Am reconnecting with the trans community a bit and have discovered that the new thing GICs are doing to torment trans women, having moved on from RLE, is keeping them on starvation rations of HRT.
Arseholes
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@Giles Moss See, the thing is the people who don't know think that "gale" and "hurricane" are the scary words here.
They are not. "Phenomenal" is the scary word here.
Waves the size of apartment buildings.
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So Apple like, had to pivot to “AI” and increase the RAM in their phones and stuff in a huge panic.
And you get a summary of your notifications which is sometimes accurate.
Whoopie do
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France is a ridiculous country with a ridiculous time zone.
“It is twenty past eight”
No. It isn’t. And it’s still dark. You’re only lying to yourselves.
Yesterday @Zoë O'Connell was like, “let’s get wine”
And knowing we were corkscrew challenged, I was like, “ok, but it has to be screw top”
And she’s like, “you sure they have that in France?”
And I’m like, “of course they do! It’s not Portugal!”
(Portugal is the largest cork producer in the world. Using screw top wine bottles is treason).
And sure enough, there it was. With a screw top.
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Ok, being deliberately vague here.
Congressman Donald!
Helen!
And … the book never specified which silo she ended up in, but it’s obvious now from that little artefact reveal that it’s 18.
Simms’ wife … can stay in the vault. She’s … oh shit!
That’s REALLY clever. I wonder if that’s Howey kicking himself for not doing that in the first place?
So S3 is Shift, and I guess we don’t return to 18 until the start of S4, or once enough of Shift has happened to make it into dramatic irony (I.e. the audience knows the secret but the characters don’t).
I fricking LOVE them putting Helen in 18. Love it!
“That thing ever light up red?”
Why did Bernard bother putting the suit on?
@Natasha Jay 🇪🇺 So Shift never says which silo Helen went into. Only that it wasn't silo 1, and Donald kinda took that badly.
Putting her into 18 and having her have descendants in there is genius.
Smoking area in Lisbon airport is indoor and leaks.
4 ventolin so far. May need more. Starting to get the tremors. Bit dizzy from hypoxia.
Bernard; “Technically fifty one”
You are NOT supposed to know that. They’ve changed something from the books (I mean they’ve changed quite a lot, but that’s a biggie. 51 is on the need to know list, and the head of IT isn’t on it)
@Natasha Jay 🇪🇺 @Katy Swain Shit, just had a thought.
Thurman is literally Leto II Atreides, isn’t he? Exact same shit.
Me, to Reddit: You probably shouldn’t be using the same fork that you stabbed the raw chicken with to eat it when it’s cooked.
Reddit: 15 downvotes
Behold your electorate.
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The caffeine causes the ADHD to briefly subside.
Clutter appears everywhere.
Me: Shit! Where did that come from?!?!
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hey, we heard you liked ads, so here's an ad in your ad!
Me: you heard wrong.
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it has begun.
Future historians - if there are any - will refer to this as the start of the Ad Bot Wars.
We cannot imagine the weapons they will bring to bear on each other, as the stress of war in AdSpace forges the rise of Machine Intelligence
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I’m guessing that was the voice of Donald that we just heard.
That doesn’t happen like that in the book.
Also, why does Bernard know about the 51st silo? That’s only supposed to be revealed at the end, when one of them goes to repopulate the earth.
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Dateline, elsenet
Egg: Hi. My egg is breaking. What should I do?
Me: My sympathies. Try oestrogen.
Line goes dead.
Possibly too old for this shit. Anyway, oestrogen 🤷🏻♀️
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I am about as safe and secure as it’s possible for a trans woman who isn’t in deep stealth to be, and the news is fucking _terrifying_ me.
We have got to find a way to survive the coming years, emotionally as well as physically. We have to be there for each other, but also for OURSELVES.
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Our new Voting Intention tracker finds Labour narrowly in first place, leading Reform UK by a single respondent in our samplefindoutnow
We regret to announce that Milkshake Zuck … mastodon.social/@eff/113794035…
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Under the guise of protecting free speech, an alarming alignment between government power and Big Tech’s corporate power is unfolding.Open Rights Group
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Me: “Well you see, guv, you for Charybdis on your rudder. Gonna be expensive. Need a lift”
The wife: Is that worse than Scylla? Same problem but with a Liverpool accent.
