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Some people’s partners leave crumbs in their bed.

My darling wife leaves a chicken carcass, like she’s some sort of cat or some shit.

in reply to Sarah Brown

Have you ever actually seen her and the cat in the same place at the same time?
in reply to alastair87

@Alastair Cooper We don't actually have a cat, on account of us both being allergic to them. Hmmmmm


trans genocide, US Pol

Just genocidal fucks openly planning a genocide. Nothing to see here.


I hate posting $#!t like this, but people keep buying it when these same people say they 'just have concerns.'

"Ellis said that we should 'have the moral conversation' about whether trans adults 'should be permissible in the United States...'"

On Salem Media, Jenna Ellis and Missouri Attorney General Andrew Bailey push states to ban health care for trans people | Media Matters for America
mediamatters.org/salem-media-g…


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trans genocide, US Pol
we should have an open conversation about whether conservative white men should be allowed in the world.


Translation State by Ann Leckie is batshit insanity Sci Fi at its finest. Seriously, it's a profoundly good book. If you liked the Ancillary Justice trilogy, you will adore this!

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*goes to add to kindle*

*finds it's already in the pile*

Somewhere around the coal layers...

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really happy to hear. Adding to my TBR list after I finish murderbot. Loved the Ancillary novels.


Britain and France are sibling countries: We spend a thousand years fighting like cat and dog because MUM SAID I COULD HAVE CALAIS, YOU COW!

And then Germany comes along and messes with one, and the other is like, "HITTING MY SISTER IS MY JOB! DIE!"

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@johnmacintosh That really doesn't sound safe if there is anyone around it without appropriate eye protection.


Going through moons of the solar system, and I get the naming scheme, but it's still funny that Uranus has a moon called Margaret.

My aunt is called Margaret.

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Sarah Brown
@Inken Paper I take the view that referring to any TNO as a "moon" is a bit dubious, but this may be a minority view.


Seeing someone on Reddit saying that they never used the maths (specifically, “pi”) they learned at school, and that it was pointless learning it.

I have used trigonometry and calculus in my everyday life to make short work of problems, mostly relating to DIY. If you reach middle age without m any this stuff, then I can almost guarantee that you have done several things the hard way when you didn’t need to.

in reply to Llwynog

@alisonkiddle @lnr I had to seek AI information on how to use this stuff IRL. If my teacher had said "you can use algebra to help you work out portions when you're cooking", I might have paid more attention in school.
in reply to Sarah Brown

I’ve used very little of the math they tried to teach me and forgotten an awful lot of it:(

But my opinion wasn’t that it was a pointless thing to be taught, but that school did one hell of a bad job at doing it:( At one point I was good at maths (at least compared to my peers) and slowly they sucked every bit of fun and wonder out of it:(



Apologies for the vagueposting, but when someone repeatedly makes a longstanding offer of helping with something, and you repeatedly ignore them for a couple of years, and then tell them that their position is, "I'm alright Jack, screw you", then don't be surprised if that actually becomes their position.


TERFs are the ultimate useful idiots for the right wing. After damaging LGBT and women’s equality in the UK, they are now helping dismantle the climate movement. bylinetimes.com/2023/08/29/gre…
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Suing a political party for excluding you because of your opposition to their policies… That’s some serious absurdity. How about communists start joining conservative parties, then sue them for being excluded from leadership because of their beliefs. 🤦


Standard British things that you don’t realise are creepy and authoritarian as fuck when you grow up in the UK.

These are meant to frighten you. You can safely throw them in the bin.

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@James Baillie I think public service broadcasting should be funded by a broadband levy, collected through ISPs.
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@MarjorieGotSmaller There's just a man in the back who has to spin the antenna by hand. "Please don't tell anyone"


Today it feels good to be a Safari user.


Excuse me?
Google now moderates your saved bookmarks? The hell?
in reply to Rachel Lawson

@rachel_norfolk There are three of us???

Also I said day one that Google having a browser was to further their own goals of stealing information and forcing ads everywhere.

People were quite upset with me for having that opinion. But here we are, and I have no joy in being right about this or anything else negative:(


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!Self Hosted - Self-hosting your services. So I got a warning that nginx proxy manager hadn't been renewing my certificates for a while tonight.

Tried to renew them manually.

It broke, everywhere, badly. Ended up reinstalling from scratch, even on a different machine, but it Would Not Work. Kept throwing internal NPM errors.

Is it currently broken? I've resorted to a manual nginx config for now. but it's not ideal. Anyone else seeing flakiness from nginx proxy manager?

in reply to Sarah Brown

Try turning off "force SSL" "HTTP/2" and "HSTS" then try to renew. If that works it's a known bug and there's a fix in this thread:

github.com/NginxProxyManager/n…

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I had an issue like this, I actually shelled into the docker container and found that the process to upgrade was running but had stalled. So I killed it and then made a new request and it worked.


