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@Matt Hodgkinson The only weapon Russia has that actually works properly is the ability to throw expendable human flesh at a target until it gets exhausted. Itโ€™s low tech as hell, but very effective.

The rest of their shit is junk. Sadly they have so many nukes that at least some of them probably work.



Apple Intelligence just dropped and, on the one hand, generative AI is a blight upon humanity.

But on the other โ€ฆ



Been watching the HBO Max Dune prequel thing and Iโ€™m thinking, Paul Atreides is like, โ€œI am the product of a 10000 year breeding programme to produce turbo Hitler. I have enough morality left to avoid being tubro Hitler. Phew!โ€

โ€œItโ€™s probably fine if I have kids, right?โ€



Hey @Zoรซ O'Connell

Look!


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We have a TGV station (Valence TGV Rhรดne-Alpes Sud) that has a train line to the town (Valence Ville)

How should we connect the two in the middle of the morning?

SURE! A BUS! ๐Ÿคฆโ€โ™‚๏ธ


in reply to Sarah Brown

@jon ah, French railway timetabling. Otherwise known as โ€œjust rent an effing carโ€.

Even South Western are better than this.



Apple: Weโ€™re releasing the British version of our thing on Monday

Monday is now more than half over. There is no thing.

Apple: We meant California Monday.



Philosophy question: a randomly selected UK journalist or medic is told that a 40 megatonne hydrogen bomb will go off in London unless they write 5 sentences about trans people without deliberately lying.

How many people die in the blast?

in reply to Sarah Brown

Depends if we count โ€˜lied so hard and spent so long in the transphobic echo chamber that they believe their own lies nowโ€™ as deliberate lying or not


Imagine being someone like Elon Musk or Peter Thiel and suddenly realising that your main legacy is for your obituary to get mostly laugh reacts on Facebook.


Behold, the biggest boy! Single stage to anywhere, hydrofoil, amphibious. 8 Turborockets, 4 Turbo ramjets, 2 Turbofans, 5 Nuclear thermal vacuum engines. #KSP #KerbalSpaceProgram

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If you are a cis woman athlete, and trans women have been banned from competing in the women's category in your sport, a good way to show solidarity would be to refuse to compete in the women's category too.

It would be nice to see people doing this to help an entirely unjustified attack on us, but I feel it's unlikely to happen ๐Ÿ˜ž



Antivaxxers sound like, โ€œHey! Did you know that infant mortality is good? Also ibuprofen is a century long conspiracy to make you obey space elves!โ€

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Interesting to watch American oligarchy join the โ€œCharles Stuart, Louis Bourbon, and Nicholas Romanov club of having learned nothing and now wishing to explore the consequences of thatโ€.

Only with a proletariat thatโ€™s armed to the teeth.

Fetch the popcorn.

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We now head over to our โ€œNo shit, Sherlock!โ€ desk for some breaking newsโ€ฆ

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Hit the road, Jack! And donโ€™t you come back no more no more no more no more!


Bluesky getting less and less like Twitter 2010 and more and more like Twitter 2020.

And thatโ€™s why I like having my own fediverse server.

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Well well well well. Turns out that the carnivorous housefly thatโ€™s been driving us nuts for 2 days is utterly pervious to my acetamiprid fruit tree insecticide spray.

VICTORY IS MINE!




Sarahโ€™s trans goals 2004: pluck up the courage to actually go see a doctor about this.

Sarahโ€™s trans goals 2014: work with a newly reformed Stonewall and within the political process to build us a better future.

Sarahโ€™s trans goals 2024: endure long enough to read the obituaries of every evil fucker who denied us that future.

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in reply to Sarah Brown

Looks like FiL 2013 and 2014 were both in October of those years.

The 2014 organising kickoffs that I remember were in the several months running up to it as I knew people who pulled out after discovering Bindel and TERFery & the organisers trying to stealthily set them up for shit.

Anyway, best left in the past and protect yourself at all costs. I'll keep calling Bindel and friends out as the grifting bigots that they are.

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@Sarah Brown Might be a bit sooner if the cancer comes back for his remaining kidneyโ€ฆ


Iโ€™m trying to murder a fly that keeps biting me and itโ€™s being most uncooperative.


American companies on Facebook advertising clever carry on luggage and not publishing dimensions, or making it not fit in a 55*40*20cm cuboid, and wondering why nobody in Europe buys it.
in reply to Sarah Brown

I have an amazing "Carry On" training backpack that allows me to carry a laptop, regular clothes, training clothes, trainers and swim kit. Individual compartments, barriers, the works.

Designed specifically for the needs of travelling athletes.

Designed specifically for the needs of travelling American athletes.

Worked that out a bit late. Great domestic travel bag.

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They are, and they benefit from their lightness compared to suvs. However, they also have their brother on speeddial with a tractor if they do get stuck in the winter.


May just be the fact that I have Covid, but I just see the future getting darker and darker as a self fulfilling prophecy of our idiot politicians who think they have no choice but to drive society into the abyss.

And itโ€™s really fucking depressing.

I should probably go to bed.

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Just unblocked a load of people I had server blocks on because they had animated GIF avatars and they were bricking my serverโ€™s job queue.

Have upgraded server software and it fixes the issue so Iโ€™ve removed the blocks.

If you were one of these people, sorry! It was nothing personal. I couldnโ€™t even tell you because any attempt to interact with you in any way poisoned my job queue.




