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in reply to Alexandra Lanes

TAP’s refunds department are incompetent rather than malevolent. They made the news for accidentally giving a full seat price refund for a baby that was on a lap so hadn’t had a ticket in the first place.



I utterly resemble any suggestion that I have been at the whisky.


FAA has grounded all 737-Max9 aircraft.

India has just grounded all 737-Max8s. They don’t even have the door plugs.

I think right now if I was booking a RyanAir flight I’d check if had 33 rows.



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in reply to Sarah Brown

Capitalism does to products what it does to everything else: the wealth gap, here visible in quality and price tag.

The midrange products are kinda gone or turned to shit. We now have a lot of shitty cheap stuff (getting less cheap by the day in many cases) and very high end quality stuff, unaffordable by most.

On top of that, all the crap technology now allows like subscriptions to be able to use the hardware we paid for are not prevalent.

in reply to Miguel Arroz

Regarding cars, if I was on the market for one, I would look into the Hyundai Kona (or Kauai or whatever it’s called in Portugal to avoid the c word). It’s a bit SUVy so you probably won’t like it, and I’m not sure about the enshittification factor. However it seems to be the car that usually gets higher ratings on range per kW second only to the fascist EVs (and I’m almost sure the battery has active cooling).
in reply to Sarah Brown

This. It’s long past time for youtu.be/ZwMVMbmQBug?si=ALSzsm…

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If we turn the wind up to a hurricane we should be able to blow it over to you …


Apparently some F16s are late on their way to Ukraine?

Have they tried the afterburner? Might help.

in reply to Sarah Brown

They tried that and ran out of fuel so got more delayed while they refuelled.


So, out of interest (I drive a Nissan Leaf, which is in many ways my ideal car, but they’re EOL), what car is available today that satisfies the following:

Battery EV

Not an iPad/SUV crossover

Hatchback with decent boot space (previous comment about not an SUV still applies)

Intelligent cruise control with lane following

If Nissan updated the Leaf to have CCS2 and an actively cooled battery, it would be just perfect IMO, but instead they scrapped it and replaced it with the Ariya, which is an SUV/iPad crossover and they broke one of the Leaf’s best features (e-pedal) in the process too.

in reply to Sarah Brown

@swaldman The only cooking surface on the Leaf is the battery, and I wouldn’t put things on that.
in reply to Zoë O'Connell

@zoe also, in modern planes, a lot of serious experimental science has gone into UI design (because of its importance, as you note). Although what is best for pilots who train on that specific aircraft type may not be what is best for car drivers, I guess.
@goatsarah


Dear Boeing,

I travel on your planes quite a bit. Please stop making them like they're Teslas.

in reply to Chris Alemany🇺🇦🇨🇦🇪🇸

@chris
Don't think so. The ergonomic engineering of controls in cars is one of those things that looks seemless, but is the result of lots of design expertise. The controls themselves are quite expensive because they have to work reliably in temperature and environmental extremes. Sticking an iPad on the dashboard is relatively inexpensive. It is also a safety nightmare, but hey its so cool 😎.
in reply to Chris Alemany🇺🇦🇨🇦🇪🇸

@chris @mastodonmigration
I reckon touch-only is cheaper nowadays. Touchscreens are cheap commodity items, note that the CPU behind them is nearly always underpowered and the UI poor, the assembly cost is less than lots of buttons, and it's identical for all versions regardless of features.

Hyundai's design team have stated that they plan to stick with buttons. But they don't really have a Leaf-sized hatchback (maybe Ionic 5, but I think it's bigger, and the looks will be marmite)



Conversation with the wife now about why the angry Christian types don’t froth about Dan Simmons’ Hyperion/Endymion series.

I mean, it’s literally about the second coming of Christ, sent by god to die a horrible death so that humanity can be redeemed, only god is us, if we heed the message, sending said sacrifice back through time, and she’s a teenage girl because apparently the carpenter from Nazareth had one job (apart from the carpentry gig), which he fucked up, so she’s sent to do it properly, and it’s the Catholic Church which tortures her to death this time round.

Anyway, the conclusion was that they aren’t upset because the books are longer than their attention spans.



Can’t sleep. Time to do the paradoxical caffeine thing.


Welcome, once again, to, “I see most Reddit mods are frustrated wannabe global dictator arseholes” day.

Wasn’t even me this time. I’m annoyed on behalf of someone else who fell foul of “posted with vowels on the first Tuesday of the year, which IS CLEARLY against subreddit rule 53 a subsection 5 clause z (revised). WILL YOU PEOPLE JUST READ THE RULES?”



in reply to Sarah Brown

happy new year! Have a brilliant 2024. Let's meet up and drink wine together!
in reply to Sarah Brown

your place wins on quite a lot of metrics. I think the only good thing about my place is that I can get there without having to move...


