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The right constantly going on about “pronouns”‘dangerously distracts us from the real enemy: prepositions.

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It’s quite astonishing to watch the Bluesky people keep digging that hole.

Now apparently they auto remove any post that has the house number and street of Jesse Singal in. As a result, literally everyone on the site now knows what they are, thanks to the Streisand Effect.

Muppets.

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Silo Spoilers

Juliette: “Your generator is under water so how do you have power?

Solo: “IT has its own power source”

Juliette: “From where?”

WINNER WINNER CHICKEN DINNER. THAT IS THE RIGHT QUESTION TO ASK!

By the way, Juliette, how’s that nasty wound on your arm?

It’s fun watching this having read the books.

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Massive Silo Spoiler. Book Completionists ONLY

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Massive Silo Spoiler. Book Completionists ONLY

@A Spectre, Haunting but then there’s no point to any of it.

It would be like sealing off Barnsley for 500 years to create a society that didn’t know about, say, plastic, and leaving a vault outside the sealed off area with loads of stuff in that nobody else touched because of the reason, and also you were so scared of your future civilisation knowing about plastic that you were willing to kill your self and your coworkers because you know about plastic, and by the way, the rest of the world is out there knowing about plastic and could rescue you at any time by just walking up and knocking and just decides not to, and by the way you literally have radios which you could use to call for help and they could hear you and you would hear them, and planes, which you would see in the night sky flying past, etc etc etc.

Humanity being dead is a central plot point. The entire premise makes zero sense if it’s not.



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Can I get a Polio booster at Boots? Asking for no reason.
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@@shezza_t I’m mostly joking. I had exactly that a few months ago when the NHS did my MMR.
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Local DIY barn is full of Christmas tat, except most of it looks like it’s been designed by generative AI. Upright boxer dogs wearing 19th century military uniform while looking vaguely cutesy and shit like that.

It’s all very uncanny valley.

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You’ve not given location to frame this. Are you judging British tat, Portuguese tat, French tat or what? Is it all unitat?


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Apparently there’s an outbreak of Americans thinking that aircraft are alien spaceships.

First they elect Trump, and now this. Is there something in the water over there?

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@KayEllen_OTS I mean, fair, but I was born in the early 70s and as was recently revealed, that’s peak lead exposure time, and I’m not yelling “OMG ALIENS!” at random Boeings.
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Totally. Same here. Early 70s and I'm not crazy. I don't know. I think there's something extra special in the water that those folks drank.


Bluesky T&S have shat the bed and basically told all trans people on the site to go fuck themselves.

I've turned off my fediverse-bluesky bridge. Still have the capability to crosspost there, but I'm not planning to now. Am getting better engagement here anyway.

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@marlies @Natasha_Jay I just wondered why no one on Bluesky is talking about this-there seems to be a single minded focus on replicating ‘the old Twitter’ rather than considering the future of that platform.
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@Natasha_Jay @marlies right- there’s obviously a lot of engagement just going on about this ‘dilemma’- I just peeked in there because I have friends who now only use that platform. It’s so messed up. Thanks for helping clarify this.

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@Matt Hodgkinson The only weapon Russia has that actually works properly is the ability to throw expendable human flesh at a target until it gets exhausted. It’s low tech as hell, but very effective.

The rest of their shit is junk. Sadly they have so many nukes that at least some of them probably work.



Apple Intelligence just dropped and, on the one hand, generative AI is a blight upon humanity.

But on the other …



Been watching the HBO Max Dune prequel thing and I’m thinking, Paul Atreides is like, “I am the product of a 10000 year breeding programme to produce turbo Hitler. I have enough morality left to avoid being tubro Hitler. Phew!”

“It’s probably fine if I have kids, right?”



Hey @Zoë O'Connell

Look!


Ah

We have a TGV station (Valence TGV Rhône-Alpes Sud) that has a train line to the town (Valence Ville)

How should we connect the two in the middle of the morning?

SURE! A BUS! 🤦‍♂️


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@jon ah, French railway timetabling. Otherwise known as “just rent an effing car”.

Even South Western are better than this.



Apple: We’re releasing the British version of our thing on Monday

Monday is now more than half over. There is no thing.

Apple: We meant California Monday.



Philosophy question: a randomly selected UK journalist or medic is told that a 40 megatonne hydrogen bomb will go off in London unless they write 5 sentences about trans people without deliberately lying.

How many people die in the blast?

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Depends if we count ‘lied so hard and spent so long in the transphobic echo chamber that they believe their own lies now’ as deliberate lying or not
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Well, let's face it, it would be completely beyond them, so I guess London's had it...🤷‍♀️
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Imagine being someone like Elon Musk or Peter Thiel and suddenly realising that your main legacy is for your obituary to get mostly laugh reacts on Facebook.


Behold, the biggest boy! Single stage to anywhere, hydrofoil, amphibious. 8 Turborockets, 4 Turbo ramjets, 2 Turbofans, 5 Nuclear thermal vacuum engines. #KSP #KerbalSpaceProgram

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If you are a cis woman athlete, and trans women have been banned from competing in the women's category in your sport, a good way to show solidarity would be to refuse to compete in the women's category too.