!Friendica Support Hey guys

Just upgraded to 2024.09-rc and I'm getting a lot of these in my log

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in reply to Sarah Brown

Fixed by github.com/friendica/friendicaโ€ฆ

It is caused by the fact that you entered the complete URL in your shortcut icon link - which is not wrong, but unexpected for the code.



Has anyone complied a list of the excuses that HomePod Siri uses to NEVER ACTUALLY JUST PLAY THE FUCKING MUSIC YOU ASKED FOR?
in reply to Sarah Brown

it works surprisingly well if you add โ€œon Spotifyโ€ to the end of your query. Which is _wild_ given the fact it doesnโ€™t with their own music service! (I have both for errm reasons)

in reply to NatalyaD

@NatalyaD Already feeling much better, thank you. Looks like the 2 covid vaccines I had this year have really helped.
in reply to Sarah Brown

Well done! I am pondering whether to pay privately for a 2nd Covid jab 6 months after the one the NHS randomly decided I was entitled to this yr. Esp if I can get a Novavax which I am hearing is the best one for modernish Covid.

Still being super cautious, disability health stuff is already barely manageable, I just can't risk anything getting Worse on top of my usual age related deteriorations....



Customer service call from car place. Satisfaction survey. Marks out of 5, would you recommend friends and family, will you return, any questions?

Did the whole thing in Portuguese. Understood it all. Feeling really good about that.

Sylvia is like, โ€œand you didnโ€™t even misgender yourself with your adjectives! Impressive for an English speaker!โ€

in reply to NatalyaD

@NatalyaD needs new tyres tho. Still, 55000 kilometres out of them, which is decent.



Illegal immigrant fucks around and finds out.

I keep seeing these people pop up in โ€œex patโ€ (hate that term) groups here in Portugal. Mate, Brexit was in the news and stuff.

Portugal is being patient, but I assume there are limits. theguardian.com/politics/2024/โ€ฆ

in reply to Sarah Brown

@Sarah Brown I'm not a fan of immigration restrictions, and I know that Sweden is tightening (has tightened?) its immigration rules and going more vigorously after folk who don't have permission to stay... but it does seem like another case of "but I'm British you didn't mean meeeeeee"
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xenophobia

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"Jabberwocky" in an East Mids or Yorkshire accent sounds epic. Try it! See!


NHS (UK): repeat prescription? We track it to the milligram! Donโ€™t think you can cheat the system!

SNS (Portugal): a repeat? Letโ€™s SPIN THE WHEEL OF FORTUNE! See what you get!

The fuck am I supposed to do with six asthma inhalers?



Thinking I might need to extend my HRT stockpile to 5 years worth. Just a precaution.


Massively overdrawn on the sleep bank but brain is doing the 1am ADHD thing. FML


Tesla are so bad at designing user interfaces that the people who make microwave ovens point and laugh.
in reply to Sarah Brown

my car has a speed dial and a "how far" one... makes stopping at the lights tricky to judge...


In a world where terrorising trans women is increasingly the policy of many governments, us expressing joy and happiness is a revolutionary act.

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Two consecutive emails:

Amazon.co.uk: Black Friday discounts start at midnight!

Amazon.es: Black Friday discounts start at 23h.

Weird timezone artefacts.



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in reply to Sarah Brown

@John_Loader that makes sense. I was thinking if it was a real problem I would have seen one of the activists somewhere mention it at least once.
in reply to Sarah Brown

Wow. He was a bit OTT, but a lot of early rights campaigners in various movements felt obliged to be that way to force change and get people to sit up & take notice.


Sorry mate. Gotta wait until โ€œsheโ€ is 25 to fix that. Hilary Cass said so. theguardian.com/uk-news/2024/nโ€ฆ
in reply to Sarah Brown

That form is so old-fashioned in several ways. It has "maiden name" for mothers only, not for fathers. Are men not allowed to change their surname upon marrying in the UK


Need a catchy name for the group of countries like the US, Russia, Israel, North Korea.

Iโ€™m thinking โ€œThe Axis of Can You Just Not?โ€

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in reply to Sarah Brown

we* do seem to all reinforce one another. I can think of at least one crude term for that, but something a little more suited for general company might be better.
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*I'm from one of them after all.
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Just got this Reddit ad for US ambulance chasers implying hormonal birth control is dangerous and causing mass health problems.

Itโ€™s starting. We (trans women) bloody warned you.

in reply to Sarah Brown

Ironically, Depo-Provera has been a recurring choice for people practicing abusive forcible birth control for "eugenic" reasons. But I guess those people are harder to sue, or maybe the law firm agrees with their obnoxious politics.


When I was 15, I got a new pair of shoes for school. They were too tight and caused hyperkeratosis on the ridges of my big toes. This got so bad that the skin started painfully splitting.

The right one slowly resolved itself over time. The left has got worse and worse. 36 years later it has spread to three toes on that foot and despite trying to control it with debriding, salicylic acid, and steroids, it gets worse, and frequently cracks to the point it bleeds.

I have searched and searched and searched on the internet for the same presentation, but itโ€™s always the other side of the foot. Never on the ridges of the toe joints.

Until yesterday. I saw the exact same thing in a photo on duck duck go.

I clicked through.

โ€œPatient told to stop sitting on footโ€.

I looked down. I was sitting on my left foot.

Fucksake.

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in reply to Sarah Brown

Lol! But congratulations on possibly solving this mystery!
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