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Just had vaccines for measles, mumps, rubella, tetanus, diphtheria and polio.

On Friday it’s Covid.

My immune system is gonna have fun.

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Sarah Brown
@mycathas9lives I will, but right now my arms hurt.


Dear iPhone, being a bit American, aren’t we?


Dear UK residents. I’m sorry to be tedious, but I’m going to do the trans Cassandra thing again.

The government is now moving towards regarding trans people as effective children until the age of 25.

This will be established as precedent and then used to screw over any and all young adults who can’t escape from abusive parents, especially young women.

If you want to do anything about this, you need to fight for trans people. Yes, you. Now.

We all know that isn’t going to happen to any significant extent though.

As you were.

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@crocket2001
I think it's easy to underestimate how far most people have moved on this already. (Not that *most* makes it safe). There seem to be two groups pushing this:

1. boring folk who moan about the metric system, car parks, youth of today, ULEZ, "they're all as bad as each other", immigrants, etc.

2. Westminster-y policy type people, both left and right, professional dinner-party attenders, columnists, writers, wonks, essayists, student union types.

The (dangerous) difference now is that these groups -- our society's loudest, most boring, dull, dim, and reactionary, who only differ in social class -- are united on one subject.

The public don''t need to "come round".

People think Guardianista idealists lay out liberation's groundwork -- surveyors going ahead. But they're just apologists hanging on the coat-tails of emperors, minting excuses for comfortable lives at court. The powerful, their "clients", are moving right, so they're representing them, coining theories and writing reports.

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labour candidate came back with all the things I want, including saying how well trans people do when they get treatment. He is a good lad.


Sweet pepper is the most disappointing vegetable (yes, I know it’s a fruit).

It’s like someone was, “what if chilli, but shit?”




2nd MMR dose on Wednesday, Covid booster on Friday.

This week is going to be ... fun



Trans women, 6 months on HRT: “My breasts must have stopped growing now and I’m only an AA cup! WOE!”

Trans women 18 years after transition (e.g. me, now): “Aw fuck, I gained a cup size last week.”



After watching Oppenheimer the other week, I just rewatched Dr Strangelove.

For the love of god, will one of the nuclear powers announce it’s destroying its hydrogen bombs? These things are psychotically evil. Just get rid of them. Now, before the kill us all.

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“one” of them doing it just ensures the other (big one) “wins”. The MAD doctrine actually worked and continues to do so. Putin knows full well that if he launches nukes at anyone he himself and much of Russia will disappear in a glowing radioactive cloud. There would be no winner on either side so he doesn’t dare launch.


Apropos of a conversation elsewhere c, I’ve always been given the creeps by “Jonathan Pie”. It’s always struck me as “manufactured outrage click bait culture for left wing people who think they’re too clever to fall for that.”

The sceptics in the pub crowd had the same sort of attitude and it made them really really easy marks for the alt right to use as useful idiots in their culture war.

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I'm distracted in my vague desire to look up who this is by being reminded that pie exists. I should probably have some lunch (sadly not pie).
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Do Americans realise just how much it looks like they’re trying to speedrun “imperial power collapsing into failed state” to the rest of the world right now?

Guys, sort your shit out FFS.

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Sarah Brown
@Paul SomeoneElse @Ghost of Hope If you realistically only have two choices in an election, and one has the platform of “We masturbate to The Handmaid’s Tale”, it’s kinda mandatory to vote for the other as damage control.
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kæt
@grayface_ghost It only takes one election to turn one into the other, I think.


Portuguese language Siri’s Brasileiro accent is making my ears bleed.
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Sarah Brown

@Ghost of Hope I think that’s a stress timed/syllable timed distinction more than anything else (stress timed languages tend to swallow syllables to make them fit, so if you don’t know to listen for the tonic syllables it’s really hard to get the words).

Curiously Brazilian Portuguese is syllable timed, which is the biggest difference. That I wouldn’t mind. What made my ears bleed was rendering all the consonants as “tch”.




Dental implant post crown fitting 2 week review: totally excellent. Absolutely worth the months of bullshit. Would do again if I lost another tooth. Expensive but worth it.
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@Sarah Brown @Alan Braggins It's a pity you can't get new AL licences, or there'd be an excellent market in providing dental holidays.


