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The best bit about having your own fediverse server is the ability to go full Malcolm Tucker on reply guys and nobody can ban you for it.

Sure, server admins can defederate, but they probably aren't going to just because you told someone who has a desperate need to fuck off to fuck off.

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I don't have patience to setup an instance for myself, but the big reason to be would be the 500 char limit, which is increasingly pissing me off.


Watching a pair of flies go round and round aimlessly in my bedroom. They are clearly lost.

Humans are better than flies because shortly after developing flight, we developed air traffic control to avoid this problem.

Flies have been at this for a gazillion years and they don’t have ILS or navigation beacons or anything.

Bit shit of them really. Flies, do better!

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Susan Lewis
@Uraael windows are a one-way portal for a fly, a bit like in 2001.
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would that mean I get to declare the area around my body and kitchen restricted airspace? Cause if so, I’m on board!

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Apparently before carrot was domesticated, it was almost indistinguishable from hemlock.

I bet the story of how humanity sorted that one out is wild.

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I recall Guns Germs & Steel mentioning that not being poisonous in almonds is a recessive genetic characteristic, then speculating that some almonds being non poisonous might have been discovered by accident when a naughty child ate almonds and then didn't die.


Apparently Elon’s mum has grounded him and told him that he isn’t allowed to go and get the shit kicked out of him by the Facebook guy.

So that’s that.

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He has a mother? And she didn’t ground him for his contributions to global fascism?
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@ajlanes his particular apple didn't fall from any particularly distant trees. On either side.
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Ailbhe
@andrewhickeywriter @ajlanes anti coca cola could be ok


Self checkout experience, Portugal: 12 year old puts 5 litres of vodka through; this is fine

Self checkout experience, UK: 49 year old woman buys ibuprofen; steady on, gonna have to run this by the feds


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Actually, just checked. Prevailing westerly. Don’t bother. It would be totally on brand for Russia to dirty bomb themselves though.
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The more I think about the 'coup' in Russia, the more I wonder if it wasn't just a bit of staged performative theatre, in order for Putin to appear as the 'strong', 'authentic' leader.


Dear god, people cutting and pasting shit on social media without thinking what they’re doing. Just seen on Facebook:

“Don’t enter the sea at the indicated spot! It’s a rip current! It will take you offshore!”

Mate, you posted this in a stand up paddle boarding group. That’s exactly where you want to enter the sea, you muppet.

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Sarah Brown
@Ghost of Hope To literally post it in a paddleboarding group tho 🤦🏼‍♀️



Elaine (middle left, top photo) wasn’t present for the reenactment so we had to improvise, but other than that, same people, 20 years apart. I’m the one at the back.


More Silo spoilers, probable ending scene of S1. Don't open unless you have read Wool.

So, S1 cliffhanger: I'm guessing it's going to be a zoom out from Juliette as she walks away, as Bernard says that line from the book, "Silo one, this is silo eighteen. We've got a problem."

Or is it going to show her entering Silo 17, and seeing that the airlock is jammed open, the silo is dark, and everyone is dead?

They're obviously playing up the whole, "the view screen is a lie" thing, so a huge part of the cliffhanger is gonna have to be the revelation that, no, the view screen is showing the truth (presumably by, as in the book, the skybox in the helmet view failing as she crests the hill. Seeing the ruins of Atlanta off in the distance would be quite dramatic). The human race is, indeed, almost extinct. The last sheriff and his wife did indeed die on that hill after cleaning the camera. There is indeed something very nasty out there. They're all dead, Dave.



Feels like the last 36 hours have been an excellent test of the Fediverse as a place to get and follow breaking news, and it did really well.
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Couldn't agree more! The fact that posts were shown as they were made rather than jumbled around by an algorithm really helped get actual up-to-the-minute information rather than whatever had the most engagement.


Silo spoilers
No, Juliette. I'm afraid that your conclusion is incorrect.
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Silo spoilers
Also, I'm pretty sure Sims doesn't know about ... it.


Living in the future where I can check up on and water my plants from 2000km away.

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Apparently today is the 7th anniversary of Britain deciding to impose economic sanctions on itself?

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@northernlights
Yes indeed...

csis.org/blogs/brexit-bits-bob…

washingtonpost.com/politics/20…



Musk challenging fellow techno- oligarch arsehole, Mark Zuckerberg, to a cage fight is mind boggling Dunning-Kruger, even by his standards.

Musk is basically a walking heart attack waiting to happen. Zuckerberg will absolutely beat the crap out of him in pretty short order.

I hate them both, but I think I hate Musk more, and it’s a shame this thing isn’t actually going to happen, because I would dearly love to see him meet the limits of his own hubris.

