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Protip: do not buy tests from Lidl. Maybe the top one is weakly positive. The bottom one appears to be an elephant.


Just saw some right wing woman on fedi quoted saying, “imagine being a woman in politics and not knowing whether you got there through your talent or your gender”

And I thought, “it could be worse, pretty much all men are there because of their gender.”

in reply to Sarah Brown

imagine being a guy doing anything and not knowing if you got there cos of your talent or your gender

(it’s probably your gender)




So it looks like I cocked up when setting my friendica server up using DynDNS, because apparently the service is going away at the end of May. Friendica contains a “migrate node” function, but apparently it basically doesn’t work.

So it looks like I’m going to have to create a new server and then try to migrate my account. I think that it should pull my followers, as a Mastodon migration would, but I have no idea if it’s actually going to work.

Arse.

in reply to Sarah Brown

It looks from github.com/friendica/friendica… like Friendica can do what Mastodon does.
in reply to Alexandra Lanes

@Alexandra Lanes Because that’s what most followers will be using and has an account migration facility.
in reply to Sarah Brown

But your followers don’t need to do anything. Their instances just receive the messages that your new Friendica instance will send saying you’ve moved, and act accordingly.
in reply to Alexandra Lanes

@Alexandra Lanes Will it? It says it does that for Friendica. It doesn't say it does it for AP in general.
in reply to Sarah Brown

The more I look at it the less convinced I am that it works over anything other than Friendica’s own DFRN protocol so you may be right 🙁
in reply to Alexandra Lanes

@ajlanes I suspect I would be in breach of my employment conditions to post about my experience of Oracle sales. (Or OCI, for that matter.) Let's just say that being a large corporation is necessary but not sufficient.


Shall we arrest Trump for doing all the crimes?

Yes. Let’s arrest Trump for doing all the crimes.

(They do not arrest Trump for doing all the crimes)



If I had as much money as Rowling I would be living on a super yacht anchored somewhere in Greece and you would likely hardly ever hear from me, not ranting about the trans on Twitter.

Makes u think.

in reply to Sarah Brown

I would have a house in the middle of nowhere, and using dark money to try to make Missouri friendlier to trans people. Lol
in reply to Sarah Brown

Destroying other people might be the only way she can feel good about herself. Some people are like that.

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@mongoose @alice are you *sure* you're not? I've known you quite a while now and I would have put money on it
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@mongoose a psychiatrist once told me that I couldn't be autistic because the symptoms I exhibit are how autism presents in girls

"Okay, I have another thing to tell you…"



Dear gods. RyanAir Stansted to Faro, the Friday night late flight. Sitting in row 1 so getting to see how the crew do deescalation (very very well actually).

If this was the US, where deescalation seems to be alien to the national psyche, it’d have been diverted to somewhere in Normandy with a bunch of people in zip ties and met by a SWAT team. As it was, it landed in Faro without incident and everyone continued on.

RyanAir have a reputation as a decent employer compared to many, AIUI, but these guys are not paid enough.

Other perk of sitting in row 1: if you’re not part of the “yay hay pissheads!” crowd, the crew end up chatting to you in quieter times, and they’re fun to talk to.

in reply to Sarah Brown

Ugh. That's even worse than how I imagine a RyanAir flight might be.


The thing that millennials and Gen Z don’t understand is just how nice the smell of lead tetraethyl was.

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In Cambridge, which means I have to go to the @Raspberry Pi :raspberrypi: shop. It’s the law.

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in reply to Sarah Brown

It’s unavoidable. Even if I don’t buy anything I have to go and tempt myself.


Doctors: #Dupuytrens disease is painless.

My dupuytrens at 3am today: WAKE UP MOTHERFUCKER! ITS TIME TO FEEL THE HURT!



I get that we Brits are known for being annoyingly indirect, but surely “I find these sorts of conversations exhausting” is not unclear, right? It’s obvious that I want the conversation to stop, right?
in reply to Sarah Brown

I think it’s clear unless the listener doesn’t do social cues. I can imagine it segueing into “oh I know it must be so dreadful to have this conversation all the time, tell me about it some more”


@Mona app Last couple of versions on iOS don’t seem to get new posts on Friendica any more. My most recent post showing is 3 days ago, even though it has newer notifications (which I can click through).


Just walked through airport security wearing 13 metres of accessory cord in plain sight, because that’s how I roll.

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Yup. And you used the marline spike, or marline spike, to work it. Then contraction happened and it became “marlinspike”.

But yes, it is indeed named after Marl Line, and the fish appears to be named after the tool.

in reply to Alexandra Lanes

ok, I see the confusion. It’s the fasten part, not the moor part. Marl line, which we now call whipping, is used to fasten the end of a rope, to stop it coming unwoven.


Too many people think transphobes can be reasoned with. If only they could be made to understand.

But lots of them do understand. The thing that is missing is not your magic powers of explanation.

Transphobes do not need to be persuaded.
Transphobes need to be frightened.

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UK Pol

”What can we do to make trans people feel welcomed in our party?”

