Watching a pair of flies go round and round aimlessly in my bedroom. They are clearly lost.
Humans are better than flies because shortly after developing flight, we developed air traffic control to avoid this problem.
Flies have been at this for a gazillion years and they don’t have ILS or navigation beacons or anything.
Bit shit of them really. Flies, do better!
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Apparently before carrot was domesticated, it was almost indistinguishable from hemlock.
I bet the story of how humanity sorted that one out is wild.
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Apparently Elon’s mum has grounded him and told him that he isn’t allowed to go and get the shit kicked out of him by the Facebook guy.
So that’s that.
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Self checkout experience, Portugal: 12 year old puts 5 litres of vodka through; this is fine
Self checkout experience, UK: 49 year old woman buys ibuprofen; steady on, gonna have to run this by the feds
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Dear god, people cutting and pasting shit on social media without thinking what they’re doing. Just seen on Facebook:
“Don’t enter the sea at the indicated spot! It’s a rip current! It will take you offshore!”
Mate, you posted this in a stand up paddle boarding group. That’s exactly where you want to enter the sea, you muppet.
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So, S1 cliffhanger: I'm guessing it's going to be a zoom out from Juliette as she walks away, as Bernard says that line from the book, "Silo one, this is silo eighteen. We've got a problem."
Or is it going to show her entering Silo 17, and seeing that the airlock is jammed open, the silo is dark, and everyone is dead?
They're obviously playing up the whole, "the view screen is a lie" thing, so a huge part of the cliffhanger is gonna have to be the revelation that, no, the view screen is showing the truth (presumably by, as in the book, the skybox in the helmet view failing as she crests the hill. Seeing the ruins of Atlanta off in the distance would be quite dramatic). The human race is, indeed, almost extinct. The last sheriff and his wife did indeed die on that hill after cleaning the camera. There is indeed something very nasty out there. They're all dead, Dave.
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Yes indeed...
csis.org/blogs/brexit-bits-bob…
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Did Russia Influence Brexit? | Brexit Bits, Bobs, and Blogs | CSIS
A long-awaited parliamentary report in the United Kingdom asserts Russia may have influenced the Brexit referendum; more importantly, the UK government did little to find out and prevent it.www.csis.org
Musk challenging fellow techno- oligarch arsehole, Mark Zuckerberg, to a cage fight is mind boggling Dunning-Kruger, even by his standards.
Musk is basically a walking heart attack waiting to happen. Zuckerberg will absolutely beat the crap out of him in pretty short order.
I hate them both, but I think I hate Musk more, and it’s a shame this thing isn’t actually going to happen, because I would dearly love to see him meet the limits of his own hubris.
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today I found out two things:
that Mark Zuckerberg explained that he’s recieved martial arts training from a young age on Joe Rogan’s podcast
and that a coworker apparently listen’s to Joe Rogan’s podcast
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the conspicuously avoiding me and ghosting me)
@David I’m reminded of the time when I was a preteen. I was bullied a lot. My friend’s brother thought he could get in on the action. He positioned himself and a crowd of about 20-30 kids on a bit of green space on the route between our homes and challenged me to a fight, effectively blocking my way unless I agreed.
I didn’t want to, but he made it very clear that I wasn’t getting past without.
I was a year older. I was taller. I walked up to him, knocked him down, sat on him before he could get up, then put my arm across his neck until has face turned purple and he started crying.
Then I got up and walked away.
He went home and cried to his mum. She effectively game him the “fuck around and find out” lecture.
Don’t challenge bullied kids to fights. They have likely learned through experience. Zuckerberg looks like he was bullied a lot more than Musk was.
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Flight today had a lady who was clearly a nervous flyer. We hit some moderately serious clear air turbulence over Normandy and she screamed and had a panic attack, and then as we were descending over London, same again in the thermals making the big clouds that are currently blanketing SE England.
She was having a very very bad time, and everyone else being calm around her didn't seem to help. I felt pretty bad for her. She was clearly terrified.
The staff at Costa Coffee in Faro AirPort departure lounge now greet me as a regular. Wow!
(I would take the train if it existed. I buy a fuckton of carbon offsets)
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For some reason this reminds me in part of Neil Young getting sued by his label for (among other things) using a vocoder on _Transformer_. (Framed by the label as 'not sounding like Neil Young. Which is hilarious to me because as a high school kid at the time it felt like a rare example of a middle-aged rocker actually doing something interesting instead of pandering to the kids.)
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@Buster As an effect it’s pretty obvious, but when trying to sound natural it is still possible to hear it, but the number of people who can are quite few (as in you have to learn, not as in you have to be a super human).
Also depends on how bad the original is, and how willing they are to do retakes.
Also the people who can sing will burst out in song randomly. Jack Black can sing for sure. 😀
So apparently Facebook are naming their activitypub compatible network, “Threads”.
Interesting choice.
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Apparently I have been “rubbing people up the wrong way”, but in a plot twist, the “people” in question are pretty much universally arseholes.
Good.
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A common complaint about “disruptor” types is that they are entirely cavalier about tossing aside established practice without establishing whether or not it’s established for a bloody good reason.
A phrase often used by critics of these people is that safety standards and engineering regulations are “written in blood”.
I understand one of the people currently trapped in the “Fred in a very expensive shed” submarine is the man responsible for building the thing with obvious disdain for safety and engineering regs.
Tl;dr: fuck around and find out.
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"Your scientists were so preoccupied with whether or not they could, they didn't stop to think if they should."
- Dr. Ian Malcolm, Jurassic Park
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Funny account of Texas prepper reduced to eating cold beefaroni from a can
[mobile.twitter.com] Here it is summarized: ----------- so my eldest brother, who is a moron, has been playing soldier with his moron friends in the deserts of texas for the last year preparing for the collapse of civilization if biden won (lol).forums.macresource.com
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My brain won’t let nightmare go. Just imagining the RNC “longtermist” approach to silos is terrifying. Like schools: how would they combine vouchers and book bans?
At least the anti-union, “just work harder to get advancement” sentiment would go over great.
But then again, every hard right post-apocalyptic fiction ends up with collective ownership by the “good guys”.
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The absolute best thing about running your own family Fedi server is that when you see wankers pop up on your posts, you can tell them that they’re wankers, tell them that they need to fuck off, and then server block and purge them.
It’s really therapeutic!
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@Richard Gadsden oh, that prick? I don’t think he does social media any more. He used to have a Facebook but blocking him on it starved him of the attention he apparently craves and he deleted his account.
If he’s stalking me now (and I have no reason to believe he is), he’s being very quiet about it.
sell the Ferrari as a one off cost benefit. Buy the goat.
Profit.
(After letting me have a ride in the Ferrari at least)
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My adjectives are: caprine/atopic
My prepositions are: up/on
My nouns are: Sarah/Elizabeth/Brown
My verbs are: climb/sleep
My interrogatives are: why/what
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Reddit just asked if I was enjoying it. I clicked “not really”, so it offered me feedback. I thus provided some:
You asked if I’m enjoying Reddit. I used to. Now it just leaves a bad taste in my mouth, with the rush to “enshittify”. I hate that the trend in the tech industry is to race to r the bottom in terms of user experience in order to suck up to the money men, and I hate that you have declared war on your user base.Well, you asked…
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Just seen the latest ep. It took a circuitous route, but it looks like it’s coming back to the same plot line as the book.
Anyone who’s read it can pretty much guess what the S1 cliffhanger is going to be …
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