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Smoking area in Lisbon airport is indoor and leaks.

4 ventolin so far. May need more. Starting to get the tremors. Bit dizzy from hypoxia.



Silo not spoilers

Bernard; “Technically fifty one”

You are NOT supposed to know that. They’ve changed something from the books (I mean they’ve changed quite a lot, but that’s a biggie. 51 is on the need to know list, and the head of IT isn’t on it)

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@Natasha Jay 🇪🇺 @Katy Swain I want to be made uncomfortable and conflicted about what I’d do in Paul Thurman’s position. If it manages that, then it will be some of the best sci-fi ever.
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@Natasha Jay 🇪🇺 @Katy Swain Shit, just had a thought.

Thurman is literally Leto II Atreides, isn’t he? Exact same shit.



Silo mild spoilers/speculation

Ok, so the tunnel isn’t in the books, but I can kinda guess where it goes.

The voice which spoke to Lukas though. I initially assumed it’s Donald, but maybe not. Maybe someone finding the tunnel is what makes them go and wake Thurman up?



Me, to Reddit: You probably shouldn’t be using the same fork that you stabbed the raw chicken with to eat it when it’s cooked.

Reddit: 15 downvotes

Behold your electorate.

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in reply to Sarah Brown

Boil the fork with the chicken, I'd say.

Wait, why stabbing a raw chicken? As a vegetarian I'm rather puzzled.

@Sarah Brown

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carnivorism

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@Andy H3 this was to be microwaved. Microwaving forks is … an experience!


The caffeine causes the ADHD to briefly subside.

Clutter appears everywhere.

Me: Shit! Where did that come from?!?!

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The "prosperous and slightly criminal half century" life of Ravenser Odd.

Content note: Grimsby.

beta.nationalarchives.gov.uk/e…

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in reply to Alexandra Lanes

I seem to remember there was somewhere off the coast of Norfolk or Suffolk at some point where new mothers went to register their births as it was unparished, so they didn't have to acknowledge the father. The memory is a bit of a muddle, but I can't find any reference to it.



Feeling proud of myself. I contacted a therapist who should be able to help me with my fun new anxiety issues, and also started some work on them on my own, of which I may say more at a later date.

Taking back a bit of power.



Watching YouTube and an ad just interrupted the ad.

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in reply to Sarah Brown

hey, we heard you liked ads, so here's an ad in your ad!

Me: you heard wrong.

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it has begun.

Future historians - if there are any - will refer to this as the start of the Ad Bot Wars.

We cannot imagine the weapons they will bring to bear on each other, as the stress of war in AdSpace forges the rise of Machine Intelligence

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Can’t help but think that the 2024 DNC was the one with the second worst outcome of all time.




Weird anxiety episode day 6. Tears on my new sofa, no concentration, kind of just want to let ideas of work or law degree hang.



You know you’re in Portugal when your wife goes to the supermarket and texts, “red, white, or green?”


So you're speaking a sentence in Portuguese, are you? Well you have 0.5 seconds to decide between a subordinating conjunction or a preposition/naked adjective, AND IT WILL DETERMINE THE COURSE OF THE REST OF YOUR LIFE!

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Just got off a call with clients in Lisbon, fortunately their English is good so conjunctions were avoided…

friendica (DFRN) - Link to source

I have no joke. I just like saying "sugarcane whip smut".


In 2023 I painted sugarcane whip smut, caused by the fungus Sporisorium scitamineum (synonym Ustilago scitaminea).

hgpenningtonart.co.uk/plantspa…




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I’m guessing that was the voice of Donald that we just heard.

That doesn’t happen like that in the book.

Also, why does Bernard know about the 51st silo? That’s only supposed to be revealed at the end, when one of them goes to repopulate the earth.

in reply to Sarah Brown

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And before the “but not everyone is dead” comments, it’s absolutely canon that the only humans alive are under Fulton County, Georgia. Howey has said so himself, and the plot makes no sense if they’re not.


Trying to find my fabric tape measure to measure my boobs.

Of course it’s in the raspberry pi bits drawer. Of course it is.

in reply to Alexandra Lanes

Where else would you keep it?! 😉

(I keep mine with the spare batteries...🤷‍♀️)

in reply to Alexandra Lanes

I don't know what you mean *glances at tape measure that is coiled up with a network cable then coiled around the outside*

🤭




Life appears to have given me lemons. Now I need to work out what the hell to do with them.

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So anyone on Bsky can’t help but have noticed the whole sudden Sisters of Dorley thing.

It’s just made me realise how much I profoundly miss the stuff we had around 2008 in London. That was such a time. If you were there, you’ll know.



Dateline, elsenet

Egg: Hi. My egg is breaking. What should I do?

