Just genocidal fucks openly planning a genocide. Nothing to see here.
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*goes to add to kindle*
*finds it's already in the pile*
Somewhere around the coal layers...
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Britain and France are sibling countries: We spend a thousand years fighting like cat and dog because MUM SAID I COULD HAVE CALAIS, YOU COW!
And then Germany comes along and messes with one, and the other is like, "HITTING MY SISTER IS MY JOB! DIE!"
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Going through moons of the solar system, and I get the naming scheme, but it's still funny that Uranus has a moon called Margaret.
My aunt is called Margaret.
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Seeing someone on Reddit saying that they never used the maths (specifically, “pi”) they learned at school, and that it was pointless learning it.
I have used trigonometry and calculus in my everyday life to make short work of problems, mostly relating to DIY. If you reach middle age without m any this stuff, then I can almost guarantee that you have done several things the hard way when you didn’t need to.
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I’ve used very little of the math they tried to teach me and forgotten an awful lot of it:(
But my opinion wasn’t that it was a pointless thing to be taught, but that school did one hell of a bad job at doing it:( At one point I was good at maths (at least compared to my peers) and slowly they sucked every bit of fun and wonder out of it:(
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Green Party 'At Risk of Going Bust' Amid Trans Row Legal Challenge from Former Deputy Leader – Byline Times
The party's accounts suggest there is "significant doubt" about whether it can continue as a "going concern" due to a series of legal challenges.Josiah Mortimer (Byline Times)
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Standard British things that you don’t realise are creepy and authoritarian as fuck when you grow up in the UK.
These are meant to frighten you. You can safely throw them in the bin.
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@rachel_norfolk There are three of us???
Also I said day one that Google having a browser was to further their own goals of stealing information and forcing ads everywhere.
People were quite upset with me for having that opinion. But here we are, and I have no joy in being right about this or anything else negative:(
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!Self Hosted - Self-hosting your services. So I got a warning that nginx proxy manager hadn't been renewing my certificates for a while tonight.
Tried to renew them manually.
It broke, everywhere, badly. Ended up reinstalling from scratch, even on a different machine, but it Would Not Work. Kept throwing internal NPM errors.
Is it currently broken? I've resorted to a manual nginx config for now. but it's not ideal. Anyone else seeing flakiness from nginx proxy manager?
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Try turning off "force SSL" "HTTP/2" and "HSTS" then try to renew. If that works it's a known bug and there's a fix in this thread:
github.com/NginxProxyManager/n…
Internal Error trying to renew cert · Issue #396 · NginxProxyManager/nginx-proxy-manager
I was trying to renew my cert running version 2.2.1 and the following error popped up: [5/4/2020] [10:01:54 PM] [SSL ] › ℹ info Renewing Let'sEncrypt certificates for Cert #1: mywebite.com, [5/4/20...GitHub
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Hang on, Dorries told Sunak, “history will not judge you kindly”?!?
Girl, get some self awareness!
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Lost most of Thursday to a migraine.
“That’s odd”, thinks me. “Haven’t had a migraine in ages”
This morning: depression and extreme fatigue.
This evening: joint pains in my index finger.
Aww crap, I ate gluten, didn’t I?
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@Ted don’t even know what it was. I’m pretty careful.
And so many doctors are like, “non coeliacs don’t get extra-intestinal responses to gluten”.
Bullshit.
“If we can’t do crimes, there will be a civil war”
Grow the fuck up
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New flat has a halogen hob
I hate it. It’s total bullshit.
It’s got to go.
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@April Ryebread @Zoë O'Connell They killed London. It was officially wound up several years ago.
Now they’re doing the same to Southampton, apparently completely oblivious to what they’re doing. It’s peak enshittification.
Those UK Election manifestos in full:
Tories: We are going to take the light fittings and run to a tax haven. We will blame this on the trans.
Labour: We’re going to let other people take the light fittings and run to tax havens. It’s still the trans’ fault.
Lib Dems: 48 hour moritorium on stealing light fittings.
SNP: We want independence from HMRC, in case the light fittings are taxable.
Greens: Screw this, we’re going down the pub.
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Britain: a country in terminal decline, which needs bold new visions and an actual fucking intervention.
Instead, the current state of opposition politics in Britain is, “pause dumping shit into the rivers for a weekend”. standard.co.uk/news/politics/s…
Ban sewage discharges over Bank Holiday weekend – Lib Dems
The Environment Agency has no record of sewage discharges during July and AugustMartina Bet (Evening Standard)
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@Alexandra Lanes @Eddie Mullen 🏴 🖖 England and Wales: rudderless decline in red or yellow, or grifting bullshitters.