I am older than Stephanie Cole was in “Waiting for God”. Not sure how I feel about this.


transphobic violence description

After taking a few hours off in deference to the guilty verdict in the trial of the murderers of Briana Ghey, the UK press are once again back at it, going on about how trans women need to be banned from All The Things.

This, presumably, informed last night’s nightmare from which I woke in a pool of sweat in which I was in the process of being beaten to death by TERFs on a train going from London to Cambridge in a near future UK.

Lovely.





I wish @Sylvia Knight and I were not allergic to cats. It would be really nice to have one in our lives.
in reply to Sarah Brown

do you know which cat allergy y'all have? There are two common cat allergens, and some breeds naturally produce lower levels of one of the allergens. I have a cat allergy, and a cat who doesn't trigger them
in reply to Sarah Brown

given they Know and are maximally vindictive I am amazed one hasn't been assigned to you by the Committee...


Randomly listening to Muse, and their weird conspiracy thing about how the "powers that be" want your "compliance".

And I find myself wondering, "comply with what?"

And honestly, the only thing I can think of is "paying taxes".

in reply to Sarah Brown

You're the one currently making space inside your head for my ideas... 😁
in reply to Billy Smith

@Billy Smith I honestly have no clue what your ideas are, other than nationalising the water to make you pay taxes and not letting you buy a solar panel, or something.


Fell badly from my SUP yesterday. Initial tenderness in left knee which was bent at an awkward angle as I fell. Managed to paddle several more kilometres.

Later it swelled up and became agonising. Barely slept last night with the pain. Joint remains stable and able to bear load though. Got a compression bandage today. It’s helping massively.

Dr Google suggests that this is a grade 1 MCL tear. Mild, as the joint still retains full function. It just hurts like a fucker.

Apparently it should heal in 1 to 3 weeks. I’m hoping for 1.

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Sarah Brown
@Jack I’d put some bloody cross bracing in.
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Sarah Brown

@Jack I mean, this took almost none of my body weight laterally. I was almost in freewill at the time.

And it fucked it.

That's wank, that is. Stupid quadruped joint bodged into a bipedal leg and rotated 90 degrees.


in reply to Sarah Brown

@antranigv Hehe. Like gallons, gah.

SI is superior in every possible way. It hurts to hear people argue for anything else at this point:(



Ok, have discovered the “for you” timeline view in #friendica 2023.12 and also limited default post display to 10 replies in the timeline, and have reinstated bluesky in my feed. I hope that will make the weirdness tsunami manageable.


Oh nice, got bluesky in my #friendica timeline now too! All my socials increasingly in one place!
in reply to Sarah Brown

what was it like? Can you offer a taste for the benefit of us confused onlookers?


Went for a lovely Boxing day SUP paddle in the Ria de Alvor. A good 7km it was! Very pleasant.
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in reply to Sarah Brown

The bit that looks like sand wasn't; the tide was in.

But it got uncomfortably shallow at points.



Oh wow! The new Friendica release now has a list of abuse reports people have submitted to my server.

And there aren't many, but the few that have been submitted are from people who so truly, madly, deeply, need to FUCK RIGHT OFF.

in reply to Sarah Brown

“Where the Karen has gone, there will be nothing. Only I will remain.”
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Piemaker 🖖
@A_C_McGregor
What if they just wanted to be Karening through the night? I mean it was bloody xmas 🎅

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@Sarah Brown
Please clear your browser cache or just hit STRG+F5 😀
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@Sarah Brown
Normaly, when you switch to a new Release of friendica, the Browser chache gets purged.
But to a Bug, that was fixed shortly after the release, it won´t get get purged and you have to do it manually -.-
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Sarah Brown

@anubis2814 As others have said, you need to flush the caches. That worked in Safari.

If you have an iOS Home Screen bookmark, it needs deleting and recreating.


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!Friendica Admins Getting a message on my admin page that there’s a 2023.12 release now. Can’t see anything on the official docker image though?
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The image is now up2date. Please have a look and tell me if it works.


LGBT conversion therapy (yes, including trans people) is now illegal in Portugal.

Penalties of people found guilty of trying to change sexual orientation or gender identity: up to 3 years in prison and, if the victim was a minor, a ban on working with minors for between 2 and 20 years.

Up yours, TERF island.

publico.pt/2023/12/21/p3/notic…



Does anyone EVER have any reaction other than muttering, "oh, for fuck's sake" to the following?

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@    WARNING: REMOTE HOST IDENTIFICATION HAS CHANGED!     @
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IT IS POSSIBLE THAT SOMEONE IS DOING SOMETHING NASTY!
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Sarah Brown
@⠠⠵ avuko Especially since every different name that the machine is known by has its own bloody entry in known_hosts.
in reply to Sarah Brown

This is one of my favorite things about using FreeIPA with DNS for SSHFP records. I’m sure there’s other ways of populating SSHFP values, but it’s the least terrible I know of.


