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Oh arse, I'm going viral again.

Oh well. Didn't want to use this for the next day anyway,.



I am in the showers at the marina (yes, TERFs, the women’s showers. Go fuck yourselves). They have the radio on. They are talking to a “psychotherapist” who explains how, because of the iron in your blood, you can get rid of “negative energy” by touching a radiator to “ground yourself” for 20 minutes a day.

Did the Enlightenment actually happen, or did I imagine it?

in reply to Sarah Brown

Completely besides the point of the post, I had to look up about and learnt about TERF... Interesting how we are identifying groups of people into smaller groups with acronyms.


Dear Vodafone. That you managed to make registration for your site not work with the built in password manager for iPhones, one of the most popular mobile phones, is deeply unfortunate. It’s also an impressive achievement, because iCloud Keychain works nearly everywhere. You actually have to go out of your way to bugger it up.

But you, a mobile phone company, have managed to make your mobile site not work with this most common of mobile phones. I am impressed with the amount of effort it must have taken to be this incompetent.

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Techbros: self driving cars are inevitable!

Also techbros: prove you are human by performing a task that computers can’t do, like identifying traffic lights.

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With enough people solving captchas constantly we'll be able to use them to help cars solve ethical problems on the fly like should I swerve to avoid the small child and hit the old lady


That’s gotta be embarrassing. politico.eu/article/rachel-ree…

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You can tell your covid requirements are pseudoscience tickybox woo when they emphasise “hand gel”, which is completely fucking useless against covid, over “face masks”, which are not.

And also when your activity is outdoors in the countryside.

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@Adam With the caveat that a lot of the orthodoxy around those viruses also originates from the same utterly wrong assumptions that made the WHO state that covid couldn’t possibly be airborne until they evidence that it was became overwhelming.

I’m not saying personal hygiene with regard to hand cleanliness isn’t important: it is. It’s much more an issue for gastrointestinal stuff though, and is unhelpful to focus on with diseases (including the ones you mention), that the vast majority of people catch through inhalation.

@Adam
in reply to Sarah Brown

I wear a mask pretty religiously in indoor public spaces. But I need clean hands to eat with as well.


Just got tailgated on the M11. Think I’ll buy Facebook and turn it into a snuff video site.

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@Vic the struggle is real. Would you like to buy an electric car I made? Only some of the body panels are held on with blutac.
@Vic


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Lazing in bed in Bishops Stortford, listening to the day being punctuated every few minutes by the roar of a pair of CFM56-7B27 turbofans, as you do.


Just had the whole “pharmacist looks on in pity while you stand there, clammy and sweating, as they prescribe UTI antibiotics” experience. Such fun and joy.
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Sarah Brown

@Ghost of Hope “Have you used this before?”

I’m a 49 year old woman, mate. What do you think?



Apparently I have a controversial belief about the modern software industry. I don’t think it should be controversial.

The belief is this: writing new code in C in 2023 is like installing plumbing in a new house using lead pipes.

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not a software person, but isn't lead piping easy to put in but bad for everyone using and touching it ever after, while software in C is devilish for the original programmer but quite fine once running?
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Some people’s partners leave crumbs in their bed.

My darling wife leaves a chicken carcass, like she’s some sort of cat or some shit.

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Have you ever actually seen her and the cat in the same place at the same time?
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@Alastair Cooper We don't actually have a cat, on account of us both being allergic to them. Hmmmmm


trans genocide, US Pol

Just genocidal fucks openly planning a genocide. Nothing to see here.


I hate posting $#!t like this, but people keep buying it when these same people say they 'just have concerns.'

"Ellis said that we should 'have the moral conversation' about whether trans adults 'should be permissible in the United States...'"

On Salem Media, Jenna Ellis and Missouri Attorney General Andrew Bailey push states to ban health care for trans people | Media Matters for America
mediamatters.org/salem-media-g…


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trans genocide, US Pol
we should have an open conversation about whether conservative white men should be allowed in the world.


