Me, to Reddit: You probably shouldn’t be using the same fork that you stabbed the raw chicken with to eat it when it’s cooked.
Reddit: 15 downvotes
Behold your electorate.
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Boil the fork with the chicken, I'd say.
Wait, why stabbing a raw chicken? As a vegetarian I'm rather puzzled.
The caffeine causes the ADHD to briefly subside.
Clutter appears everywhere.
Me: Shit! Where did that come from?!?!
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hey, we heard you liked ads, so here's an ad in your ad!
Me: you heard wrong.
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it has begun.
Future historians - if there are any - will refer to this as the start of the Ad Bot Wars.
We cannot imagine the weapons they will bring to bear on each other, as the stress of war in AdSpace forges the rise of Machine Intelligence
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I’m guessing that was the voice of Donald that we just heard.
That doesn’t happen like that in the book.
Also, why does Bernard know about the 51st silo? That’s only supposed to be revealed at the end, when one of them goes to repopulate the earth.
Dateline, elsenet
Egg: Hi. My egg is breaking. What should I do?
Me: My sympathies. Try oestrogen.
Line goes dead.
Possibly too old for this shit. Anyway, oestrogen 🤷🏻♀️
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I am about as safe and secure as it’s possible for a trans woman who isn’t in deep stealth to be, and the news is fucking _terrifying_ me.
We have got to find a way to survive the coming years, emotionally as well as physically. We have to be there for each other, but also for OURSELVES.
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Voting intention: 8th Jan 2025
Our new Voting Intention tracker finds Labour narrowly in first place, leading Reform UK by a single respondent in our samplefindoutnow
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Musk and Zuck: Engineering Free Speech
Under the guise of protecting free speech, an alarming alignment between government power and Big Tech’s corporate power is unfolding.Open Rights Group
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Me: “Well you see, guv, you for Charybdis on your rudder. Gonna be expensive. Need a lift”
The wife: Is that worse than Scylla? Same problem but with a Liverpool accent.
Me: Here’s our Graham to explain how fucked your propeller is!
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"My mate down the pub can get you a new propeller though like"
If you are trans, you have just been designated “the entertainment” on all Zuckerberg’s platforms.
Others based in the US will likely follow suit. Plan and act accordingly.
I’m having a bit of a cry
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One of the reasons I left FB was because they kept undoing my privacy settings. I don't know if they still do that but I have zero trust in them.
People who’ve read the Silo books know what the thing is that kills them when they go outside (words chosen carefully).
Now, hear me out. What if that, but for mosquitos and bed bugs?
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Health food woo people: Our hydrogen water bottle infuses your system with hydrogen for the … hydrogen benefits like … oh, you know, hydrogen.
My IBS gut, making hydrogen by the litre: Hold my Hindenburg
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@Becky Water != hydrogen though.
This is a separate issue over whether H2 has any metabolic benefit (probably not)
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Easyjet: Confirm that you have travel insurance before booking.
Me: Missed the point where THAT WAS ANY OF YOUR GODDAM BUSINESS
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Today is a special day. As the Earth passes the closest to the sun in its orbit, it’s moving as fast as it ever gets. Thus today, the 4th of January, is SPEED DAY!!!!
It’s also the 18th anniversary of me having sex reassignment surgery. That was a weird time.
Ok, so we now know the point of this Quinn character who wasn’t in the books (neither was Sims. I think he’s going to be the one to do the deed Sheriff Billings did in Wool; his character arc has been building up to that for ages).
Anyway, they have Quinn being the one who worked out that they need to forget.
Which, in the books, was Troy/Donald in Shift.
Suddenly it looks like the reason they’re taking forever to get through Wool is that they aren’t going to bring Shift into the story.
Which makes me wonder how the hell they’re going to explain why they’re down there, and why 8+ billion people died.
Zoe: Someone here is asking if you can make a true software random number generator using generative AI that’s been trained on enough entropy to escape the quantum analysis constraints.
Me: Maths doesn’t stop being maths just because you don’t understand it.
Zoe: I was just gonna say “Parklife!”
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The ultimate irony here is that there’s one easily available drug he can take that would help immensely.
And I would put a lot of money on saying he’d never take it.
If you know, you know.
I am a fan of British sci fi author, Peter Hamilton.
One trope he consistently returns to in his universes is the group of humans who buggered off somewhere to try to build a post scarcity society of some kind.
And each new iteration, it feels like the seed group gets closer and closer to a transsexual polycule.
And I’m utterly here for it.
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@Z̈oé ⛵ @Christine Burns MBE 🏳️⚧️📚⧖ @Katie Fenn “hold the trim button until the force goes away then follow the runaway stabiliser checklist”.
So few words to not kill 300 people 😞
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Bluesky: say what you like about it, but it’s nuclear block combined with the zero tolerance blocking culture that’s developed there has made it far less combative than most social media platforms.
And I think it’s superb. Honestly, I’m gonna get a lot less fussy about blocking at the slightest provocation.
Gonna start with the Reddit wankers who downvote every comment you make while ostensibly trying to have a conversation with you. That’s just rude and they can fuck right off.
Sadly confirmed, lemmy suffers from being beset by tedious playground bully wankers just as much as Reddit.
“Why is there so little content here?” Maybe it’s because you treat posts as an opportunity to exhibit your superior dixkhead prowess?
Asked a simple question on a Lemmy ADHD forum. Plenty of people answering questions I didn’t ask. Nobody answering the one I did ask.
So that’s a thing, I guess 🤷🏻♀️
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in reply to Sarah Brown • •@Natasha Jay 🇪🇺 not catastrophic, even.
Wonder if they just threw it in to fuck with those of us who’ve read the books?
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Unknown parent • •@Natasha Jay 🇪🇺 @Katy Swain You could absolutely make a Shift spinoff just with the late 21st century Donald and Paul stuff, let alone the rest of it.
I’m guessing they aren’t going to do the alternative back and forth between the near future and the silos that Shift does.
And then there’s the question of the reveals. You have to reveal what the big bad is before you reveal WHY. The glimpse at the end of S2 looks like it could portray Paul Thurman in a much more … I hesitate to say sympathetic light, but maybe an understandable one? Perhaps we’ll agree with him that something drastic had to be done to save humanity.
But, you know, there’s drastic and then there’s murdering everyone except half a million people who you decide to imprison in a bunch of deep holes for centuries.
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in reply to Sarah Brown • •@Natasha Jay 🇪🇺 @Katy Swain Can you imagine being like, “but I was just the sound guy?”
“Cool story bro. You’re now head of IT”
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in reply to Sarah Brown • •@Natasha Jay 🇪🇺 @Katy Swain Shit, just had a thought.
Thurman is literally Leto II Atreides, isn’t he? Exact same shit.