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Alright. I’m behind the curve. What server to I block to defederate the Facebook thing named after the film about a nuclear apocalypse?
in reply to Sarah Brown

FWIW, came across this enormous blocklist of facebonk domains/IPs; no idea if necessary/useful to block these as well as the threads dot net front door (seems like it'd be Sisyphean)
mastodon.moule.world/@MOULE/11…
in reply to WOMUMP

@WOMUMP Yeah. I don’t see the point in blocking subsidiary stuff if the actual site itself is defederated.



Velociraptor would like to speak to, and disembowel the manager, please.
in reply to Nephatrine

@Nephatrine You were so preoccupied with whether you could, you didn't stop to think if you should!
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It's true. I stood on the shoulders of geniuses to accomplish something as fast (and lazily) as I could, and before I even knew what I had, I tooted it.
in reply to Nephatrine

@Nephatrine We can make it it we run.

No. We can’t.

Why not?

Because it’s emailed corporate.

in reply to Sarah Brown

paying homage to the movie that made them trending before trending was even a thing


Musk, Twitter

I think I understand his advertising strategy. Create a site full of techno libertarian fanboys who are not anywhere near as clever as they think they are, but who are demonstrably willing to throw money at any old crap if they think Ayn Rand would have approved, and then present it to unscrupulous con artists, wanting to sell scams like NFTs or bitcoin or whatever, as a captive audience of gullible losers who will buy any old crap as long as it “owns the libs”.

He may not be doing this on purpose, but scammers will absolutely see the value in an audience of a few million gullible right wing arseholes who won’t complain about terrible service and who have money to burn.

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in reply to Sarah Brown

Yeah...it's a narcissist Dunning-Kruger Fanclub you need to pay membership fees for to be able to read the teachings of your Guru
in reply to Sebastian

@Sebastian :verified: He’s very good at business! He must be worth backing to the hilt!

I’m sure we’ve seen this before somewhere, but I can’t quite place it …

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Is he tho....?! Or did he make enough money with selling PayPal to employ people who are good at business related things? I don't really know the answer to that, but his Tesla track record, especially with "Full-Self-Driving" isn't really that of a savvy business man.

Or maybe I'd just like to think he's a babbling potato, because I really don't like him... 🤷‍♂️

in reply to Sebastian

@Sebastian :verified: No, he's not, and neither was the other one.

He got lucky with SpaceX and hired the right people.

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Musk, Twitter
as soon as NFTs have moved to a low-carbon mechanism, I should start working out how to rip off such people.


TERF bullshit

Apparently the “basic biology” nut jobs on Twitter, when they’re able to post, are going on about how it’s biologically impossible for trans women to lactate.

Meanwhile, I’ve literally had tea made with my own milk.



For someone who lives in the Algarve and routinely goes out without sunscreen (I know, I know), it's astonishing how much sunburn I got from 2 hours on the solent on a mostly overcast day yesterday. I guess the sea really bounces that UV around.
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Makes me wonder how effective solar panels built into sailcloth could be.


There’s a new alternative to Twitter that I’ve developed and am accepting signups. The best bit is that you can run your own instance on a laptop, or even your phone! And it’s free!

Here’s how it works: open your notes application. Write out up to 280 characters. Repeat using new notes if you want a “thread”.

Then delete the whole lot.

Given nobody can actually read anything you post on Twitter, this is functionally equivalent to actually tweeting, except with far more uptime and no Nazis yelling at you to buy bitcoin for your grandma.

You’re welcome.

in reply to Sarah Brown

@Sarah Brown you had me in the 1st half, not gonna lie.

I'll start a new business then: 100$ and I'll yell at you to buy bitcoins



@Friendica Support A problem I’m noticing with my instance is, especially with the Twitter migration picking up, the deferred queue is just growing and growing as people experiment then abandon accounts or even entire servers.

I assume it will sort itself out eventually, but is there any way to reduce the timeout? I’ve got stuff that’s days old sitting in there that is probably never going to get actioned because the servers have just gone away.