Have now seen Crater, largely because Disney didn't want me to. It's a bit of nonsense but quite sweet, and made me a bit teary at the end.

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Hang on, Dorries told Sunak, “history will not judge you kindly”?!?

Girl, get some self awareness!

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re: UK Pol
"When you point your finger 'cos your plan fell through, there are three more fingers pointing back at you.".

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the only other button I want is the one that does 30s on max power.
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Sarah Brown
@The Homespun Days It’s almost perfect. The only thing wrong with it is that it has one too many knobs.


Lost most of Thursday to a migraine.

“That’s odd”, thinks me. “Haven’t had a migraine in ages”

This morning: depression and extreme fatigue.

This evening: joint pains in my index finger.

Aww crap, I ate gluten, didn’t I?

in reply to Sarah Brown

@Sarah Brown 🙁 Sorry you accidentally stepped on that gluten landmine. I know some people are hyper-sensitive.
in reply to Ted

@Ted don’t even know what it was. I’m pretty careful.

And so many doctors are like, “non coeliacs don’t get extra-intestinal responses to gluten”.

Bullshit.

@Ted


US Pol

“If we can’t do crimes, there will be a civil war”

Grow the fuck up

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New flat has a halogen hob

I hate it. It’s total bullshit.

It’s got to go.

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they’re horrific. If they simply put dials on, that would make them completely visble for me. There are some with dials, but very few. It bewilders me people accept the touch control ones. Perhaps I odd.
in reply to benjohn

@benjohn I don’t much care about that. I care about their total inability to warn the cookware in a reasonable timeframe.


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Sarah Brown

@April Ryebread @Zoë O'Connell They killed London. It was officially wound up several years ago.

Now they’re doing the same to Southampton, apparently completely oblivious to what they’re doing. It’s peak enshittification.



Those UK Election manifestos in full:

Tories: We are going to take the light fittings and run to a tax haven. We will blame this on the trans.

Labour: We’re going to let other people take the light fittings and run to tax havens. It’s still the trans’ fault.

Lib Dems: 48 hour moritorium on stealing light fittings.

SNP: We want independence from HMRC, in case the light fittings are taxable.

Greens: Screw this, we’re going down the pub.



Britain: a country in terminal decline, which needs bold new visions and an actual fucking intervention.

Instead, the current state of opposition politics in Britain is, “pause dumping shit into the rivers for a weekend”. standard.co.uk/news/politics/s…

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@Alexandra Lanes @Eddie Mullen 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 🖖 England and Wales: rudderless decline in red or yellow, or grifting bullshitters.

Scotland: same, except the grifting bullshitters are in tartan.


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!Friendica Admins im running friendica in Docker. I periodically stop the main container and cron container to perform backups.

They never exit cleanly. The cron, in particular, has to be killed.

Is there a way to get them to exit nicely?

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@Sarah Brown The worker eventually stops by itself if it isn't restarted via cron, but we don't have a way to stop it nicely at the moment. Ideally, we should catch the SIGTERM signal and make it exit after its current task is done.


Ra ra Prigozhin
Tried to overthrow Putin
He moved his army into the game
Ra ra Prigorzin
Turned round halfway to the Kremlin
And got a bomb smuggled onto his plane




“I fell out of the window”

“The window was on a plane”

“Then the plane also fell out of the window”



Just seen a taxi with “advanced bookings only” written on it.

Mate, I’ve booked multi leg rail journeys in the uk involving backtracking and stuff and know the difference between London terminals and London via Thameslink.

How advanced cash hiring your mere car possibly be?

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@Sarah Brown Isn’t that a regulatory thing, distinguishing it from cabs that can be hailed or picked up from ranks?
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I've booked journeys you people can't even imagine. Rail replacement buses on the shores of Crewe... Hi vis jackets gleam in the dark near the ticket gate...


Weird to see so many mentions of Fulton County when your only exposure to it as a concept is through a certain sci fi trilogy that's currently a popular TV series...


There are a couple of places when driving I have to play certain tracks, because it's the law:

Crossing the bridge between the Algarve and Spain, I play Back to the Future because it's a timezone border and growing up in an island nation, that still weirds me out a bit.

The A3 near Petersfield has a roundabout with a brown tourism roadsigns to "Bird World". That one gets the Jurassic Park theme.



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> [the British press] They're on a deadline, and if you make them conclude that life is too short, they will leave you the fuck alone.

That's fucking gold, thanks for sharing it.



Everyone: Covid is spiking! Wear a facemask!

Boots: Masks? Masks? Sell masks? What do you imagine us to be, a pharmacy or some such?!?