What I would have liked to have learned in English classes at school:

  • Grammar.
  • The history of how the language evolved from one with a rich conjugation and case system into the vastly structurally simpler one we have now.
  • Points of convergence and divergence with other languages, closely related or not. How did that happen?
  • How to speak and write beautifully and precisely with rhetorical flourishes if needed

What I actually learned in English classes at school:

  • Thomas Hardy really hated women.
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German classes in Germany don't have any of the latter three items, either, it's just spelling and grammar, grammar, grammar. So much grammar.
On top of that, once you're required to write essays, you aren't actually taught how to do it or given any examples of one looks like (IIRC) which probably explains why I've always been bad at them.
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@karohemd Can second the latter point as someone who's had to teach German & Austrian students at university level, the idea school gives them of what constitutes an "essay" ends up requiring some remedial teaching.
@Ozzy
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@James Baillie @Ozzy The OU is my first academic institution to attempt to teach me how to write an essay. School seemed concerned that it had five paragraphs but didn’t care much beyond that. And Cambridge just assumed you either already had every academic skill required or would figure it out.
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When I was at school English language lessons were firmly separated from English Literature, and it wasn’t until English language A Level (which I didn’t do) that you got the really interesting linguistics stuff. It was always a running joke at the time that in 11–16 education one learned most of one’s proper English grammar from doing foreign languages.


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!Friendica Support Hi all.

Running via Docker behind nginx proxy manager. Got the three containers shown.

The UI is a bit sluggish. In particular, it takes forever for the notifications to show up after doing pretty much anything.

So my question is, is there anything stopping me spinning up another UI or cron container on another machine and trying to parallelise things a bit? Is there anything special I have to do to enable that?

TIA

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I guess that the best would be to use the daemon instead of cron. How do you store the contact avatars? And how do you store photos? Depending on this,you would need to synchronize some folders as well.
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@Michael Vogel Storage config is just set to "Database", so I assume everything is in there?
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Yeah, sounds fine for this purpose. I guess that with the daemon it should be possible to have one docker for the db,one docker for the daemon and multiple ones for the frontend. But this is never tested.
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@Michael Vogel But if I span up another frontend on another machine, coping the friendica data volume in the process, and pointed it at the database, it should just work?
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I guess so. But of course updates are more demanding, since you had to keep all machines totally in sync. Possibly it would be the best, if daemon and the front end systems would share a single data drive.
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@Sarah Brown when it works, please document it and tell about your performance experience.
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Also I guess there is not much experience from others.
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@Michael Vogel Should note in case it's not clear, the container called "friendica-cron" is actually running the daemon, starting with this script:

#!/bin/sh
trap "break;exit" HUP INT TERM

while [ ! -f /var/www/html/bin/daemon.php ]; do
  sleep 1
done

echo "Waiting for MySQL $MYSQL_HOST initialization..."
if php /var/www/html/bin/wait-for-connection "$MYSQL_HOST" "${MYSQL_PORT:-3306}" 300; then
  sh /setup_msmtp.sh
  exec gosu www-data:www-data tini -- php /var/www/html/bin/daemon.php -f start
else
  echo "[ERROR] Waited 300 seconds, no response" >&2
fi


Happy clock bullshit day to all those who celebrate. May you quickly remember how the fuck to do the oven.
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in reply to Sarah Brown

I did three devices in 30 seconds or so. That isn’t the worst part of clock bullshit.
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@Jonathan👣🚲 I feel like the designers aren't trying hard enough to get into the spirit of capitalist enshittification if it was that quick and easy.
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One of these devices is 24 years old and still mostly operational, so I guess not. It helps that two of them have a rotary dial used to set the clock. The third (which happens to be the oven) has that stupid short capacitive tap to adjust by a minute, medium hold to start racing through many 10-minute increments per second kind of scheme. On the other hand, the cooktop that’s part of the same physical device goes through its 17 regular power levels at only 2 per second.
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How are these interfaces rarely any good? Extreme nonlinearity. Extreme debouncing so you can’t just tap through, and a solid tap is coming up on the acceleration threshold. I feel like strangling the people making these, or making them use their own creations if that isn’t too cruel.
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@Jonathan👣🚲 Actually the worst for me is my induction hob. It uses capacitative touch, which doesn't work if it gets wet, which it frequently does.
in reply to Sarah Brown

Same here. It doesn’t take much moisture to make it unresponsive. At least a quick wipe tends to suffice. Why is everything dying to be a smartphone in the rain?
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Our seven year old technician fixed the oven challenge within seconds. Not a clue how.

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@Gen X-Wing @Zoë O'Connell It’s the same tune. The SID version is slightly richer IMO (C64 is my canonical version too. Spent so long playing 2 player with my friend from school).
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Had to look it up to be sure (I mean I have C64s and I have a MiSTer, but YouTube had to suffice for now:)). That title music on the C64 is fantastic, and the main theme is so much better to me.

