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Now the total fucking loon has made a taxi without windows. Wonder if the vomit from the inevitable motion sickness is also cleaned automatically?

Headlines when this thing hits the streets: “Robovans are making people travel sick. How come nobody predicted this?”

I’m predicting it, here and now. techcrunch.com/2024/10/10/robo…

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fortunately they'll never be implemented, so we won't need to find out.
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Looking at the interior photos, it appears to have one way glass?

I'm liking the Art Deco aesthetic. I'm liking this /much more/ than the damn Cybertruck. It's immensely impractical, and I'm not sure it'll ship in this form, but I think this is actually pretty cool.

I'd have one as a prop.
Just not from Tesla.



What I really like about the Greater Anglia trains that do the run from Cambridge North to Liverpool Street? The seat back trays have little grooves in for your phone or tablet (or here, Kindle).



“Non passibus aequis” was my mother’s favourite phrase from Virgil’s Aeneid. Literally “not with equal paces”, it describes Aeneas’ son Iulus as he escapes Troy with his father, and immediately brings the scene to life. Who hasn’t seen a parent hurrying with a small child, after all?

Thought brought to you by a section of Travis Baldree’s “Bookshops and Bonedust” where our protagonist’s dwarf friend is walking “two strides to every one of Viv’s”



Cis gay “feminist allies” be like, “if trans women are women, why haven’t they made me a sandwich yet?”
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@Rusty Bertrand @Sarah Brown The scare quotes are there for a reason. The people being criticised here are neither feminist nor allies.


Using an USB aquarium aerator pump, duct tape and some sodium hydroxide solution, I have reversed climate change in this jar to 1980 levels. Now I just need money to build one the size of Madagascar. Where the angel investors at?

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Kind of reassuring to know my feelings on this aren't as much of an outlier as politicians want me to think.


But once again "fuck what you peasants think, we're in charge now"

#FreePalestine #Gaza #Israel #UKPOL #Ukpolitics #Labour #Starmer




Praia de Faro, iPhone 16 pro, pro raw, processed in Lightroom on phone.


Us: Ok, Labour, to stop Reform doing an AfD or a Marine La Pen, all you need to do is not be Tories. So what did you do?

Labour: <inaudible>

Us: What

Labour: Be Tories …

Fucksake

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yes.. well

except that Reform / UKIP/ Brexit Party already did something much worse than the AfD.

They converted the Tories into Reform, and they had been in power for 14yrs, until recently.

So the UK challenge is really very different. Much more advanced on the shit arc.



UK Pol, transphobia, far right
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UK Pol, transphobia, far right

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UK Pol, transphobia, far right

@John_Loader That you haven’t noticed it doesn’t mean it isn’t there. It just means you haven’t noticed it.

But then it isn’t aimed at you, is it?




Well that's terrifying. Facebook has decided I'm the target market for COBOL courses.


.io domains might be destined to be toast, but .ai (Anguilla) is probably safe, judging by this frankly bizarre story. thenational.scot/news/17509999…

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An interesting question arising from today’s deal to hand the Chagos islands back to Mauritius is: what happens to the .io ccTLD with the dissolution of the British Indian Ocean Territory? Presumably it passes to Mauritius, but do they keep it or scrap it, or change how the registry works?
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The only instance of an in-use ccTLD being withdrawn that I found in IANAs reports was .TP:

iana.org/reports/2015/tp-repor…

In that case, Portuguese Timor stopped existing in 2002, new registrations were stopped in 2005, and the domain was finally withdrawn in 2015.

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@Ben Harris Their current procedure seems to be documented at iana.org/help/cctld-retirement and is pretty clear cut that if BIOT dies so does .io “Any preferences to retain the domain, or otherwise delay transition to the maximum extent possible, will not be considered a factor in any analysis”


Long ago

Deep in a swamp far from Mexico

Lived an old psychopath, Dandolo!

Rich was he!

Stole from the Egyptian dynasty

Corpse of St Mark, Allegedly.

Ordered ships to be made

Diverted the fourth crusade, Dandolo!

Adding on to the total

Sacking Constantinople, Dandolo!

And when they ships got there

They’d come from St Mark’s Square

Byzantium beware!

You’re so fucked!

Long ago

Dealing the Romans a killer blow

Toppled the empire, did Dandolo!

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Hey guys, did you hear about that time J D Vance got stuck on an escalator for six hours when the power failed?


When politicians say they stand behind Israel's right to self-defence I wonder whether Lebanon or Gaza also have that right.


Netanyahu should be headed to Milosevic's old cell in the Hague.

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This is a triumph. I'm making a note here, huge success.


Someone mentioned Ikea which reminded me of a strange dream I had the other day. Sweden had changed their flag and anthem for some reason and there were riots about it. (Inexplicably riots you had to queue at the post office to enter)

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Latest spam email: Your next getaway, Milan!

I'm sorry, but I have recently been contemplating my sexiness quotient and I very much regret to inform you ...

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@Kathryn Karnage The first one hurts. The second, well, poor pussy! Poor pussy cat!


Stansted is quiet. I guess everyone is done with their holibobs.


Oi, Bezos you absolute melon. It’s Thursday and I’m about to get on a plane. Where the fuck is Ep 7?
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hee! Tomorrow I'll be TGVing to Marseille.