Me: My sympathies. Try oestrogen.

Line goes dead.

Possibly too old for this shit. Anyway, oestrogen 🤷🏻‍♀️



After having covid in December and a horrible new year cold (family brought that one in), my immune system has taken a beating and I keep getting zits and it’s pissing me off.


Weird anxiety episode day 3. Seems to be receding somewhat. Heart pounding and adrenaline rushes keep happening a bit but maybe less severely? Got sleep in a couple of three hour batches from what I remember. Have attempted to contact a therapist to process some of this.


Sometimes we sleep, or may as well. The world of possibilities that contains and is contained by a day too much and too overwhelming to be but observed slowly through a fog. What shall I do today? Toss a coin.

Sometimes we remember, or remember feeling. To fetch from the vaults of memory is to remember afresh, and to remember afresh to feel afresh. To feel afresh is to reason afresh and it is all still true: this is still was still am still me I, feeling. But nevertheless afresh.

Sometimes we reach out. So fortunate I, who can be held without holding and still feel the warmth. Waves over waves.




Bit sad not to be able to join in the general trans Dorley Hall love-in but I read maybe 300 pages and the non-consensual and imprisonment aspects of it seem to trigger a lot of anxiety, so it's perhaps not the book for me. And that's OK.


I discovered the other day that the Scottish Baby Box, available free to everyone pregnant in Scotland, contains condoms. Bit late, you might think.

parentclub.scot/baby-box



I am about as safe and secure as it’s possible for a trans woman who isn’t in deep stealth to be, and the news is fucking _terrifying_ me.

We have got to find a way to survive the coming years, emotionally as well as physically. We have to be there for each other, but also for OURSELVES.

in reply to Sarah Brown

It is frigtning. Unfortunately I’ve been through this before. I remember sitting over from lawyers talking through what to do about my partner who had been fired on the spot for being trans. Or dealing with scum in a super market who has decided to hassle me badly. I learnt quickly that you fight back. In that case security and management supported me because I was a regular who did their weekly shop there. But yes prior to the EA2010 and prior to the GRA2004 and prior to the ECHR rulings you had the SDA and “good people” and there are a lot more of them than you think. The scumbags are few just vocal!
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Oh and you’re in the right place. Your new country is getting it right. As is the one I am hoping to moving to.


It is a beautiful day in the village and you are Lord Denning, Master of the Rolls.


UK Pol
Vladimir Putin now joint first place in UK opinion poll. findoutnow.co.uk/blog/voting-i…
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We regret to announce that Milkshake Zuck … mastodon.social/@eff/113794035…


Update: After this blog post was written, we learned Meta revised its public "Hateful Conduct" policy in ways EFF finds concerning. We are analyzing these changes, which this blog post does not address.

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@eff the EFF would always protect a Nazi's right to maximally spew hate over a trans person's right to exist. See their pearl clutching about Kiwi Farms not getting kicked by their DDoS protection service.

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in reply to Jo Shields

@directhex @eff Strong agree here. Too often the EFF has felt a lot more like the “Straight Cis White Techbro Freedom Foundation”.
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@eff openrightsgroup.org/blog/musk-… much better take


This had better not be prescience, Amazon! What do you know that I don’t?

in reply to Sarah Brown

Where is your freeze peach god now, Nazi boy?


Please quit with the Gladiator II, “movies aren’t made like this any more” ads. It was made in 2024.


Apparently “billionaire creep says stupid shit” is news now? mastodon.social/@pupuweb/11379…


🚨 The EU rejects Zuckerberg's claim that Europe’s laws are “institutionalizing censorship,” stating they only require the removal of illegal content. 🧐 #EU #Zuckerberg #ContentModeration #Censorship #TechNews #DigitalPolicy #SocialMediaRegulation #LegalMatters


A month or so ago the weird gods of Internet advertising decided I needed a book on bomb scene investigation.

Now they’re offering me introductions to bloodstain pattern analysis.



Me: “Well you see, guv, you for Charybdis on your rudder. Gonna be expensive. Need a lift”

The wife: Is that worse than Scylla? Same problem but with a Liverpool accent.

Me: Here’s our Graham to explain how fucked your propeller is!

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Graham: "looks like someone's already nicked yer wheels though...
"My mate down the pub can get you a new propeller though like"


One thing Facebook has that this place lacks is good kitten photos and videos. Where are my squeeping nuggets of federated cuteness?

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in reply to Alexandra Lanes

The hashtags cats, catsofmastodon and caturday are a far higher purity source of cat huffing than those provided over on FB.
in reply to Alexandra Lanes

You can follow hashtags. So find the proper one you want in regard to cats, and your feed will be full of em from all over the world.