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the best part is when companies reduce their cardboard packaging so that their deliveries get damaged in shipping, so in the end you need to return it to get a new one until you get one that is in one piece.


Outrage as cis woman treated like trans woman. independent.co.uk/news/uk/home…

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can I just say, what if she was trans? Why would that even matter?
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@Catherine is Tired @Sarah Brown Notionally because she would have had the advantage (citation needed) of a "male puberty" (citation needed) and stronger bones (citation needed) and deprived a "real" woman (citation needed) of a win.

Cetacean needed - maybe we can persuade the orcas that terfs are more fun than rudders.



You’re walking in some single sex biological woods. Would you rather encounter a trans woman, or Kemi Badenoch?

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Not sure I'd want to be in those woods in the first place.

Trans women over TERFs every time. My earliest experience of single-sex spaces online as a baby cis bi woman was TERFs gender policing other women and they were unsurprisingly biphobic and like 14yr old mean girls. I didn't like it age 17 before I knew many trans folks, I'm certainly not liking it now I'm 40+, know hundreds of trans folks and have zero fucks left to give for bullshit and hate.

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Kemi, as proof of there being shit in the woods without any bears involved.


The irony of the TERF brain worm trust going on about “female homosexuals” (god help us all if TERFs ever master the ability to sound like a normal human being) is that cis lesbians are pretty much the least transphobic demographic and entirely sick of TERFs’ bullshit.
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TERFs tell on themselves so hard, I can guarantee right behind TERFery is biphobia, racism and disablism. They're eugenicist AF.


People often ask what it's like to be trans, because it seems to be a very hard thing to imagine.

A friend, sadly no longer with us, once put it absolutely perfectly to me, when she said, "It shouldn't matter what sex you are while you're cleaning the oven, but it does."

It's that simple.

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If a man asks, frame it in terms he will follow.

It is like being a Man U supporter who has to go to Man C games and wear Man C shirts all the time.

If a woman asks, it is enjoying annoying J K Rowling just by existing.




The reason I am a liberal: if I had absolute power, there would be so many bodies. I would do it with the best of intentions.

I am a liberal because I believe nobody should ever have that kind of power.

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if you're leaving bodies you need a bigger plasma cannon...
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Liberalism is not so much about what powers people have, but what powers people are prevented from having.


UK Pol, state sponsored transphobia

Apparently the Tory press is going to lead with their desire to remove all equality protection in law for trans people.

Ineptly because, it turns out, they don’t understand equalities legislation.

And also they’re going to get annihilated so they can’t do it anyway.

But it seems this is now accepted political discourse in the UK, and I would like one, just one opposition party to have the balls to say in response, “you are terrorising trans people and you need to stop”.

But they won’t, because all parties in the UK (yes, all of them) have quite a few people who actually agree with the Tories on this, and it’s more important to avoid upsetting these people than it is to take a stand and say that what amounts to state sponsored terrorism against a minority of your population who just want to live in peace is wrong.

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UK Pol, state sponsored transphobia

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I remember canvassing my council ward in 2012 as a well regarded Liberal Democrat councillor. They phoned their neighbours so they could get their abuse ready.

And after I lost my seat 2 years later, they all told me how much they liked me.

I can’t imagine how much worse it must be for this guy.

Still, I find it difficult to have sympathies for the people who stole our EU citizenship and declared war on trans people.

independent.co.uk/news/uk/poli…

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What’s the suspected motivation for standing down beyond no hope of reelection? If I read the article correctly, the PM is putting his allies in easy to win districts - is that’s what’s going to happen here?

Thank you and apologies but I barely understand my own country’s politics.



There’s an HRT shortage in Portugal.

I have been going round different pharmacists. Usually they give me estrofem. This time I got Zumenon.

Allegedly they’re both the same forumation of estradiol hemihydrate.

So why the hell have I just collapsed in inconsolable tears with absolutely no ability to explain why?

FFS

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Reading r/BestOfRedditUpdates and thanking whatever deities that be relevant for not being cishet because, OMG you guys, a lot of these people are in relationships that are basically wars of attrition.

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i’m zoomin. i’m zumenon
i’m rolling
i’m rolling on
and on
and on and on and on



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Joy Aliza Denebeim

@alexandria I started diy because I had no interest in socially transitioning and that wasn't an option.

Anyway when I did go to my gp she said "I assume you won't quit if I tell you to" yup. Here's a prescription, being monitored by a Dr is way more healthy than doing it yourself. I'll read up on the subject, come see me in 3 months

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Kevin Karhan :verified:
also a lot of people do #DIYHRT all the time, even when it's theoretically possible to get meds in their juristiction simply because of #privacy being compromized and other risks ...


Ah, the joy of watching someone suddenly realise that mammals are named that because we have tits.

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@Nicovel0 Problem with that is that Sarah is lactose intolerant and SarahMilk contains lactose.
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Sarah Brown
@Nicovel0 Didn’t make enough milk for that. Really wanted to save up for cheese.