And if it's Ryanair, don't let the penny pinching buggers gouge you too much!

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@ajlanes @Nikkileah I typically use Jet2 from Leeds. The last time I used Ryan Air it was horrible. I didn’t even fit between the seats. Its made for short arses. And I wouldn’t touch easyjet with a barge pole!
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Right. It’s dropped and, miracles of miracles, the 5g is working inside Stansted.


From Ambrose Bierce’s “Devil’s Dictionary” of 1911:

Respirator, n. An apparatus fitted over the nose and mouth of an inhabitant of London, whereby to filter the visible universe in its passage to the lungs.

Plus ça change…



If you know French, I think it can help disambiguate some prepositions in Portuguese:

Por is par and para is pour.



The railway south of Cambridge splits just south of the city, with one line heading to Liverpool Street and one, the faster shorter route, to Kings Cross or St Pancras. Ever since I learned the point where they split is called “Shepreth Branch Junction” I’ve taken delight in saying “we’re taking the Shepreth branch” as if this is some forgotten branch line bywater of the network rather than the main route to London. Conjuring the romantic from the mundane just from a bit of railway geekery. Adlestrop, or the slow train.

Shepreth itself is a bit of a bywater. Express trains, like this one, skip it and its neighbours Foxton and Meldreth, so if you want to partake of their delights — a safari park! A path through a field! Tech startups that couldn’t afford Cambridge! — you’ll need to take the actual slow train.



Goddam waterpik just made my gums bleed. Apparently it’s for my own good, or summat.


Oh, Google.

You wanted:

Commission Regulation (EU) No 330/2010 of 20 April 2010 on the application of Article 101(3) of the Treaty on the Functioning of the European Union.

You got:

0.16417910447

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Apropos of having just dealt with an irritating personal problem of the feminine nature, I find myself thinking back to the start of The Last Of Us.

Guys, did you even think to TRY Fluconazole?



As a child, I grew up speaking the East Midlands dialect of English.

But I was led to believe that were I to “get on in life”, I would need to speak Standard Southern British English.

As I believed this, I willingly embraced it and now I mostly do speak SSBE.

But I’m somewhat bitter about needing to, even if I did willingly embrace it at the time because, as I was taught, I thought my own dialect was “unsophisticated”.

It wasn’t; it was just different, but in the 70s and 80s even local celebrities who made it big on the national stage were encouraged to drift linguistically towards London, and if they didn’t, that acted as a barrier.

It’s less the case now, but with the benefit of hindsight I do feel a bit resentful about it.

As times have changed, and as I don’t feel that I have anything to prove, I increasingly find myself drifting back towards the way I used to speak as a child.

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@Sarah Brown We can see that even in the other side of the world. Once upon a time we heard only SSBE on Radio New Zealand and I was taught it. Now we hear many variations of English pronunciation, including Asian variations and local variations—Māori and Pacific. Our English D-I-L is a case in point. Still has remnants of her childhood London accent—certainly not SSBE—and welcome presenting on RNZ. I love it. It represents our changing society.
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And the rest of us thinks that most English accents are cool. Funny world huh?

(Emphasis on most. There’s some bad ones out there.)



Just been for a flu vaccination. Pharmacist also did a general health check. Apparently I am too healthy for a 50 year old with a cheese based diet.


If I see some text I don’t immediately recognise as a word in English I’ll try reading it backwards to see if it makes more sense that way. Does anyone else do this?
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@pseudomonas

Yeah, that's definitely what you said, so I'm now a little confused about how I came to be confused.

Or at least surprised; I knew my working memory was totally borked, but I hadn't realised it was that bad.

Though I suppose, given the nature of the problem, maybe I HAD realised, but then forgot about it?

@Adam


Sauron be like, "dumbass elves, Imma gaslight the fuck out of them, for the lulz".

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@Axel Foley I be blaming rampant privateerism. Do you be having your clubcard, arrrr?



Just realised that RADIUS is "more of a comment than a question" turned into protocol design.


It appears that there may be an issue with Google Chrome not starting for some users of Mac OS Sequoia.

I have found a workaround. In the Finder, open the Applications folder, locate Chrome, drag it to the bin, then empty the bin.

Fixed



Been trying to contact a shipwright, ANY shipwright, in France, to help with my annual boat maintenance and, is it a French thing that NOBODY EVER FUCKING ANSWERS THEIR FUCKING EMAIL?

Do not make me fucking phone you. I am neurodivergent and I don't speak French.

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Update: Tried texting one.

Not only did he reply, he said I can speak English with him, AND THE TEXT BUBBLES ARE BLUE!

Thank god!

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@GreenSkyOverMe means they're both using the Messages app on an apple device (iphone, ipad, mac). secondarily, that they can confidently send other media eg: photos, videos to each other; it doesn't depend on phone networks to work (once each end knows the other is on iMessage, it just goes over internet) and is secure (end-to-end encrypted)


Just replaced my old Apple TV 4K with the newer model that is also a Thread border router. I now have two: the HomePod Mini (WiFi) and the Apple TV (Ethernet).

And OMG, Thread is so much faster & more reliable!

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I'll probably skip it. I want to pass the 2K to my parents and get a 4K for myself, but I would need to swap the remotes otherwise my father is going to throw that thing out the window, and I don't blame him.