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in reply to Sarah Brown

@Sarah Brown Please don’t worry about the deferred queue, there’s an increased delay for each failure which means you can have days/months old stuff that should have a minimal impact on performances.

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Amazon: Hi Sarah! Ever wondered if your …

Me: No *swipes left in iOS mail with extreme prejudice*



I woke up and @Zoë O'Connell told me she wanted to stab me and wouldn’t go away until I let her.

And she says she wants to stab me again when I’m tired and hungry.

Should probably have left her where I found her (outside Cambridge police station, hitting her car with a hammer, in 2005).

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@A_C_McGregor Update for the fediverse: Coffee has been supplied. Next task: attempt to figure out how to induce water hammer in a digestive tract using coffee as the liquid. I’m sure there’s a Practical Engineering YouTube video on this.


Apparently weird incel types think oestrogen is responsible for women’s sex drive.

I suspect it would blow their minds if they ever found out that the hormone most involved in making women horny is actually testosterone.

They act like we’re a different species or something. We all have the same set of receptors, more or less, guys. That’s why medical transition is even possible.

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@Llwynog “Hi. I’ve started T. I’m just going into the bathroom for … reasons. I will be out when I am hypoglycaemic, with friction burns”
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@Llwynog A man's gotta do what a man's gotta do.


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@EugeneMcParland
Doesn't it usually blow South? My guess is they'll irradiate Crimea, the Black Sea, everything down to Sochi. Erdogan should be up in Putin's grille.
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@Nazani @Eugene McParland 🇺🇦 Don’t know which way it prevails, but I just pulled up a grib for the next week and it’s totally blowing northeast.


transphobic violence

Hearing that a couple of people opened fire on participants at Bristol Trans Pride with BB guns today. Thankfully nobody seriously hurt.

Those MPs (mostly, but not exclusively Tory) and “journalists” sticking your culture war bullshit; you did this.



Earlier today. I utterly loathe the M25 (technically A282, but same difference)

This ain’t no upwardly mobile freeway. Oh no, this is the road to hell.

(Turns out that hell is actually in Thurrock. Who knew?)



Happiness, or possibly smugness, is an empty worker queue.

Although hitting “submit” will instantly shove a few hundred entries on it.



Just rubbernecked at r/Twitter. There are still a whole bunch of people frantically sat there hitting “reload”.

At what point does it start being Stockholm Syndrome?

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Remember that while a picture tells a thousand words, it uses the same amount of storage as several million.
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Just spotted my Friendica database was corrupt. 5 minutes downtime and I fixed it.

Methinks that's one-nil to me, Elon.

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in reply to Sarah Brown

does it have auto sharting, though, the birb site seems to have that down
github.com/dcramer/mangodb
in reply to WOMUMP

@WOMUMP I have not noticed any sharts, auto or otherwise. Given it lives in my TV cabinet, I am happy with this.

in reply to Sarah Brown

Not to mention ‘water’ in a boat setting (surmised at first, but confirmed in a adjacent toot). #yikes
in reply to Sarah Brown

Do not try this at home.
But yeah my S/O is of the ‘If I fits, I sits’ school of plugging cables where they don’t belong. I ended up #3Dprinting ‘child-proof covers’ that same day.

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@Saxicola ✅ We have a plug. The plug lives in there when we aren't sailing because otherwise the log gets really badly fouled.
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@Saxicola ✅ Started out on a tidal mooring back in the day. The 5 knot spring ebbs were always interesting!



I think the masthead wind transducer is nearing the end of its life. That means that: A. I need a new one and they’re quite pricy (like 400 euros), and B. I need to go up there with a screwdriver. FML
in reply to Sarah Brown

That’s what I would call an anemometer? But yeah, you get all the airy jobs!
in reply to Sarah Brown

If you had to spend all your time getting wet and blown about up there you’d be fucked too!
in reply to Alexandra Lanes

@ajlanes this sounds like a much better time than what actually happens at the top of a mast.
in reply to tricia

@tricia @Alexandra Lanes The bit I hate most is how you get cramp in your arms from trying to undo a rusted bolt above your head while your legs go numb from sitting in the harness.