I often wonder what would have happened if the SID hadn’t been crippled and would have been the 16 voices that was intended. Would have been bonkers 😀



When UR reading Sci Fi written by a yank and they’re like, “I need to remind people this is in the future” so they’re all “meters” and “centigrade” and then they suddenly forget and go to “he was about 5 feet and likes his room at 99 degrees”.
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The other thing that really marks this out as coming from a US perspective is the nature of the class system on display in this dystopia. There are basically 3 classes: CEO oligarch gods, middle management corporate drones in indentured servitude desperately trying to afford medical care from the company store, and the proles, who basically sell their bodies for medical research.
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Like when Star Trek is doing distances in meters that could be done in kilometres or AU...


Christians: This Friday we celebrate!

Non Christians: Cool! What’s the occasion?

Christians: Our god died. Tortured to death quite horribly, in fact.

Non Christians: You celebrate that?

Christians: There are sound theological reasons.

Non Christians: Bit weird, but ok.

Christians: We call it “Good Friday”

Non Christians: …

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In fact the word good stood for "holy", not the modern meaning:

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Good_Fri…

And of course christians don't celebrate good friday, but commemorate it. It's like say that jews people celebrate Holocaust_memorial_days.

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@Diego Roversi Yeah yeah, we get that there are sound reasons behind the Lovecraftian weirdness.


I see GamerGate is in the news because it’s coming up to the tenth anniversary. Ten years ago, I was in the middle of a nervous breakdown caused by transphobic harassment from TERfs organised on social media. They were using the same tactics that, months later, would be the hallmark of GamerGate.

And yet the surviving narrative is that this sort of organised, “culture war” harassment originated with GG.

It didn’t. They did it to trans women, and probably others, first, and we raised the alarm, and nobody thought it mattered enough to do anything.

And then they came for the rest of you.

They keep doing this. We keep raising the alarm. We keep being ignored.

Maybe one day people will learn.

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Thanks -- I'll have to look further into them (a cursory googling isn't very helpful). I seem to have missed a really important chapter in the cultural-political history of our times.


Trying to imagine the culture shock immigrants to the UK get when, for the first time, they encounter someone like an accountant asking for their electricity bill.

Because, fellow Brits, I have to inform you that that's a bit weird.

It is though.

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So many culture shocks, especially with financial stuff.
I arrived in '96 and the first thing my bank did after opening an account was to issue me a cheque book. The last time I'd seen a cheque in Germany was at least 10 years prior...
Later that year I wanted to transfer money to someone (I can't remember the reason) so went to my bank and they told me that was only possible if they had an account with the same bank... Bank transfers had been the standard in Germany since the 60s.
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@Ozzy My UK bank keeps asking me, “what’s online banking like in Portugal compared to ours?”, presumably expecting effusive praise about their app, and their face falls when I say, “it’s at least a decade ahead of anything you have”.

So many Brits think they’re living in high tech utopia, when actually it’s backwards as hell in so many ways.

@Ozzy


BOLA be like, “I saw geese break someone’s arm”

Did you though?

Geese cheat code: they’re bullshitting. Make it clear that you know this and they will fuck off. Run at them screaming “Dinner!” and flap your arms. They fuck off incredibly quickly.

If that doesn’t work, grab the squawky cunt by the neck and practice Olympic hammer throwing. It’s funny, and it won’t give you shit again.





“Turbo cancer”?

The fuck is “turbo cancer”?

Dear god, yer racist uncle on Facebook says the most stupid shit.



Men declaring that “blockers” should be illegal is kinda monkey-paw-tastic.

Should we tell them that they were actually developed to treat prostate cancer?

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Ha! A bit of sciencing reveals that my new dental implant crown, while colour matched perfectly under visible light, is a completely different colour to its neighbouring teeth under UV.

No reason why it wouldn't be, I guess. It's designed to look real to human vision, which it does, apart from the little blob of epoxy filling covering the screw head.



I am here for transphobes voluntarily sending themselves to prison. rte.ie/news/courts/2024/0322/1…

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I hate how the judiciary are falling over themselves to believe this cis white man can 'behave'. Would they be offering the same kind of anything to a more marginalised person?


Turns out that Threads posts, while we can see them here in the fediverse, can’t see any of our replies to them.

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sell threads to us without the risk that they'll decide to move to the fedi
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@Sarah Brown is this based on what they announced, or did you actually check?

I had half an idea to check, but that involved

a) interacting with a post coming from threads
b) enabling javascript from the threads server

and that's was more than I was willing to do 😁

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so, to recap,

  • the smartest people with accounts on threads (it's a bit of a contradiction)
  • from just 3 countries
  • that do opt in in their settings

can be followed by us, without reading our replies

i'm not impressed, i'll think about when some personal old uncle will succeed to find me the other way around

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@Elena ``of Valhalla'' based on what they announced. However, if you go and look on the source website (you don’t need a threads account to do so), there are no replies showing from outside Threads.


