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Hopefully I’ve shared this right. Anyway, I did this at the weekend. It broke me. 34 kilometres. 30° C, 800 metres of ascent.

So I have stupidly decided to do it again next year.

While I can still barely stand up because of the DOMS.

I must be loopy.


strava.app.link/7kFg5Chb1Cb

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Sarah Brown
@Richard they do. That’s … not something I’ll be doing!


This is a bit concerning.

Basically, every few hundred years the earth is hit by a solar flare powerful enough to pretty much destroy all modern tech, and probably give anyone flying in a plane at the time cancer.

These are much bigger than the Carrington Event, which was the last really big solar flare recorded.

One day, without warning, the sun will just wipe out tech slate clean.

And there is apparently nothing we can do about it.


Link Post: The Carrington Event of 1859 Disrupted Telegraph Lines. A “Miyake Event” Would Be Far Worse daily.jstor.org/the-carrington…
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Keep some cash handy, you'll be needing it when all those card payment points go "ping"
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@Susan Lewis I think the total failure of every electrical system on the planet might make that the least of our worries


Did the Dale Mountain Rescue 9 edges challenge yesterday.

Uploaded my results to Strava.

Apparently the climb from the A57 to High Neb has me on the leaderboard as the 4th fastest middle aged woman.

I imagine this will annoy a "certain group".

In 30 degree heat too!

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Also I ws eating a sandwich while doing it.

Tl;dr: I am fucking quick up hills.

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@Alisdair Calder McGregor Cambridge destroyed my hill fitness.

But Lagos; Lagos is hilly, and hot.

Going up hills in heat I can do.



Usually I block internet transphobes.

But sometimes, like today, they irritate me sufficiently that I go and donate to a trans charity in their name, and then show them the receipt.

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A thing I was recently wondering. For most of the world's population, what is the largest island they can get to, other than the one they are currently on, using only fixed links (ie bridges, tunnels etc. No boats or aircraft).

And I think the answer is very straightforwardly, "Great Britain".

But if you start on Great Britain, then what is it? (I am not counting the land mass of Asia/Africa/Europe as an "island")

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@scr
yeh if I'd noticed a causeway on the map (& known it was bigger) I I would've gone with it instead of PEI!



Mass death

Watched a video about that fateful Air France Concorde flight. It took 121 seconds from the point they lit the afterburners to start rolling to the point everyone died. For most of that it was probably profoundly obvious to the flight crew that they were going to die: the plane had two engines out, their wing was on fire, they were on the verge of a stall, their landing gear was fucked, they could not gain speed or height, and the aircraft was becoming uncontrollable.

They HAD to know they were going to die, and yet right to the point their short flight ended impacting a hotel at 200 knots, inverted, with the plane yelling, “pull up, pull up, pull up”, they acted utterly professionally.

So impressive. So tragic.

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@alastair Apollo 12 was also struck by lightning, which wiped out the guidance and the telemetry. A single flight controller was able to figure out what had happened, and instructed the crew to flip a single switch that saved the mission.

If they hadn’t have fixed it, they would’ve had to abort.

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I've tended to rank Apollo 13 as NASA's most impressive crewed mission, even more so than the ones that landed on the Moon, because so much of it was improvised.


It is with a heavy heart that I announce that the cis are at it again.


Pilot dies after plane crashes during gender reveal party in Mexico


Alan Francisco Rangel of the Sinaloa Red Cross told CNN that paramedics treated the pilot at the crash site in San Pedro, Navolato and then took him to a local hospital, where he died.



https://edition.cnn.com/2023/09/04/americas/mexico-gender-reveal-plane-crash-scli-intl/index.html

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Gotta love how several people (including the one shooting the movie) see the plane breaking apart but don’t even react to it, let alone give a shit, because they’re too busy with IT’S A GIRL!!!


Oh arse, I'm going viral again.

Oh well. Didn't want to use this for the next day anyway,.



I am in the showers at the marina (yes, TERFs, the women’s showers. Go fuck yourselves). They have the radio on. They are talking to a “psychotherapist” who explains how, because of the iron in your blood, you can get rid of “negative energy” by touching a radiator to “ground yourself” for 20 minutes a day.

Did the Enlightenment actually happen, or did I imagine it?

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Completely besides the point of the post, I had to look up about and learnt about TERF... Interesting how we are identifying groups of people into smaller groups with acronyms.


Dear Vodafone. That you managed to make registration for your site not work with the built in password manager for iPhones, one of the most popular mobile phones, is deeply unfortunate. It’s also an impressive achievement, because iCloud Keychain works nearly everywhere. You actually have to go out of your way to bugger it up.

