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Argh “reign in” irrational twitch grumble sassenfrassen

Brain loses all information, goes to rant on soshul, starts painstaking research on this mondegreen…

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Today I heard:

"however, the truth was much stranger than reality".

I have questions!







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Strange the way anti-hype works just like hype. From the results I've seen,

DeepSeek's answers are far worse than, say ChatGPTs. They're much vaguer and more rambling, often largely unrelated to the question asked. Not only do they read like an undergrad essay, they read like the student was drunk.

Also, when there are export restrictions on stuff you're buying from another country and you report that you came in just under the magic number, well, surprise, surprise.

Sure, there's no reason Chinese researchers couldn't do this stuff just as well as the US or better. And, yeah, the AI bubble bursting is a real popcorn moment for us all, all the same.

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"Despite the idolatrous panegyrics to Equity’s feminist vigour, she remains, at best, a superficial feminist." Bloody hell someone swallowed the poetry pill before writing this law paper...


I do not know the weather there,
Whether there's mist or fog
Or a driving rain you can barely move through
Or snow piled deep at the door.
Warm refuge or cold trap, or
Just another thing, put the tea on, shrug?
I blink the lamp, light the fire, wave the flags, wait
For a whether worn woman in an uncharted state.

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Always used to call the kind of luncheon meat sausage with the long egg down the middle ...
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This is what a long furby egg looks like. 😬

I had a friend once who said working gastro is a lot like working in a sexshop. There are a lot of things that make you think "this is genious" and "this is fucked up" at the same time 😂

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Crime scene ice-cream:

  1. Take recipe for strawberry ripple ice-cream;
  2. Convert from strawberry to raspberry but get some things wrong so sauce ends up runny and a bit gloopy;
  3. Also, far, far too much sauce;
  4. Be really bad at the actual rippling so it's a mixture of inhomogenous pinkishness and pools of red;
  5. forget to even out ice cream after last stir when already nearly frozen.

Result: bloody gelatinous mass ice cream.

Tasty!

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This is a bit of a crawling horror. If you're like me and use a different email address for every website you create an account on (so you can ditch the leakers) you won't ever be able to verify your age.
verifymy.io/age-verification-a…

I wonder whether the "online fingerprint" they talk about is entirely in accordance with the data protection policies of other sites I've provided data.

I also wonder whether it's discrimination against trans people on the grounds of gender reassignment, since we are more likely to have changed our name and email address, and may thus not be able to prove our age.

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OOI do you know about the legality of an adult discussing / inventing / using workarounds? I presume they're going to be out there...


If you can get swans to trust you enough, usually through food-based bribery, they will let you stroke their necks. They are wonderfully soft and stroky.

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It's all <insert complex language> to me (regional variations)
instagram.com/languages.eu

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EDIT: ht to @smallcircles, the artist is Anton Gudim and this is their Patreon patreon.com/gudim
EDIT2: aka @YesBut as per comments below.
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Doing some slightly distressing diary archaeology for therapy. I was however occasionally kind to myself as a future reader:

"(As a reference point, this was the week John Archer died.)"



This is fascinating. The Arabic words for minute (as in 1/60 hr) and second (as in 1/60 min) are the same as the words for minute (as in very small) and second (ordinal number 2). And English, it seems, got it from the Arabs via Medieval Latin.

en.wiktionary.org/wiki/%D8%AB%…

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@Colin Watson The suggestion from that Wikipedia article (which I’ve not researched further so may be total bobbins) is that it’s from the flourishing of science in the Islamic world, although that’s a world that’s always had Jews in so 🤷‍♀️
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I can easily believe it's of Arabic origin due to sheer numbers of mediaeval scientists. Just wondered, as Wiktionary's etymology wasn't clear either way


Talking to myself earlier... "I speedran transition a bit and didn't stop to collect all the secrets"
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Yes yes I know I'm mixing my game metaphors here. The Tomb Raider version is probably visiting gender clinics with only pistols and no medikits.


Got my OU assignment back from the ersatz tutor (since mine was ill). Thought @d a t green would be amused by this particular comment:

"Good, but a paragraph should be more than a single sentence."

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It is more than a single sentence, much, much more. It is a gateway to another world: an abstract world of symbols and relationships. It is a single thread of Inrda's net, interfused with reflecting jewels, containing within it ripples of the whole history of symbolic thought.