Translation State by Ann Leckie is batshit insanity Sci Fi at its finest. Seriously, it's a profoundly good book. If you liked the Ancillary Justice trilogy, you will adore this!

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*goes to add to kindle*

*finds it's already in the pile*

Somewhere around the coal layers...

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really happy to hear. Adding to my TBR list after I finish murderbot. Loved the Ancillary novels.


Britain and France are sibling countries: We spend a thousand years fighting like cat and dog because MUM SAID I COULD HAVE CALAIS, YOU COW!

And then Germany comes along and messes with one, and the other is like, "HITTING MY SISTER IS MY JOB! DIE!"

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@Pete Alex Harris🦡🕸️🌲/∞🪐∫ @John Macintosh UUUUUUUULA!

And presently they came to Tillingham, where, if Wells had done his research properly, he would have known it is basically a mudflat and far too shallow to float a torpedo ram, which had a draft of 6 metres.

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Going through moons of the solar system, and I get the naming scheme, but it's still funny that Uranus has a moon called Margaret.

My aunt is called Margaret.

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@Inken Paper I take the view that referring to any TNO as a "moon" is a bit dubious, but this may be a minority view.


Seeing someone on Reddit saying that they never used the maths (specifically, “pi”) they learned at school, and that it was pointless learning it.

I have used trigonometry and calculus in my everyday life to make short work of problems, mostly relating to DIY. If you reach middle age without m any this stuff, then I can almost guarantee that you have done several things the hard way when you didn’t need to.

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@alisonkiddle @lnr I had to seek AI information on how to use this stuff IRL. If my teacher had said "you can use algebra to help you work out portions when you're cooking", I might have paid more attention in school.
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I’ve used very little of the math they tried to teach me and forgotten an awful lot of it:(

But my opinion wasn’t that it was a pointless thing to be taught, but that school did one hell of a bad job at doing it:( At one point I was good at maths (at least compared to my peers) and slowly they sucked every bit of fun and wonder out of it:(



Apologies for the vagueposting, but when someone repeatedly makes a longstanding offer of helping with something, and you repeatedly ignore them for a couple of years, and then tell them that their position is, "I'm alright Jack, screw you", then don't be surprised if that actually becomes their position.


TERFs are the ultimate useful idiots for the right wing. After damaging LGBT and women’s equality in the UK, they are now helping dismantle the climate movement. bylinetimes.com/2023/08/29/gre…
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Suing a political party for excluding you because of your opposition to their policies… That’s some serious absurdity. How about communists start joining conservative parties, then sue them for being excluded from leadership because of their beliefs. 🤦


Standard British things that you don’t realise are creepy and authoritarian as fuck when you grow up in the UK.

These are meant to frighten you. You can safely throw them in the bin.

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@James Baillie I think public service broadcasting should be funded by a broadband levy, collected through ISPs.
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@MarjorieGotSmaller There's just a man in the back who has to spin the antenna by hand. "Please don't tell anyone"

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@rachel_norfolk There are three of us???

Also I said day one that Google having a browser was to further their own goals of stealing information and forcing ads everywhere.

People were quite upset with me for having that opinion. But here we are, and I have no joy in being right about this or anything else negative:(



!Self Hosted - Self-hosting your services. So I got a warning that nginx proxy manager hadn't been renewing my certificates for a while tonight.

Tried to renew them manually.

It broke, everywhere, badly. Ended up reinstalling from scratch, even on a different machine, but it Would Not Work. Kept throwing internal NPM errors.

Is it currently broken? I've resorted to a manual nginx config for now. but it's not ideal. Anyone else seeing flakiness from nginx proxy manager?

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Try turning off "force SSL" "HTTP/2" and "HSTS" then try to renew. If that works it's a known bug and there's a fix in this thread:

github.com/NginxProxyManager/n…

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I had an issue like this, I actually shelled into the docker container and found that the process to upgrade was running but had stalled. So I killed it and then made a new request and it worked.


Have now seen Crater, largely because Disney didn't want me to. It's a bit of nonsense but quite sweet, and made me a bit teary at the end.

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Hang on, Dorries told Sunak, “history will not judge you kindly”?!?

