Now the total fucking loon has made a taxi without windows. Wonder if the vomit from the inevitable motion sickness is also cleaned automatically?

Headlines when this thing hits the streets: โ€œRobovans are making people travel sick. How come nobody predicted this?โ€

Iโ€™m predicting it, here and now. techcrunch.com/2024/10/10/roboโ€ฆ

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Looking at the interior photos, it appears to have one way glass?

I'm liking the Art Deco aesthetic. I'm liking this /much more/ than the damn Cybertruck. It's immensely impractical, and I'm not sure it'll ship in this form, but I think this is actually pretty cool.

I'd have one as a prop.
Just not from Tesla.

Using an USB aquarium aerator pump, duct tape and some sodium hydroxide solution, I have reversed climate change in this jar to 1980 levels. Now I just need money to build one the size of Madagascar. Where the angel investors at?

Us: Ok, Labour, to stop Reform doing an AfD or a Marine La Pen, all you need to do is not be Tories. So what did you do?

Labour: <inaudible>

Us: What

Labour: Be Tories โ€ฆ

Fucksake

UK Pol, transphobia, far right

Long ago

Deep in a swamp far from Mexico

Lived an old psychopath, Dandolo!

Rich was he!

Stole from the Egyptian dynasty

Corpse of St Mark, Allegedly.

Ordered ships to be made

Diverted the fourth crusade, Dandolo!

Adding on to the total

Sacking Constantinople, Dandolo!

And when they ships got there

Theyโ€™d come from St Markโ€™s Square

Byzantium beware!

Youโ€™re so fucked!

Long ago

Dealing the Romans a killer blow

Toppled the empire, did Dandolo!

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As a child, I grew up speaking the East Midlands dialect of English.

But I was led to believe that were I to โ€œget on in lifeโ€, I would need to speak Standard Southern British English.

As I believed this, I willingly embraced it and now I mostly do speak SSBE.

But Iโ€™m somewhat bitter about needing to, even if I did willingly embrace it at the time because, as I was taught, I thought my own dialect was โ€œunsophisticatedโ€.

It wasnโ€™t; it was just different, but in the 70s and 80s even local celebrities who made it big on the national stage were encouraged to drift linguistically towards London, and if they didnโ€™t, that acted as a barrier.

Itโ€™s less the case now, but with the benefit of hindsight I do feel a bit resentful about it.

As times have changed, and as I donโ€™t feel that I have anything to prove, I increasingly find myself drifting back towards the way I used to speak as a child.

It appears that there may be an issue with Google Chrome not starting for some users of Mac OS Sequoia.

I have found a workaround. In the Finder, open the Applications folder, locate Chrome, drag it to the bin, then empty the bin.

Fixed

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@GreenSkyOverMe means they're both using the Messages app on an apple device (iphone, ipad, mac). secondarily, that they can confidently send other media eg: photos, videos to each other; it doesn't depend on phone networks to work (once each end knows the other is on iMessage, it just goes over internet) and is secure (end-to-end encrypted)

!Friendica Developers

Any idea what we can do to mitigate remote contacts using animated GIFs for their avatars and causing zombie worker jobs because PHP canโ€™t handle the format? It started as a small issue, but more and more people (especially on lemmy) seem to be using these avatars and itโ€™s causing a significant administration headache where I have to find out which contact is responsible by manually searching the SQL database and then server blocking them.

If Update Contact failed gracefully it would be less of an issue, but it doesnโ€™t. Iโ€™m sure I canโ€™t be the only one seeing this?

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@Sarah Brown @Steffen K9 ๐Ÿฐ @Hypolite Petovan Maybe it is something Alpine Linux specific. I Am also using Alpine and I also had this error all the time. Either the one you posted (gd-webp cannot allocate..) or another one. Currently I only see this one, but very often :

Fatal Error (E_ERROR): Allowed memory size of 536870912 bytes exhausted (tried to allocate 96485376 bytes)

I tried to allow more memory, up to 2048M.. it didn't help.. (now I am using 512M again) I don't know why this happens. But I understand it is not nice, having the admin log section full of it. ๐Ÿ˜•

What PHP version and memory_limit do you use? ( I use PHP 8.3.10 and 512M)

Been thinking about Sarahโ€™s history of English royalty since William t he Conquerer. Let me know if I left anything important out:

Succession crisis -> civil war.

Civil war resolved, negotiated succession.

Descendant of negotiated successor pisses everyone off -> civil war.

Descendant forced to accept terms.

Stability for a bit while theyโ€™re busy fighting other people.

Succession crisis -> civil war.

Civil war resolved violently.

Succession crisis (religion). Civil war narrowly averted.

Dynasty goes extinct. Succession negotiated.

Descendant of negotiated successor pisses everyone off -> civil war.

Civil war resolved through decapitation.

Succession crisis. Civil war averted via negotiated succession.

Succession crisis -> civil war fizzles

Dynasty goes extinct (yes, Charlie, it did. Shut up)

Parliament is finally utterly fucking sick of this lot starting civil wars, installs German puppets. The end.

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Until the last year or so, I had believed something more or less along the lines of "England has been uniquely stable over the past 1000 years. Other countries have had bloody revolutions (France, Russia) or pulled themselves together out of fragmented parts (Germany, Italy) but England has missed out on all that, the elites here have always known how and when to soften and to give up a little power in order to avoid those excesses".

BREAKING! In a move that the Liberal Democrat party hopes will finally deal with their transphobe problem, they have handed the Sudetenland to the transphobes.

In exchange, the transphobes pinky promised that they wonโ€™t demand any further concessions, โ€œyou know, for a bit anywayโ€.

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Nothing quite illustrates the desperate need for proper civics education than a man with a policy platform of โ€œstopping imaginary transgender immigrants eating your catsโ€ being neck and neck to be US president.

Now smartphones are mature products weโ€™re into the annual โ€œthis is an incremental upgrade over last year. Iโ€™m so mad replacing my 2 thousand quid perfectly functional phone with one thatโ€™s almost the same for another 2 thousand quidโ€ cycle.

My brother in Christ; have you considered just โ€ฆ not?

Iโ€™m upgrading this year. My phone is 3 years old and the camera stuff is worth it for me. My step daughter is getting my old one, which she is thrilled with.

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Yesterday I saw a discussion about whether you can smell in a dream.

As fate would have it, I had a lucid dream last night (I have a cold. Thatโ€™s probably why), so I decided to test it.

Yes, you can smell in dreams.

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