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today I found out two things:

that Mark Zuckerberg explained that he’s recieved martial arts training from a young age on Joe Rogan’s podcast

and that a coworker apparently listen’s to Joe Rogan’s podcast

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i added the information to the dossier of other suspect behavior I have noted from him
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(he acts very very uncomfortable around me. but otherwise acts… mostly professional aside from
the conspicuously avoiding me and ghosting me)
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this one is just kind of funny but he is also the only person in the whole department who refuses to say the cute catchphrase I coined
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not that i expected *anyone* to copy me at all. but again, conspicuous
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@bri_seven
It would of course be poor ifnormation hygeine for you to tell us that catchphrase, though that won't stop any of us from wanting to know.
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Sarah Brown

@David I’m reminded of the time when I was a preteen. I was bullied a lot. My friend’s brother thought he could get in on the action. He positioned himself and a crowd of about 20-30 kids on a bit of green space on the route between our homes and challenged me to a fight, effectively blocking my way unless I agreed.

I didn’t want to, but he made it very clear that I wasn’t getting past without.

I was a year older. I was taller. I walked up to him, knocked him down, sat on him before he could get up, then put my arm across his neck until has face turned purple and he started crying.

Then I got up and walked away.

He went home and cried to his mum. She effectively game him the “fuck around and find out” lecture.

Don’t challenge bullied kids to fights. They have likely learned through experience. Zuckerberg looks like he was bullied a lot more than Musk was.

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Flight today had a lady who was clearly a nervous flyer. We hit some moderately serious clear air turbulence over Normandy and she screamed and had a panic attack, and then as we were descending over London, same again in the thermals making the big clouds that are currently blanketing SE England.

She was having a very very bad time, and everyone else being calm around her didn't seem to help. I felt pretty bad for her. She was clearly terrified.

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Well, it’s been nice knowing you all. Better text my login password to next of kin.
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it's fine, they added a fix from a fighter jet so it can deal with being aerodynamically unstable...


The staff at Costa Coffee in Faro AirPort departure lounge now greet me as a regular. Wow!

(I would take the train if it existed. I buy a fuckton of carbon offsets)


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@Buster
For some reason this reminds me in part of Neil Young getting sued by his label for (among other things) using a vocoder on _Transformer_. (Framed by the label as 'not sounding like Neil Young. Which is hilarious to me because as a high school kid at the time it felt like a rare example of a middle-aged rocker actually doing something interesting instead of pandering to the kids.)
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Gen X-Wing

@Buster As an effect it’s pretty obvious, but when trying to sound natural it is still possible to hear it, but the number of people who can are quite few (as in you have to learn, not as in you have to be a super human).

Also depends on how bad the original is, and how willing they are to do retakes.

Also the people who can sing will burst out in song randomly. Jack Black can sing for sure. 😀



So apparently Facebook are naming their activitypub compatible network, “Threads”.

Interesting choice.

en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Thread…

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Gods I hate that film.
They really didn't pull their punches


Just discovered "Let The Right One In" on SkyShowtime and enjoying it a lot. Apparently they cancelled it after one season tho, which is a pity.
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I'm glad you're...um...appreciating?...it. It's EXTREMELY Scandinavian & that doesn't appeal to everyone.
@mattb


Apparently I have been “rubbing people up the wrong way”, but in a plot twist, the “people” in question are pretty much universally arseholes.

Good.

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@ailbhe and what do they think will happen when they do kill and eat some poor bastard?

The entire pod and every other one they ever went near is getting depthcharged to make sure that doesn't stick and get passed on...

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@Kincaid @Ailbhe yeah. If this doesn’t deescalate soon, it possibly ends in the extinction of the Iberian orca.

The Spanish marine authorities could have nipped this in the bud 3 years ago by culling 3 individuals, but decided malign indifference was a better approach because of the reason.



A common complaint about “disruptor” types is that they are entirely cavalier about tossing aside established practice without establishing whether or not it’s established for a bloody good reason.

A phrase often used by critics of these people is that safety standards and engineering regulations are “written in blood”.

I understand one of the people currently trapped in the “Fred in a very expensive shed” submarine is the man responsible for building the thing with obvious disdain for safety and engineering regs.

Tl;dr: fuck around and find out.

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"Your scientists were so preoccupied with whether or not they could, they didn't stop to think if they should."

- Dr. Ian Malcolm, Jurassic Park

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Didn't the captain of the Titanic have a "full steam ahead and damn the icebergs" mentality?


Once more for those at the back, because a lot of people seem kinda slow on the uptake. This is the sort of boat that Iberian orcas attack:

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Oh I see. So even your own replies to yourself are shown as comments?
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@Hughster Yes. It’s like Facebook. A top level post on my wall, with people commenting on it.

Which is why the insufferable wanker thing is annoying me. It feels intrusive.

And so they get blocked with extreme prejudice.



