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NEW! Force femmed immigrants in YOUR neighbourhood eating YOUR cat!
Trump watches some very weird porn.
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My mobile gameplay channel (Tekkan Plays): @TekkanPlays It's crazy how good phone games look these days. I mean, who would have thought we'd be playing game...YouTube
@Alan Braggins bet I know which ones get played and played and played.
Never seen anyone on a train or plane or bus playing a 3D FPS thing on their phone.
But word searches and distant descendentes of Tetris? All the time.
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Now smartphones are mature products weโre into the annual โthis is an incremental upgrade over last year. Iโm so mad replacing my 2 thousand quid perfectly functional phone with one thatโs almost the same for another 2 thousand quidโ cycle.
My brother in Christ; have you considered just โฆ not?
Iโm upgrading this year. My phone is 3 years old and the camera stuff is worth it for me. My step daughter is getting my old one, which she is thrilled with.
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Yesterday I saw a discussion about whether you can smell in a dream.
As fate would have it, I had a lucid dream last night (I have a cold. Thatโs probably why), so I decided to test it.
Yes, you can smell in dreams.
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OK, more digging. It's failing in line 231 of /var/www/html/src/Object/Image.php.
Which is this:
} catch (\Throwable $error) {
/** @see https://github.com/php/doc-en/commit/d09a881a8e9059d11e756ee59d75bf404d6941ed */
if (strstr($error->getMessage(), "gd-webp cannot allocate temporary buffer")) {
DI::logger()->notice('Image is probably animated and therefore unsupported', ['message' => $error->getMessage(), 'code' => $error->getCode(), 'trace' => $error->getTraceAsString(), 'file' => $this->filename]);
} else {
DI::logger()->warning('Unexpected throwable.', ['message' => $error->getMessage(), 'code' => $error->getCode(), 'trace' => $error->getTraceAsString(), 'file' => $this->filename]);
}So my suspicion was right: it's animated GIF avatars which are causing this. However, rather than fail gracefully, I'm left with a zombie worker job which seems to persist forever.
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Progynova tablets (Oestradiol 2mg) are used for transgender hormone therapy and menopausal symptom relief. Buy quality medication from InhousePharmacy.vu.www.inhousepharmacy.vu
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The press seems to have switched from โTrumpโs brand of irreverent fascism is so sexy, we love itโ to โTrump is a pathetic loser, and we can smell his fearโ.
And honestly, Iโm ok with that.
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When I am empress of the universe, one of my first decrees shall be to make the past tense of โquitโ, โquatโ.
Because the lulz.
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@Rebeca @Chris Packham It is irregular. A regular verb in English has the following form:
Infinitive: (To) X
3rd person singular present indicative: Xs (or other standard plurals)
Gerund: Xing
Participle/preterit: Xed
And thatโs it. There are some patterns of irregular verbs, but regular ones all have stem+ed as their past tense.
Tired: Americano. Who the hell even knows what that is?
Wired: Espresso squash. Does exactly what it says on the tin!
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Apropos of a conversation on Reddit, the British etiquette of offering tea/coffee three times, and refusing on the first two, thus:
Can I get you a tea or coffee?
Oh, no thank you.
You sure?
Yes, I'm good.
I'm making one anyway.
Oh go on then.
Now here's the thing: most of my social circle are geeks with some type of neurodiversity going on, and one thing we value is a straight bloody answer.
So it will go something like this:
Can I get you a tea or coffee?
Oh, no thank you.
OK.
I wonder how many thirsty tradespeople I've annoyed in my life?
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Most trades people up here value a straight single question/answer.
Cuppa?
Please. Tea, one two sugar. You're a darling (I've been called darling more than once. It makes me smile).
Cuppa?
Please. Coffee, black please.
Cuppa?
I'm good for now thanks. (implied ask later).
Cuppa?
I'm good for now thanks, but I left X at home. Can I borrow yours? (Save an hour everyone happy. Tea later.)
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Dear heterosexual men: youโre finding bras hard to take off because theyโre designed for us to remove with our right hand.
But youโre facing the other way.
Try with the left.
Youโre welcome.