It would be nice to see people doing this to help an entirely unjustified attack on us, but I feel it's unlikely to happen 😞



Antivaxxers sound like, “Hey! Did you know that infant mortality is good? Also ibuprofen is a century long conspiracy to make you obey space elves!”

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Interesting to watch American oligarchy join the “Charles Stuart, Louis Bourbon, and Nicholas Romanov club of having learned nothing and now wishing to explore the consequences of that”.

Only with a proletariat that’s armed to the teeth.

Fetch the popcorn.

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We now head over to our “No shit, Sherlock!” desk for some breaking news…

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Oh, that explains these bouncing things on my chest

Giggles

Hugz & xXx



Hit the road, Jack! And don’t you come back no more no more no more no more!


Bluesky getting less and less like Twitter 2010 and more and more like Twitter 2020.

And that’s why I like having my own fediverse server.

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Well well well well. Turns out that the carnivorous housefly that’s been driving us nuts for 2 days is utterly pervious to my acetamiprid fruit tree insecticide spray.

VICTORY IS MINE!

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I occasionally test my targeting skills with a rubber band when this problem arises. You just have to wipe away the debris promptly.
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@William Heber Percy this cunt was FAST.

Well it was before I poisoned it, anyway.

@Will



Sarah’s trans goals 2004: pluck up the courage to actually go see a doctor about this.

Sarah’s trans goals 2014: work with a newly reformed Stonewall and within the political process to build us a better future.

Sarah’s trans goals 2024: endure long enough to read the obituaries of every evil fucker who denied us that future.

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@Sarah Brown Might be a bit sooner if the cancer comes back for his remaining kidney…
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I’m trying to murder a fly that keeps biting me and it’s being most uncooperative.

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American companies on Facebook advertising clever carry on luggage and not publishing dimensions, or making it not fit in a 55*40*20cm cuboid, and wondering why nobody in Europe buys it.
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I have an amazing "Carry On" training backpack that allows me to carry a laptop, regular clothes, training clothes, trainers and swim kit. Individual compartments, barriers, the works.

Designed specifically for the needs of travelling athletes.

Designed specifically for the needs of travelling American athletes.

Worked that out a bit late. Great domestic travel bag.

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They are, and they benefit from their lightness compared to suvs. However, they also have their brother on speeddial with a tractor if they do get stuck in the winter.


May just be the fact that I have Covid, but I just see the future getting darker and darker as a self fulfilling prophecy of our idiot politicians who think they have no choice but to drive society into the abyss.

And it’s really fucking depressing.

I should probably go to bed.

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Just unblocked a load of people I had server blocks on because they had animated GIF avatars and they were bricking my server’s job queue.

Have upgraded server software and it fixes the issue so I’ve removed the blocks.

If you were one of these people, sorry! It was nothing personal. I couldn’t even tell you because any attempt to interact with you in any way poisoned my job queue.




!Friendica Support Hey guys

Just upgraded to 2024.09-rc and I'm getting a lot of these in my log

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Fixed by github.com/friendica/friendica…

It is caused by the fact that you entered the complete URL in your shortcut icon link - which is not wrong, but unexpected for the code.



Has anyone complied a list of the excuses that HomePod Siri uses to NEVER ACTUALLY JUST PLAY THE FUCKING MUSIC YOU ASKED FOR?
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it works surprisingly well if you add “on Spotify” to the end of your query. Which is _wild_ given the fact it doesn’t with their own music service! (I have both for errm reasons)

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@NatalyaD Already feeling much better, thank you. Looks like the 2 covid vaccines I had this year have really helped.
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Well done! I am pondering whether to pay privately for a 2nd Covid jab 6 months after the one the NHS randomly decided I was entitled to this yr. Esp if I can get a Novavax which I am hearing is the best one for modernish Covid.

Still being super cautious, disability health stuff is already barely manageable, I just can't risk anything getting Worse on top of my usual age related deteriorations....



Customer service call from car place. Satisfaction survey. Marks out of 5, would you recommend friends and family, will you return, any questions?

Did the whole thing in Portuguese. Understood it all. Feeling really good about that.

Sylvia is like, “and you didn’t even misgender yourself with your adjectives! Impressive for an English speaker!”

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@NatalyaD needs new tyres tho. Still, 55000 kilometres out of them, which is decent.



Illegal immigrant fucks around and finds out.

I keep seeing these people pop up in “ex pat” (hate that term) groups here in Portugal. Mate, Brexit was in the news and stuff.

Portugal is being patient, but I assume there are limits. theguardian.com/politics/2024/…

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@Sarah Brown I'm not a fan of immigration restrictions, and I know that Sweden is tightening (has tightened?) its immigration rules and going more vigorously after folk who don't have permission to stay... but it does seem like another case of "but I'm British you didn't mean meeeeeee"
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xenophobia

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NHS (UK): repeat prescription? We track it to the milligram! Don’t think you can cheat the system!

SNS (Portugal): a repeat? Let’s SPIN THE WHEEL OF FORTUNE! See what you get!

The fuck am I supposed to do with six asthma inhalers?



Thinking I might need to extend my HRT stockpile to 5 years worth. Just a precaution.


Massively overdrawn on the sleep bank but brain is doing the 1am ADHD thing. FML