I run my own instance because I've seen trans people driven from social media sites one too many times, and I want to control my own destiny.
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What do you need to do that (over and above a basic laptop)?
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@SusanLewis My Friendica server is running on this Mac Mini M2, in Docker. Ignore all the other crap in there.
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Oh, lordy... I bet it's cozy in there! My Akkoma server (as of yesterday) is up on a shelf next to the UPS. 😀 @SusanLewis
All my 'gear' organised.... finally! Router, Firewall, Switch, Telecom, IPCamera and Wi-Fi wall mounted.  UPS and Akkoma server (and old Lenovo Thinkcentre) on the shelf above.
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I'll see what happens. I'm not the most technologically minded, so I'll take it slowly
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@SusanLewis If you aren’t comfortable with the Unix command line and editing system files on Linux, it’s going to be a very steep learning curve. Hosting fediverse servers is not something that has been packaged up in a “plug and go” way yet. You need to have a domain name, set up an HTTPS reverse proxy, an email server, database, etc.
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@SusanLewis OK. You are gonna struggle to get it working then. Maybe someone will build a "home fediverse server" package that can run easily on a Mac or Windows machine, but they haven't yet, to my knowledge. It's currently a bit arcane.




Silo SPOILERS. DO NOT OPEN THIS UNLESS YOU HAVE READ AT LEAST THE SECOND BOOK
So the people down there are all descended from the US Democratic National Congress. Things would look a bit different if it had been the RNC instead.
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Silo SPOILERS. DO NOT OPEN THIS UNLESS YOU HAVE READ AT LEAST THE SECOND BOOK

My brain won’t let nightmare go. Just imagining the RNC “longtermist” approach to silos is terrifying. Like schools: how would they combine vouchers and book bans?

At least the anti-union, “just work harder to get advancement” sentiment would go over great.

But then again, every hard right post-apocalyptic fiction ends up with collective ownership by the “good guys”.

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Silo SPOILERS. DO NOT OPEN THIS UNLESS YOU HAVE READ AT LEAST THE SECOND BOOK
@Joseph Holsten I mean, what’s actually going on is kinda more horrific anyway.

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The absolute best thing about running your own family Fedi server is that when you see wankers pop up on your posts, you can tell them that they’re wankers, tell them that they need to fuck off, and then server block and purge them.

It’s really therapeutic!

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well, the member of your family who is a complete wanker, I'm assuming you don't let anywhere near your server.
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@po8crg I feel “biologically related” and “family” should be importantly distinct concepts.
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@Richard Gadsden oh, that prick? I don’t think he does social media any more. He used to have a Facebook but blocking him on it starved him of the attention he apparently craves and he deleted his account.

If he’s stalking me now (and I have no reason to believe he is), he’s being very quiet about it.



UK Pol musings
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UK Pol musings
@MarkusL I picked an EU country that the bastards ignore. Hopefully it works.


I don't want a Ferrari. I absolutely want a goat.
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sell the Ferrari as a one off cost benefit. Buy the goat.
Profit.

(After letting me have a ride in the Ferrari at least)

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Worst case yiu can just trade the Ferrari in at the goat dealership tho.


My pronouns are: she/her
My adjectives are: caprine/atopic
My prepositions are: up/on
My nouns are: Sarah/Elizabeth/Brown
My verbs are: climb/sleep
My interrogatives are: why/what
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Some good climate news for once.


If all announced clean energy manufacturing projects are realised, solar & battery manufacturing already meet the needs for 2030 to stay on track for net zero. Wind, heat pumps & electrolysers are not yet on track but are expanding rapidly.

Data from International Energy Agency (IEA) graph from Energy Monitor.


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Thank you! I tried to say something similar yesterday, but you've made the point much more convincingly.


Reddit just asked if I was enjoying it. I clicked “not really”, so it offered me feedback. I thus provided some:


You asked if I’m enjoying Reddit. I used to. Now it just leaves a bad taste in my mouth, with the rush to “enshittify”. I hate that the trend in the tech industry is to race to r the bottom in terms of user experience in order to suck up to the money men, and I hate that you have declared war on your user base.

Well, you asked…

Sent from my iPad

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They just replied, asking if I tried restarting the app.

Not even kidding.

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sarcasm
No sometimes if you reload everything you get the non-capitalist version of the internet where the digital commons is respected


Tomato plant at sunset, contre-jour, Fuji XE4 with TTArtisan 50mm f/0.95 lens wide open. 1/17000s exposure!


Silo, not spoiler

Just seen the latest ep. It took a circuitous route, but it looks like it’s coming back to the same plot line as the book.

Anyone who’s read it can pretty much guess what the S1 cliffhanger is going to be …

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Silo, MAJOR SPOILER
I'll admit it's been a while since I listened to the books, and I haven't watched the show. Do they not have anything to view the outside world in the show? I remember them describing watching the condemned going out and cleaning the camera lenses and acting happy.


The most accurate and useless words of advice in climbing and adjacent sports: “just stand up”.

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Also “use your legs”. I am using my legs. If I stopped using my legs I would fall off.
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@Alexandra Lanes That’s more for the unspoken, “strop trying to haul yourself up with your arms, they aren’t strong enough!” Corollary.


Fun afternoon at Parque Aventura, where despite 30º+ heat, I still managed to beat my best time on the black route by 15 seconds!
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Note that although your heart rate is capped, you can still train your blood to hold more oxygen, so you'll get more oxygen to your muscles at the same heart rate. And the good news is you're already training it.