Fellow trans women site owners: that HOA guy with the blocklist that blocks Nazis and trans women, but mostly trans women, is back on another instance. Just got the shock of my life when he showed up in my feed. It appears that his new personal instance is h-i.social.

You may wish to preemptively defederate for your own protection.

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in reply to Sarah Brown

ah, so am I so I should have picked that up. It's an odd mindset to want to deny to others rights your community has had to fight hard to achieve. But then I'm a middle-aged cishet white neuro(fairly)typical male
in reply to KeithC

@KeithC It's the British establishment "admit only the right kind of people and close ranks" thing. There were a few journalists who were transphobic, and it became a kind of loyalty test in order to be in the "in group" for them.

in reply to Sarah Brown

can we at least redefine masculinity to include ass washing?

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in reply to Luci Scissors

@Luci for wry zings honestly, the fact that I always washed mine might have given me away when I was still in the closet.
in reply to Sarah Brown

I’m all for personal hygiene and healthy habits. But it’s dead easy to stress someone out about the topic. Probably hit a nerve there I’m guessing.

Maybe a carrot would be good? Some collective light peer pressure that “other people like fresh people, not rank people”.

I mean it goes for everyone and all social situations when others are close. Stinky bad is a general thing. Don’t want to sit next to you if you stink.



It has come to my attention that some people think they need 5 gigabit fibre internet.

I am delighted to inform them that they do not. Stop wasting your money on bandwidth you can’t even fucking use, muppets.

You see your 4K smart TV what streams Netflix in Dolby ear destroyer 4K HDR supervision? It’s got a 100 megabit Ethernet port on it. Bet you.

You don’t fucking need 5 gigabits. Nobody does unless they’re running fucking Amazon from their front room or something.

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in reply to Sarah Brown

I used to work in an office of, I dunno, 20 people. We had a 1 megabit leased line and everyone was jealous of us. We also hosted a few hundred web sites of varying popularity from the server room - gotta do something with all the spare bandwidth...


Thoughts on airlines - long form blog post

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Thoughts on airlines - long form blog post
This was my EasyJet experience yesterday: quick, efficient boarding without any unnecessary boarding groups. Front and back doors open for deplaning too, so I got off without waiting forever. The flight itself was OK too, as there weren't endless and unnecessary announcements from the cabin crew - like how there was on Flybe. I usually fly with Ryanair and I can't call the experience much worse than KLM or Lufthansa.
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Thoughts on airlines - long form blog post

@Llwynog I’ve done fan stop to driving away in my car (via passport control) at Faro with RyanAir in 4 minutes.

I can’t imagine the “full service” guys coming close to that.




Urgh. I have mal de débarquement syndrome and it’s profoundly unpleasant.
in reply to Chris Northwood

@Chris Northwood The treatment for it is hilarious. Unlike motion sickness, it is not an inner ear/visual imbalance. Anti emetics don't work. It's neurological.

Sitting in a car in the back seat and reading a book while someone drives works.



This last couple of weeks was the first time I have flown on “full service” airlines for years, after being a RyanAir frequent flyer.

Now say what you like about RyanAir, they understood the core brief of “airline”, which is “fly people places you say you’re going to more or less when you say you’re going to”.

The “full service” guys include a lot in the very high prices they charge, but it seems what they don’t include is what you actually want: a plane that goes where it says when it says.

I am … very disappointed in all of you. You know who you are. Go and sit in the corner and think about what you’ve done.

in reply to Sarah Brown

Airlines have been undergoing enshittification for many years now and the rate seems to be increasing. Flying is just horrible these days.
in reply to Sarah Brown

RyanAir, great budget airline as long as you're not taller than 150cm. Every time I have flown with them I haven't fitted in the seat. I wont use them any more. Jet2 is my preferred carrier.


What is it with smokers and their insistence on standing upwind? Fuckers.


As I am in the Caribbean, I have discovered that there is quite a difference in what things cost. Take apple pies, for example: in Antigua an apple pie costs 9 eastern Caribbean dollars. In St Lucia, it’s 12. In Grenada, 10.

These are the pie rates of the Caribbean.

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Airlines will straight up lie to you about where your lost luggage is, even after the point at which you call their bluff and show them the screenshot from “Find My”.
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@joshie 🏳️‍🌈 “Oh no, people are realising that we are lying to them” - and the solution is “stop them being able to find out” rather than “stop lying”.

Once the bag is back in my possession tomorrow, I will be filling in Virgin’s feedback form. My answer will be detailed.

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