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Just seen someone complaining that their wifi is only giving them 650 megabits. What a time to be alive!

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in reply to Sarah Brown

we are still very much enjoying our 200 mb service that was just installed. We didnโ€™t have any to the house prior and relied on our phones as Hotspots.
in reply to Das Dan

@Dan Why would you have Wi-Fi to the house? Thatโ€™s something itโ€™s particularly unsuited for!


Theyโ€™re are, apparently, people, terrible terrible wrong people, who do not realise that November Rain is Guns โ€˜n Roses best song.

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Though I agree that WTTJ isn't their best song, it probably is the best opening track to an album ever written, which understandably confuses people.

But the song from them that goes round my head the most is Dust and Bones.



The "payment reference field" for my Portuguese bank does not allow accented characters.

Oh ... kay

in reply to Sarah Brown

fiche.

I was is an Expat in Setรบbal in the early 80s. At the time you could only take about $100 out of the country.

I took a suitcase full of 1,000 Escudos bills to Heathrow for exchange to dollars on the trip back to America for Christmas vacation in 81.



My fediverse server is hosted in the EU (specifically, in my Ikea TV cabinet), and learning that Facebookโ€™s new thing is so egregiously invasive that it canโ€™t satisfy EU privacy regulations makes me confident that preemptively blocking it was not only sensible, but almost required.


despair, climate, nazis

The world is going to burn from climate change while Nazis run amok trashing what's left of our dying civilisation not because there's nothing we can do to stop it, but because the people who are in a position to be able to stop either are all too fucking thick to do so.

I need a fucking drink.

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Sarah Brown
despair, climate, nazis
@Goth'n'Bass Saรบde!
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despair, climate, nazis
Let's just hope that in a hundred million years time, when the crabs work out why the geological boundary corresponding to a particular mass extinction event is filled with fragments of plastic, they resolve not to make the same mistakes.


Watched the first three eps of ATV+ Hijack thing, constantly yelling, โ€œWHY ISNโ€™T HE SQUARKING 7500?!?โ€ at the screen.


Watching the Amazon delivery driver repeatedly drive past the end of my street for the last 5 hours like.
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in reply to Sarah Brown

Will someone who uses the Threads app who follows my Calckey posts get all this information from me, or just my posts which are available on the web interface anyway?
in reply to packy

@packy @Mona app They will not. This is stuff that your phone is sending to Facebook's servers if you have a Threads account.
in reply to Sarah Brown

Sorry, that's just the flavor of all the posts I'm seeing. They feel less like "see what information those poor Meta users are giving up" and more like "look what Meta will take from you if we allow federation".

That's probably just projection on my part.

in reply to Sarah Brown

@vaughnsc If Threads is federated with your instance, they will see everything the rest of us see about you. But no one really knows right now all the details on if/when that happens, or how they plan to implement ActivityPub.


All hail the arrival of Threads, perhaps the most unfortunately named and most pre-blocked social media platform ever, at least until Elon decides to launch a fediverse platform and name it โ€œSyphilisโ€ or something
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GNU Too
and if they weren't, we'd still have Diaspora*


Hey, CNN, I hate to be the bearer of bad news, but itโ€™s just possible that there is prior art hereโ€ฆ edition.cnn.com/2023/06/30/traโ€ฆ
in reply to Sarah Brown

exactly. Also have you heard of rotor ships? Those are really weird
in reply to Petra

@Petra Yeah. Feels like theyโ€™re exploiting a physics bug tbh.


Alright. Iโ€™m behind the curve. What server to I block to defederate the Facebook thing named after the film about a nuclear apocalypse?
in reply to Sarah Brown

FWIW, came across this enormous blocklist of facebonk domains/IPs; no idea if necessary/useful to block these as well as the threads dot net front door (seems like it'd be Sisyphean)
mastodon.moule.world/@MOULE/11โ€ฆ
in reply to WOMUMP

@WOMUMP Yeah. I donโ€™t see the point in blocking subsidiary stuff if the actual site itself is defederated.



