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Bluesky is having one of those days where I just want to reply to every thread with, “Parklife!”

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@The All-New 2025 Nick (technique)

And it’s not about you joggers who go round and round and round.



Easyjet: Confirm that you have travel insurance before booking.

Me: Missed the point where THAT WAS ANY OF YOUR GODDAM BUSINESS



Today is a special day. As the Earth passes the closest to the sun in its orbit, it’s moving as fast as it ever gets. Thus today, the 4th of January, is SPEED DAY!!!!

It’s also the 18th anniversary of me having sex reassignment surgery. That was a weird time.

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Your anniversary is fixed. Congratulations. But perihelion shifts about a bit.


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Ok, so we now know the point of this Quinn character who wasn’t in the books (neither was Sims. I think he’s going to be the one to do the deed Sheriff Billings did in Wool; his character arc has been building up to that for ages).

Anyway, they have Quinn being the one who worked out that they need to forget.

Which, in the books, was Troy/Donald in Shift.

Suddenly it looks like the reason they’re taking forever to get through Wool is that they aren’t going to bring Shift into the story.

Which makes me wonder how the hell they’re going to explain why they’re down there, and why 8+ billion people died.

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Did catch myself shouting “get on with it!” at the telly after tonight’s episode.


Zoe: Someone here is asking if you can make a true software random number generator using generative AI that’s been trained on enough entropy to escape the quantum analysis constraints.

Me: Maths doesn’t stop being maths just because you don’t understand it.

Zoe: I was just gonna say “Parklife!”



The ultimate irony here is that there’s one easily available drug he can take that would help immensely.

And I would put a lot of money on saying he’d never take it.

If you know, you know.

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Been meaning to climb up on the hill overlooking the Arade bridge at sunset for some time. Needed the right tide and light and a round tuit.

Got all of them. Two of these are from the Fuji XE4, one is from the iPhone 16 pro

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Tags like #photo, #mywork or #myphoto, among others, because I primarily like what people share about themselves. But I follow other tags too, of course.
There's a link, somewhere about tags/interests, I think it's on the left part of the Time-line...

A Happy year to you!

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@redj 18 and you (we aren’t using the same social media software though)


I am a fan of British sci fi author, Peter Hamilton.

One trope he consistently returns to in his universes is the group of humans who buggered off somewhere to try to build a post scarcity society of some kind.

And each new iteration, it feels like the seed group gets closer and closer to a transsexual polycule.

And I’m utterly here for it.

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taking this as signal to catch up on what he's been doing the past couple decades
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@aesmael Salvation! Read Salvation. First book goes hard on Hyperion/Canterbury Tales and then it all goes a bit dark forest/Fermi paradox.
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I'm really needing some new sci fi so I might check it out, I haven't read that series yet!


Trans? Leaving the UK?

Useful to know which countries are on Rowling’s radar and which ones she doesn’t think about.



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@katiefenn @christineburns everything else being equal if the email from Ethiopian Airlines‘ chief pilot were answered throughly, containing some actual information besides peak corporate asscovering, the second crash probably wouldn’t have happened
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@Z̈oé ⛵ @Christine Burns MBE 🏳️‍⚧️📚⧖ @Katie Fenn “hold the trim button until the force goes away then follow the runaway stabiliser checklist”.

So few words to not kill 300 people 😞



Bluesky: say what you like about it, but it’s nuclear block combined with the zero tolerance blocking culture that’s developed there has made it far less combative than most social media platforms.

And I think it’s superb. Honestly, I’m gonna get a lot less fussy about blocking at the slightest provocation.

Gonna start with the Reddit wankers who downvote every comment you make while ostensibly trying to have a conversation with you. That’s just rude and they can fuck right off.

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embracing the block function is true online enlightenment fr


Sadly confirmed, lemmy suffers from being beset by tedious playground bully wankers just as much as Reddit.

“Why is there so little content here?” Maybe it’s because you treat posts as an opportunity to exhibit your superior dixkhead prowess?

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Although, there's still loads of Reddit, dickheads notwithsanding.
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@A_C_McGregor Yes. I hang out in small subs, mainly r/fermentation and r/heraldry, and they are fairly OK. I think ones with a strong topic adherence are a lot better than general-interest ones.


Asked a simple question on a Lemmy ADHD forum. Plenty of people answering questions I didn’t ask. Nobody answering the one I did ask.

So that’s a thing, I guess 🤷🏻‍♀️

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“Talk to your healthcare professional”. Lol, no. No discussions about neurodiversity are being had with any healthcare professional thank you. I do not desire a summary DNR.

