Bernard; “Technically fifty one”
You are NOT supposed to know that. They’ve changed something from the books (I mean they’ve changed quite a lot, but that’s a biggie. 51 is on the need to know list, and the head of IT isn’t on it)
@Natasha Jay 🇪🇺 @Katy Swain Shit, just had a thought.
Thurman is literally Leto II Atreides, isn’t he? Exact same shit.
Me, to Reddit: You probably shouldn’t be using the same fork that you stabbed the raw chicken with to eat it when it’s cooked.
Reddit: 15 downvotes
Behold your electorate.
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Boil the fork with the chicken, I'd say.
Wait, why stabbing a raw chicken? As a vegetarian I'm rather puzzled.
The caffeine causes the ADHD to briefly subside.
Clutter appears everywhere.
Me: Shit! Where did that come from?!?!
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The "prosperous and slightly criminal half century" life of Ravenser Odd.
Content note: Grimsby.
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Feeling proud of myself. I contacted a therapist who should be able to help me with my fun new anxiety issues, and also started some work on them on my own, of which I may say more at a later date.
Taking back a bit of power.
hey, we heard you liked ads, so here's an ad in your ad!
Me: you heard wrong.
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it has begun.
Future historians - if there are any - will refer to this as the start of the Ad Bot Wars.
We cannot imagine the weapons they will bring to bear on each other, as the stress of war in AdSpace forges the rise of Machine Intelligence
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I’m guessing that was the voice of Donald that we just heard.
That doesn’t happen like that in the book.
Also, why does Bernard know about the 51st silo? That’s only supposed to be revealed at the end, when one of them goes to repopulate the earth.
Trying to find my fabric tape measure to measure my boobs.
Of course it’s in the raspberry pi bits drawer. Of course it is.
Where else would you keep it?! 😉
(I keep mine with the spare batteries...🤷♀️)
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I don't know what you mean *glances at tape measure that is coiled up with a network cable then coiled around the outside*
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Dateline, elsenet
Egg: Hi. My egg is breaking. What should I do?
Me: My sympathies. Try oestrogen.
Line goes dead.
Possibly too old for this shit. Anyway, oestrogen 🤷🏻♀️
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Sometimes we sleep, or may as well. The world of possibilities that contains and is contained by a day too much and too overwhelming to be but observed slowly through a fog. What shall I do today? Toss a coin.
Sometimes we remember, or remember feeling. To fetch from the vaults of memory is to remember afresh, and to remember afresh to feel afresh. To feel afresh is to reason afresh and it is all still true: this is still was still am still me I, feeling. But nevertheless afresh.
Sometimes we reach out. So fortunate I, who can be held without holding and still feel the warmth. Waves over waves.
I discovered the other day that the Scottish Baby Box, available free to everyone pregnant in Scotland, contains condoms. Bit late, you might think.
Baby box | Parent Club
The Baby Box helps families prepare for the arrival of their baby. New babies need a surprising amount of stuff! Scotland’s Baby Box is packed full of clothes, bedding and lots of other useful things to help give your baby the best possible start in …www.parentclub.scot
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I am about as safe and secure as it’s possible for a trans woman who isn’t in deep stealth to be, and the news is fucking _terrifying_ me.
We have got to find a way to survive the coming years, emotionally as well as physically. We have to be there for each other, but also for OURSELVES.
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Voting intention: 8th Jan 2025
Our new Voting Intention tracker finds Labour narrowly in first place, leading Reform UK by a single respondent in our samplefindoutnow
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Musk and Zuck: Engineering Free Speech
Under the guise of protecting free speech, an alarming alignment between government power and Big Tech’s corporate power is unfolding.Open Rights Group
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A month or so ago the weird gods of Internet advertising decided I needed a book on bomb scene investigation.
Now they’re offering me introductions to bloodstain pattern analysis.
Me: “Well you see, guv, you for Charybdis on your rudder. Gonna be expensive. Need a lift”
The wife: Is that worse than Scylla? Same problem but with a Liverpool accent.
Me: Here’s our Graham to explain how fucked your propeller is!
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"My mate down the pub can get you a new propeller though like"
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