Velociraptor would like to speak to, and disembowel the manager, please.
in reply to Nephatrine

@Nephatrine You were so preoccupied with whether you could, you didn't stop to think if you should!
in reply to Sarah Brown

It's true. I stood on the shoulders of geniuses to accomplish something as fast (and lazily) as I could, and before I even knew what I had, I tooted it.
in reply to Nephatrine

@Nephatrine We can make it it we run.

No. We canโ€™t.

Why not?

Because itโ€™s emailed corporate.

in reply to Sarah Brown

paying homage to the movie that made them trending before trending was even a thing


Musk, Twitter

I think I understand his advertising strategy. Create a site full of techno libertarian fanboys who are not anywhere near as clever as they think they are, but who are demonstrably willing to throw money at any old crap if they think Ayn Rand would have approved, and then present it to unscrupulous con artists, wanting to sell scams like NFTs or bitcoin or whatever, as a captive audience of gullible losers who will buy any old crap as long as it โ€œowns the libsโ€.

He may not be doing this on purpose, but scammers will absolutely see the value in an audience of a few million gullible right wing arseholes who wonโ€™t complain about terrible service and who have money to burn.

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in reply to Sarah Brown

Yeah...it's a narcissist Dunning-Kruger Fanclub you need to pay membership fees for to be able to read the teachings of your Guru
in reply to Sebastian

@Sebastian :verified: Heโ€™s very good at business! He must be worth backing to the hilt!

Iโ€™m sure weโ€™ve seen this before somewhere, but I canโ€™t quite place it โ€ฆ

in reply to Sarah Brown

Is he tho....?! Or did he make enough money with selling PayPal to employ people who are good at business related things? I don't really know the answer to that, but his Tesla track record, especially with "Full-Self-Driving" isn't really that of a savvy business man.

Or maybe I'd just like to think he's a babbling potato, because I really don't like him... ๐Ÿคทโ€โ™‚๏ธ

in reply to Sebastian

@Sebastian :verified: No, he's not, and neither was the other one.

He got lucky with SpaceX and hired the right people.

in reply to Sarah Brown

Musk, Twitter
as soon as NFTs have moved to a low-carbon mechanism, I should start working out how to rip off such people.


TERF bullshit

Apparently the โ€œbasic biologyโ€ nut jobs on Twitter, when theyโ€™re able to post, are going on about how itโ€™s biologically impossible for trans women to lactate.

Meanwhile, Iโ€™ve literally had tea made with my own milk.



For someone who lives in the Algarve and routinely goes out without sunscreen (I know, I know), it's astonishing how much sunburn I got from 2 hours on the solent on a mostly overcast day yesterday. I guess the sea really bounces that UV around.
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in reply to Sarah Brown

Makes me wonder how effective solar panels built into sailcloth could be.


Thereโ€™s a new alternative to Twitter that Iโ€™ve developed and am accepting signups. The best bit is that you can run your own instance on a laptop, or even your phone! And itโ€™s free!

Hereโ€™s how it works: open your notes application. Write out up to 280 characters. Repeat using new notes if you want a โ€œthreadโ€.

Then delete the whole lot.

Given nobody can actually read anything you post on Twitter, this is functionally equivalent to actually tweeting, except with far more uptime and no Nazis yelling at you to buy bitcoin for your grandma.

Youโ€™re welcome.

in reply to Sarah Brown

@Sarah Brown you had me in the 1st half, not gonna lie.

I'll start a new business then: 100$ and I'll yell at you to buy bitcoins



@Friendica Support A problem Iโ€™m noticing with my instance is, especially with the Twitter migration picking up, the deferred queue is just growing and growing as people experiment then abandon accounts or even entire servers.

I assume it will sort itself out eventually, but is there any way to reduce the timeout? Iโ€™ve got stuff thatโ€™s days old sitting in there that is probably never going to get actioned because the servers have just gone away.

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in reply to Sarah Brown

@Sarah Brown Please donโ€™t worry about the deferred queue, thereโ€™s an increased delay for each failure which means you can have days/months old stuff that should have a minimal impact on performances.

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Amazon: Hi Sarah! Ever wondered if your โ€ฆ

Me: No *swipes left in iOS mail with extreme prejudice*



I woke up and @Zoรซ O'Connell told me she wanted to stab me and wouldnโ€™t go away until I let her.

And she says she wants to stab me again when Iโ€™m tired and hungry.

