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@Ian Smith I saw the S had been obscured and inspiration struck.


A few years ago, Cambridge City Council became the first of many local authorities in the UK to start dismantling its trans equality policy. Here, today, they are flying the progress pride flag from their offices.

Hypocritical bullshitters. We see you.

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@Paul100 Thing is, discriminating against someone based on who they are: not acceptable.

Discriminating against someone for behaving like an arsehole: completely acceptable.

I am a business owner as it happens, and if someone is transphobic to me, they will be told to take their custom elsewhere.

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@Paul100 One is based on identity, one is based on behaviour.

They are not the same.


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Selfie
I admit to wanting one myself but I think my partner would file for divorce if I did and we don't really have the space for it.
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Have you seen my meme group?


A curious thing about Britain in 2023 is that the trunk road network is increasingly subject to a curfew after 9pm.
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Yes. An amazing amount of night-closures these days. When it's seven, eight-ish, I'm egging myself on as I pass the cone lorries.

There's some terrible places for endless diversions through back lanes -- round Rutland is the worst.



Me: “The Tailscale net access thingy is a front end to masquerading.”

@Zoë O'Connell ”Masquerade! Paper faces on parade!”

Me: “That is a shit musical.”

Zoe, offended: “Why?”

Me: “It has two good songs and no story.”

Zoe: “Hang on, which musical is it?”

Me: “Phantom”

Zoe: “Oh, yes, you’re right. It is a shit musical.”



Wanted: microwave that has controls that aren’t basically an escape room.

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For “posh” microwaves, I’ve found Panasonic to be more straightforward than most.


The endless glamour of yachting! Time to sip the forbidden milkshake (yes, there is a good reason, and yes, it has to be a plastic straw)
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@Veronica🏳️‍⚧️ :inanna: There is a rubber gland where the propeller shaft goes through the hull. It’s lubricated by sea water, but needs a millilitre of grease inserting once a year to keep it watertight. This can only be done when the boat is dry docked.

The seal between the gland and the shaft is very narrow, so a plastic drinking straw, which can slip between the two, and then squeeze the grease in, is the ideal way to get it in. If you try with paper, the straw explodes from the pressure.

I’ve heard it can be done with a hypodermic needle too.



I just want all TERFs who hate read me to know that earlier this week, I used a communal changing room. I was naked. There were other women in there. Nobody gave a shit.

Please do feel free to seethe, though.

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Since Brexit, the lack of a proper trade agreement means I will have to pay import VAT on my little sailboat when I take her to France.

I asked on a UK boating forum for some recommendations for a tax advisor to assist with the process. The overwhelming answer was, “just do tax evasion. You probably won’t get caught”.

This may provide an insight into the mindset of British exceptionalism.

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[sigh] I am suggesting avoidance, which is absolutely legal.
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@wrack Except a few months ago there was a story in the local press where they impounded and boat and fined the owner for exactly this sort of pissing about with shell companies.

Please, I’m begging you, read the room.



Internet forums do my head in sometimes.

“Hi, I want to do A. I will need help with this. Does anyone have recommendations for someone who can provide these professional services?”

“Don’t do A. Do B instead”

“Thanks, but B does not interest me. I’m looking for someone to help me do A”

“You could do C”

“It’s my understanding that C will get me arrested for tax evasion, which is why I need someone to help me do A”

“Ok, have you tried B?”

ARGH!

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I'm often on the other side of the xy problem where someone shows up wanting to do the tax evasion...



The polycule iMessage group. @Sylvia Knight asks if we want anything from the shops.

Me, typing in teensy keyboard on Apple Watch: milk

Eggs

Bleach

@Zoe O'Connell, next to me: “you can actually type stuff on your watch?”

Me: “almost”

Zoe: “huh?”

Me: “look at your phone…”

Phone: new message from Sarah: “Earl Greg”

#EarlGreg

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Stopped at an M&S food place on the way back from working on the boat yesterday. Very knackered and verging on hypoglycaemic, and the only fizzy drinks they had in were sugar feee ones.

And I’m like, cut the moralising, you pricks. Sometimes you really fucking need sugar.

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@Becky is not a bear I discovered the hard way that it knows exactly what to do with sucralose an’all.


Most adorbz thing I've seen in weeks!

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Burning a candle here for Trump to spend the rest of his life in ADX Florence.
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house arrest in Mar-a-lago sounds more likely, if even that
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I don’t wish the American penal system on anyone but oh boy am I tempted to make an exception for him
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I assume he'll get pardoned the moment there's a republican president.
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gosh. This is such a sad story. And all too common. Sad to hear about her decline over the last decade.



The bit of middle age where you fall asleep on the sofa because you’re too tired to get up and then randomly awake fully clothed feeling like arse at 2am … hate that.


The TERF, in whose head I live rent free, hasn’t done any stupid shit that I’m aware of for HOURS, and there’s nowt on the telly. #bored
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OK That made me giggle out loud.

Actually I need a new mattress... But unlike those grifting .....s I will buy my own.

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TERFs and bedbugs: One is very fond of mattresses and sucks the life out of their victims, living a life of obligate parasitism.

The other is an insect.

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By the way, I know you're reading this because you can't help yourself, so I have a message just for you, Ms H, and I know you're reading it from my profile, so the formatting will be preserved. I have a message for you:

TOUCH
SOME
GRASS
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Sarah Brown
@Sapere Aude Who am I that I should raise discourse level?