Scotland: same, except the grifting bullshitters are in tartan.
!Friendica Admins im running friendica in Docker. I periodically stop the main container and cron container to perform backups.
They never exit cleanly. The cron, in particular, has to be killed.
Is there a way to get them to exit nicely?
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Tried to overthrow Putin
He moved his army into the game
Ra ra Prigorzin
Turned round halfway to the Kremlin
And got a bomb smuggled onto his plane
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Just seen a taxi with “advanced bookings only” written on it.
Mate, I’ve booked multi leg rail journeys in the uk involving backtracking and stuff and know the difference between London terminals and London via Thameslink.
How advanced cash hiring your mere car possibly be?
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There are a couple of places when driving I have to play certain tracks, because it's the law:
Crossing the bridge between the Algarve and Spain, I play Back to the Future because it's a timezone border and growing up in an island nation, that still weirds me out a bit.
The A3 near Petersfield has a roundabout with a brown tourism roadsigns to "Bird World". That one gets the Jurassic Park theme.
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> [the British press] They're on a deadline, and if you make them conclude that life is too short, they will leave you the fuck alone.
That's fucking gold, thanks for sharing it.
Everyone: Covid is spiking! Wear a facemask!
Boots: Masks? Masks? Sell masks? What do you imagine us to be, a pharmacy or some such?!?
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Is there any urban wildlife as dangerous and aggressive as the British Herring Gull?
It will absolutely fuck you up for a chip.
Apparently Sydney, in Australia, is having problems with aggressive gulls and they’ve employed dog walkers to scare them off. I saw a picture.
In England, the gulls would take the dog. Easily. It was not a big dog.
The Herring Gull would totally win in a fight.
Don’t mess with them. They remember you, and after making you bleed, will make a point of shitting on you every time it sees you afterwards.
If it wants the chip, give it the bag. Honestly, not giving it the chip is risking you getting into some serious “I just killed John Wick’s dog” type shit.
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@Inken Paper Thing is (and we have Canada geese in the UK too), they’re basically bluffing. You can run screaming at geese and they will usually flee. Geese are colossal bullshitters who only follow through if they think you are intimidated by them (see also swans).
A seagull, however, will bear a grudge on you and your descendants for generations if you cross it.
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@Inken Paper It knows how to make your life a misery and it will fight a war of attrition against you literally for years. Every time you leave the house, it will shit on you. It will dive bomb you with its mates. It will learn your habits and lie waiting in ambush. They are basically mafia.
Geese have nothing in comparison.
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@Wufflekins there aren't tournaments that are only open to men, afaik. Generally, tournaments are either open to everyone, or have specific qualifications (like rating, title, or winning a qualifying event).
There are, however, tournaments that are only open to women. Ostensibly, these exist to encourage participation, although many have suggested that it is actually to shield women from rampant misogyny in the chess scene that institutions are unwilling to handle properly.
That's a weird one for me. I absolutely understand the need for a safe space for women, and, as a man, I have no experience of the issues women face but, to me, it feels like that should be a refereeing issue. If men and women (and whoever identifies as whichever) can't participate on an even footing, regardless of gender, that's a fundamental problem with the way the sport is being supervised, isn't it?
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Am I remembering correctly that Russia (as opposed to the Soviet Union) has yet to stick an off-world landing? And that even hitting the target body counts as a major step forward?
(Fingers crossed for third time lucky for India.)
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Got some gum soreness. Usually I’d dab hydrogen peroxide on it, but it’s strangely difficult to get here (in Portugal every supermarket sells it).
So instead I got chlorhexidine. Went and did a bit of Googling for scientific papers, which resulted in finding out that, and I quote, “chlorhexidine is more effective than povidone iodine and hydrogen peroxide for treating diseased or inflamed gums, but less effective than sodium hypochlorite”
SODIUM HYPOCHLORITE! WHAT THE HELL IS WRONG WITH THESE PEOPLE?
Talk about using a sledgehammer to crack a nut!
I have no plans to use sodium hypochlorite as a mouthwash.
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Anyone near Cambridge UK wanting old, possibly non working, 80s computer shit and able to collect in the next week?
I think I have a C64, Amiga 1200, maybe a ZX81
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Just had a motorbike burning something in front. Caused the worst asthma attack I’d had in years. One of those “ventolin just saved my life” ones.
Apparently I went an interesting colour.
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