Should probably have left her where I found her (outside Cambridge police station, hitting her car with a hammer, in 2005).

in reply to Sarah Brown

@A_C_McGregor Update for the fediverse: Coffee has been supplied. Next task: attempt to figure out how to induce water hammer in a digestive tract using coffee as the liquid. Iโ€™m sure thereโ€™s a Practical Engineering YouTube video on this.


Apparently weird incel types think oestrogen is responsible for womenโ€™s sex drive.

I suspect it would blow their minds if they ever found out that the hormone most involved in making women horny is actually testosterone.

They act like weโ€™re a different species or something. We all have the same set of receptors, more or less, guys. Thatโ€™s why medical transition is even possible.

in reply to Sarah Brown

or TERFs who say that testosterone in trans men a) kills libido and b) it makes it impossible to orgasm. Tell me you've never spoken to any trans men without explicitly saying so ๐Ÿ˜‚
in reply to Llwynog

@Llwynog โ€œHi. Iโ€™ve started T. Iโ€™m just going into the bathroom for โ€ฆ reasons. I will be out when I am hypoglycaemic, with friction burnsโ€
in reply to Sarah Brown

honestly, I know trans guys who, during the first months on T, got into trouble for missing lectures and being late to work because they were...busy ๐Ÿ˜…
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Marc-Andrรฉ Delsuc
To make it even funnier:
Hormones act thru "hormones receptors" which are proteins - coded in our genes as all proteins.
The testosterone receptor is actually coded on the X chromosome ( check at en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Androgenโ€ฆ ) - the female chromosome - which means that women have 2 copies of it while men only one !


in reply to Sarah Brown

@EugeneMcParland
Doesn't it usually blow South? My guess is they'll irradiate Crimea, the Black Sea, everything down to Sochi. Erdogan should be up in Putin's grille.
in reply to Nazani

@Nazani @Eugene McParland ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ฆ Donโ€™t know which way it prevails, but I just pulled up a grib for the next week and itโ€™s totally blowing northeast.


transphobic violence

Hearing that a couple of people opened fire on participants at Bristol Trans Pride with BB guns today. Thankfully nobody seriously hurt.

Those MPs (mostly, but not exclusively Tory) and โ€œjournalistsโ€ sticking your culture war bullshit; you did this.



Earlier today. I utterly loathe the M25 (technically A282, but same difference)

This ainโ€™t no upwardly mobile freeway. Oh no, this is the road to hell.

(Turns out that hell is actually in Thurrock. Who knew?)



Happiness, or possibly smugness, is an empty worker queue.

Although hitting โ€œsubmitโ€ will instantly shove a few hundred entries on it.



Just rubbernecked at r/Twitter. There are still a whole bunch of people frantically sat there hitting โ€œreloadโ€.

At what point does it start being Stockholm Syndrome?

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Remember that while a picture tells a thousand words, it uses the same amount of storage as several million.
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Alex, the Hearth Fire
@grimfrenzy *rich* text, excuse you


Just spotted my Friendica database was corrupt. 5 minutes downtime and I fixed it.

Methinks that's one-nil to me, Elon.

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in reply to Sarah Brown

does it have auto sharting, though, the birb site seems to have that down
github.com/dcramer/mangodb
in reply to WOMUMP

@WOMUMP I have not noticed any sharts, auto or otherwise. Given it lives in my TV cabinet, I am happy with this.

in reply to Sarah Brown

Not to mention โ€˜waterโ€™ in a boat setting (surmised at first, but confirmed in a adjacent toot). #yikes
in reply to Sarah Brown

Do not try this at home.
But yeah my S/O is of the โ€˜If I fits, I sitsโ€™ school of plugging cables where they donโ€™t belong. I ended up #3Dprinting โ€˜child-proof coversโ€™ that same day.

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@Saxicola โœ… We have a plug. The plug lives in there when we aren't sailing because otherwise the log gets really badly fouled.
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I think the masthead wind transducer is nearing the end of its life. That means that: A. I need a new one and theyโ€™re quite pricy (like 400 euros), and B. I need to go up there with a screwdriver. FML
in reply to Sarah Brown

Thatโ€™s what I would call an anemometer? But yeah, you get all the airy jobs!
in reply to Sarah Brown

If you had to spend all your time getting wet and blown about up there youโ€™d be fucked too!
in reply to Alexandra Lanes

@ajlanes this sounds like a much better time than what actually happens at the top of a mast.
in reply to tricia

@tricia @Alexandra Lanes The bit I hate most is how you get cramp in your arms from trying to undo a rusted bolt above your head while your legs go numb from sitting in the harness.

