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May just be the fact that I have Covid, but I just see the future getting darker and darker as a self fulfilling prophecy of our idiot politicians who think they have no choice but to drive society into the abyss.

And itโ€™s really fucking depressing.

I should probably go to bed.

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Just unblocked a load of people I had server blocks on because they had animated GIF avatars and they were bricking my serverโ€™s job queue.

Have upgraded server software and it fixes the issue so Iโ€™ve removed the blocks.

If you were one of these people, sorry! It was nothing personal. I couldnโ€™t even tell you because any attempt to interact with you in any way poisoned my job queue.




!Friendica Support Hey guys

Just upgraded to 2024.09-rc and I'm getting a lot of these in my log

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Fixed by github.com/friendica/friendicaโ€ฆ

It is caused by the fact that you entered the complete URL in your shortcut icon link - which is not wrong, but unexpected for the code.



Has anyone complied a list of the excuses that HomePod Siri uses to NEVER ACTUALLY JUST PLAY THE FUCKING MUSIC YOU ASKED FOR?
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it works surprisingly well if you add โ€œon Spotifyโ€ to the end of your query. Which is _wild_ given the fact it doesnโ€™t with their own music service! (I have both for errm reasons)

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@NatalyaD Already feeling much better, thank you. Looks like the 2 covid vaccines I had this year have really helped.
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Well done! I am pondering whether to pay privately for a 2nd Covid jab 6 months after the one the NHS randomly decided I was entitled to this yr. Esp if I can get a Novavax which I am hearing is the best one for modernish Covid.

Still being super cautious, disability health stuff is already barely manageable, I just can't risk anything getting Worse on top of my usual age related deteriorations....



Customer service call from car place. Satisfaction survey. Marks out of 5, would you recommend friends and family, will you return, any questions?

Did the whole thing in Portuguese. Understood it all. Feeling really good about that.

Sylvia is like, โ€œand you didnโ€™t even misgender yourself with your adjectives! Impressive for an English speaker!โ€

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@NatalyaD needs new tyres tho. Still, 55000 kilometres out of them, which is decent.



Illegal immigrant fucks around and finds out.

I keep seeing these people pop up in โ€œex patโ€ (hate that term) groups here in Portugal. Mate, Brexit was in the news and stuff.

Portugal is being patient, but I assume there are limits. theguardian.com/politics/2024/โ€ฆ

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@Sarah Brown I'm not a fan of immigration restrictions, and I know that Sweden is tightening (has tightened?) its immigration rules and going more vigorously after folk who don't have permission to stay... but it does seem like another case of "but I'm British you didn't mean meeeeeee"
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xenophobia

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"Jabberwocky" in an East Mids or Yorkshire accent sounds epic. Try it! See!


NHS (UK): repeat prescription? We track it to the milligram! Donโ€™t think you can cheat the system!

SNS (Portugal): a repeat? Letโ€™s SPIN THE WHEEL OF FORTUNE! See what you get!

The fuck am I supposed to do with six asthma inhalers?



Thinking I might need to extend my HRT stockpile to 5 years worth. Just a precaution.


Massively overdrawn on the sleep bank but brain is doing the 1am ADHD thing. FML


Tesla are so bad at designing user interfaces that the people who make microwave ovens point and laugh.
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my car has a speed dial and a "how far" one... makes stopping at the lights tricky to judge...


In a world where terrorising trans women is increasingly the policy of many governments, us expressing joy and happiness is a revolutionary act.

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Two consecutive emails:

Amazon.co.uk: Black Friday discounts start at midnight!

Amazon.es: Black Friday discounts start at 23h.

Weird timezone artefacts.



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@John_Loader that makes sense. I was thinking if it was a real problem I would have seen one of the activists somewhere mention it at least once.
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Wow. He was a bit OTT, but a lot of early rights campaigners in various movements felt obliged to be that way to force change and get people to sit up & take notice.


Sorry mate. Gotta wait until โ€œsheโ€ is 25 to fix that. Hilary Cass said so. theguardian.com/uk-news/2024/nโ€ฆ
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That form is so old-fashioned in several ways. It has "maiden name" for mothers only, not for fathers. Are men not allowed to change their surname upon marrying in the UK


Need a catchy name for the group of countries like the US, Russia, Israel, North Korea.

Iโ€™m thinking โ€œThe Axis of Can You Just Not?โ€

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we* do seem to all reinforce one another. I can think of at least one crude term for that, but something a little more suited for general company might be better.
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*I'm from one of them after all.
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Just got this Reddit ad for US ambulance chasers implying hormonal birth control is dangerous and causing mass health problems.