Interesting question just came up re driving in the UK on Reddit. Someone wants to go from the M11 to the A3 and asks which way round the M25 they should go. These roads are pretty much equidistant regardless of whether you go clockwise or anti-clockwise round London.

That’s the route we take to Scarlet, so I have opinions on this. Go clockwise from the M11 and you encounter the Dartford crossing. This is a toll crossing, and is often very congested.

Go anti-clockwise and you pass the Heathrow section.

For me, there is no contest. Pay the damn toll. It may be annoying to have to put up with the Dartford crossing, but the Heathrow section of the M25 is the very arsehole of hell and to be avoided at all costs.

Interestingly, most commentators felt the same.

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Did anyone suggest going straight through? Doesn't the A3 technically go across London Bridge?
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@Charlotte Benton Straight through will have you gibbering and worshiping Cthulhu by the time you come out the other side.


This post is addressing a specific TERF. I’m pretty sure she hate-reads me, and I think it’s important to note that, and I want to be very clear on this:

I still think you’re akin to a bedbug or a pubic louse.

You come at the queen or her friends, you better not miss, asshole.

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Me: Why they pointing a gun at him? They don’t need to point a gun at him! He’s in the bin!

@Sylvia Knight: It’s America!

Me: Good point. Pointing a gun at people is just how they say “hello” there.

bbc.co.uk/news/av/world-us-can…

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@Sarah Brown @Sylvia Knight I assume most Americans aren’t terrified by this state of affairs and would think it’s us who are weird for not waving lethal weaponry about.
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@RocheLimit @Sylvia Knight @Viking Chieftain "I physically cannot."

"Stop resisting!" BANG BANG BANG



Smirks in "smug climber/sailor"

My coiled cables uncoil straight, so there.

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I see your smirky sailor, and raise you a smirky stageworker / theater lighting tech.

It's definitely one of those skills when you see someone doing it wrong it's a hard fight not to fling yourself across the room and tackle them "NO NO NO NO NO! WRONG WRONG WRONG! GIMME THAT"

#adhd #detail #cable #cabling #nerdskills




From the trotinete (e-scooter) rental scheme I use in Faro. It may be passive aggressive, but it made me laugh.

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Netflix: 12 euros
Disney+: 9 euros
HBO Max: 7 euros
Sky Showtime: 7 euros

Not including Amazon or Apple because you get other stuff with that

Total = 35 euros per month.

NordVPN = 9 euros per month

Just saying.

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I do wish that on days like today that my Dupuytren’s Disease had read the medical textbooks that describe it as “painless”.

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Ian Molton
So it was... Duh!
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re: Experiment. What do you see if you’re reading this from Mastodon or one of its clones?
from GoToSocial + pinafore


Brain has reached saturation point today. I am in my nest in bed. That is all.
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Oooh, if you’re fully saturated, does that mean we can add seed particles to initiate crystal precipitation?

Who doesn’t love some fresh brain crystals?



Just reread Peter Hamilton’s Salvation Sequence. So good, and lots of fun to read the second time round. I really hope there’s a sequel in the works.


Reddit can be a useful knowledge base, but there are certain subject areas where the consensus voice will confidently, clearly, emphatically state something that is simply wrong.

My current irritation is r/sailing, which has a large number of people who have clearly never sailed beyond the yacht club bar, or maybe a small lake, and have precisely zero clue about the interplay between wind and current (because they never experience the latter), spouting off bullshit with authority.

And there’s no point arguing with them, but my god, the extent to which they are smug about being wrong is irritating as fuck.

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@ajlanes @thelocalecho @zoe Crib Goch wasn't near-death either, but I still felt profoundly unwise wandering along a steep spine of wet, slick rock in dense fog over a 500m drop to either side.


Marks and Spencer proving that gluten free sandwiches don’t need to be made of cardboard and despair. Others take note.
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@Andy H3 It's gluten free. It's absolutely not made from rye.


Just looked at M&S Per Una for the first time in a decade and, OMG you guys, it’s got really really gay.

Utterly, profoundly, homosexual.

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@Baroque Mongoose definitely not non gendered. Very obviously female-coded, but … gay


Been walking the banks of the Stort with a view to paddling on it. Conclusion: it’s an unfriendly weed-choked ditch.


The barely concealed glee from climate doomers with their crescendo of “look at the graphs! We’re all going to die, and it was totally your fault for putting an aluminium bun case in the black bin that one time” is, I have to be honest, kinda getting me down.

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@Sarah Brown While I agree that it's the governments and industries that are the biggest polluters and have the most power to change things - if they want to. I still think that what many millions of people do or don't do also matters. If nothing else to keep hope up and despair down.
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@Maria Karlsen When I say none of it makes any difference, I'm specifically talking about the effect individual actions have on climate change. To a first approximation, this is zero, and has little scope for it to be any other number.

I agree that we can very definitely make a difference in how people feel, and this is the source of my complaint: the constant stream of "we are all going to die, because we are filthy eco-sinners" articles just make people feel like shit.

It's basically doom and gloom protestantism, but with the climate playing the role of their god.



!Friendica Support I accidentally removed a thread locally. The thread is ongoing on the original server and I'm quite keen to get it back. Is it possible to do this? If I paste any of the URLs from the posts into the search box, I just get an error page.

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@Steffen K9 🐰 Is there some way I can edit the database to restore it?

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Moving into new flat. Tried the hob today for the first time. Smoke started coming out from under it and I could smell burning insulation.

Discussions with the builder will be had tomorrow.

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Are they actually going to replace it with another resistive hob or do you get to forestall that and get a proper one?