I am not scared of heights (used to be, cured myself), and my mast climbing technique is solid, but I just find working up there unpleasant and uncomfortable.

in reply to Sarah Brown

@ajlanes I haven't climbed my mast; before the refit I was too sketched out by the state of the bearings. But I rock climb so not toooooo fussed about sitting high up while tied in. Ofc, rock walls don't usually sway.
in reply to tricia

@tricia @Alexandra Lanes I'm a climber too, although I can't do it much any more because I have Dupuytrens.

Climbing the mast is easy. Friction knot with a mooring line round the mast, make a foot loop, main halyard tied to belay loop, have someone on the winch. You lift yourself up, they take in the slack. Repeat.

The issue is that you're not standing on anything, so even in the comfiest of harnesses, I find my legs go unpleasantly numb quite quickly. If you were hanging on a rock face, unless it was severely overhanging, you can usually take SOME weight on your legs, but try with the mast and you'll just pirouette around it.

The swaying you get used to. Worst bit is when some prick in a gas guzzler does a close pass and kicks up a load of wake. Then it gets interesting.

in reply to Sarah Brown

@ajlanes yeah, fair. Hard to justify a bosun's chair when you already own climbing gear I guess. Bummer about the dupuytrens. I've only been climbing for about 18mo but I enjoy it well enough. I have to take a couple months off for recovery starting in (omg) a week, but that's very temporary.
in reply to tricia

@tricia @Alexandra Lanes Itโ€™s annoying. Started when I was 38. Held it at bay for ten years with radiation, but itโ€™s now very aggressive. I can do stuff that doesnโ€™t involve fiddly finger work, so via ferrata and suchlike.
in reply to Sarah Brown

400 quid? You own a yacht. You're super rich.
Just kidding. I so agree to what you said about the average yacht owner the other day. And which these complacent idiots being happy about orcas attacking sailing yaczts just don't want to see.
Keep it up!


And the message queue is empty! Check out that little Mac Mini there, taking friendica-cron in its stride!

(Ok, I have the contact directory discovery thingie turned off because that is a destroyer of worlds, and disk space, and doesnโ€™t actually seem all that useful for a small instance, but still)



Apparently fediverse is currently seeing about 4000 new accounts per hour, or about 400 Blueskies an hour if you prefer a different measuring system.

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If you donโ€™t know everyone on Bluesky you donโ€™t know Jack.

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Dear god, the number of follow requests Iโ€™m getting. Tempted to set to auto approve. I may be a miserable cynic so expect most will go back to the shouty Nazi site if he pays his server bill, but my, itโ€™s busy!

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Seriously though, if the fediverse doesnโ€™t work out for you, thereโ€™s always Bluesky, where all posts are the same 12 people telling obscure in-jokes that you wonโ€™t get if you donโ€™t have Bluesky piped directly into your cerebral cortex 23.9 hours a day.

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Dear Twitter people. Lots of us were once Twitter people too. This place will not spoon-feed you. Passive participation doesnโ€™t work here. This is a very active and buzzing place, but unless you FOLLOW people and INTERACT, it will pass you by.

Follow people. Lots of them. You can always remove them later. But really, follow early, follow often.

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kรฆt
@Tomsprints2 I'm not sure it's a twitter thing, I think it's always been a little bit like that in online networks. Even just "likes" are a great step forward from the olden days when you made something and was received with deafening silence, and then six months later multiple people come up to you saying: "I really liked that thing you did".
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Likely Jan Lukas

*waves hello*

I've just discovered I have #Dupuytrens (the latest in a long line of conditions I've had to manage)

Reaching out to say hello and perhaps chat about things you've learned? (At your discretion -- no pressure!)

I've been learning what I can but do not yet know the larger contours of the condition nor what sort of outright quackery I need to avoid. ๐Ÿ˜‚


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