Why do UK parties keep asking this question? It’s already been answered. They know what they need to do. They just won’t do it.

in reply to Sarah Brown

UK Pol
Maybe they’re hoping that the answer will change to something they are willing to do, like “put a trans pride flag in the party logo on Transgender Day of Remembrance”
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UK Pol
steady on, someone on social media might notice that and get angry. How about having a drag queen DJ at the conference disco?
in reply to Cheryl Morgan

UK Pol
@CherylMorgan But not at any family friendly events, just ones that have been clearly marked as Adult Content, and well away from the main hall.
in reply to Sarah Brown

UK Pol
I laughed because really, making trans people feel welcome seems like the opposite of what they're committed to


TERF discussion

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in reply to Sarah Brown

TERF discussion

Aside: one of the great things about Fedi is how it’s basically safe to point out the obvious similarities between having TERFs in your organisation and having fucking genital crabs.

Couldn’t do that on Elon’s hard right shite site.

in reply to Sarah Brown

TERF discussion
"They can’t seem to quite manage to successfully mimic actual human communication and this is a good way to spot them ..." 🤣


!Friendica Support

Question to you knowledgeable types out there: if, as suggested in the admin "site" settings, I do:

bin/console relocate https://newdomain.whatever

...will it tell followers of people on my node on, e.g. Mastodon, that the accounts have moved and they should refollow there?

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UK Pol, transphobia

Followup to the thing where TERFs had succeeded in getting a debate to remove recognition of non binary people from the UK Lib Dem consitirituon: excellent LGBT+ activists organised to “move next business” when it came up (which is basically, “this is so shit we aren’t even discussing it”).

It worked. I also understand that the TERFs got booed when they tried to oppose.

They are busy crying on the legacy social media platforms where they are tolerated.

Good. Cry more, bastards.

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in reply to Sarah Brown

UK Pol, transphobia
The best bit is that they demanded a count of that vote and apparently only 6 or 7 people supported them 🤣

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The Who: Talkin’ ‘bout my generation!

Me: What are they saying?

The Who: Awfully cold things!

Me: Ok, which generation is this, by the way?

The Who: The Boomers

Me: Oh, the generation that revived Nazism as a mainstream political force?

The Who: Um, er, that might be a minority

Me: And you personally, Mr Daltrey, you voted for Brexit and are currently busy on the wrong side of the “war on woke”, aren’t you?

Daltrey: WOKE BASTARDS! DESTROYING ALL THAT IS GOOD AND PURE! BLOODY FOREIGNERS! RULE BRITANIA!

Me: Maybe they had a point about your generation.

in reply to Sarah Brown

Or maybe The Who had a point about dying before getting old. But surely it was "people" who DID things which looked awful c-c-cold?
in reply to Sarah Brown

"Hope I die before I get old" really hitting home in this context.


Improving my paracord skills. Attempt 1 on the left with a clasp. Middle is attempt 2 which is a strap knotted together at the end (the knot is ugly). Right is attempt 3 which is a single loop, spliced at the end. I’ve ordered some elastic to make them elasticated and a marlinspike.


r/ukpol is on a “what would you do if you got wealthy” thing, and one of them is “never use RyanAir again”.

They’d likely be shocked if they knew how many millionaires regularly fly RyanAir.

in reply to Sarah Brown

Or how good Ryanair seems to be! I mean I’m no expert but in the years you’ve been going to and from Portugal it’s just worked? The hard bits have been pandemic!
in reply to Alexandra Lanes

@ajlanes i have found that i usually book early enough to get a seat at the front of the plane, nice, and i pay for the fast track, breezy, and i have learned how to get immigration fast track when i return via stansted too, which sadly i have to get separately, but all in all it isnt that bad

and i gather ryanair treated their employees better than most through the panini, so 🤷 could be worse

could be better but not everywhere is reachable by train

in reply to Tony Finch

@ajlanes tho i gather if you get stranded then sucks to be you, but y’know, travel insurance
in reply to Tony Finch

I always get fasttrack for Stansted departures. for arrivals, I find it less of an issue.

I’ll book 1C if it’s available. Their green chicken curry is not terrible and it’s gluten free, which I need.

I’ve got the routine down now. My record for arriving at Faro is 4 minutes from fan stop to carpark.

in reply to Sarah Brown

Also Portugal is basically reachable by air and road and nothing else. There are no ferries and no long distance trains.
in reply to Sarah Brown

What’s the household speed run record from arrival at Stansted to platform/kiss&drop?
in reply to Alexandra Lanes

Haven’t measured it. The walk from the gate can be much longer at Stansted and never as short as the shortest at Faro. I’ve done it in under 10 minutes though.
in reply to Sarah Brown

no sarcasm here: wealthy people are traditionally cheapskates. Scrooge wasn't living in a mansion...


Muse: They will not control us! We will be victorious!

Me: Who are they and how are they controlling you?

Muse: Them ... they are ... degrading us

Me: How are the bad people degrading you? Show me on the dolly what they made you do that you didn't want to...

Muse: Um...

Me: It's paying taxes, isn't it? They asked for a tax return, didn't they?