I am not scared of heights (used to be, cured myself), and my mast climbing technique is solid, but I just find working up there unpleasant and uncomfortable.

in reply to Sarah Brown

@ajlanes I haven't climbed my mast; before the refit I was too sketched out by the state of the bearings. But I rock climb so not toooooo fussed about sitting high up while tied in. Ofc, rock walls don't usually sway.
in reply to tricia

@tricia @Alexandra Lanes I'm a climber too, although I can't do it much any more because I have Dupuytrens.

Climbing the mast is easy. Friction knot with a mooring line round the mast, make a foot loop, main halyard tied to belay loop, have someone on the winch. You lift yourself up, they take in the slack. Repeat.

The issue is that you're not standing on anything, so even in the comfiest of harnesses, I find my legs go unpleasantly numb quite quickly. If you were hanging on a rock face, unless it was severely overhanging, you can usually take SOME weight on your legs, but try with the mast and you'll just pirouette around it.

The swaying you get used to. Worst bit is when some prick in a gas guzzler does a close pass and kicks up a load of wake. Then it gets interesting.

in reply to Sarah Brown

@ajlanes yeah, fair. Hard to justify a bosun's chair when you already own climbing gear I guess. Bummer about the dupuytrens. I've only been climbing for about 18mo but I enjoy it well enough. I have to take a couple months off for recovery starting in (omg) a week, but that's very temporary.
in reply to tricia

@tricia @Alexandra Lanes It’s annoying. Started when I was 38. Held it at bay for ten years with radiation, but it’s now very aggressive. I can do stuff that doesn’t involve fiddly finger work, so via ferrata and suchlike.
in reply to Sarah Brown

400 quid? You own a yacht. You're super rich.
Just kidding. I so agree to what you said about the average yacht owner the other day. And which these complacent idiots being happy about orcas attacking sailing yaczts just don't want to see.
Keep it up!


And the message queue is empty! Check out that little Mac Mini there, taking friendica-cron in its stride!

(Ok, I have the contact directory discovery thingie turned off because that is a destroyer of worlds, and disk space, and doesn’t actually seem all that useful for a small instance, but still)



Apparently fediverse is currently seeing about 4000 new accounts per hour, or about 400 Blueskies an hour if you prefer a different measuring system.

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If you don’t know everyone on Bluesky you don’t know Jack.

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Dear god, the number of follow requests I’m getting. Tempted to set to auto approve. I may be a miserable cynic so expect most will go back to the shouty Nazi site if he pays his server bill, but my, it’s busy!

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Seriously though, if the fediverse doesn’t work out for you, there’s always Bluesky, where all posts are the same 12 people telling obscure in-jokes that you won’t get if you don’t have Bluesky piped directly into your cerebral cortex 23.9 hours a day.

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Dear Twitter people. Lots of us were once Twitter people too. This place will not spoon-feed you. Passive participation doesn’t work here. This is a very active and buzzing place, but unless you FOLLOW people and INTERACT, it will pass you by.

Follow people. Lots of them. You can always remove them later. But really, follow early, follow often.

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@Tomsprints2 I'm not sure it's a twitter thing, I think it's always been a little bit like that in online networks. Even just "likes" are a great step forward from the olden days when you made something and was received with deafening silence, and then six months later multiple people come up to you saying: "I really liked that thing you did".
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Likely Jan Lukas

*waves hello*

I've just discovered I have #Dupuytrens (the latest in a long line of conditions I've had to manage)

Reaching out to say hello and perhaps chat about things you've learned? (At your discretion -- no pressure!)

I've been learning what I can but do not yet know the larger contours of the condition nor what sort of outright quackery I need to avoid. 😂



Are we having an influx again? Did Elon do the thing again? Silly Elon.