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definitely a "if I have to talk to a health professional, let me first read their guidance and understand the shape of the lies I need to tell them"
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I hate it when I get so excited to answer a question and then halfway through I realize the question I answered wasn't the one asked. I hate it even more when I don't realize I've answered the wind question until after a couple of confusing, awkward back-and-forths with the original author.


Just watching Zoe pay for a bit of private healthcare surgery follow up and can’t help but think that were this America, there would be an option on the card machine to tip the insurance company.

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@goatsarah@thegoatery.dyndns.orgSeem to recall a couple of days I encountered some American payment portal that attempted to solicit a tip for the company providing the portal service. Presumably these customer-granted tips don't come off the seller's bill for the portal.


UK Pol
My attitude to the British monarchy has just done a 180 after seeing the following two words: President Farage.

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@Zoë O'Connell @Sarah Brown Ireland does this quite well, I think. But it's hard to require an elected president to keep their trap shut in the same way as the monarch does, and the coverage the media would give President Farage's latest pronouncements might well guarantee the post doesn't stay powerless for long.



Orion’s Belt and sword, iPhone 16 pro, handheld, from the middle of a city.

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Oo that’s cool, genuine question, what settings did you use (I have same phone) as I am not the best at taking those kind of shots.
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Love it

Seeing Orion always makes me remember the years I spent on the road in the early '90s, cold winter nights driving on the interstate highways of the Western United States.

An interesting mix of feelings: cold and lonely but peaceful and reassured. If I can see Orion I can find my way home.



How’s your Christmas Eve going? I’m building a Kallax.
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On Christmas Eve in this year of grace twenty twenty-four, my beloved and I are preparing a bewildering variety of vegetables.

In the photo: a kilogram of beet roots, plural in type and in quantity.

Elsewhere, half a kilo of black salsify, and an unknown quantity of celeriac, kohlrabi, and radishes.

All of it heaved out of the ground, this morning, at the allotment.



Gonna check out this new Carry On film on Netflix. It seems kinda dark since Kenneth Williams left.


Were there a fancy Greek term for “government by middle aged women who are sick of your bullshit” then the world would be a better place.
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@stevegis_ssg

Εμμηνόπαυση (Eminopause) was the Greek word for menopause, so, while I don’t know what the -archy word be, but one would clearly refer to the rulers as “Your Eminence”

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You might enjoy the novel The Gate To Women's Country, by Sherri S Tepper. Very cool take on such a government in post-apocalyptic future. No idea what its called tho. Love this book!


Apple Intelligence’s Image Playground is incapable of not making people look like yanks.


Asthma attack of a great time to discover that your inhaler fell out of your pocket in the car.

It’s ok. I have it now.



New British House of Lords appointments announced. UK politics is just a contest to see who can run the most transparently nihilistic grift and still get cushy life tenure in Westminster.

Sordid fucks

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There needs to be a way to restrict the number of political peers who can sit in the Lords at a time. Either they can elect some number of their own body similar to the hereditary peers or have a first-come-first-served each day to allow them in.

The subject matter experts are useful, they help beat legislation into some sort of usable shape. That's the Lords serving a useful function.




Be American. Vote in Trump. Catch polio. Yell at stars and plane.

They’re having a bit of a funny turn, aren’t they?

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One begins to fully appreciate why "May you live in interesting times" is a curse. I think the hope this time is that things will crash and burn so badly in the next couple of years that the whole thing is definitively resolved. Or that all the campaign promises are kept and we really do get lower egg prices.
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@David Hough the “hoping it crashes and burns” thing doesn’t work.

Exact same thing happened with Hitler. They don’t go quietly.

On a smaller scale, see Brexit. It was a clusterfuck but they ploughed ahead anyway and now the country is just coming apart at the seams.



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Useful questions that in-universe characters could ask:

What kills the people sent out to clean?

Why, despite us clearly having been down here a very long time, does it seem that everyone sent out to clean dies after about the same amount of time? Why is the threat not diminishing over time?

Why were these very well stocked silos ready and waiting and apparently very well matched to the threat outside? (In the books, Lukas does ask this question and gets an answer, and the answer is correct but incomplete).

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@Sarah Brown Because of what’s immediately outside? Or because knowing what’s going on gets your silo shut down?
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@Alexandra Lanes because measuring atmospheric carbon dioxide would show it dropping, which would imply two things, and knowing one of them is fatal.


The right constantly going on about “pronouns”‘dangerously distracts us from the real enemy: prepositions.