Muse: EXACTLY! Those bastards!

in reply to Sarah Brown

such cruelty. such utterly debased and evil villainy.


politics

The thing that so utterly pains me about the state of humanity is that your Donald Trumps, Boris Johnsons, Marine LePens, Silvio Berlusconis, André Venturas, and all such are painfully obvious bullshit merchants.

And people still buy what they’re selling.

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in reply to Sarah Brown

I think part of the reason is an assumption that all politicians are lying assholes, so you may as well back the one who's appealing to you and promising to upset the current order that you don't feel invested in.

I don't think they have any illusions about the character of these people, they just don't care.

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Alexandra Lanes
re: politics
@RenewedRebecca Wasn’t that the X Files?


Sexual activity, NSFL

@Sylvia Knight: Apparently morgues prefer to hire women...

Me: ...

Me: ...

Me: OH DEAR GOD NO! I'M GOING TO BE SICK!



At their spring conference this weekend, the UK #LiberalDemocrats are debating removing recognition of non binary people from their constitution.

If you have a Lib Dem MP, or councillor, you might want to let them know how you feel about this.

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@RenewedRebecca do they not do it in history? We did it in Junior Cert history in Ireland.
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@Buster Also to remove the phrase “identify as” from that.


Portugal has a tankie communist party (PCP) and a vaguely Trumpian far right party (Chega! - Enough!)

And I feel like it must get terribly confusing while they’re both in the same queue to give Putin a blowjob.

in reply to Sarah Brown

I assume you mean PCP? They’re both terribly conservative. PCP used to be better in the past (and contributed a lot to worker rights over time) but I find them now using the same techniques as the American Republican Party to base their arguments on (see Merchants of Doubt, for example) and being against anything that is even remotely progressive. The Chega leader OTOH has zero convictions and goes with the wind, but the party has a lot of dangerous fascists and neo-nazis.
in reply to Miguel Arroz

@Miguel Arroz Yeah. I fixed the typo but edits then have to refederate.

PCP kinda fucked what support they had left going full tankie over Ukraine.

in reply to Sarah Brown

@arroz@mastodon.social Also Chega insist on advertising their local candidates on billboards outside schools here in Lagos and then get indignant when the kids deface them with swastikas.

The kids are alright.

in reply to Sarah Brown

Yep. It’s not even a pacifist position. Their former leader said in front of several TV cameras they “don’t see any signs that an invasion is happening”. It’s pure denial.
in reply to Sarah Brown

Their problem is they have a deep, visceral hate towards the US and everything it stands for. So they automatically support anyone who takes a stand against the US no matter what.


Oh joy of joy and happiness (this might be sarcastic).

Just been invited to my first mammogram.

This is some proper bullshit right here.

in reply to Sarah Brown

gotta check them tartars. Keep healthy and live a long life 💪🏻 (but yes, I’m not looking forward to reaching the age bracket when mine have to be squashed into that machine)



Finished my belt! Here’s a pic of me holding it. Took a few attempts to get the length just right.
in reply to Sarah Brown

Nice work. I've been meaning to graduate from bracelets and do a belt for a while. Must get some more cord.


#ABoK

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in reply to Sarah Brown

that used to called Scooby Doo back in the 70s. You could buy a bag of multicoloured plastic string and spend time doing it instead of paying attention at school.
in reply to Sarah Brown

my kind of special is that I have an eidetic memory but don’t get written instructions at all. I learnt knots when I found a picture book of exploded diagrans!



“How could unregulated speculation be causing banks to collapse again?” Yell baffled politicians who did nothing to prevent unregulated speculation by banks the last time unregulated speculation by banks caused them to fail.

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Dear folks who used to be on LiveJournal.

Do you miss it?

Because that’s basically what Friendica is, only in the fediverse.

Our community is nowhere near as big as Mastodon, but we can do long form posts with inline images and formatting, just like back in the day.

And we’re growing!

Why not check us out?

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in reply to Sarah Brown

I never had a Livejournal account, but during the Golden Age of Blogging some of my favorite bloggers were on Livejournal. I remember one by the name of Brad (forgot last name) who referred to his father as the Man of Concrete. And there was a student of biomedical engineering at WSU (not Wayne State, the WSU down in Ohio), who wrote of the struggles to get disability accommodations at school, and get through the math weeder courses. So many great blogs. LJ was the greasy kids stuff platform before Tumblr took over that niche. I was too old for Livejournal, but all the coolest people were there.
in reply to Sarah Brown

oh, so tempting. I certainly still miss LiveJournal


Since I was a kid, I have had occasional outbreaks of eczema in my ear canals. It baffled ENT for years: they had no idea why the “infection” wouldn’t respond to anything they tried (they never tried corticosteroids).

Anyway, it’s doing it again, and it HURTS LIKE FUCK.

(I had to figure out if was eczema myself. No medical professional has ever done anything other than give me stuff to treat an ear infection, which I don’t have, and so never works).

in reply to Gareth Kitchen

@@stroud.social I’m using triamcinolone, which is also prescription only, and for which I also don’t need a prescription.