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Menopausal cis women be like: โI know I could feel like Iโm 30 again, but I think Iโm gonna try feeling shit for a few yearsโ ๐ค
Trans women: โWhy are you doing this to yourselves? Behold our lord and saviour, HRT!โ
@Heather As I understand it, without a prescription itโs legal to buy them from abroad but not from the UK. Itโs legal to possess them and illegal to supply them.
There are uk sites where you can have an โonline consultationโ with a doctor who will rubber stamp your purchase.
Finally some HRT is now available over the counter without a prescription at Boots
@Heather @Alexandra Lanes Itโs absolutely legal to possess oestrogen for personal use without a prescription.
Trans women do it โฆ a lot, because doctors are arseholes to us.
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Nine hours ago, due to a series of events I donโt wish to recount, I ate an entire Carolina reaper.
I now know that nine hours is how long it takes to transit my digestive tract.
I desire euthanasia.
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Network Rail invited me to take a tour of signalling through the decades, starting with the Littlehampton Signal Box - still operating semaphore signals - th...YouTube
So I have a little holiday rental business.
One of my guests just complained that there was sand on the beach.
Give me strength.
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The odd batshit crazy poor review won't hurt your business. Where in Portugal are you? My sweetie and I want to come visit (someday).
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I understand that apartheid nepo space Karen told the EU commission to โfuck your own faceโ.
Itโs a โฆ bold โฆ move. Letโs see how that works out for him, shall we?
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@Captain_Jack_Sparrow @partnumber2 Passive aggressive much? Yes I probably should get a life but it's pretty difficult being physically disabled & autistic & traumatized but thanks for highlighting that.
Really "nice" of you.
@Captain_Jack_Sparrow @partnumber2 This is what you responded to. Where I'm very clearly not making a generalisation. You replied to this. This is what you've been basing your whole tirade on.
'People don't realise how corrupt the UK is because the British (let's be honest mainly English) know how to spin, minimise, evade & manipulate like no others. Even the British public has zero clue just how corrupt it is."
You engaged with me. You started insulting me. You wouldn't drop it. But please tell everyone how I'm the bully.
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With time a transnational facility might include this structure that has been gaining traction slowly against the will of fascists and empires
Reddit: you violate subsection 12, clause 14b, section g of the rules and we absolutely have the power to ban you and remove all your posts.
Fedi: I wrote a rules novel. What do you mean I canโt do shit to enforce it? If teacher existed, Iโd tell on you!
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Exec says mouse that requires a regular fee for software updates is possible.Ars Technica
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The British Medical Association, the professional organization representing doctors in the United Kingdom, has called for a public critique of the review and to bar its implementation.Erin Reed (Erin In The Morning)
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These billionaires are funding malign influence campaigns that support Putin, Xi, and #PrinceBonesaw
Including coups, political violence & riots.
Including stochastic terrorism
Including voter suppression, election interference, & a judiciary to overturn elections
Marc Andreessen
Ben Horowitz
Timothy Mellon
Kelly Loeffler
Robert & Rebekah Mercer
Jeff Sprecher
Robert Bigelow
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Jeffery Hildebrand
Andrew Beal
Jimmy John Liautaud
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Trump's name is already on ballots in some states.
Michigan is a key swing state.
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in reply to Sarah Brown • • •Life is complicated and difficult. People are always going to give an ear to someone who promises to make it simple and fix their problems.
For that reason, fascism is never out of style.
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Unknown parent • • •@Npars01 With Citizens United justice John Roberts & his accomplices paved the way for political prostitution, corruption & money laundering of new shocking dimensions in political businesses, tailormade for purchasable figures like Trump.
#RuleOfLaw #CleanSCOTUS #RevokeCitizensUnited #Corruption #Bribery #TermLimits #CodeOfConduct #SCOTUS_OIG
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Unknown parent • • •@Npars01 Those oligarchs are *some people*, not ***the people***.
They know very well, that for big money Trump's anytime for sale, whatever their wishes may be, disregarding right & wrong.
Those few people shouldn't be able to override the will of the people & the Constitution's implications, regulations & intended order, holding that the sovereign of all governmental power is the people, not a couple of super-rich egomaniacal wannabe-aristocrats longing to be free from the "burden" of commonly accepted laws, rules, norms & values (not valuables).
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