But you, a mobile phone company, have managed to make your mobile site not work with this most common of mobile phones. I am impressed with the amount of effort it must have taken to be this incompetent.

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Techbros: self driving cars are inevitable!

Also techbros: prove you are human by performing a task that computers can’t do, like identifying traffic lights.

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With enough people solving captchas constantly we'll be able to use them to help cars solve ethical problems on the fly like should I swerve to avoid the small child and hit the old lady


That’s gotta be embarrassing. politico.eu/article/rachel-ree…

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You can tell your covid requirements are pseudoscience tickybox woo when they emphasise “hand gel”, which is completely fucking useless against covid, over “face masks”, which are not.

And also when your activity is outdoors in the countryside.

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@Adam With the caveat that a lot of the orthodoxy around those viruses also originates from the same utterly wrong assumptions that made the WHO state that covid couldn’t possibly be airborne until they evidence that it was became overwhelming.

I’m not saying personal hygiene with regard to hand cleanliness isn’t important: it is. It’s much more an issue for gastrointestinal stuff though, and is unhelpful to focus on with diseases (including the ones you mention), that the vast majority of people catch through inhalation.

@Adam
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I wear a mask pretty religiously in indoor public spaces. But I need clean hands to eat with as well.


Just got tailgated on the M11. Think I’ll buy Facebook and turn it into a snuff video site.

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@Vic the struggle is real. Would you like to buy an electric car I made? Only some of the body panels are held on with blutac.
@Vic


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Lazing in bed in Bishops Stortford, listening to the day being punctuated every few minutes by the roar of a pair of CFM56-7B27 turbofans, as you do.


Just had the whole “pharmacist looks on in pity while you stand there, clammy and sweating, as they prescribe UTI antibiotics” experience. Such fun and joy.
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@Ghost of Hope “Have you used this before?”

I’m a 49 year old woman, mate. What do you think?



Apparently I have a controversial belief about the modern software industry. I don’t think it should be controversial.

The belief is this: writing new code in C in 2023 is like installing plumbing in a new house using lead pipes.

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not a software person, but isn't lead piping easy to put in but bad for everyone using and touching it ever after, while software in C is devilish for the original programmer but quite fine once running?
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Some people’s partners leave crumbs in their bed.

My darling wife leaves a chicken carcass, like she’s some sort of cat or some shit.

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Have you ever actually seen her and the cat in the same place at the same time?
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@Alastair Cooper We don't actually have a cat, on account of us both being allergic to them. Hmmmmm


trans genocide, US Pol

Just genocidal fucks openly planning a genocide. Nothing to see here.


I hate posting $#!t like this, but people keep buying it when these same people say they 'just have concerns.'

"Ellis said that we should 'have the moral conversation' about whether trans adults 'should be permissible in the United States...'"

On Salem Media, Jenna Ellis and Missouri Attorney General Andrew Bailey push states to ban health care for trans people | Media Matters for America
mediamatters.org/salem-media-g…


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trans genocide, US Pol
we should have an open conversation about whether conservative white men should be allowed in the world.


Translation State by Ann Leckie is batshit insanity Sci Fi at its finest. Seriously, it's a profoundly good book. If you liked the Ancillary Justice trilogy, you will adore this!

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*goes to add to kindle*

*finds it's already in the pile*

Somewhere around the coal layers...

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really happy to hear. Adding to my TBR list after I finish murderbot. Loved the Ancillary novels.


Britain and France are sibling countries: We spend a thousand years fighting like cat and dog because MUM SAID I COULD HAVE CALAIS, YOU COW!

And then Germany comes along and messes with one, and the other is like, "HITTING MY SISTER IS MY JOB! DIE!"

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@Pete Alex Harris🦡🕸️🌲/∞🪐∫ @John Macintosh UUUUUUUULA!

And presently they came to Tillingham, where, if Wells had done his research properly, he would have known it is basically a mudflat and far too shallow to float a torpedo ram, which had a draft of 6 metres.

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Going through moons of the solar system, and I get the naming scheme, but it's still funny that Uranus has a moon called Margaret.

My aunt is called Margaret.

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@Inken Paper I take the view that referring to any TNO as a "moon" is a bit dubious, but this may be a minority view.


Seeing someone on Reddit saying that they never used the maths (specifically, “pi”) they learned at school, and that it was pointless learning it.

I have used trigonometry and calculus in my everyday life to make short work of problems, mostly relating to DIY. If you reach middle age without m any this stuff, then I can almost guarantee that you have done several things the hard way when you didn’t need to.

