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It's a video
He.
Talks.
Incredibly.
Slowly.
And.
Does.
Not.
Get.
To.
The.
Point.
Scream in ADHD
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Seven years
One hundred kilometres
This is why we can’t have nice things
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The high-speed rail link between Porto and Vigo, in Spain, will be completed in 2032, giving the North of Portugal and Galicia “a unique geostrategic position”, according to the Minister of Infrastructure.www.theportugalnews.com
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This meme annoys me a bit because the "advanced" version is still a simplistic lie that cis people tell themselves about us.
Sex and gender are, in fact, merely two aspects of the same thing and where we draw the line is entirely socially constructed.
In that way, sex does, in fact, equal gender.
Trans women are women.
Trans men are men.
Non binary people are non binary.
Stop trying to introduce extra variables which aren't needed.
I am a trans woman. I am female. That is my sex.
That's it. That's all of it.
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Dear London
When are you going to catch up to civilisation and get E-Ticket readers?
It’s 2025 FFS
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Me: Are stamps still a thing?
Zoe: They’re only valid if they had a barcode
Me: They told me in the 90s that my first class stamps would be valid forever!
Dear god, I’m turning into a boomer
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Why is the Starmer government insisting on being the warm up act to Prime Minister Farage?
I don’t get it. They seem to be doing it on purpose.
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The scene: my bedroom, 1989. A portal appears in front of my 16 year old self. I step through.
Me: Hi there. Would you mind stopping that for a second? We need to talk. Here's a tissue for ... yeah.
Also me: Um, er, who are you exactly?
Me: I'm you from the future.
Also me: But you're ...
Me: Shush, look, we need to talk. I know you're having a really hard time in your life now. Some of the stuff you're having to go through at school is really difficult and that's what I kinda have some bad news about.
Also me: You mean...
Me: Yeah, you're gonna have to learn Portuguese. Sorry.
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@SaraMG @Zoë O'Connell Noooooo. It’s a NICE torture basement.
It did, however, encourage me to get my hormone levels checked.
I have been menopausal probably for years.
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@coyets But specifically this is something you chose to bring up when the issue of trans women being able to socialise and exercise is the topic.
Right
Yes, I read the nine points DeepSeek provided as an answer, and could not fault any of them with the exception of using arbitrary biological values to divide people taking part in sport into categories, which is inclusive if the categories are well chosen. The 'Categories' section of the Wikipedia article 'Sport of athletics', en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sport_of… describes the main difficulties of creating categories in that sport.
This was, however, the only weakness I found in DeepSeek's reply.
Turned off Apple Intelligence.
I’d hoped it would digest my email and be a useful PA type thing, but it basically just makes inaccurate summaries of notifications while using gigabytes of ram.
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What’s the easiest fediverse server to install in a docker container?
I have my Friendica server in docker and I’m used to it, but it’s three containers and there was a bit of a learning curve.
What wise is out there? I’m mostly curious.
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Am reconnecting with the trans community a bit and have discovered that the new thing GICs are doing to torment trans women, having moved on from RLE, is keeping them on starvation rations of HRT.
Arseholes
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@Giles Moss See, the thing is the people who don't know think that "gale" and "hurricane" are the scary words here.
They are not. "Phenomenal" is the scary word here.
Waves the size of apartment buildings.
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So Apple like, had to pivot to “AI” and increase the RAM in their phones and stuff in a huge panic.
And you get a summary of your notifications which is sometimes accurate.
Whoopie do
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France is a ridiculous country with a ridiculous time zone.
“It is twenty past eight”
No. It isn’t. And it’s still dark. You’re only lying to yourselves.
Yesterday @Zoë O'Connell was like, “let’s get wine”
And knowing we were corkscrew challenged, I was like, “ok, but it has to be screw top”
And she’s like, “you sure they have that in France?”
And I’m like, “of course they do! It’s not Portugal!”
(Portugal is the largest cork producer in the world. Using screw top wine bottles is treason).
And sure enough, there it was. With a screw top.
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Ok, being deliberately vague here.
Congressman Donald!
Helen!
And … the book never specified which silo she ended up in, but it’s obvious now from that little artefact reveal that it’s 18.
Simms’ wife … can stay in the vault. She’s … oh shit!
That’s REALLY clever. I wonder if that’s Howey kicking himself for not doing that in the first place?
So S3 is Shift, and I guess we don’t return to 18 until the start of S4, or once enough of Shift has happened to make it into dramatic irony (I.e. the audience knows the secret but the characters don’t).
I fricking LOVE them putting Helen in 18. Love it!
“That thing ever light up red?”
Why did Bernard bother putting the suit on?
@Natasha Jay 🇪🇺 So Shift never says which silo Helen went into. Only that it wasn't silo 1, and Donald kinda took that badly.
Putting her into 18 and having her have descendants in there is genius.
Smoking area in Lisbon airport is indoor and leaks.
4 ventolin so far. May need more. Starting to get the tremors. Bit dizzy from hypoxia.
Bernard; “Technically fifty one”
You are NOT supposed to know that. They’ve changed something from the books (I mean they’ve changed quite a lot, but that’s a biggie. 51 is on the need to know list, and the head of IT isn’t on it)
@Natasha Jay 🇪🇺 @Katy Swain Shit, just had a thought.
Thurman is literally Leto II Atreides, isn’t he? Exact same shit.
Me, to Reddit: You probably shouldn’t be using the same fork that you stabbed the raw chicken with to eat it when it’s cooked.
Reddit: 15 downvotes
Behold your electorate.
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in reply to Sarah Brown • • •1.5x is my normal YT watching speed. This has sometimes had unexpected consequences, e.g. when I finish watching something technical and it cues up some music videos afterwards.
Still, this is how I found out that at 1.25x, "Don't Look Back In Anger" by Oasis is infinitely better than at the soi-disant "correct" speed.
Three plus or minus five
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in reply to Sarah Brown • • •Argh slow speech. My mind wanders between each word.
In discussion with friend who prefers instructional videos: yes sometimes you need to watch what to do, but most of the time gimme the text. It should be an alternative for many (most?) things.
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in reply to Sarah Brown • • •Me: needs a solution to something in whatever game I'm currently playing
Searches internet for solution
Ten minute video for something that will take seconds, riddled with ads and the most annoying voiceover ever
Also screams in ADHD
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in reply to Sarah Brown • • •you have managed to perfectly convey this feeling in this post. kudos.
If it helps: If the video has a transcript (next to the description) you can search that with ctrl f. But it is still a video, the least dense form of this kind of information.
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in reply to Sarah Brown • • •i hate that....
People talking slow, and taking 5 minutes to get to the advice and then the advice is shit