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Sarah Brown
@daryl fuck, and indeed, sake


Welcome to Britain or the United States! We are very advanced! P.S. your house is made of fucking paper or some shit.
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One of those cases where alt text would help even somebody with reasonable eyesight. I haven't got a clue what I'm looking at here beyond some sort of tool and some sort of fixing on some sort of wood-effect surface.
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@Ed Davies I definitely posted it with alt text in @Mona app

Mona, had it started losing alt text in friendica posts? If certainly used to work.

in reply to Sarah Brown

@Ed Davies @Mona app anyway, it’s a plasterboard expansion bolt and deployment tool for countries where it’s too much bother to build houses out of actual house.
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@MonaApp Thanks for the explanation. No alt text visible on this Mastodon instance or when I click through to the web interface on The Goatery.

Yes, two minds at best, about plasterboard.

in reply to Sarah Brown

Hi, Friendica servers currently don’t support alt text provided via Mastodon API.


Nobody in the lemmyverse has defederated me! Hurrah!


Has anyone defederated your instance? Introducing Defederation Investigator


cross-posted from: lemmy.basedcount.com/post/1137…

I couldn't find any tools to check this, so I built one myself.

This is a little site I built: the Defederation Investigator defed.xyz. With it, you can get a comprehensive view of which instances have blocked yours, as well as which ones you are federated with.

The tool is open source and available on GitHub. Hopefully someone will find it useful, enjoy.





Is there any urban wildlife as dangerous and aggressive as the British Herring Gull?

It will absolutely fuck you up for a chip.

Apparently Sydney, in Australia, is having problems with aggressive gulls and they’ve employed dog walkers to scare them off. I saw a picture.

In England, the gulls would take the dog. Easily. It was not a big dog.

The Herring Gull would totally win in a fight.

Don’t mess with them. They remember you, and after making you bleed, will make a point of shitting on you every time it sees you afterwards.

If it wants the chip, give it the bag. Honestly, not giving it the chip is risking you getting into some serious “I just killed John Wick’s dog” type shit.

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Sarah Brown

@Inken Paper Thing is (and we have Canada geese in the UK too), they’re basically bluffing. You can run screaming at geese and they will usually flee. Geese are colossal bullshitters who only follow through if they think you are intimidated by them (see also swans).

A seagull, however, will bear a grudge on you and your descendants for generations if you cross it.

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@Inken Paper It knows how to make your life a misery and it will fight a war of attrition against you literally for years. Every time you leave the house, it will shit on you. It will dive bomb you with its mates. It will learn your habits and lie waiting in ambush. They are basically mafia.

Geese have nothing in comparison.



Random internet men can U not 2023
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@ajlanes @Uraael The discussion of the crush technique for eunuch creation in the late classical world makes me feel distinctly queasy. Goodness knows what it's like for someone with a personal horror of less blunt interventions.


Both the UK and US Chess governing bodies have rejected FIDE's transphobic bullshit. You know you're out there when even TERF Island and DeSantisland go, "steady on a bit, guys!"

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@Wufflekins there aren't tournaments that are only open to men, afaik. Generally, tournaments are either open to everyone, or have specific qualifications (like rating, title, or winning a qualifying event).

There are, however, tournaments that are only open to women. Ostensibly, these exist to encourage participation, although many have suggested that it is actually to shield women from rampant misogyny in the chess scene that institutions are unwilling to handle properly.

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@triplenineteen
That's a weird one for me. I absolutely understand the need for a safe space for women, and, as a man, I have no experience of the issues women face but, to me, it feels like that should be a refereeing issue. If men and women (and whoever identifies as whichever) can't participate on an even footing, regardless of gender, that's a fundamental problem with the way the sport is being supervised, isn't it?

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Am I remembering correctly that Russia (as opposed to the Soviet Union) has yet to stick an off-world landing? And that even hitting the target body counts as a major step forward?

(Fingers crossed for third time lucky for India.)

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Got some gum soreness. Usually I’d dab hydrogen peroxide on it, but it’s strangely difficult to get here (in Portugal every supermarket sells it).

So instead I got chlorhexidine. Went and did a bit of Googling for scientific papers, which resulted in finding out that, and I quote, “chlorhexidine is more effective than povidone iodine and hydrogen peroxide for treating diseased or inflamed gums, but less effective than sodium hypochlorite”

SODIUM HYPOCHLORITE! WHAT THE HELL IS WRONG WITH THESE PEOPLE?

Talk about using a sledgehammer to crack a nut!

I have no plans to use sodium hypochlorite as a mouthwash.



Anyone near Cambridge UK wanting old, possibly non working, 80s computer shit and able to collect in the next week?

I think I have a C64, Amiga 1200, maybe a ZX81

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my English geography is appalling so I’ve no idea if he’s vaguely close but ping @leeg
in reply to Alan Francis

@acf close enough, but no thank you, I already have one of each 😀. Everyone's already recommended the museum so on the (likely) chance that they don't take them either, try your local community marketplace or freecycle.


Just had a motorbike burning something in front. Caused the worst asthma attack I’d had in years. One of those “ventolin just saved my life” ones.

Apparently I went an interesting colour.

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Ian Molton

From the safety sheet for 2 stroke oil.