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@alisonkiddle @lnr I had to seek AI information on how to use this stuff IRL. If my teacher had said "you can use algebra to help you work out portions when you're cooking", I might have paid more attention in school.
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I’ve used very little of the math they tried to teach me and forgotten an awful lot of it:(

But my opinion wasn’t that it was a pointless thing to be taught, but that school did one hell of a bad job at doing it:( At one point I was good at maths (at least compared to my peers) and slowly they sucked every bit of fun and wonder out of it:(



Apologies for the vagueposting, but when someone repeatedly makes a longstanding offer of helping with something, and you repeatedly ignore them for a couple of years, and then tell them that their position is, "I'm alright Jack, screw you", then don't be surprised if that actually becomes their position.


TERFs are the ultimate useful idiots for the right wing. After damaging LGBT and women’s equality in the UK, they are now helping dismantle the climate movement. bylinetimes.com/2023/08/29/gre…
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Suing a political party for excluding you because of your opposition to their policies… That’s some serious absurdity. How about communists start joining conservative parties, then sue them for being excluded from leadership because of their beliefs. 🤦


Standard British things that you don’t realise are creepy and authoritarian as fuck when you grow up in the UK.

These are meant to frighten you. You can safely throw them in the bin.

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@James Baillie I think public service broadcasting should be funded by a broadband levy, collected through ISPs.
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@MarjorieGotSmaller There's just a man in the back who has to spin the antenna by hand. "Please don't tell anyone"

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@rachel_norfolk There are three of us???

Also I said day one that Google having a browser was to further their own goals of stealing information and forcing ads everywhere.

People were quite upset with me for having that opinion. But here we are, and I have no joy in being right about this or anything else negative:(



!Self Hosted - Self-hosting your services. So I got a warning that nginx proxy manager hadn't been renewing my certificates for a while tonight.

Tried to renew them manually.

It broke, everywhere, badly. Ended up reinstalling from scratch, even on a different machine, but it Would Not Work. Kept throwing internal NPM errors.

Is it currently broken? I've resorted to a manual nginx config for now. but it's not ideal. Anyone else seeing flakiness from nginx proxy manager?

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Try turning off "force SSL" "HTTP/2" and "HSTS" then try to renew. If that works it's a known bug and there's a fix in this thread:

github.com/NginxProxyManager/n…

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I had an issue like this, I actually shelled into the docker container and found that the process to upgrade was running but had stalled. So I killed it and then made a new request and it worked.


Have now seen Crater, largely because Disney didn't want me to. It's a bit of nonsense but quite sweet, and made me a bit teary at the end.

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Hang on, Dorries told Sunak, “history will not judge you kindly”?!?

Girl, get some self awareness!

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"When you point your finger 'cos your plan fell through, there are three more fingers pointing back at you.".


Found a microwave that wasn’t enshittified.

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but surely you need 90 different defrost buttons and the ability to grill cheese with it
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@Mirrors And Stuff I do not need those things. Honestly, I don’t even need the power level knob. It will never move from 800


Lost most of Thursday to a migraine.

“That’s odd”, thinks me. “Haven’t had a migraine in ages”

This morning: depression and extreme fatigue.

This evening: joint pains in my index finger.

Aww crap, I ate gluten, didn’t I?

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@Sarah Brown 🙁 Sorry you accidentally stepped on that gluten landmine. I know some people are hyper-sensitive.
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@Ted don’t even know what it was. I’m pretty careful.

And so many doctors are like, “non coeliacs don’t get extra-intestinal responses to gluten”.

Bullshit.

@Ted


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“If we can’t do crimes, there will be a civil war”

Grow the fuck up

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New flat has a halogen hob

I hate it. It’s total bullshit.

It’s got to go.

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they’re horrific. If they simply put dials on, that would make them completely visble for me. There are some with dials, but very few. It bewilders me people accept the touch control ones. Perhaps I odd.
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@benjohn I don’t much care about that. I care about their total inability to warn the cookware in a reasonable timeframe.


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Those UK Election manifestos in full:

Tories: We are going to take the light fittings and run to a tax haven. We will blame this on the trans.

Labour: We’re going to let other people take the light fittings and run to tax havens. It’s still the trans’ fault.

Lib Dems: 48 hour moritorium on stealing light fittings.

SNP: We want independence from HMRC, in case the light fittings are taxable.

Greens: Screw this, we’re going down the pub.

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Britain: a country in terminal decline, which needs bold new visions and an actual fucking intervention.

Instead, the current state of opposition politics in Britain is, “pause dumping shit into the rivers for a weekend”. standard.co.uk/news/politics/s…

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@Alexandra Lanes @Eddie Mullen 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 🖖 England and Wales: rudderless decline in red or yellow, or grifting bullshitters.

Scotland: same, except the grifting bullshitters are in tartan.