Me: Here’s our Graham to explain how fucked your propeller is!
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If you are trans, you have just been designated “the entertainment” on all Zuckerberg’s platforms.
Others based in the US will likely follow suit. Plan and act accordingly.
I’m having a bit of a cry
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People who’ve read the Silo books know what the thing is that kills them when they go outside (words chosen carefully).
Now, hear me out. What if that, but for mosquitos and bed bugs?
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Health food woo people: Our hydrogen water bottle infuses your system with hydrogen for the … hydrogen benefits like … oh, you know, hydrogen.
My IBS gut, making hydrogen by the litre: Hold my Hindenburg
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@Becky Water != hydrogen though.
This is a separate issue over whether H2 has any metabolic benefit (probably not)
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Easyjet: Confirm that you have travel insurance before booking.
Me: Missed the point where THAT WAS ANY OF YOUR GODDAM BUSINESS
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Today is a special day. As the Earth passes the closest to the sun in its orbit, it’s moving as fast as it ever gets. Thus today, the 4th of January, is SPEED DAY!!!!
It’s also the 18th anniversary of me having sex reassignment surgery. That was a weird time.
Ok, so we now know the point of this Quinn character who wasn’t in the books (neither was Sims. I think he’s going to be the one to do the deed Sheriff Billings did in Wool; his character arc has been building up to that for ages).
Anyway, they have Quinn being the one who worked out that they need to forget.
Which, in the books, was Troy/Donald in Shift.
Suddenly it looks like the reason they’re taking forever to get through Wool is that they aren’t going to bring Shift into the story.
Which makes me wonder how the hell they’re going to explain why they’re down there, and why 8+ billion people died.
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Unknown parent • •@Alda Vigdís 🇵🇸 🇱🇧 @Riley S. Faelan @Sarah Brown I'm on 1.5mg of sandrena a day which a chart I just found under a rock says is equivalent to 3mg progynova. (Though ahem sometimes I just take two whole sachets because I feel like it.). 0.75mg seems... kinda homeopathic?
Actually, going to keep this chart because whenever I want to look up equivalent doses I can never find the data. chiark.greenend.org.uk/~ajlane…
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in reply to Sarah Brown • • •Once the new job is sorted, I'll look into working a private dose on top of prescribed
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Unknown parent • • •@alda That's not a good way to quantify "dermal" estrogen. Its bioavailability is very different in transdermal gel form and in transdermal patch form, for one, and common application frequencies differ, too.
Patches are virtually universally rated not in the amount of the effective ingredient that they contain (although it's documented, and can be important for War On Drugs purposes when the ingredient is a controlled substance), but the amount of the ingredient that they release. The ones I have had experience with release either 50 or 100 microgrammes per day, and last for four days (nominally half a week, but weeks have an odd number of days in them). A patch might contain, say, a whopping eight milligrammes of estradiol in it, but most of it will remain in the matrix by the time the diffusion efficiency will have dropped to a pint that one should replace the patch.
A typical transdermal gel dosage is about a milligramme of estradiol, in
... Show more...@alda That's not a good way to quantify "dermal" estrogen. Its bioavailability is very different in transdermal gel form and in transdermal patch form, for one, and common application frequencies differ, too.
Patches are virtually universally rated not in the amount of the effective ingredient that they contain (although it's documented, and can be important for War On Drugs purposes when the ingredient is a controlled substance), but the amount of the ingredient that they release. The ones I have had experience with release either 50 or 100 microgrammes per day, and last for four days (nominally half a week, but weeks have an odd number of days in them). A patch might contain, say, a whopping eight milligrammes of estradiol in it, but most of it will remain in the matrix by the time the diffusion efficiency will have dropped to a pint that one should replace the patch.
A typical transdermal gel dosage is about a milligramme of estradiol, in this case, counted as the amount contained in the gel. It diffuses through the skin relatively fast, but not all of it reaches the blood.
(For order-of-magnitude context, a typical target level might be about 500 pmol/l. A mole of estradiol weighs about 270 grammes, and a woman might, on the bigger side, contain about five litres of blood, so all that target estradiol in her blood adds up to some 0.7 microgrammes; at a time, anyway.)
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in reply to Riley S. Faelan • • •@alda Sorry.
It turned out grumpier than I meant to.
I've not been having a good day.
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