Trying to find my fabric tape measure to measure my boobs.
Of course it’s in the raspberry pi bits drawer. Of course it is.
Where else would you keep it?! 😉
(I keep mine with the spare batteries...🤷♀️)
Alexandra Lanes likes this.
I don't know what you mean *glances at tape measure that is coiled up with a network cable then coiled around the outside*
🤭
Alexandra Lanes likes this.
Magician Anxiety Mug - NewsThump Store
There is something magical in turning one thing into another. Celebrate your magical ability to turn good news into anxiety with this mug!NewsThump Store
Alexandra Lanes likes this.
reshared this
Sometimes we sleep, or may as well. The world of possibilities that contains and is contained by a day too much and too overwhelming to be but observed slowly through a fog. What shall I do today? Toss a coin.
Sometimes we remember, or remember feeling. To fetch from the vaults of memory is to remember afresh, and to remember afresh to feel afresh. To feel afresh is to reason afresh and it is all still true: this is still was still am still me I, feeling. But nevertheless afresh.
Sometimes we reach out. So fortunate I, who can be held without holding and still feel the warmth. Waves over waves.
I discovered the other day that the Scottish Baby Box, available free to everyone pregnant in Scotland, contains condoms. Bit late, you might think.
Baby box | Parent Club
The Baby Box helps families prepare for the arrival of their baby. New babies need a surprising amount of stuff! Scotland’s Baby Box is packed full of clothes, bedding and lots of other useful things to help give your baby the best possible start in …www.parentclub.scot
Alexandra Lanes likes this.
A month or so ago the weird gods of Internet advertising decided I needed a book on bomb scene investigation.
Now they’re offering me introductions to bloodstain pattern analysis.
Sion [main] reshared this.
Alexandra Lanes likes this.
In which the EFF attempt to safe face by showing themselves to be complete muppets mastodon.social/@eff/113794035…
Alexandra Lanes likes this.
He never enjoyed snow, unlike his brother.
The first time we had deep snow Bilbo spent 10 mins diving forward and skidding headfirst into it.
Benji has arthritis now so is a snow/ice wimp like me.
If you played Jet Set Willy on the Spectrum as a kid you’ll be aware of the notorious Attic Bug. It meant that if you entered the Attic in a game, various rooms became instakills.
Today I read an explanation of the bug: bits of non-screen memory are being written to when one of the monsters in the Attic is “drawn”.
reshared this
Alexandra Lanes likes this.
The original post has been obliterated because of containment breach, but here's the archive: web.archive.org/web/2023112613…
And I found this reblog that has lots of additions as well. 😁 xserpx.tumblr.com/post/7349428…
xserpx
the fact that we only have “herculean task” and “sisyphean task” feels so limiting. so here’s a few more tasks for your repertoire icarian task: when you have a task you know you’re going to fail at...xserpx (Tumblr)
User name cannot be blank 🇪🇺 reshared this.
In US law they pronounce the “v.” in case names as “versus” or “vee”. So we get the famous case of Roe v. Wade. But in English law for civil cases like this we pronounce the “v.” as “and”, thus rendering the case name as “row and wade”.
Or so I thought. It occurred to me just now that if the case had happened here, it’d be a judicial review. So would be called something like R (Roe) v. Wade, pronounced “the Crown (on behalf of Roe) and Wade”.
But! It was in 1973 when we wrote judicial review case names differently. It would probably have been something more like R v. Wade ex parte Roe.
Alexandra Lanes likes this.
Alexandra Lanes likes this.
Mike 🇬🇧 🇪🇺 reshared this.
Alexandra Lanes likes this.
AI is a marketing term, not a technical term: Exhibit 1 in what is likely to become a continuing series.
This aircon unit is set to auto. But the icon on the remote shows “AI” instead.
I can state with reasonable certainty that there is nothing in this aircon unit that computer scientists recognise as “AI”, even under archaic definitions.
Alexandra Lanes likes this.
reshared this
Looks like this person got a visit from the ghost of cybersecurity "foreseeable consequences".
"I harassed my users into not opening any emails they aren't expecting, and now they won't open any emails they weren't expecting!"
reshared this
The "anti phishing" campaigns, when fake phishing emails are regularly sent out and the unlucky ones who click on a link in them have to do additional training, are very efficient in training employees to never click any link in an email.
If there is something urgent, I'll be contacted some over way.
Alexandra Lanes likes this.
Hypolite Petovan likes this.
reshared this
Eleanor LNR Blair
in reply to Alexandra Lanes • • •Alexandra Lanes likes this.