Itโ€™s starting. We (trans women) bloody warned you.

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Ironically, Depo-Provera has been a recurring choice for people practicing abusive forcible birth control for "eugenic" reasons. But I guess those people are harder to sue, or maybe the law firm agrees with their obnoxious politics.


When I was 15, I got a new pair of shoes for school. They were too tight and caused hyperkeratosis on the ridges of my big toes. This got so bad that the skin started painfully splitting.

The right one slowly resolved itself over time. The left has got worse and worse. 36 years later it has spread to three toes on that foot and despite trying to control it with debriding, salicylic acid, and steroids, it gets worse, and frequently cracks to the point it bleeds.

I have searched and searched and searched on the internet for the same presentation, but itโ€™s always the other side of the foot. Never on the ridges of the toe joints.

Until yesterday. I saw the exact same thing in a photo on duck duck go.

I clicked through.

โ€œPatient told to stop sitting on footโ€.

I looked down. I was sitting on my left foot.

Fucksake.

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Lol! But congratulations on possibly solving this mystery!


Burning a candle for Ponte Vasco da Gama to regain its crown here.


NEWSFLASH: #Biden has finally authorized strikes deep into #Russia with long-range weapons known as #ATACMS.

We spoke with George #Barros of the #Institute for the Study of #War to determine how this decision will affect the course of events on the front lines.




Had my attention drawn to a study concluding that regular commitments put ADHD โ€œinto remissionโ€ and Iโ€™m like, โ€œthatโ€™s not how you spell masking leading to chronic stress and long term neurological damageโ€.
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it never ceased to amaze me how many studies into ADHD/autism etc basically just boil down to "if you just managed your time better, you'd be fine. Have you tried having a diary"It fi, in fact, cease to amaze me decades ago.
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"Remission"? Now we have cancer of the executive function or something? ๐Ÿคฃ


Studied WW1 in school but never went hard on the July Crisis that started it.

Read up on it now and feeling like the Treaty of Versailles was a lot less unfair than I previously thought.

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Also surprised by how much Britain was the only adult in the room. They tried really quite hard to prevent the catastrophe.
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Serbia was like, โ€œlook, Austria. Weโ€™ll give you literally everything youโ€™re asking for.โ€ Britain was like, โ€œletโ€™s talk this out guysโ€. Austria was like, โ€œhmm, maybeโ€. Germany was like โ€œLEROY JENKINS! Btw, invading Luxembourg. Lol!โ€
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The Rest Is History did a good series on the build up, if you like that sort of thing.
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@goatsarah Starts Episode 465 with a 4 parter on the Assassination of Franz Ferdinand

therestishistory.com/465-the-mโ€ฆ

followed by 6 episodes on "The Road to War"

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Bertrand Russell said: if Britain hadn't become involved, the war would have been short, Germany would have won and WWII would never have happened.
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it's also worth comparing the Treaty of Versailles to the treaty the Germans forced on France a generation earlier after the Franco-Prussian War. Modest losses of land, military restrictions, blame for the war, harsh reparations, etc - Versailles was just the Germans receiving what they'd previously dished out.

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the UK is definitely TERF island, but it's not dangerous on the ground. We go there frequently, even went on a short holiday not long ago.
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@Trans Rescue yeah. Iโ€™ve been there a few times recently and itโ€™s perfectly safe. Just increasingly hard to get trans healthcare there.
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@trans_rescue the biggest practical challenge for trans people in the UK is securing medication. National Health Service waits are astronomical, private clinics expensive, and DIY options under threat.
@goatsarah


In โ€œstopped clock right twice a dayโ€ news, it appears that the incoming US kakistocracy is going to cancel the white elephant Space Launch System.
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@Sion [main] Musk was profiting from SLS either way because he had the contract to provide the lander.

But he isnโ€™t really competition. SLS was never a viable launch system; more a way to endlessly launder money to corporate donors.



Starting to think either a civil war or military coup and โ€œinterim administration to restore orderโ€ in the US in the next decade is now more likely than not. ๐Ÿ˜ž

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@clacksee The place is clearly due some sort of hard reset. I had hope it could avoid it - at least within my lifetime, now I'm not so sure.

The first US civil war wasn't, really, civil. Because there was a foreign occupying power to fight. Maybe every nation has to go through a 'proper' one. It certainly feels like the nation is irreperably split. Maybe that will keep them occupied for the next 4 years.

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Dear Apple, when the device is localised (see that S there?) into British English, "chips" does NOT go under "confectionary" in the shopping list.

Goddam fuckmuppet seppo nonsense.