Ok, I appreciate that this is the epitome of 1st world problems. I am not looking for sympathy here.

But having 2 homes in different countries is weird. You end up duplicating shit to stop feeling strangely displaced.

I have the same worktop in both kitchens. The same desk. The same TV cabinet. The same door lock.

I. HAVE. THE. SAME. LIGHTBULBS.

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@Ozzy nah. One coffee machine cost 6 times what the other cost. Also, Portugal just has better coffee.
@Ozzy


Just saw this via the London Reconnections blog and, oh my god, I think you could not do a worse job of redesigning the tube map if you tried.

“Paint all the lines the same colour. Send a train into London centre from Zone 6. Which identically coloured line does it emerge from on the other side? Fuck knows. Good luck!”

I mean, look at Oxford Circus? Which are the through lines? No? Me neither.

And this is promoted as “accessible”. God help us all.


esri.com/arcgis-blog/products/…

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@girlonthenet
It feels so wrong on so many levels.

Even the train frequency is rather confusing rather than helpful on the map. It doesn't offer choice. If I want to get from A to B I usually can't choose a more frequent lines but have to choose the lines which get me there. Same applies to mode of transport.

Additionally, this would mean all maps need to be reprinted if the frequency is changed.

Oh, and the frequency distinction is ridiculously precise. And is there any line with ❤ minutes frequency? I certainly can't see any at the first glance

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@Sarah Brown Looks like Kenneth made a fool of himself in an official mapping product blog, but at least the actual London transportation map is safe.


Someone on Bluesky yesterday was like, “actually how about national service for Boomers and Gen X doing customer service jobs?”

And I’m like, you want to put me, a nerd with zero fucks given and oppositional defiance tendencies, into a customer service job that I can’t get fired from?

You know Police Academy, right? You remember Mahoney, right?

I would have SO MUCH fun!

(And yes, I have worked customer service, but back then I needed to be polite to the ghastliest of customers)

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Sarah Brown

@Ghost of Hope I remember in the first year of cadets, the senior NCOs had been to Germany camp and it was raining so they were made to give us a presentation about it.

And they reeled off the list of aircraft they saw, and then said, “what else do you find in Germany?”

I put my hand up.

“Cadet Brown?”

“Germans”

I got this.

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Sarah Brown

@Ghost of Hope See? IT’S TAKEN 34 YEARS TO APPRECIATE MY COMIC GENIUS!

They just made me write an essay on “why it’s important not to disrupt class”.



Dear UK TERFs, I just used a female loo in the UK, and have this to say:

Fuck sake. Some of you are fucking animals. If you piss on the fucking seat, fucking wipe it up, FFS.



Found these massive anal beads by the back entrance to Liverpool Street Station

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@Maddie T Liverpool Street is in London…
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One of Nederlands towns had a Xmas buttplug once. I do not see a reason why London should not have anal beads.


Someone just exhaled their vape in my face. My body took objection to this and immediately tried to die.

One second I was breathing. The next I was not.

Fun (am ok now. Bit of a headache)

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Sarah Brown
@Neil Brown being scared uses oxygen. Can’t afford that. Just get the ventolin in.


Changing from crossrail to the jubilee line highlights how badly the 90’s “techno” styling of the jubilee line extension is ageing. It just feels gloomy and oppressive.
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yeah canary wharf specifically has a bit of a dystopian feel to it seen in the current time. It used to just look scifi but now it looks ‘the bad guys in scifi’
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It's always seemed a slightly depressing riff on grey-and-vast Estate Agent Fascist.

I think about that time there was quite a lot of aesthetic fetish for spies and the security services, paramilitary police units, vigelante cops, etc (the GoldenEye and Tomorrow Never Dies era) a kind of "Dirty Harry"-seque uptick.

Especially with it being Westminster it all just seems like a tired and vaguely offensive cliche.



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I have a UK vote. My constituency is a profoundly safe Tory seat, but second is Labour, so I’ll vote for them because you never know.


I appreciate this is far from where we want to be in a perfect world, but the Tories are heading towards “we will put you in death camps”, and given Labour’s reluctance to challenge them on anything, this is probably better than we can hope for.

If you are in touch with Labour peeps, especially your MP, it’s worth letting them know that this stuff is appreciated. They get a LOT of shit from the other side. It’s worth us pushing back.

msn.com/en-gb/news/uknews/peop…

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WPATH, the global governing body for transgender medical care, have responded to the CASS report. They are not impressed. wpath.org/media/cms/Documents/…

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Good news: it appears that repeated mRNA vaccinations promotes a broad spectrum inhibitory response to coronavirus infection.