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@skze from that note, it might be time with me to go at bed.


It’s quite astonishing to watch the Bluesky people keep digging that hole.

Now apparently they auto remove any post that has the house number and street of Jesse Singal in. As a result, literally everyone on the site now knows what they are, thanks to the Streisand Effect.

Muppets.

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Juliette: “Your generator is under water so how do you have power?

Solo: “IT has its own power source”

Juliette: “From where?”

WINNER WINNER CHICKEN DINNER. THAT IS THE RIGHT QUESTION TO ASK!

By the way, Juliette, how’s that nasty wound on your arm?

It’s fun watching this having read the books.

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Massive Silo Spoiler. Book Completionists ONLY

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@A Spectre, Haunting but then there’s no point to any of it.

It would be like sealing off Barnsley for 500 years to create a society that didn’t know about, say, plastic, and leaving a vault outside the sealed off area with loads of stuff in that nobody else touched because of the reason, and also you were so scared of your future civilisation knowing about plastic that you were willing to kill your self and your coworkers because you know about plastic, and by the way, the rest of the world is out there knowing about plastic and could rescue you at any time by just walking up and knocking and just decides not to, and by the way you literally have radios which you could use to call for help and they could hear you and you would hear them, and planes, which you would see in the night sky flying past, etc etc etc.

Humanity being dead is a central plot point. The entire premise makes zero sense if it’s not.



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Can I get a Polio booster at Boots? Asking for no reason.
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@@shezza_t I’m mostly joking. I had exactly that a few months ago when the NHS did my MMR.
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Local DIY barn is full of Christmas tat, except most of it looks like it’s been designed by generative AI. Upright boxer dogs wearing 19th century military uniform while looking vaguely cutesy and shit like that.

It’s all very uncanny valley.

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Our whole way of life often seems kind of like that now.
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@Christine Burns MBE 🏳️‍⚧️📚⧖ This is Portugal, but the tat is just … tat. The vibe is “festive, but off”.

Black Mirror shit.



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Apparently there’s an outbreak of Americans thinking that aircraft are alien spaceships.

First they elect Trump, and now this. Is there something in the water over there?

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@KayEllen_OTS I mean, fair, but I was born in the early 70s and as was recently revealed, that’s peak lead exposure time, and I’m not yelling “OMG ALIENS!” at random Boeings.
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Totally. Same here. Early 70s and I'm not crazy. I don't know. I think there's something extra special in the water that those folks drank.


Bluesky T&S have shat the bed and basically told all trans people on the site to go fuck themselves.

I've turned off my fediverse-bluesky bridge. Still have the capability to crosspost there, but I'm not planning to now. Am getting better engagement here anyway.

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@marlies @Natasha_Jay I just wondered why no one on Bluesky is talking about this-there seems to be a single minded focus on replicating ‘the old Twitter’ rather than considering the future of that platform.
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@Natasha_Jay @marlies right- there’s obviously a lot of engagement just going on about this ‘dilemma’- I just peeked in there because I have friends who now only use that platform. It’s so messed up. Thanks for helping clarify this.

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@Matt Hodgkinson The only weapon Russia has that actually works properly is the ability to throw expendable human flesh at a target until it gets exhausted. It’s low tech as hell, but very effective.

The rest of their shit is junk. Sadly they have so many nukes that at least some of them probably work.



Apple Intelligence just dropped and, on the one hand, generative AI is a blight upon humanity.

But on the other …



Been watching the HBO Max Dune prequel thing and I’m thinking, Paul Atreides is like, “I am the product of a 10000 year breeding programme to produce turbo Hitler. I have enough morality left to avoid being tubro Hitler. Phew!”

“It’s probably fine if I have kids, right?”



Hey @Zoë O'Connell

Look!


Ah

We have a TGV station (Valence TGV Rhône-Alpes Sud) that has a train line to the town (Valence Ville)

How should we connect the two in the middle of the morning?

SURE! A BUS! 🤦‍♂️


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@jon ah, French railway timetabling. Otherwise known as “just rent an effing car”.

Even South Western are better than this.



Apple: We’re releasing the British version of our thing on Monday

Monday is now more than half over. There is no thing.

Apple: We meant California Monday.



Philosophy question: a randomly selected UK journalist or medic is told that a 40 megatonne hydrogen bomb will go off in London unless they write 5 sentences about trans people without deliberately lying.

How many people die in the blast?

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Depends if we count ‘lied so hard and spent so long in the transphobic echo chamber that they believe their own lies now’ as deliberate lying or not