shoutout to places which have 1 “free from” sandwich in their entire range, and it’s lactose free vegan salad on gluten free bread because that ticks all the “food intolerance” boxes in one go.

And by “shoutout”, I mean “fuck you”.

You wonder why nobody is buying your dismal sadness cardboard. It’s because gluten intolerant people like chicken as well (for example)

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@Kate Watson regrettably, I’m a supertaster. The intersection of vegan and gluten free food that I can eat would leave me profoundly malnourished.


Looking like Bluesky is basically over. Jack Dorsey will not budge from the ideological position that content moderation is something that can be done as an afterthought with regexps.

It maybe worked well enough to keep the site viable as long as the number of bad actors was tiny. It clearly doesn’t work any more.

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“I tried the fediverse and didn’t follow anyone and it sucked, so I stopped and went back to Twitter again.”

These people would have hated Twitter circa 2008 when it had pretty much exactly the same issue.

But that’s the point of social media: to find likeminded people with common interests. Somewhere along the line that changed into social media being a thing that tells you what you think, and what you should be liking.

That’s easy, but it’s mental refined sugar. It’s just incredibly crap for you.

If you want interesting, fun and stimulating stuff, follow interesting, fun and stimulating people.

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@zimowski
Z, you've been rude to everyone in this entire thread. That is not welcome here, & on Twitter I would have blocked you in an instant. (And I will here, if you respond w rudeness to me.)

However, on the chance you are genuinely asking in good faith, the other way to find people is to put a hashtag in the search box - #Taiga, #Java, a favourite band, or whatever you are interested in. It will help you find people w common interests whom you may wish to follow.

Good luck.

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Imo Mastodon frontend should encourage this UX by making the follow button clickable from the home screen


Apparently I can have Disney Plus as a thing with my current account now. Noice!


Back in the day, going viral on Twitter was great.

Now going viral is like, "ah shit, the queue has an eight hour backlog!"



I see the press on Normal Island has been hunting LGBT people for sport again.

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Dear Messers Bosch, Neff, and others.

You know that strip between the oven door and the oven itself, where detritus collects?

You know how you keep making it out of aluminium?

You know how caustic soda corrodes aluminium?

You know what oven cleaner is made of?

You stupid or something?

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@Alexandra Lanes @Joseph Holsten @kæt It may be. The issue is that we can't make transplutonic elements with sensible numbers of neutrons, so can't verify experimentally.