Nay! [always a good word in situations like this]. Verily! [even better] I put it to you, [forgot this was a law assignment for a moment] your worships and honours, taking into account the principle of totality [adjusts headgear] that indeed, no sentence can ever be singular.

I rest.


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Let’s talk about resistance after a conqueror takes power. Specifically let’s talk about this bendy yellow building, and what it shows us about the moment the Florentine Republic finally fell to its kleptocratic/proto-capitalist banking-fortune Medici conquerors 1/?

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What came after 1530's republic's fall?
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I've visited Florence a few times in the past for the #golab conference. And I must say, I LOVED this thread. Thanks for sharing this knowledge!



Interesting observation. When talking one-to-one to a woman I don't know well my brain flips into the before-transition mode, where I'm hyper-aware I pose a threat.
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@Sarah Brown So, basically, lesbian sheep meme but each of them also thinks she's a wolf.


Had my ears pierced this morning. This photo conveys about 0.0002% of my gendersquee.

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Y ahora un poco de porno 😂😂😂

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The "prosperous and slightly criminal half century" life of Ravenser Odd.

Content note: Grimsby.

beta.nationalarchives.gov.uk/e…

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I seem to remember there was somewhere off the coast of Norfolk or Suffolk at some point where new mothers went to register their births as it was unparished, so they didn't have to acknowledge the father. The memory is a bit of a muddle, but I can't find any reference to it.

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The wonderful folk over at @trans_rescue@mastodon.social have been working their butts off with a very limited budget to help get trans folk out of dangerous places.

I've pulled together a collection of my stories. These were first written on twitter, some I've reposted here over the years but this is the first time a collection of them has been available.

If you want to acquire a copy of this collection all you have to do is send me proof of a £5 or more donation to Trans Rescue in a DM. (Please for the love of all that is holy redact any bank details) and I'll send you a link to the file with 60 stories and more than one hundred pages of kinky smut.

Note: trans rescue have nothing to do with this, do not hassle them about it, I'm doing this entirely on my own and if they ask me to stop I will.

transrescue.org/donations/dona…

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Oooh, can you dm me a screen shot of the confirmation page please



Feeling proud of myself. I contacted a therapist who should be able to help me with my fun new anxiety issues, and also started some work on them on my own, of which I may say more at a later date.

Taking back a bit of power.




Weird anxiety episode day 6. Tears on my new sofa, no concentration, kind of just want to let ideas of work or law degree hang.


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So you're speaking a sentence in Portuguese, are you? Well you have 0.5 seconds to decide between a subordinating conjunction or a preposition/naked adjective, AND IT WILL DETERMINE THE COURSE OF THE REST OF YOUR LIFE!

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Just got off a call with clients in Lisbon, fortunately their English is good so conjunctions were avoided…

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I have no joke. I just like saying "sugarcane whip smut".


In 2023 I painted sugarcane whip smut, caused by the fungus Sporisorium scitamineum (synonym Ustilago scitaminea).

hgpenningtonart.co.uk/plantspa…




Trying to find my fabric tape measure to measure my boobs.

Of course it’s in the raspberry pi bits drawer. Of course it is.

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@Isabel Makes sense, if they ever run out of WAIT WHAT.
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I don't know what you mean *glances at tape measure that is coiled up with a network cable then coiled around the outside*

🤭




Weird anxiety episode day 3. Seems to be receding somewhat. Heart pounding and adrenaline rushes keep happening a bit but maybe less severely? Got sleep in a couple of three hour batches from what I remember. Have attempted to contact a therapist to process some of this.

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There is something magical in turning one thing into another. Celebrate your magical ability to turn good news into anxiety with this mug! Get yours here >>> shop.newsthump.com/product/mag…

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Sometimes we sleep, or may as well. The world of possibilities that contains and is contained by a day too much and too overwhelming to be but observed slowly through a fog. What shall I do today? Toss a coin.

Sometimes we remember, or remember feeling. To fetch from the vaults of memory is to remember afresh, and to remember afresh to feel afresh. To feel afresh is to reason afresh and it is all still true: this is still was still am still me I, feeling. But nevertheless afresh.

Sometimes we reach out. So fortunate I, who can be held without holding and still feel the warmth. Waves over waves.




Bit sad not to be able to join in the general trans Dorley Hall love-in but I read maybe 300 pages and the non-consensual and imprisonment aspects of it seem to trigger a lot of anxiety, so it's perhaps not the book for me. And that's OK.