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France: Any journey shorter than 4 hours by train should not be allowed to be taken by plane.

Me, after using French railways for a couple of weeks: They’re running plane services for distances of only 100km?

I’m honestly shocked at how functionally useless French railways are. “Welcome to our interchange. Please wait 2 hours surrounded by screaming kids and chain smokers for your connection. No you can’t have a fucking coffee”

Dear the UK, you have it better than you could possibly believe.

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@TimWardCam well, we do have some 1 #train per 2 hour services overdue for improvement like Peterborough-Ipswich and a few daily oddballs like Cambridge-Harwich, but in general, GB regional service frequency beats French. Slower and fewer high speed services in GB though. Lots of 180 and 160kph lines with little bits of 205.
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@Alexa (She/Her) 🏳️‍⚧️ The infrastructure is clearly there to support integrated public transport. It just doesn't seem to be used to enable it.

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Ok, but maybe some sort of IPx7 couch, to accommodate the dolphins?

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Everything wrong with British politics in one article bbc.co.uk/news/articles/c4ng5q…

"Former chancellor Zahawi mulling bid for the Telegraph"

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Happy π approximation day to those who celebrate. Don't let the continued fractions bite.

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Shit.

The New York Times, Washington Post, and Democrat Party leadership have just handed the White House to Donald Trump on a silver platter. 💀💀💀

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This is the risk.

Every Bloomberg that tries to take her down will go dirty. They will be united it tearing her down in ways that don’t get us a Democratic President, but just flood the zone with shit.

Edit: the first Bloomberg, this one named Manchin, didn’t last a full work day against her.

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Sharan Volin
@theory At this point it's pretty clear she's the candidate. And people are excited (I know I am). She got an all time record in donations and 28,000 people called to volunteer within a day.

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An elementary combinatorics exercise:

"Revelations 13:1 says 'I saw a beast coming out of the sea. It had ten horns and seven heads, with ten crowns on its horns, and on each head a blasphemous name'. Assuming that the horns are indistinguishable, in how many ways could they be distributed among the seven heads? (Assume that the blasphemous names are all different.). What if each horn is different?"

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#2961 CrowdStrike

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Someone has finally been done in modern times for *checks notes* "Handling a Salmon under Suspicious Circumstances"

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I have come to the firm conclusion that noun-adjective is the correct order and this is just one of the ways that English is stupid.
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Yeah, I read it first as "Thames swan counters hope; numbers recover…" (which is not supported by the provided orthography but people sometimes type sloppily) and then wondered what hope numbers were, then got the right parse.

PTC collects these things, ISTR.

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Just seen the best bit of commentary on transmisogyny I’ve seen in ages: if you want to know how a man treats cis women in private, look at how he treats trans women in public.
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Tina🍉
@JustinMac84 how come transphobes always accuse trans women of being perverts in women’s locker rooms oogling cis women but they never accuse trans men of sneaking into men’s locker room to oogle cis men? If they view the genders as equal why not criticize all trans people the same way accross the board?
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@JustinMac84 yes exactly. Transphobes are sexist just like you said. Some prejudices are not separable from one another because they rest on the same assumptions.


Didn’t take long for the shine to wear off this government mastodon.social/@Lazarou/11277…


A Queer man stabs his own kind in the back for power. May everything bad possible happen to this traitor-filth

#WesStreeting #LGBTQIA #Trans #UKPOL #UKpolitics

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Musings on fighting good fights...

The best lack all spoons, while the worst are full of passionate intensity

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a The worst have Gatling guns made of the spoons of the fallen.

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it's fucking crazy to me that we have a real life Voight-Kampff test and it fucking works

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I don't know how true this is, but it definitely feels it a lot of the time!


Link Post: Why are people so anxious all of the time? smbc-comics.com/comic/cortex
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@chiffchaff @andrewducker Yes, that's my point. Regarding its complaints as inherently _not_ pathological is exactly what I'm objecting to.

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Chilling out on a shady bench passing time before I have to get a taxi to the airport. Absolutely loving the pictures of shocked and disappointed French right wingers that I keep seeing in my masto feed 🐂👍🦌😆

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Already going to the airport ? So what time you think you should be in UK ?
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@gilesgoat nah not going yet, I will probably go get tapas and a beer at some point. Flight doesn't board until 17:50. Leaves 18:30, it's a couple of hours I think.
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Gave the beasties their usual biscuits, they are all flumping in the stables, the weather starts nice today, it should stay like this for some days so the shearer guy could come. Almost got spit by Maya again ( tried to pet her ).
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@marksemczyszyn @gilesgoat yeah wish I could stay longer, only got here on Friday. Still, it's been nice to see a couple of days of actual summer.
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@gilesgoat yeah I know what you mean. Got here Friday too. Back home tomorrow. But we shall be back.
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@marksemczyszyn @Mafalda Eu preciso de ir a Portugal para praticar meu portugues. Nos podemos pedir cervejas todo o dia e comer batatas firtas com peixe ou bife enquanto caminhemos para as cidades em frente do mar.