Just saying you guys, hat as long as we keep leaping to "let's make murderbots with the thinking sand!", maybe we should hold off on the whole "teaching sand to think" thing?


Having a dental implant crown finally fitted to replace a tooth that’s been missing for 4 years, especially when it was your biggest molar, is a profoundly weird feeling.


Anyone know about Synologies?

I have a Drobo 5N2, which is obviously orphanware.

I want a Synology to do much the same job. What should I get?

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so i have a Synology and it was a bad experience because:

1. they will happily sell small ones where the hardware just isn't up to running the current bloated version of the OS

(specifically I got a DS216 then discovered this new device was below the *stated* reqs)

2. the BIOS is DRMed so you can't just put Debian on it or something sensible.

i have cut down enough of the software, including forcibly deleting bloated shit and making it impossible to auto-reinstall it, that it can serve SMB without running out of CPU

if this thing blows up or catches fire I'll probably get an old HP Microserver (near-silent, reputedly) and run a proper OS on it

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I got a DS1019+ (in 2019) to replace my Drobo 5N. It's Just Worked since, but I'm not doing anything very complicated with it.

Looks like the closest current model is the DS1522+ (although that's 2022 hardware).

I like that the storage is just a pile of Linux and can be recovered on any PC.

I tried using it as a general Linux server, it's doable but the OS is a bit too opinionated to make that pleasant. Now it's just NFS mounted to a separate Debian box, as well as CIFS shares.

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@mobbsy yeah - the software looks very cool until you try to use it like it's a linux box and not a very cut-down appliance
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@mobbsy I just want it to serve files on a RAID. Got other stuff for generic server things.


Things I learned on the internet: apparently the country where a deranged tantrum-prone egomaniac fascist with dementia is leading the polls has a problem with its public education system.

How surprising!

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This analogue landline turnoff at the end of this year is going to be a disaster for older folk. Less than nine months to go and the only official advice is "you may need to buy extra new equipment" *mic drop*.

No advice as to the equipment, nor where they've planted the magic money tree.

Yes *I* know what to do, and yes, *I* can afford it.

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@chiffchaff It's been so completely unadvertised. Although to be fair I don't really consume any advertisement channels these days. But no household leafleting, letters from provider ... I might have had an email, but I think I found out about it by accident (and I'm not even sure how).

I'm still wondering how many rural exchanges still don't have fibre connection. Our old place up the valley certainly didn't last time I checked. How are they expected to cope?

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Sorry for making this a reply to your unrelated toot. It was supposed to be top-level. Not saure what happened: I guess I just forgot what I was doing!


Cis people on Reddit be like, "a trans woman would never need a gynaecologist, and they'd never ask if you might be pregnant because they could tell, and anyway, it will be in your notes, which they will have read".

And I'm like, "literally everything you just said is wrong"

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@NatalyaD I've been extremely lucky in having had several very good GPs. The one in Cambridge actually did stuff like staying late to arrange for my records to get faxed to someone when I got ill out of Cambridge. Had a couple of duff ones (both individuals who didn't know how to listen, and practices that just weren't resourced enough to deal with anything properly) - but mainly done OK.


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I’m coming late to understanding the Blåhaj references, but then I haven’t been to IKEA in the last five years.


I, for one, welcome the support of our catsnake friends and allies.


Former UK prime minister Liz Truss’s recent attempt to ban transgender women from female spaces ran out of time and will now not be debated after MPs joined forces to “talk it out” for five hours, including discussing ferret name choices.

#transgender #trans #LGBTQ #LGBTQIA

thepinknews.com/2024/03/16/liz…


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@transworld Poor Liz is going to have to report that failure to her Christian Nationalist and Neoliberal friends back in the US. One day they might realise she’s a failure in a House that is supposedly master of the Reverse Ferret.
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@transworld disappointed no MP managed to get in what to feed to ferrets - lettuce?


Caffeine reduces anxiety in me. An espresso is more effective than diazepam. The web is full of results that say this is impossible

And yet …

in reply to Sarah Brown

covered this in passing in psych 111 circa 1981. Dunning-Kruger may not hold up mathematically, but this is a great example of a case where it's an empirical reality.


Caffeine reduces anxiety in me. An espresso is more effective than diazepam. The web is full of results that say this is impossible

And yet …

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@rob Espresso about 15 minutes ago. I am actually struggling to stay awake.
@rob
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well, here's hoping you have a really good night. I'm hoping for the same after a bottle of retsina (which is about half a bottle more than I meant to drink when I started).
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@rob Ooh I’ve not had retsina for ages, probably since before the Eraina closed
@rob
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@ajlanes I stockpiled quite a few before brexit could make inroads into the supply to the UK.....
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Bang! 8 hours. Awake now. Sleep
Cycle reset. Doctors hate this one simple trick.