Whence comes this idea that the Fediverse has "failed to catch on"? We have over ten fricking million users. That's like the population of London.
in reply to Sarah Brown

It fails to catch on for a certain group. If you look at where they are coming from they, I would say, see that they will lose any influence that they previously enjoyed. Their only recourse is to undermine what they perceive as a threat to their ethereal influence.


Dear god, the boat was filthy. Took about 3 hours to get all the shite off.

in reply to Sarah Brown

@montag what if we made some kind of plug-in, that used chatGPT to ramble incoherently at Facebook?


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I also heard - though don't know how true it is our how much bearing it has - that he got the CD cheap as it was old stock and possibly out of date 😬
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The other obvious flaw, besides being made of a material that is notable for being strong in tension, not compression, is the use of a cylinder for a vessel that is going to experience pressure from the outside, not the inside.

Just suck the air out of an empty lemonade bottle, and you'll see how little of a pressure differential is needed for the cylindrical center section to squash flat, while the spherical ends keep their shape. Thicker walls are only going to do so much to prevent that.

That's why cylindrical submarines used down to hundreds of feet have bulkheads at intervals along their length to support the cylinder from the inside.

And submarines that are used at thousands of feet of depth are made up of spherical pressure vessels, because additional bulkheads and thicker walls cease to reinforce cylinders sufficiently at depths where the slightest imperfection can result in deformation, that /will/ progress further under those forces. Even submarines that look cylindrical from the outside, like the DSRV:



The boat is filthy. We need to go outside to clean it. We have brought materiais to clean it. We cannot be forced to clean it. Once we are outside the hatch, we are outside the law.



Silo S1 spoilers

Ok, they ended that a minute or two before I thought they were going to.

In the book, she worked out it was a lie before she went outside. They discovered the code for the display and noted that it was only 8192 * 2048 pixels: enough for a helmet, but not enough for the cafeteria view screen.

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Silo S1 spoilers
Nice!
Was season 1 one book or only a section of a book? (IIRC there are several books in the series but I didn't want to spoil myself)
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Silo S1 spoilers

@Ozzy It was the first half of “Wool”.

How they choose to do season 3 is going to be interesting. The second book, “Shift”, takes place partially in flashback to our near future, and partly contemporaneously with the events of Wool.

The books are Wool, Shift, and Dust. Dust unites the storylines of Wool and Shift and continues immediately afterwards.

@Ozzy
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Silo S1 spoilers

@Ozzy One thing they’ve changed from the books is the whole Simms/enforcers thing. It’s simply not in the book, where it’s all Bernard.

I suspect Simms is going to take on the role that Lucas (guy who looks at the stars) takes.

@Ozzy
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Silo S1 spoilers

@Ozzy I think what happens at the end of Wool works better with Simms’ motivation. The way he does it with Lucas in the book is a bit 2 dimensional.

The question I’m wondering now is if S2 will end at the end of Wool, or about a chapter from the end. That would give them a nice cliffhanger, but if S3 is the first half of Shift, then none of it involves the characters we know (a lot of it happens pre-silo and we find out why they were built, who built them, and what it is that kills them when they go outside).

@Ozzy


First time @Zoë O'Connell and I have got to the boat in months.

A new lifeform has evolved, created from some sort of capillary action resulting in months old sewage working its way back into the toilet bowl. Dealing with it was more disgusting than I care to think about. I am now having a beer.

The utter glamour of yachting.

in reply to Sarah Brown

@Zoë O'Connell Yachting: unclogging a rank toilet while drinking tea that tastes of bleach.

Tomorrow we need to clean the accumulated verdigris off the deck with the jet wash. That bit at least is enjoyable.

The engine is running on diesel that's, on average, over a year old. It's not running very well on it. Need to sort that out too.

in reply to Sarah Brown

Remember this is the millionaire lifestyle the glorious people’s revolutionary orcas are trying to stop you enjoying.

in reply to Sarah Brown

swans also live in London, so it serves londoners right for invading their territory.
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@Simon Waldman Yes. People should stay out of waterfowl territory. It is their home, and the swans are simply defending themselves.