So delighted at the news from France. Definitely needed that. The French two-round system may be bonkers but it does give the public the chance to say “non” to an inadvisable outcome from the first round.

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@Conor Mc Bride Well, bonkers is relative. As a good little liberal I like the idea of STV (as used for Assembly elections in NI)
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And everything in the whole of Ireland apart from Westminster in the North. Wouldn't be without it!

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Anyone trying to downplay or put to the negative what happened to France this evening probably doesn’t like democracy. This is an absolute win against populism and fascism, with a record number of people casting their votes. I’m more than happy with the result

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“It would shit the bed in a way that can’t be recovered from in any trousers”. Mixed metaphors are messy

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Have nothing in your home that you do not
• know to be useful
• believe to be beautiful
• feel unaccountable vague fondness for
• can imagine a hypothetical situation in which you'd *really* need it
• firmly intend to get round to doing something with one of these days
• can't remove because of all the other junk piled on top of it
• feel guilty about not dealing with something more important first
• fear throwing away in case you remember tomorrow why you bought it
• miscellaneous
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@ajft
I’ve been calling my home decor style “low-key hoarder” for a while now

I’m not sure when I tick over into full-scale hoarder

The signs are there though


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Outside, people are out and about chilling and having fun. It's warm. I love Europe. Used to belong to me too and the idiots took it away.

Don't think I'll ever forgive that.

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Anyone not Tory (or further right) will always be welcome - even if you need to queue differently. Especially oxen!


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My subconscious desire to push the envelope of what I could get away with laminating is the reason I donated my laminator to the ESE teacher...

Probably unrelated side note: Did you know that you can laminate Kraft singles sliced cheese without it melting if you freeze it first? 🌠

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once found 5 year old Kraft singles in the fridge at work, perfectly preserved. A colleague and I declared that it would be "good apocalypse food".



So following the US Supreme Court's logic... if he could assert some kind of national security reason for doing it as an official act, Biden could assassinate Trump and not be prosecuted? #uspol

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folks developing web apps should be forced to use them on scotrail free wifi for a month before being allowed to release them

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Something's just occurred to me that's quite telling. I can name favourite (or at least some) Doctor Who stories from every Doctor between 1963 and 1989. From the 2005- series I can only remember one good story off the top of my head and that's Blink.

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@Octorine Was that the one that went along with the Empty Child, kids with gasmasks thing? I remember the imagery being scary but the resolution being magic pixie dust or somesuch?


Kerning matters!

Early modern: 1399
Early modem: 1200/75

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We should have our own East Coast Liberal Elite, you know in England.

Conceptual art critics? Walton-on-the-Naze. Experimental film making hub? Filey. World Postmodernism Conference? Cleethorpes. Secret World Government? Gibraltar Point; third bird hide on the left.

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Europe is full of centre right and centre left parties who, rather than oppose far right scapegoating of minorities, have adopted a position of, “those guys are right, don’t vote for them”.

To their incredible surprise, this isn’t working.

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@pettter @argv_minus_one @drbjork I think so. It's a process with its steps. You don't get full nazi massacres on day one. But are we slowly having the post-WW2 welfare societies eroded towards rampant fascism? Well...



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I knew Brewdog was a shitty company but I didn’t know they ran actual Nazi bars. theguardian.com/business/artic…

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Quick Assange frequent misconceptions thread:
1) "Assange was merely wanted for questioning" - no, Swedish judicial process required that he be interrogated before charges could be made. Sweden arrested him in his absence (he'd already left the country) and filed a European Arrest Warrant. English judges concluded that he had been formally accused of the crimes, even if not indicted. See section 142 of wired.com/images_blogs/threatl….
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@HN414 The argument was that he conspired to gain access to classified material. To the extent that any plea deal sets precedent (which it doesn't really), this one sets no precedent around people who merely receive classified material from sources rather than encouraging sources to break the law to acquire that material in the first place

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See also being pulled into a random slack channel with no context…

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@jpm see also:
Them: "hi"
Me: "hi"
...
*makes mental note to check back in 15 minutes when they've actually typed what they want*