I’ve had 5 mRNA vaccines and I know I’ve been repeatedly exposed to Covid since and just not caught it. I guess that’s why.

medicine.wustl.edu/news/repeat…

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🤞🤞🤞

I mean, I definitely caught the 'Rona after my first vaccination, but I've not been ill at all since (yet, I'm exhausted following my show run, so I'm just waiting to be hit...)



I feel like I have a “brand”, and that brand is “slightly psychotic middle aged tomboy trans lesbian”.

And brands must be maintained.

So when it’s time to descale the kettle, and other people use vinegar …



r/AskEurope be like, “what are the income thresholds for being different social classes in your country” and all the Brits are like, “this question makes invalid assumptions all the way down”.

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Me, with a time machine: Good news Pyotr Ilyich! You will be remembered as one of the best composers of all time!

Tchaikovsky: That IS good news! Thank you, time travelling stranger!

Me: … largely for the 1812 overture.

Tchaikovsky: <endless screaming>

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@Vic sorry, must dash. Have to go and have a chat with Camile about the Carnival of the Animals.
@Vic


Five years ago, the East Of England Liberal Democrats posted a photo of two transgender women, me and @Zoë O'Connell, wearing “Bollocks to Brexit” T-Shirts.

It is a sign of how far UK politics has fallen that that is utterly unthinkable now. Both the total erasure of transgender people’s existence and acceptance of Brexit are utter orthodoxy across the political spectrum there now.

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Something that's not as important as the hatred, but seems incredibly weird to me, is how it's suddenly become important for politicians. Doesn't that seem really weird? Compared to like the 90s and 00s. That this is suddenly so important for non-trans people who have no real contact with trans-people other than them being a part of the population. I mean, what's going on in their head that it's suddenly important for them? If it's because of social media /éminences grise/, why is it important to *them*? It just seems bizarre. I mean I suppose I *understand* it, but it's always like *so, that's a thing*.


People always point to ghouls like Musk when they say that money can’t buy happiness.

Counterpoint: Enya. She made a load of money. She bought an actual castle. She retired to said castle to become a reclusive cat lady.

Inspirational!

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The people that say "money can't buy happiness" always have some stupid hobby that makes them sad instead of happy.
People with creative hobbies get happier with more money they have.
I have a dozens of things i want to do that i can't because i don't have money.

Elon bought a social media because people made fun of him there.

Mark spends his time stalking millions of people and running psyops with CIA.

Bill Gates is testing how awful a OS can be before people stop using it.

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@void Bill Gates has been running that experiment since the 80s and, it turns out, he hasn’t come close to bottoming out yet.
@void


Apparently this beach is accessed only by sea.

WRONG

Free soloed the bigger, down and up.

Because I can.

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@Ghost of Hope our limestone is a bit chossy, but it’s usable if you know where to go.


Just stopped at a motorway services for a coffee. You know the place; sells petrol.

The bin was on fire.

At the place that sells petrol.

A couple of women just sitting next to it, watching the bin be on fire.

I went and told someone. The bin is no longer on fire.

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That's even scarier than the cashier at the filling station here coming out onto the forecourt for a fag break.


Money talks

But it can’t sing and dance

And it can’t walk

As long as I can have you here with me

I’d much rather be

REVEREND BLUEJEANS!

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Fellow ADHD types: I have found vegetable cheat mode. Before you boil them, chuck a shitload of MSG in the water.

Downside: I have now run out of vegetables and need to eat my own lips.

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Update: really used too much.

Can you eat desks? Asking for a me.



I think the "1936 Olympics" vibe was maybe putting people off a bit. theguardian.com/tv-and-radio/a…

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But without the novelty of being the first Olympics to be televised.


Me, in southern Portugal: you seen that Spain and Morocco are contemplating a rail tunnel?

@Zoë O'Connell, also in southern Portugal: But they won’t build a rail line to here? WHY EVEN IS SPAIN?

Me: That would be HARD, Zoe. They’d have to build a rail line over at least THREE KILOMETRES of line across land nobody lives on and construct a bridge of about TWO HUNDRED METRES.

So difficult.

timeout.com/news/there-could-b…

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Spanish railways were originally built to six (Castilian) feet. Portuguese ones to five (Portuguese) feet. These are, however, only 8mm different - Portugal being 1664mm, Spain 1672mm.

When the two networks joined up (1880s), they agreed a compromise "Iberian" gauge of 1668mm, and gradually all track was switch to that, which was officially completed in 1955.

So yeah, they already fixed *that* problem 70 years go.



900 metres up the Algarve's tallest mountain in the middle of the night. Shockingly dark!

Worth it, though.

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Marcos Dione

lenses need that extra, post infinity 'reach' to do the autofocusing. Not sure if any of them actually have the infinity properly marked; none of the few ones I have/had had it. My current one has something that doesn't feel very accurate. Looking at manual focus lenses, they implement a similar cursor, but most seem to have the extra info of FoD, which make hyper focusing easier.

I use a similar technique to what @goatsarah explained. I mostly use Jupiter.

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