Crime scene ice-cream:
- Take recipe for strawberry ripple ice-cream;
- Convert from strawberry to raspberry but get some things wrong so sauce ends up runny and a bit gloopy;
- Also, far, far too much sauce;
- Be really bad at the actual rippling so it's a mixture of inhomogenous pinkishness and pools of red;
- forget to even out ice cream after last stir when already nearly frozen.
Result: bloody gelatinous mass ice cream.
Tasty!
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This is a bit of a crawling horror. If you're like me and use a different email address for every website you create an account on (so you can ditch the leakers) you won't ever be able to verify your age.
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I wonder whether the "online fingerprint" they talk about is entirely in accordance with the data protection policies of other sites I've provided data.
I also wonder whether it's discrimination against trans people on the grounds of gender reassignment, since we are more likely to have changed our name and email address, and may thus not be able to prove our age.
Email address age estimation FAQs - Verifymy
FAQs on email age estimation cover its process, privacy protection, certification, accuracy, and differences from age verification methods.Verifymy Limited
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This is fascinating. The Arabic words for minute (as in 1/60 hr) and second (as in 1/60 min) are the same as the words for minute (as in very small) and second (ordinal number 2). And English, it seems, got it from the Arabs via Medieval Latin.
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Got my OU assignment back from the ersatz tutor (since mine was ill). Thought @d a t green would be amused by this particular comment:
"Good, but a paragraph should be more than a single sentence."
It is more than a single sentence, much, much more. It is a gateway to another world: an abstract world of symbols and relationships. It is a single thread of Inrda's net, interfused with reflecting jewels, containing within it ripples of the whole history of symbolic thought.
Nay! [always a good word in situations like this]. Verily! [even better] I put it to you, [forgot this was a law assignment for a moment] your worships and honours, taking into account the principle of totality [adjusts headgear] that indeed, no sentence can ever be singular.
I rest.
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The "prosperous and slightly criminal half century" life of Ravenser Odd.
Content note: Grimsby.
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The wonderful folk over at @trans_rescue@mastodon.social have been working their butts off with a very limited budget to help get trans folk out of dangerous places.
I've pulled together a collection of my stories. These were first written on twitter, some I've reposted here over the years but this is the first time a collection of them has been available.
If you want to acquire a copy of this collection all you have to do is send me proof of a £5 or more donation to Trans Rescue in a DM. (Please for the love of all that is holy redact any bank details) and I'll send you a link to the file with 60 stories and more than one hundred pages of kinky smut.
Note: trans rescue have nothing to do with this, do not hassle them about it, I'm doing this entirely on my own and if they ask me to stop I will.
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Feeling proud of myself. I contacted a therapist who should be able to help me with my fun new anxiety issues, and also started some work on them on my own, of which I may say more at a later date.
Taking back a bit of power.
Trying to find my fabric tape measure to measure my boobs.
Of course it’s in the raspberry pi bits drawer. Of course it is.
I don't know what you mean *glances at tape measure that is coiled up with a network cable then coiled around the outside*
🤭
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Sometimes we sleep, or may as well. The world of possibilities that contains and is contained by a day too much and too overwhelming to be but observed slowly through a fog. What shall I do today? Toss a coin.
Sometimes we remember, or remember feeling. To fetch from the vaults of memory is to remember afresh, and to remember afresh to feel afresh. To feel afresh is to reason afresh and it is all still true: this is still was still am still me I, feeling. But nevertheless afresh.
Sometimes we reach out. So fortunate I, who can be held without holding and still feel the warmth. Waves over waves.
I discovered the other day that the Scottish Baby Box, available free to everyone pregnant in Scotland, contains condoms. Bit late, you might think.
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A month or so ago the weird gods of Internet advertising decided I needed a book on bomb scene investigation.
Now they’re offering me introductions to bloodstain pattern analysis.
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In which the EFF attempt to safe face by showing themselves to be complete muppets mastodon.social/@eff/113794035…
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