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@pseudomonas
oh, the US is VERY invested in deep-frying confectionery
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A prediction:

The EU is going to decide that it needs to protect itself against Putinโ€™s aggression.

Trump will abandon Europe to Putin.

Starmer will be like, โ€œIโ€™ll align with the second guyโ€.

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I hope Europe gets it's act together. Election result in The Netherlands and upcoming elections in Germany are bit worrying


Western progressive parties stop doing this challenge 2024:

โ€œThe other guys are right. Donโ€™t vote for them!โ€

The obvious thing happens.

โ€œThe other guys are REALLY right. Donโ€™t vote for themโ€

Why are you like this?

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โ€œThe other guys are REALLY REALLY far right. Maybe we can convince some of them to vote for us.โ€


Just been reading about a horrible bully who stabbed and brutally killed a critically endangered animal that was just minding its own business by a tumtum tree.

Disgusting



Dear Oort Cloud. We are ready. Please put us out of our misery, preferably before we develop proper space travel. Itโ€™s for the best.

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> โ€œThe surest sign that intelligent life exists elsewhere in the universe is that it has never tried to contact us.โ€
โ€”Bill Watterson


The day after the Brexit vote, I was stuck in bed having panic attacks on repeat.

It shoved me out of my comfort zone and now my life, in Portugal, is better for it (immigrant stress is real though), but it was a profoundly shitty thing to go through, and my heart utterly goes out to the millions of Americans, especially the young women, the LGBT people, and the terrified immigrants, and others now experiencing the same thing.

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Anyway, by this time next year, I will have submitted my paperwork saying that I have no criminal record in the UK, along with proof of 5 years residency, Portuguese language proficiency, and a copy of my (post gender recognition) birth certificate.

And when it is approved, I will be registered as a Portuguese citizen born overseas (female).

And as far as the state will be concerned, Iโ€™m a cis woman.

Thatโ€™s going to be a useful insurance policy.

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honestly that sounds great. Massive respect for people who managed this given what was happening in 2020/2021
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@will-h it was logistically very very difficult. Yeah.

And then in 2021 my mum got a terminal cancer diagnosis.

Spent a lot of time being one of only half a dozen passengers on a 737.

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Hope everything goes well. It's a huge weight off your the shoulders, to have the magic legal status that wont ever expire or go away.

I assume by now you feel perfectly at home, but let me know if you need anything. I've finally made up my mind and I'm back (and fucking hell, that was stressful AFโ€ฆ somehow I managed to pull it off).



A lot of people, probably the majority, see things in irredeemable scum bags, like Trump, like Boris Johnson, like LePen, and going back, like Hitler, which they like.

And I just donโ€™t get it.

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no, theyโ€™re not the majority. But anger gets people to the polls more effectively than anything else. That coupled with the gerrymandering the US system is plagued with means that a minority can grab majority power.
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Because they remember their countries when they were bigoted as hell and the only people they saw were people like them and they want that back. They want the bigotry, discrimination etc. They donโ€™t want to have to think about non white people, LGBT people, non christian people and so on. If you look at the UK the most right wing places are the whitest straightest places. They are worried that will change!


So glad I got my nervous breakdown response to this shit out of the way after the Brexit referendum.

My deepest, most profound sympathies for anyone going through anything similar today. Itโ€™s fucking horrible.

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Thanks Sarah. Let's sit with this. Madison said this morning she didn't want to talk.

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Turns out the benzo was the best idea Iโ€™ve had in ages


Bridge carrying the N125 road over the Rio Arade near Portimรฃo, Algarve. iPhone 16 pro, pro raw, 10 second exposure. Seeing it like this always puts me in mind of the massive atmosphere processor in Aliens.

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Rising feeling of dread about Trump winning tomorrow.
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@Sarah Brown Same. It feels like any kind of hope is me trying to con myself. And there's really really nothing I can do about it (unlike UK elections where there's merely mostly nothing I can do about it)


Flight back from NTE to FAO used an honest to god jetway at the FAO end, like itโ€™s fucking Emirates or some shit.


So I know itโ€™s all very funny, ha ha, but hereโ€™s why the orcas donโ€™t go after the boats of the ultra rich.

Two photos. One a multi million euro luxury yacht. Notice it has two props. They steer by vectoring the thrust. There is no rudder.

The other, my boat. It costs what a new car costs (like if you were buying a low end Tesla. Expensive, but not stupid money). It has a rudder because itโ€™s a sailboat. It canโ€™t rely on thrust being present.

No rudder - no orca attack. People who can afford sailboats, which the orcas are attacking, cannot afford luxury motor yachts, which they arenโ€™t.

A sailboat is like a mouldy caravan, but floating, and slower.

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