Girl, get some self awareness!

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"When you point your finger 'cos your plan fell through, there are three more fingers pointing back at you.".


Found a microwave that wasn’t enshittified.

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but surely you need 90 different defrost buttons and the ability to grill cheese with it
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@Mirrors And Stuff I do not need those things. Honestly, I don’t even need the power level knob. It will never move from 800


Lost most of Thursday to a migraine.

“That’s odd”, thinks me. “Haven’t had a migraine in ages”

This morning: depression and extreme fatigue.

This evening: joint pains in my index finger.

Aww crap, I ate gluten, didn’t I?

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@Sarah Brown 🙁 Sorry you accidentally stepped on that gluten landmine. I know some people are hyper-sensitive.
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@Ted don’t even know what it was. I’m pretty careful.

And so many doctors are like, “non coeliacs don’t get extra-intestinal responses to gluten”.

Bullshit.

@Ted


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“If we can’t do crimes, there will be a civil war”

Grow the fuck up

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New flat has a halogen hob

I hate it. It’s total bullshit.

It’s got to go.

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they’re horrific. If they simply put dials on, that would make them completely visble for me. There are some with dials, but very few. It bewilders me people accept the touch control ones. Perhaps I odd.
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@benjohn I don’t much care about that. I care about their total inability to warn the cookware in a reasonable timeframe.


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Those UK Election manifestos in full:

Tories: We are going to take the light fittings and run to a tax haven. We will blame this on the trans.

Labour: We’re going to let other people take the light fittings and run to tax havens. It’s still the trans’ fault.

Lib Dems: 48 hour moritorium on stealing light fittings.

SNP: We want independence from HMRC, in case the light fittings are taxable.

Greens: Screw this, we’re going down the pub.

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Britain: a country in terminal decline, which needs bold new visions and an actual fucking intervention.

Instead, the current state of opposition politics in Britain is, “pause dumping shit into the rivers for a weekend”. standard.co.uk/news/politics/s…

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@Alexandra Lanes @Eddie Mullen 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 🖖 England and Wales: rudderless decline in red or yellow, or grifting bullshitters.

Scotland: same, except the grifting bullshitters are in tartan.



!Friendica Admins im running friendica in Docker. I periodically stop the main container and cron container to perform backups.

They never exit cleanly. The cron, in particular, has to be killed.

Is there a way to get them to exit nicely?

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@Sarah Brown The worker eventually stops by itself if it isn't restarted via cron, but we don't have a way to stop it nicely at the moment. Ideally, we should catch the SIGTERM signal and make it exit after its current task is done.

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Ra ra Prigozhin
Tried to overthrow Putin
He moved his army into the game
Ra ra Prigorzin
Turned round halfway to the Kremlin
And got a bomb smuggled onto his plane

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The condensation on my skylight makes the aircraft warning light of the crane opposite look like a supernova or some shit


“I fell out of the window”

“The window was on a plane”

“Then the plane also fell out of the window”

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Just seen a taxi with “advanced bookings only” written on it.

Mate, I’ve booked multi leg rail journeys in the uk involving backtracking and stuff and know the difference between London terminals and London via Thameslink.

How advanced cash hiring your mere car possibly be?

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@Sarah Brown Isn’t that a regulatory thing, distinguishing it from cabs that can be hailed or picked up from ranks?
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I've booked journeys you people can't even imagine. Rail replacement buses on the shores of Crewe... Hi vis jackets gleam in the dark near the ticket gate...


Weird to see so many mentions of Fulton County when your only exposure to it as a concept is through a certain sci fi trilogy that's currently a popular TV series...
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Spoiler
Oh interesting. I saw the TV series, the book trilogy is on my to-listen list.


There are a couple of places when driving I have to play certain tracks, because it's the law:

Crossing the bridge between the Algarve and Spain, I play Back to the Future because it's a timezone border and growing up in an island nation, that still weirds me out a bit.

The A3 near Petersfield has a roundabout with a brown tourism roadsigns to "Bird World". That one gets the Jurassic Park theme.